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Nicola @it_is_nicola London, UK

I really like when inanimate objects have faces.

548 Following   1,740 Followers   492 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/4/14


Nick Lachey introduces himself in Love Is Blind by saying “Obviously, I’m Nick Lachey.”
Retweeted by Nicola @rderbyshire93 I think it only works with religious Americans 😅Today I cut my gym routine short because a trapped pigeon flew into my head, and that’s basically the best excuse I’ve ever been granted
2/18
2020
Seriously Manager Albert was the best!!! Thanks so much @Target!!!! https://t.co/nbYy4dUIIH
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2/17
2020
@Kathbum @QueenJenbo Surprised at the backlash. Some girls like having this kind of banter with the guys/anyone! I… https://t.co/CFpV6PPZzq
2/13
2020
@aprileveryday I’ve got a Caspar one that I like a lot! @eaouelle @emrazz I used to be only female on a team of 40. A couple said the same thing, which made me sad at firs… https://t.co/SKORFUC3xM
2/12
2020
I wish I knew why, no matter how many times I tell it to show me fewer like it, instagram is adamant I want to see… https://t.co/rGMuiwoOU2
2/9
2020
@theyearofelan You have actually changed my life with this tweet. Day 3 of not wanting to finish my cucumber and to… https://t.co/OiRyTwOX5i
2/4
2020
@paulfoxcroft I briefly went through a phase where I’d mute anyone on Facebook doing well for 30 days. I wasn’t sur… https://t.co/c7bGXDzsqB
1/31
2020
People constantly say to me “how are you still single!?” - I think they mean well & that’s cool. But being single s… https://t.co/uwrHXM8kv1
Retweeted by Nicola @bycharlotteann_ I have a @Casper which I love! I bought one randomly a few years ago because apparently tube marke… https://t.co/zbOZBZ16Ou
1/26
2020
@TC_Stark @izsleeping I imagine it is not very different to when I managed to get swine flu when people were really… https://t.co/e4Z7CTNnA4the second i hear you say “my family group chat” i know we have little in common
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1/21
2020
When I was a wee emo this guy asked me out - I didn’t hear from him on the day till he texted me saying sorry & tha… https://t.co/q3tzt8Dgow
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1/20
2020
#nlblizzard2020 is so bad even Olaf is trying to get in the house @natashafatah https://t.co/ygYDEwJFij
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1/19
2020
@franciscarockey It’s confusing on every level. What decade are we in? Are we in USA or uk?Instagrams attempts at suggesting comics I’ll like are just.... not even close to being right @BeckyBedbug I feel like I remember you doing this @Primark ☹️After walking around London trying on basically every single pair of non-cotton leggings, I can confirm that the on… https://t.co/MFXx9qEo2i
1/18
2020
So I’m liking my new @PureGym a lot... less fond of being penalised because I’ve randomly got a spot on a class I w… https://t.co/37CW1PtmLh @benugo @TooGoodToGo_UK My favourite was the veggie egg sandwich, and the banana granola yogurt was great too! I wa… https://t.co/Mmz01x0zoF
1/17
2020
Had my first ever @benugo today, picked purely because it was the only nearby place on @TooGoodToGo_UK 😂 actually d… https://t.co/WWtEJay7rl
1/16
2020
@djmarland TwinsBeen in @Primark looking for some leggings for the Inca trail. None were quite right, but did feel like a strange m… https://t.co/nLiSvUEfTY
1/14
2020
Actually going to the gym in hiking shoes so I can help break them in before the Inca trail, who even am I
1/11
2020
Tfw your Piccadilly line service is haunted by a Victorian shoe shine boy https://t.co/I4byLl8Fyi
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1/10
2020
@monzo I want to go to Antarctica!
