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I’d be a tree hugger, but there might be bugs on it

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Joined Twitter 6/12/18


I used to think studying abroad was going to school on a boat and I was in no way influenced by suite life on deck
8/31
2020
If cats don’t want to be held like little babies maybe they shouldn’t be roughly the size and shape of little babies
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8/26
2020
Is @howiemandel ok? I’m seriously concerned
8/25
2020
Idk how I got into frog tiktok. But like, it’s pretty chill there
8/18
2020
my cat is so put together she’s my inspiration
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8/12
2020
Why is charli d’amelio famous? I really can’t figure it out
8/7
2020
How do you flirt with girls? Men are trash so that’s easy, but women are goddesses so idk even where to start. @itsbrrrittany @98Simply https://t.co/MAKwcnDCcQDoes anyone else remember a couple years ago when people were getting mad at celebrities for voicing their politica… https://t.co/fT8mHAkEw3
8/4
2020
Why tf is Splice on Netflix?? This is the last thing America neededWas it really necessary for people to shoot off fireworks every night for the last week!?!? MY DOG IS SCARED OF FIR… https://t.co/omnzDzSxzy @emmyynicoleee Saaaame
7/4
2020
Me since I’ve been back in my parents house https://t.co/M4J5fK1YNC“iF we aBoLiSh thE poLiCe how wiLl wE sOlvE mUrDers?” White women with podcasts, Steven.
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6/9
2020
Siri always knows what to say https://t.co/ok5eq8RMog
5/20
2020
If I hear a podcast host say “unprecedented times” one more time... @emmyynicoleee 😍❤️
5/16
2020
@marissac1031 @lucy_stultz If your bitmoji is wearing clothes then, *puts on pussy goggles* @emmyynicoleee Marry meMy current haircut looks bad on my bitmoji, so it has got to go
5/15
2020
@thepeopleyou_me @lucy_stultz Sorry bro @thepeopleyou_me @lucy_stultz Yes @thepeopleyou_me @lucy_stultz I am not agreeing with you @thepeopleyou_me @lucy_stultz That’s like saying twenty should be twoty and thirty should be threety
5/7
2020
@thepeopleyou_me How would you spell it?
5/6
2020
My bangs are also flatter than my chest. I don’t have time to poof these bitches every hourHow do you stop having bangs? They just keep growing and I keep cutting them and I don’t know how to end the cycle
5/4
2020
My new #growthgoal is to no longer require validation when I want to post something on Instagram
4/29
2020
No squirrels were harmed in the making of this tweetI’m convinced that squirrels are suicidal. In the last 24 hours one just sauntered in front of my car while I was d… https://t.co/tKhrCwdkdB
4/22
2020
Gus from Breaking Bad is my ideal man
4/21
2020
“I feel passionately about rotisserie chicken.” -@lucy_stultz
4/17
2020
@thepeopleyou_me Nositting next to Jamie and she says “well, no better time than the present” and looks up on reddit how to sell feet… https://t.co/gwobkDOFcP
Retweeted by Isabelle J Yost“The only reason I do cardio is so that when I’m a zombie, no one will stand a chance” - @susanchristmas8
3/30
2020
if we isolate ourselves for too long the geese will take over
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3/24
2020
@itsbrrrittany I’m docMy mom just asked me if she needed to take me to an AA meeting. What about social distancing does she not understand?!?😤If everyone was Moira we’d be fine https://t.co/JVfU8yLk5p
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3/16
2020
God said, “Ya’ll are touching each other too much. I’m sending the corona virus.”
Retweeted by Isabelle J Yostwhy am i crying at kung fu panda 2 right now
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3/13
2020
Me: omg. Everyone wash your hands Also me: hey, can I hit your vape?
3/12
2020
@jbeisss @ZooeyDeschanel @moore_mikki_ My third was @AndersonU ....😷Now is the perfect time to break up with someone; just tell them you’re giving them up for lent.
2/27
2020
Harvey Weinstein is no longer an alleged rapist. Harvey Weinstein is a convicted rapist.
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2/25
2020
“Women are great and men are poopy.” - @itsbrrrittany @emmyynicoleee I’m obsessed with this movie
2/24
2020
Good for this kid, but can someone please fix our rehearsal space? https://t.co/J5foJNSxFG @lucy_stultz WoopsIncense is just forbidden pocky.
