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Jack Wood @jackandwood London, dreaming of the North

Enigma | @RadioX |Part time Presenter, full time Pub singer | Does some comedies | Presenter of the @mancmade podcast | insta : @jackandwood

867 Following   2,841 Followers   9,582 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/15/11


#LetTheMusicPlay #SaveOurVenues Sign the campaign here: https://t.co/EHjEDa7FQ0 https://t.co/4mF1e8ZCgKSpotify has 124 million premium subscribers. Imagine if they stepped in to assist the live music industry (their pl… https://t.co/3tbJXD8oKf
Retweeted by Jack Wood#LetTheMusicPlay You’ve used music to escape from lockdown, it’s been more effective then pints for me. Now we need… https://t.co/djEObbC5ix
7/2
2020
@mikewalshmusic @foals @E_E_ I can feel this tweet mike I’m so sorryAs we'll have to provide contact details at pubs, it'll be good that they'll finally be able to ring people's loved… https://t.co/i96qxHHaP4 @john_ascroft Touché @kiidnapz @snugglyjaden We’re in a pandemic mate @Dan_Gibson365 @jamesholtmusic Shush don’t expose me ( I’m clearly trying to prevent that)New #BathFullOfTheBands 🛀 with @jamesholtmusic coming tomorrow. Only asking the important questions: https://t.co/uILc40ZPDs @emil_franchi Saving the world from Dan the VanNew Batman film is shaping up better than expected https://t.co/OwcjEjEeTpI’m starting to think I’ll never look as good in a bikini as @DUALIPA But my god you’ll all suffer me tryingJust paid my taxes for the first time during lockdown. It’s a sense of dread paying them usually, but without them… https://t.co/x5XkwqIJyQAdding “willing to do nudity” to my CV as I’ve just stormed into my flatmates Zoom meeting in just a towel. To be… https://t.co/1wzGtQnvi3
7/1
2020
@AlastairBoyes Bats @Vinay_K_Joshi Spring/Sun/Winter/dread Tin (Manhole) Desire @Vinay_K_Joshi Wall of arms, Marks to prove it, No kind words? @TravisGlossop @marksandspencer @Morrisons I have such a large amount of respect for Yiur nanYa Nan be like “I know a spot” and take you to @marksandspencer cafe to bitch about the other women @FayeTreacy Last time I went to the dentist, he dropped the drill in my mouth, and him and the assistant both reach… https://t.co/eT51c7fK5MGetting tired of my hair looking like the fourth Harry Potter film @c0xy21 @AvaSantina I use them as bookmarks @AvaSantina I genuinely take better care over old gig ticketsYou know your certificate for your degree? Where is it? I spent thousands of pounds on it, and genuinely have no id… https://t.co/Yo3rOvFwkSCan you be punk and eat pâté?
6/30
2020
https://t.co/kcylifMpGj https://t.co/fFZTkaNu7LOne for every child he has https://t.co/n1iQWUsh03I do want to go to the pub. But I’m put off by the fact you have to book. It’ll be full of those organised smug ars… https://t.co/uuTaB3Y3VC @LaurenNotLozza But they’re user interface seems so simple at first!Lama Del Ray https://t.co/4LXd9nBDVo @RountreeJackson @marksandspencer Nah one of m’Nans had this. I just thought she got bored and played with them when on the looIf your Nan’s bathroom didn’t permanently smell like @marksandspencer ‘Royal Jelly’ then she wasn’t really your Nan
6/29
2020
@IssyPanayis He’s Britpop JesusRight socks on for today’s @RadioX show, so I can knock them offThe first draft of Parklife was very different: https://t.co/MAT3HvNxF4
6/28
2020
@RachJacob_ Look you chose to work in a record store, on your head be it @emilyfrancesss Coming up!Or just listen to me playing tunes so filthy you’ll have to clear your browser history after @RadioXIf you want to feel like you’re at #Glastonbury this weekend, just lose your mates and then spend 3 hours trying to… https://t.co/IdydEIA5Mx
6/27
2020
Sharon has THE best stories! So check this out https://t.co/i8j8yIO1A6 @emil_franchi Don’t make me hurt you @AlastairBoyes You smell like a WoodstockJust received an out of office email saying they can’t reply as they’re at ‘Glastonbury’. Yeah I imagine it’s hard… https://t.co/OruOrxCVQsIf people really wanted to “feel like they’re at a festival” then why are you showering so much? @TravisGlossop How many baths do I need till you’ll trust me?Is it just London? Or does everywhere smell like sweaty bins today?
6/26
2020
