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Me. Vegan. Cookbook. Caveman.

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A french fry restaurant but everything is tater tots.Always take a big bite it’s such a gorgeous sight to see you eat in the middle of the night. Best lyric of all time… https://t.co/WICfGxXW5B
4/7
2020
That’s it I’m taking my phone off dark mode.I have some good news for your feed. 3 people I know who had confirmed cases have recovered. One more is close to recovering💕 @VincentMRubino https://t.co/7Ij6YRrjuoThis shit is so fucked up I’m talking to my dad again.
4/6
2020
April fourth be with you. @SteveDrangsholt Avocado and celery :)
4/4
2020
I act like I have Zoom but I don’t.I thought I slept great last night then Fitbit was like “you suck. you can’t sleep for shit. total fail. sucks to s… https://t.co/k0teTQQNU1
4/3
2020
Vegan Shake Buckets! 64 oz of delicious creamy shakes in flavors like Dancing Unicorn, Fairy Giggle and Chocolate T… https://t.co/0KoAp1fnTK
Retweeted by Isa Chandra @corderophi678 Nah just don’t burn it :)
4/1
2020
@maureenjohnson Saw a plane flying today 🤔Has any hero among us figured out how to play Celebrity in Zoom? Pls help. @UptonsNaturals We have to keep “vegan” alive. Thank you.If anyone April’s fools me this year I’m going to have them arrested.It looks amazing! I haven’t even framed mine yet. 💞 https://t.co/jgnIICbRavIf you’re feeling down, let this friendship lift you up! Buddy and Harpo know just how to take care of one another.💚 https://t.co/Bh8jrgixvE
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3/31
2020
@Lilyflor How do you know most people? I only know a handful. @Maebh_X Thank you! @IanAeillo Why waste all that time writing just get to Jim and Pam kissing. @TheBeetPoet Why would a writer make a recipe? @IanAeillo Probs. @PaulaSimone Humblebrag.Terrible take. But the reason isn’t always for SEO or $. Some of us like to write about food. And grandmas. And cat… https://t.co/ey0Jv0ab0L
3/30
2020
@fauxmau Yah maybe a lil grainy @maureenjohnson I washed my eye with a Clorox wipe instead of a soothing cucumber wipe the other day. That wasn’t as fun as it sounds. 😘 @mpiscitello No just savory. Do sweet I’d use a tofu blend. @EthicalVegnLife Big hugs from here.A cream cheesy spread now with gifs. https://t.co/i5TcfXZQhc @sraeart1 Absolutely!
3/29
2020
@ClaudineBenmar @bitter_vegan Ironically. I usually also say “chefs kiss” @dibassett @Jayvegas Thank you. Maybe I’ll do some stories. @zoefrances09 My work is done here. @nicoleashley Ah thank you! @cath980 You absolutely don’t need a mixer! Just a good strong fork and a hand that doesn’t get tired.
3/28
2020
@ScepticalDoctor Yes of course! What flavors ya want? @anafriedchicken Does he cook? @Hskt_kt I actually haven’t yet! Might give it a shot this Passover. I don’t see why not... @bitter_vegan I love it in curries like A LOT. Also roasted to high heavens and mashed instead of mashed potatoes is ::chefs kiss:: @tsounicooper I mean. Potato leek soup right? Also amazing in lentil soup. And I’ve braised a leek or two in my day… https://t.co/4X9F70QJhlThis is perfect for a bagel or savory things! And soooo easy omg. https://t.co/P67m22c6Y7 https://t.co/7vs1tZALAj @zoefrances09 I think this is it! https://t.co/eIxY27mPX6 @make_once I have no had that in forever! @PaheliTesla I think that sounds amazing! Thanks for being on the front lines truly all my love.This article I wrote for @Allrecipes a few years ago seems like it would come in handy right now! How to make vegan… https://t.co/In2lVP5ahhHelp him. What are your faves from Superfun and Isa Does It? https://t.co/WKETADvNZX @martinxlaw I will ask the community for you! @zoefrances09 Which one I have like 2 millions! @AshleylennonT This is like the opposite of the usual question. I like it. The answer is yes. But it will taste worse. @HulaGirl1114 