2/22
2020
“I need to make a grocery list: ok, butterfly clips, squirrel heads, anything else?” @lucy_stultz
2/21
2020
@lucy_stultz No“It’s a safety pin, I can swallow it!”
2/20
2020
My sexual orientation is a spiral staircase draped in century-old moss that leads to hell.
Retweeted by Isabelle J Yost @emmyynicoleee They like to think so
2/18
2020
AU is secretly clown college. Prove me wrongfound out my bitmoji is not required to wear clothes. so i’ll be sending bitmoji nudes in 2020
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2/17
2020
I think it’s funny that we can offer this but have a condemned building for our rehearsal space (except now we have… https://t.co/e8DyxhMuDF
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2/16
2020
@emmyynicoleee I can sing along to the whole thing. Not the lyrics. Just the guitar solo.When you’re cleaning the litter box and your cats are just sitting there rubbing their slimy paws together plotting… https://t.co/Z2C6pUwbu4
2/15
2020
Having to defend my position that people who performed in black face in the 30s-40s were indeed racist and that it… https://t.co/Q7K8sqOBRB
2/14
2020
That surprise appearance from Eminem...#Oscars https://t.co/RPWCyXJtPM
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2/11
2020
I am Isabelle, patron saint of my life. Fuck yeah https://t.co/EmmzmzSfxR @susanchristmas8 @lucy_stultz Same
2/10
2020
*says he’s from a big city. Is from Pensacola, Florida*White man with dreads: *makes several rape jokes* *mansplains feminism to me* *asks me what I’m gonna do for a r… https://t.co/WoImhBFn5E
2/9
2020
*snorts essential oils*
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2/8
2020
“God damn it” is the most satisfying thing to say. Cause honestly, God, damn it.My first reaction when I get ghosted is “damn, he must be dead” cause otherwise like, why the fuck?Today my professor said I looked like a dance major in warmups, and that honestly just made my last 4 years
2/7
2020
@susanchristmas8 @KaitMarieox 🖕🏻 @itsbrrrittany @susanchristmas8 @KaitMarieox Ignorance is bliss @sjarnold1997 @susanchristmas8 @KaitMarieox No idea @susanchristmas8 just informed me that @KaitMarieox exists and now I’m very upset.
2/4
2020
“Introverts eat ass too!”
2/3
2020
“It’s always spooky season when you have anxiety, Isabelle.” -@lucy_stultz
1/31
2020
@susanchristmas8 You’re right, but idk how to get up thereEither I just slept through three alarms or they didn’t go off and I just missed the same class twice in one week.… https://t.co/70zwgKm7WrI think I just got ghosted for having fucking taste. https://t.co/v3OPDwYQV2
1/30
2020
Nominate me to be a senior speaker so I can roast the fuck out of this school.“The milk is rBGH-free, which means that, unlike the people who go here, the milk isn’t fake.”
Retweeted by Isabelle J YostSpot the differences. . . Just kidding, there aren’t any. https://t.co/XDpbMIoTud
1/27
2020
“Sometimes a girls just gotta shart.”
1/19
2020
@lucy_stultz No
1/16
2020
I’ll do anything for money. Even retweet something that isn’t funny https://t.co/hnt29rIkHhI would like to give a shout out to my mothers personal growth. Instead of saying what she’s thinking about my outf… https://t.co/uDkh2iOpf4
1/11
2020
My most profound take away from this trip: never settle for walking behind a stroller or scooter. Skirt skirt around that bitch. Amen.
1/10
2020
Kid at Disney: “a puppy! A PUPPY!!!” His mother: “that’s a zebra”
1/8
2020
She has now said fanny five times. Not sure how to tell her that it’s not the best abbreviationTraveling With Old(er) People: a series. Mother: where did you put the fanny packs? (Yes. Multiple) Father: I don… https://t.co/8pXdF68SlP
1/5
2020
My favorite thing to do this holiday season is wait for my mom to tell a guest they need to watch kinky boots (it’s… https://t.co/ccPs82rbwOAs I am uncontrollably sobbing in the theater watching, Little Women, I found comfort in hearing the sobs of my fat… https://t.co/2aNnxMqWQA
1/4
2019
“Oh my gosh, I’m gonna cry, I miss Obama so much.”
12/31
2019
My 3 y/o nephew just told me I’m cute. I think I’m gonna put that on my resumeI had a dream that I matched with @jameelajamil on tinder and we were having a FANTASTIC conversation. What a woman
12/30
2019

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