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@itslamabih got a friend that lives there and i might go this summer, really excited!
4/24
2019
@itslamabih was also about to comment this lmao I NEED MY VOTE BACK @bigbadpanda that's my MAN and i watch all sorts of garbage just to look at his perfect Canadian face @bigbadpanda pass
4/10
2019
guy from New Order: how. does it. feel me: great man i'm listening to new order
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4/8
2019
What power will come from wielding all four flavors of the Infinity Takis?
4/6
2019
would u smash an ancient alien theorist
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4/2
2019
why did i lose a follower after talking about how the honeycomb cereal mascot is hot
Retweeted by fudgie the whaleIt’s fucking bullshit that teleporting isn’t a thing yet.
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3/30
2019
I would make a perfect Roomba since I already pace around the room accumulating filth and debris
3/29
2019
i want to tell people when i dream about them but i'm too anxious they'll go ewwwww gross @_Risto this happened to me recently and i was not too strong enough for those feelsFlorida Man Whispers Sweet Nothings, Kisses Me Tenderly
3/25
2019
i don't want to do this anymore: an autobiography
3/23
2019
i peaked in elementary school
3/22
2018
happy holidays to everyone except people who show up with Cards Against Humanity
12/28
2018
@bigbadpanda im conflicted between wanting to watch dogs and not wanting to sob my eyes outA good kind of VR would be to just move through quiet, empty terrain and not encounter anyone.
Retweeted by fudgie the whalehas anyone else received this friendly correspondence https://t.co/XF6sdE2mCGhttps://t.co/ErsGUPoiWbcan someone talk to me about Red Dead Redemption without sounding like I am about to join a cult?
11/19
2018
friend: 'what are you thinking about' me: 'nothing' my brain: https://t.co/c1iub2HoNY
Retweeted by fudgie the whaleFOMO but for research chemicalsevery time i wipe my ass i think "wish i could pay someone to wipe my ass"
Retweeted by fudgie the whale @bigbadpanda Wtf lmaohttps://t.co/sT74lyKvtc
Retweeted by fudgie the whaleapple: good apple cider: ok apple cider vinegar: oh god whyreal chaturbate hours
8/14
2018
@bigbadpanda russian bot accountlog onto VPN -> open New Private Window -> google "what is the sexiest bug"
8/9
2017
@amazedchili i can finally get my groce,ries from one aisle
9/28
2017
i plucked out a white nose hair today so I am thinking death is coming soon
3/25
2017
I get second hand embarrassment when my motherland is featured on Primer Impacto
2/2
2016
There's an Illuminati pyramid in the Fritanga Monimbo logo 👀
12/30
2016
i wanna die in santa's arms
12/15
2016
I'm at work trying to share my analysis of Westworld but these kindergartners are tearing all my theories apart
11/28
2016
100 years of Obama and Biden goofing off together @bigbadpanda ah geez that's alotta pressure there
11/12
2016
Baka Flocka Flame
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10/21
2016
If I die, don't let my facebook page get overrun with ads for fake ray bans
8/27
2016
Will she love being vored by her Pokemon? Or will she hate it more than anything else?
Retweeted by fudgie the whalewhen i keep reading news about how zika is spreading in my town https://t.co/5Cd56LSmSZ
8/24
2016
boom boom boom i want you in my tomb @rainbowpianos definitely shameless! (and then finish JJ if u have extra time) @Stephenesque lmao
8/23
2016
chansey the rapper
8/22
2016
I FEEL SO POWERFUL AFTER BUYING THINGS IN BULK
Retweeted by fudgie the whaleathletes taking increasingly bigger bites out of their medals to access the delicious toffee center
8/21
2016
Its bullshit that the horses in equestrian racing don't get their own medal
8/19
2016
Most of these conversations have happened after watching ZootopiaI've had too many conversations that start with "i am not a furry BUT.."relationship goals https://t.co/7BQYkCBLcvMe https://t.co/Pi7rPSIQwt
8/16
2016
"He said he was on Team Instinct" https://t.co/TB0WMIDddJ
7/10
2016
Biscotti doesn't know
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6/30
2016
@electr0tar FRAME ITAfter I got drunk at a winery yesterday I bought this and now idk what to do with it. https://t.co/L5s1Scv1r7
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6/27
2016
@mymomthinksimeh lets open a lemonade stand in the neighborhood
6/24
2016
The best thing about my job is all the new houses I get to poop at
6/17
2016
Happiness is a freezing cold pineapple soda
6/15
2016
Even though we do not deserve it nor have we earned it, I eagerly await the sequel to You've Got Mail
6/12
2016
Every painting about drinking absinthe is basically this https://t.co/oJH3qOVq2Kfinally an astrology website just for me https://t.co/Uc1WDmDOJK
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6/11
2016
I'll be a real adult when i find out what items I am supposed to be carrying in my polo's tiny pocket*cups your cheek extremely gently and lovingly* i need $20
Retweeted by fudgie the whaleCan't imagine anything more frustrating than playing charades with Jaqen H'ghar
6/9
2016
I wanna date someone with their own ASMR youtube channelMy signature wrestling move is the Stone Cold Bummer
6/8
2016
@bigbadpanda which one?
6/3
2016
My favorite back scratcher ever is the crooked wooden handle of my umbrellaalmost every polly pocket probably still exists but they're buried under tons of trash and will stay there for the next 10,000 years
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5/26
2016
hell is a place where your irl friends scroll through your tweets in front of you
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5/18
2016
Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier (2014) https://t.co/hBYlSV3kJ5
Retweeted by fudgie the whale @privatepudu is it worth buying a ps4 for? i loved the other 3
5/14
2016
@melicattt thank you friend - I was just remembering when we are the twisted Guros and would chill at Applebees
5/12
2016
@martyrfish at midnight! I am ancient
5/4
2016
i wanna be as happy as a baby goat in a pile of trash @hottfor_teacher those free breakfasts are deadly
4/22
2016
@mcsassmuffin they're hot socks of weird meat and scorching cheese but i sometimes get these uncontrollable urges for themYou're my hero, guy selling Oreos to the people in traffic.
4/19
2016
@mcsassmuffin I'll take it, nothing wrong with a previously loved cookie @nikkiicc ... this means its going well, right? @shelbyysuxx that looks intricate afI didn't know what love was until i saw my crush on snapchat with a dog's face @electr0tar haha 👏 @electr0tar what was The Reason you remembered them @LuisCrucet thanks for the tip! Where do you buy vanilla honey @mcsassmuffin only if u share @Nati_Ave COME COME MY LADY YOURE MY BUTTERFLYhttps://t.co/aiCF9xAabp
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4/15
2016
If you are still feeling kinda young, ask a kid relative to tell you how old they think you are
4/14
2016
@ItsFuckCity chamomile
Retweeted by fudgie the whale @darth__mouth hey thanks! I've been trying that but I think I need to switch to loose leaf and not baggedWhat are some good teas for helping me with my pervasive fear of death?Why didn't anyone tell me that melatonin knocks you out AND gives you fucked up dreams? This stuff rules
4/13
2016
@bigbadpanda lmao I'll take it even tho the actual dude is such a scumbag
3/24
2016
@bigbadpanda yes
3/18
2016

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