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ISU grad, Redbirds. Packers, WhiteSox, Rays, Brewers, Bulls, Mavs, Badgers and Tampa Raptors. I love Avi Garcia, sorry. I claim Chicago & sometimes Dallas.

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@Dzikhead @LucasPerfetti46 Yeah real disappointing effort. Favre would've shotgunned it after bitting into the can. @LucasPerfetti46 @Dzikhead Imma be honest... 1) I wasn't surprised and 2) Still yikesThe LA Lakers sacrificed a little cap flexibility (maybe) for some security when they re-signed LeBron James and An… https://t.co/K3I9kDNT2t
Retweeted by AVIstan G. @whitesoxgm Lmao very good comparison. This is embarrassing hahahaNothing like drafted Kyler, Tua and Lawrence in 3 straight years lmao. https://t.co/2RadBtDybfBeen a wild year, my defense is so bad. https://t.co/mxcOyQfDh1
12/4
2020
I've already convinced myself that Schwarber is coming to the Sox and I'm going to rep another 12. Imma be lit.Idk why hes saying bye to Chicago... https://t.co/TncwjEfhd8 https://t.co/vRdYF5GiRX @BearsFanatico94 Its just dumb man, like he complimented their knowledge and now hes getting flack. Nobody can even… https://t.co/mpYkdTqIL5Well that was a lot of hype for nothing lol https://t.co/eo5C50mNrGMaybe its because I'm less insecure about it, but I'd laugh (and presumably then cry) if The Good Doctor or A Milli… https://t.co/5ls28qke28We have reached a point where a dude talks for 3 hours straight to a national audience every week for decades and w… https://t.co/IWDwFDvELkMight be a hot take, and maybe it's because I'll always enjoy his playoff ridiculousness and the fact that I met hi… https://t.co/lq1yTwqIK3It will be interesting to see who gets a "Well it was 2020, COVID, short season, yadda, yadda" pass and who gets th… https://t.co/IHtReDfvuTAt some point you have to think the MLB realizes their pay system is totally fucked, right? Like I get that Kyle Sc… https://t.co/G4dPS59gFl @SouthsideZo It was fun all ~2 weeks that it lasted.Made in #FCS college football ... @CraigHaley has a Top 5 ranking of NFL rookies from FCS programs this season.… https://t.co/x9GOoEYxwA
Retweeted by AVIstan G.OH BOY. HERE WE GO MiLB https://t.co/9O0DUNFWzcMuller needs to hop on the old bird app here and emoji up another opponent. https://t.co/PlRSVZQZPu
Retweeted by AVIstan G.That point differential...nice https://t.co/8SsMTZqT1t
Retweeted by AVIstan G.Thats a few points. https://t.co/ba3HLJkGR5 @ktompkinsii Fuck Ryan, hope he stubs his toe every morning. He played for "Bad Illinois state" who were one ridicu… https://t.co/loIy0Ufl7RThis is so awesome https://t.co/3BkcIjUbTPGreenville's Zach Nabers is in the game and only has one hand. I don't care what level you are playing at or who yo… https://t.co/DDQnPUnvI9
Retweeted by AVIstan G.Turned it on, lol what is goin on. @RedbirdBurner Have we missed a shot? Like even an open shoot around its tough to score 138 in 32 minutesSomeone watching this want to fill me in? 138 with 8 minutes left? The fuck https://t.co/7E2LZiBG1w @RegionRat14 I get that, but still. That's a huge difference.
12/3
2020
This dude was offered a 2 yr 50 million dollar deal after his injury and he turned it down. That will always amaze… https://t.co/yO88nykHvChttps://t.co/E77D1M9hDd
Retweeted by AVIstan G. @BrianBigHurt Absolutely, specially at his price.Definitely won't miss Mrs. Rodon, truth be told.Like imagine being such a shitty person that you can't even just be a shitty dad and shitty husband, you have to pr… https://t.co/esdbCH4VXy @n__lun Yeah, but hey man, you gotta take what you can get.Wow that really didn't disappoint, I'm borderline impressed. https://t.co/KDC3SnC9R8Alright twitter, before I click on Aubrey Huff trending, can I go on record thinking it will be something horrendously ignorant? Okay good.I am not typically a "bring back this washed up ex-legend!!" but like give me Joakim Noah back on the Bulls, like now please. @WilTheDude Yeeeeeesh bruh. Alright That's suspicious hahahaI do feel like sharing a spotify with Tay skews these, but... proud of the streets. https://t.co/ppFgUggLOyHot damn, 220 of those are probably some sort of unheard of rap. https://t.co/hP6psoGH5hAbsolutely 0 surprise, shoutout my guy @nfrealmusic , had concert tickets to see you for the first time this year.… https://t.co/BDbFTvUWET"Am I on with MLB's number one female agent?" She's one of Forbes 30 Under 30 too Dietz, don't you forget it 😎 A n… https://t.co/MM5ee7uEQt
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12/2
2020
@JTDeVito Not opposed to that eitherI love this dude https://t.co/nulAXExvVCBill Walton level of sidetrack "And now black athletes and music brings us toget...OH THERE WAS NO OFFENSIVE FOUL!" @Run__EMC @SouthsideZo I get that, but Darvish coming off 2nd in Cy Young and Snell didn't receive a vote. Regardle… https://t.co/0hqhfO57v8 @Run__EMC @SouthsideZo Honestly without knowing who we trade, this is tough. I assume the asking price on Snell is… https://t.co/OSrVLQC8Ff @The_HUSK20 @TyTredup LmaoLove me some Jason Benetti, no matter the sport.I apologize to a few of you, unaware that they aren't just all chocolate ones. I can appreciate the non-chocolate versions. @KmackTime Shit i would too. @GoPackGo2012 Oh interesting, id be down for that tbh.This the new Sox Analytics Coordinator and I'm all for it, here's to hoping TLR actually learns a thing or 2 from h… https://t.co/1nQKMTtTF9Stop telling black kids with great intellect that they act white. That is toxic