Bless! @rgsphilip Try more breadcrumbs. Also chili stuffed potatoes sound good. @martinxlaw I’ve been loving Bon Appetit But Vegan on instagram. My fave recipes change all the time. Anything specific you’re wondering? @rgsphilip Also never ever hurts to have a vat of refried beans!!! @rgsphilip https://t.co/7Q8ZfhZ1NG @rgsphilip https://t.co/5PmGXXFKvf @rgsphilip Use pinto instead of lentil duh. https://t.co/S0rX9dXBOH @rgsphilip Sooo good in burgers! Hold I’ll get you a veg burger recipe. @veegtables I love millet! You can use it kinda like polenta. Cook to mush, add tiny chopped sautéed veg, nooch, br… https://t.co/3MKSCnkH51 @appifanie That’s like picking a favorite cat! But really always lentil in whatever flavor profile I’m feeling. Wer… https://t.co/Sv28c1uYOL @LauraJoySF Yummy!!!! @NBSeen Also I’m pretty low brow and think beer tastes just great in piccata! ::ducks rotten tomatoes:: @NBSeen I’d use broth (same amount) and a splash of vinegar. Like splash. @adoyle_ I looked into it. Yes I can give suggestions based on that fer sure. @EricaCher4 Butternut Alfredo! If you don’t have cashews lmk. It’s great with rice or faro, too. https://t.co/bQ2FnMTHEs @Jayvegas Big welcs! Really appreciate the appreciation right now. @melanderasa Or broccoli Mac and cheese! Then sauté the chard for on top? https://t.co/Kz01UqTQQn @SofiaDistracted Absolutely! Try to use the cheaper stuff with less pronounced flavor. @melanderasa Anything that isn’t at its peak is great as a soup! Cream of broccoli and chard? Throw some beans and… https://t.co/5MbLBMTAD9 @adoyle_ I don’t know what that is but if I have to put on a bra for it probably not.Happy birthday to Martin Short. Still, after all these years, not that strong a swimmer.
Retweeted by Isa ChandraLet me know if you have cooking questions. Trying to be of some help. Also can give bad relationship advice. @jkwillenbring Yay!! @jkwillenbring Cronstarch but it’ll be more crunchy. But good.Rough puff still takes hours so what’s the point.
3/27
2020
If you nap till 8pm you basically have to fly to Australia to straighten out your sleep cycle. @mumblethrax YET
3/25
2020
@Mattersville3 Not really but you can try cauliflower cream. You steam a little cauli tender then blend Kt smooth w… https://t.co/qzAdL68ExNMaybe we should all give Coneheads a second chance.Driving Miss Daisy but it’s a Lyft and Susan Sarandon is Miss Daisy as herself.
3/24
2020
Has anyone ever ran out of bay leaves? https://t.co/QisavFwwjT
3/20
2020
Hi @DoorDash, any chance of increasing your range in these trying times? Thanks for listening!
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3/19
2020
@PaulaSimone Also I was ending my every sentence with that today. @PaulaSimone You say that out of an adundance of caution. @mrherbivore Yep it’s correct.
3/16
2020
Spotify shelves were completely empty of Beatles.
3/14
2020
A movie about zombies but they’re also psychics.
3/13
2020
@TaranisaurusRex Smart.Now that I think of it, all tweets should begin “I’m not a doctor, but...”Just getting the conversation started, if you have more tips please put them. I just listened to the top three google searches.I am not a doctor but I’m assuming that us four-eyes should wash our glasses multiple times a day. Use small amount… https://t.co/gPdwcPeGwM @NermNorb See you in a few years.Let’s be real bitmoji is more helpful than this whole damn administration. https://t.co/nZidUFCDWQThose tamari almonds are looking good right about now. https://t.co/S2A2HNd7WjAnd THAT 2019 is why WE DONT TOUCH OUR FACES
3/12
2020
Trying to kid n’play instead of shaking hands but no one is going for it.I’ve never gotten a song stuck in my head that I actually liked. @IanAeillo Can’t respond to them all. @PaulaSimone @mumblethrax What’s a pay phone? @IanAeillo It’s my karaoke song.
3/11
2020

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