1/7
2020
if we get nuked before animal crossing, ill be very upset
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1/6
2020
Feeling like maybe I should have done some sort of training ahead of the Inca trail... @AmandaBootes Never cook but want to!justin bieber writing about his wife: yeah you got that yummy yum that yummy yum taylor swift writing about a cru… https://t.co/dvMbYyHUKF
Retweeted by Nicola @gadventures I’m doing a Peru trip with you next month. On the last day you offer to book a flight back to Lima fro… https://t.co/WKz3rrGLlH
1/5
2020
The real question is, will my #yearinmonzo show my most eaten at restaurant to be @McDonaldsUK or @GreggsOfficial ?… https://t.co/46CGvOpXXz @KiahTudor I was looking at this earlierMy one task for today was to go get my eyebrows waxed. Which I did, but... she managed to get wax on my eyelashes!… https://t.co/yxQazE6Ht3in 2016 i was getting picked up from the airport at 1 am and i said to my uber driver “sorry it’s so late. i hope t… https://t.co/aMrcCqlOG8
Retweeted by Nicola @Melberryy It’s painful. Mine was 6 months when it got stolen - I replaced it with a model that I paid for upfront… https://t.co/En9n2pSVdl @LoveaffairwithB You absolutely can! @velvetgh0st If it helps, I didn’t either - but by the time I was 30 I had a fantastic group! @rhiannaoliviab I’m so torn on this oneOnly 9 more months til I get to stop paying £60 a month for a phone that got stolen, hooray! @liskhat I’m genuinely thinking about trying, because I’ve promised a friend on Instagram that I’ll go to the next… https://t.co/ThlTHxjILN @lifestyledbyj I get like this when I find unexpected foodIn the garden centre and a woman’s screaming: “DON’T PUT YOUR FINGER IN THAT VENUS FLY TRAP AGAIN JOHN!” Everyon… https://t.co/VYNPZaM9jf
Retweeted by NicolaOn a related note, discovered that my best friend didn’t know a reptile was an animal. He’s 34 and went to an extre… https://t.co/Usg5KEezNiOh man. I finally decided to treat myself to Planet Zoo - only to discover its not on mac. I was so looking forward… https://t.co/kEFZom0vdo
1/4
2020
The crew from Fire and Rescue NSW Station 509 Wyoming recorded this video showing the moment their truck was overru… https://t.co/6wKSflnCeK
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1/1
2019
This pic from Eden Hills Country Fire Service is everything. A koala and firefighter watch on as fire rages ahead https://t.co/N3Q8uPxsj7
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12/31
2019
@mr_mrichardson @GreggsOfficial @McDonaldsUK Same. I’m so ashamed.Hey @monzo, I’m ready to be embarrassed about my life choices from the annual summary now pleaseI don’t care if I’m 31, I still kind of wish I was @tanamongeau
12/26
2019
Great work @RoyalMail - I love spending the extra money for guaranteed delivery, spending the entire day at home, a… https://t.co/jCmh5UpqkjMy @AmazonUK package has gone from “delivery by 1:15” to “delivery by 9” and my @ted_baker one has given no clue wh… https://t.co/c2gDJiwnzj
12/23
2019
@HMRCcustomers I assumed so! I’ll forward on, thanks @ApplauseStoreUK @Was_Edwards @RiversideLondon Yes, eventually. After telling us we were too late (10 minutes befor… https://t.co/DYaQVfovvE @HMRCcustomers hi HMRC. I presume this is not actually from you? https://t.co/9WBhZNVcos
12/18
2019
@ApplauseStoreUK @Was_Edwards @RiversideLondon Well then it’s a shame you didn’t tell your staff members there that… https://t.co/a1WBaisPQB @Was_Edwards @ApplauseStoreUK @RiversideLondon I don’t think they realised how many priority holders they’d missed off. @Was_Edwards @ApplauseStoreUK @RiversideLondon It was as bad for priority. Stopped scanning priority tickets 15 min… https://t.co/mnou9YRFhj
12/17
2019
A particularly classy polling station here in Cambridge/Fulbourn Tesco carpark https://t.co/WKv6YrlV6v
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12/12
2019
So my apple replay results are...embarrassing
12/5
2019
So I feel like a loser seeing @DEHWestEnd on my own but damn if these lottery seats aren’t amazing
12/3
2019
Does anyone else ever end up accidentally watching about 20 Instagram stories because the x button just won’t acknowledge your fat fingers?!I’m gonna say it. I really don’t like Christmas.