@mark_andrews Haha cheers man! @john_ascroft @QueerEye What a ducking look @john_ascroft @QueerEye I just want them to transform meAs a millennial I feel I’m entitled to have my house made over by @QueerEye and made to look like something Wes Anderson would film in.New #BathFullOfTheBands with Oli from @creepingjean . We chat through iconic artist outfits @liamgallagher , to… https://t.co/wnjcxvPMTfGive it a watch and see if you can spot me, so far off my face, that I’m trying to do the “robot” to “Wake Up” https://t.co/CIaVfPTpqcYou can tell who’s still on furlough based on their tan linesHey guys, if you see a lung on the pavement can you post it to me? Think I’ve just sweated one out @creepingjean Oh you know it babyNew #BathFullOfTheBands vid with @creepingjean coming tonight. Featuring sexy candle chat: https://t.co/sKlDmMYDWrIsn’t this the government advice for the 4th of July? https://t.co/9UYsWAdeOe
6/25
2020
I’m doing fine, I’ve been to the solarium, I’ve spoken to the citizens advice bureau https://t.co/E5HMWjRfHG https://t.co/Z58rJAIrux @AvaSantina It’s water with some texture, get on the band wagon @charlie_clinton He wants to smell your scentSomeone, somewhere in the wide world today has made the decision to wear leather trousers today And I’m just sweating at the thoughtIt’s maftingDe-frosting your freezer is just adult Tetris
6/24
2020
@thisisalexjames Well In man! @AlexJhealey They’re alive in our heartsIf she think’s Turkey Twizzlers’ are a Tik-Tok trend she’s probably too young for you
6/23
2020
@steve_mitchel1 @_Wolfenden Crash bashing our lights out @_Wolfenden Crash bash is innuendo having a wank for a reason mate @FatPresenter Yes ya sexy Scottish beast @ofluff Think of the economical benefits thoughMiddle age is calling, when you’re excited about a heatwave because of its laundry drying qualities @JWHFB15 No problem manBack on the mighty @RadioX cause someone needs to play you Oasis at 4am. And for a certain fee that man is meAnyone above 25 trying to watch Tik-Toks https://t.co/ud8fNbUqeC
6/22
2020
@TravisGlossop Can you video a short review of it when it arrives? @TravisGlossop https://t.co/cryZak0xS8I’ll get some dad friendly tunes on @RadioXHere’s to all the Dad’s that thoroughly “loved” taking you to gigs #FathersDay https://t.co/409sxvwVDGWhere’s Wally is getting easier https://t.co/6tYjcYwTEfFather’s Day is such a great day to hire a few more Dad’s. If you want a position as my Father figure please reply… https://t.co/UdBaPr5KpQ
6/21
2020
@A_Whince @empilbeam Get in the sea, pickled to perfection @AvaSantina Why you are trying to convince it to go inside a bread cake? You monsterWhy aren’t more crisps pickled onion flavour when it’s clearly the dominant flavour ? @Radio_Gaz Looks like you’re ready to protect some statuesBack playing songs that are better accompaniment to a pint, then your partner, children or share bag of nuts @RadioXProper missing that pre-festival booze shopping: https://t.co/JKC9BLAz5i
6/20
2020
Katie Hopkins banned from Twitter 2 weeks later: *Mrs Snikpoh has followed you* https://t.co/shKd3fFzYi @saffronmirza Maaaate, it was so sweaty last year, you want it tepid so you don’t have to queue for endless water @mancmadepodcast @Mark_Lippmann It’s offensive to the eyesTwo vicars just walked out of my block of flats as I was leaving... It sounds like the start to a joke, but it’s j… https://t.co/UU6cJsB0w7This picture was taken 30 minutes before a haircut just so you know.... But we’re back, big chats, small costs and… https://t.co/5yqSOXmVVX
6/19
2020
New #BathFullOfTheBands with the incredible @Wyldest . It’s the daftest one yet, we go from her song appearing on… https://t.co/FTUEUCHp9U @AvaSantina https://t.co/25ib8RjRms @AvaSantina It’s a more accurate warning then we had in March to be fairNew Lockdown drinking game, neck a shot every time Matt Hancock gets someone’s name/title wrong. You’ll forgot your… https://t.co/L1ZeHTjuxo @jordan_scudder Fucking hell mate @jordan_scudder Ironic it didn’t predict you can’t touch anything else thoughImagine believing in horoscopes, when for March as a Taurus it predicted you’d “make some difficult relationship de… https://t.co/dEPB67eWCGJust had a notification saying one of my friends has JUST joined @houseparty That was a tiger king and a revolutio… https://t.co/1r9FsqIYdT
6/18
2020
@empilbeam Yeah, I’d honestly ban them
6/17
2020

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