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Former soldier, USA Marine Core

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Joined Twitter 6/28/19


Oh whoops meant to post this. Trying to delete the first one https://t.co/CVt8WNfqmQhttps://t.co/mNZ9tCQ2L8 @foucault_45 not my problemAfter getting exactly what they want, the Democrats find themselves in grave peril.
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4/9
2020
Cumming in my own ass (To the tune of Killing In The Name Of)
Retweeted by PhetzStorm: VendettaIf you invest your $1,200 tax prebate at 10% return (stocks/equities/cash) for 40 years you will have over $54,000.… https://t.co/NNvozNI59k
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Retweeted by PhetzStorm: VendettaThat other feeling when you got a spot in the sun https://t.co/oXiCxWtCg4tfw youre a dog and everyone loves you https://t.co/X2sIoEKHda @ThirstyRando @crow_death @clownpond Better get ahead of it and show hog before they canhttps://t.co/GR2wdcUQHVMay I offer you a Fran in this trying time https://t.co/zngxwjC8IZ @Grokamole Looking forward to the eggs painted with the blue lives matter flag @edzitron Same here, first time I’ve donated to a candidate and no regrets @NameOfSlabs whoopsie doodle well heres a candidate we’re sure youre gonna like @sausagehobbit The man is waving his hand in front of his nose @NameOfSlabs It would be so so funny if they MeToo him out of the race and nominate HilTheres a skunk in the back yard again and Bernie dropped out so I’m upping today’s Stink Rating to 8.5 @MKupperman So sorry manTarget neutralized https://t.co/IOxJ8IBjaf https://t.co/JdTVGwfZeC
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4/8
2020
going t o start saying, "Wife City" whenever i see an attractive woman. e.g... "thats Wife City" or "that girl is Wife City to me"
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Retweeted by PhetzStorm: VendettaSo what they sayin this thing is like a virus or something or what
Retweeted by PhetzStorm: VendettaHobbies are for weak minded individuals. Just sit around staring at objects like a pimp
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4/7
2020
@Merman_Melville More figurine-esque but yes(guy at the back of the WHO meeting in a fake moustache) What if we tried smoking delicious, safe cigarettes https://t.co/IPC7PnUzUH
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4/6
2020
@ConorHaloReach duke nukem voice “cool” @Drew4484 @AceGracious @batsdingerbonds Listen this all sounds great but it’s not happening unless I have power of… https://t.co/LKE1CoqsAzThis house is an RTS “tech lab” building where you unlock all the end game units @merrittk it’s not ideal. But fineThis is the house of every 90’s sci fi movie protagonist, or 80’s sci fi movie antagonist https://t.co/AyWMqHjh7pIndian IT services firm’s US outpost in North Carolina ass house https://t.co/wqatDtt78t
Retweeted by PhetzStorm: Vendetta @VerefiedHusband How wonderful! @FilthyMacrame Sure. First question, what is an “estate” @Drew4484 @batsdingerbonds @AceGracious Drew can have the power of my whole ass @tombomp Yeah I’m seeing that now it’s like a PoA MLM scheme or something. I am amazed @tombomp Oh my god this is incredible @tombomp Fucking what lmfaooooo @AceGracious @Drew4484 Sorry can’t read this tweet you’re breaking up @Drew4484 @AceGracious Ah thank you drew. Isaac i got the law buddyAre any of my followers on here interested in granting me power of attorney @Clippers89 Phew. For youIf it is your birthday I am going to kill you @Drew4484 Well then why did I buy this cake @wintergreenpaul Ok whatever he should be in the ground @Drew4484 is it your birthday @Ingwit_ you got itthe coke nail POV shot just 😚👌 https://t.co/YaypKuDXL4this movie is just wonderful https://t.co/BdmSH19HLbIs he the prime minister idekIt is my hope that British Prime Minister Boris Johnson succumbs to the COVID-19 virus. @ant_tea @indie_grunge Its just a pic I took of that thing happeningwhen a weird twitter guy meets their fav e-girl https://t.co/0dXf6gTv6m @JasonAssholes https://t.co/RyyLSSsg2i
4/5
2020

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