12/1
2019
@BenSTravis While I find this funny... I feel like in person I’d find it really annoying?! @labelsforlunch I batch cook so use them most days! @LadyWrites_Blog Which ones did you get?Cheered by the fact that those few crazy Americans who said yesterday that Londoners would have been safer if we’d… https://t.co/cFKuc4474S
Retweeted by NicolaPetition to change the English flag into a Narwhal tusk and a fire extinguisher immediately if not before https://t.co/a8OkyMCDJq
Retweeted by NicolaAmerica: only guns can keep us safe. Britain: pass me that Narwhal tusk.
Retweeted by Nicola @fairysneezes I think maybe I was disappointed with planet coaster because it just felt like design rather than any… https://t.co/gyJsyowpYOI’m sort of enjoying watching YouTubers play Planet Zoo, but I disliked Planet Coaster so much I’m not sure I want to get it myself
11/30
2019
I feel like people are always just trying to tell other people how to live their lives. Buy Nothing Day? Just seems… https://t.co/XpP8fLlKfH
11/29
2019
@isabellaturch Ah great! It just seems strange to me that it’s been started with two very specific niche ones rathe… https://t.co/yLjz4jTt9N
11/28
2019
These Twitter Topics are seriously odd. Why are the two options under travel cruises and national parks? There’s so… https://t.co/Y1ZFtvb2zjI don’t know when I’ll learn and stop ordering off Shein. I haven’t liked the quality of a single dress I’ve ever r… https://t.co/w6NfT8Oxcx @withrazzmatazz Hahaha, 100%I think I just don’t quite understand Black Friday preview salesThis is an excellent week for theatre ticket lotteries for me! I finally won the @CursedChildLDN lottery last week,… https://t.co/F7DVirJpz9
11/27
2019
Ill watch anything with Vanessa hudgens in it but...the knight before Christmas really isn’t good!
11/23
2019
I just spent an hour and a half cooking enough curry for the week and it tastes awful. I’m so annoyed!!
11/12
2019
RT to WIN! Beauty Advent Calendars are one of the best inventions! Who doesn't love the idea of opening a gorgeous… https://t.co/1EdW7CibBe
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11/8
2019
thinking about this family of sharks eating dinner i saw in Ikea https://t.co/YydESBq5nr
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11/5
2019
@BroadgateLondon hello! Odd question, but do you have any idea what the maximum team numbers will be for your pub q… https://t.co/QTVskEQTzlThinking about buying this house, but I'm not sure it has enough plug sockets. https://t.co/h11wk8dFiS
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11/2
2019
@fairysneezes @ted_baker Yes, I love my coat! I am eyeing up a new one for this year but am gonna wait so it doesn’… https://t.co/oBZFLBsM91
11/1
2019
Even though they’re kinda expensive, I just find I FEEL better in @ted_baker clothes
10/31
2019
99% of being a Londoner is just trying to figure out how to get around the slow person in front of you
Retweeted by NicolaI feel like I’m being held hostage by @Hermesparcels 😣 I have no idea if/when my package is going to be delivered t… https://t.co/fVQM6iF51G
10/29
2019
Apple AirPods Pro I’m sure at least one other person has noticed by now but in case they haven’t: https://t.co/STMPYxVo6E
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10/28
2019
Me: I need to go to bed early. Also me: gets into bed early and scrolls through phone for 2 hours.
Retweeted by NicolaI’ve booked my first @gadventures trip in a couple of years 🙂 I’ve enjoyed a few years of full solo or with friends… https://t.co/MQFrjLcwuv
10/22
2019
After two weeks of repeatedly forgetting to take my returns parcel, I finally remembered. They can’t print labels t… https://t.co/koGKQgqouC
10/20
2019
@porridgebrain Meanwhile, no matter what I do and how much time and effort I commit, I’m doing it wrong 😂
10/17
2019
I actually supported Extinction Rebellion last week and didn’t really mind the fact that it made me late for work.… https://t.co/x13OXT1iir
10/15
2019
@CopperGardenx I did it a bit slowly which avoided any headaches. I was very consistent with my timings, so I stopp… https://t.co/XKdkNPOGLN
10/13
2019
"How's you?" asks Julie at the community centre. "You look worn out". "I am a bit," I say. "Been a rough week." "Go… https://t.co/B1SqL64r9f
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10/12
2019

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