Retweeted by AVIstan G. @Redbirdfan1 That's a nice little changeup @BearsFanatico94 @_dbrown_23 Yo that's actually a hella good idea, like take that people who buy puppies to get chi… https://t.co/NCE7X7p2oP @TyTredup you and me both brother, god bless our women. @GoPackGo2012 I'm a classic hater, taylor buys us both one and forces me to find the damn correct number and eat th… https://t.co/H79YY4xz2U @SoxWinCubsLose But that's problem, it's hardly even "a chocolate" like if anything it's a tease that makes me grab… https://t.co/BiLzLX8vGb @CheapSeats411 @LWilz Never actually knew the history behind it all, and while it doesn't help me understand why ba… https://t.co/SBrFNJuovKHint Schwarber is one of these, as is Adam Engel, Yelich and Baez. Since apparently a 60 game season now determines how good a player is.Here's a fun game, which of these players are you most likely to sign long term? Player A: .203/.238/.360 Player… https://t.co/Xb8REMAALtWhy do white girls love advent calendars so much? I just don't get it.I'm so deep into livin the dream that I'm aware of it and I still can't stop the response. Feel like the dads when… https://t.co/xNR4t26d9DCurious what your go-to response is at work when asked "How's it going?" @kurt13warner Lol that you don't know this (not hating, because I don't know, but I also didn't ever get called for… https://t.co/UWebM4KHDW @z2m4o That seems goofy to me that it doesn't move with the tackles or the pocket like the name indicates lol.Interesting, does "tackle box" not move... with the tackles? @Typac69 Honestly i feel luckier every time I watch non-Packers games. The fuck was that shit lmao. Pete gone too cuteDK Metcalf already in the heads of 2 Eagles players lmaoShots fired! https://t.co/ryuUhyl5ot
12/1
2020
Why were they just playing with 6 NL Central teams and 4 AL West teams for all of my childhood? Who allowed this to go on for so long?
Retweeted by AVIstan G. @HappyMitch Still ridiculous that they hit a 60 yard rush and then the play call following: Run Pass Pass Pass Pas… https://t.co/dux8kUJOLJ @HappyMitch When the score updated to 27-3 my first thought "to think the Bears were back-to-back dropped TDs and c… https://t.co/vSDGSw59VnSometimes a nice case of humble-the-fuck-up is in order, thank God the Packers didn't hire me to be the GM and pick… https://t.co/TGgCRshNrZAaron Rodgers red zone stats: 🔸 24 TDs (1st) 🔸 0 INTs https://t.co/T4ISOChOLt
Retweeted by AVIstan G.Black Friday deals available all weekend! https://t.co/XnrVs6u7YQ
Retweeted by AVIstan G.Really good article, but my favorite part is the Trevor Williams tweet. That is diabolically hilarious. Nothing qui… https://t.co/2exWC5qWuII know you are sick of hearing me saying it, but this is an illegal pitch and a ball. If your response is "no runne… https://t.co/4uGNhweRxzThey did however hit his shoulder pad into his helmet causing a 15 yard penalty. A brutal and malicious sight. https://t.co/Q1RUY8kfkyGOOD MORNING! #GoPackGo https://t.co/K8yIn1LRJt
Retweeted by AVIstan G.Lol WHAT A DAY NYJ/MIA: Fail TEN/IND: Right ARI/NE: Fail, fail. MIN/CAR: Fail, right. DEN/NO: Fail, fail. LAR/SF:… https://t.co/Cp6ImpG4GxFUUUUUUCK. We need him.I did not anticipate the Bears defense taking the day off.I never know how much credit to give a guy for just being where the ball is, but 2 bad Mitch decisions now = Savage is great, I guess.Man, Charles Leno amazes me everytime I watch him. @AlecDiab I don't think the QB has to do with it, just a bad blown call, but I won't stop you from your narrative. @RegionRat14 That I'm not going to allow, yalls best CB of all time literally has a punch named after him lol. I di… https://t.co/spvoIFhCbl @soxysteelchic14 @cmmarysz Its just funnyLol "This offensive line can block." I just heard that about the bears.When I was worried about Mitch, i forgot that they have such an abysmal line that it really doesn't matter. Also so… https://t.co/dDZASodYDaLol double facemask that leads to a defensive TD, oh boy. Here comes the Packers favoritism comments. Love you all.During the first TD I said "Wow surprised that wasn't a play action pass for the TD." Since then, 2 straight TDs of… https://t.co/7Rk1mxi1hNWhen you loan your boy $3 million for a recount, and the other guy gets another 132 votes https://t.co/uWnNCEMOMC
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11/30
2020
@22_bigal Haven't done a same game parlay but this looks super appetizing @22_bigal Was Kirk the biggest stretch of these? That's a solid parlay @alexxx_villa Definitely my biggest reach, been talked into it by a few people I consider good bettors.Pushing my over luck? Yup. Also thanks to @MrDelicious13 I learned I can bet per point O/U so CHI/GB is $5 per point, Max 40.Here we go, still undefeated on betting the over... NYJ/MIA: NYJ ML TEN/IND: TEN ML all day ARI/NE: Over 50.5, and… https://t.co/6GulCmQzTAGive me this. Screw trusting another dribbler. https://t.co/k3Ja4tbrAq
11/29
2020

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