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Jackie Pick @jackiepick United States

Award-winning writer and filmmaker. Humorist. Performer. Melted Butter Productions. #LTYMChicago. #amwriting

1,916 Following   1,292 Followers   4,439 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/20/10


So let me get this straight. Lindsey Graham is the chairman of a committee that decides if the public gets to see… https://t.co/CDElMFpNhW
Retweeted by Jackie PickI'm sure the good people of Iowa will take care of him in this, his hour of need. https://t.co/Am1EnMLDf9
3/23
2019
@MyersMedia0429 I spel gudIf I were still teaching, this would have driven me out of the profession. Immediately. If you've never taught, it… https://t.co/7HSTeVs9gs @thespinsterymc This made me weepy in the best way. Thank you for your words and your beautiful self and the greatness you bring to Judaism.This is not normal. Period. Fox News and Laura Ingraham are painting targets on the backs of @laurenduca and… https://t.co/orqagyYkCS
Retweeted by Jackie Pick @MyersMedia0429 I’m always happy to here from you - it’s nice to have people to joke around with on the interweb. Y… https://t.co/hxoH5pSWfm @MyersMedia0429 All me!I GOT THE HIGH SCORE ON MY SCALE TODAY!
3/22
2019
Super Gobsmacked Shoulder Husky Moon https://t.co/yJZSiOFJuG
3/21
2019
New show pitch: Moxie and Hustle. They get stuff done.
3/20
2019
The 2nd best part of this whole Trump/Conway discussion of the President's mental state is Brad Parscale trying to… https://t.co/175vVtSUNZ
3/19
2019
As a parent, I am not doing my job if I do not talk to my kids about racism, white supremacy, xeonphobia, and polit… https://t.co/CBZ7nMutTB
Retweeted by Jackie PickI don't know who needs to hear this today, but there isn't an age, esp in 2019, when being racist or homophobic is… https://t.co/zPXFsliSOE
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3/18
2019
"Should we stage a fashion intervention?" Shriners looking out the window today.
3/17
2019
I've watched in awe as Chelsea Clinton calmly dispatches fools on Twitter, day after day. No insults. No burns. Sh… https://t.co/9MBYNWj2g9
Retweeted by Jackie PickWe've already referenced Thundarr the Barbarian this morning here at Casa Pick, so it's safe to say we're killing it this weekend.New Zealand bans semiautomatic rifles less than 24 hours after the Christchurch mass shooting. Imagine: elected off… https://t.co/27zrZUQCfq
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3/16
2019
Catching up on the news out of New Zealand. Horrific. Nobody should be subjected to such violence. When the attack… https://t.co/zqOAhxgC91
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3/15
2019
New study: if we stop emissions immediately, Arctic still warms 5C/9F by century's end. We're not stopping global w… https://t.co/2D2YAMFIsZ
Retweeted by Jackie PickI took this shot of he Milky Way through a crystal ball a few days ago at Paranal Observatory. It looks like a cosm… https://t.co/pkdxxSJQjb
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3/14
2019
Women are expected to work like they don't have children and to parent like they don't have jobs and now we have to… https://t.co/OEYNha5LxW
3/13
2019
Instead of apologizing, maybe SNL can just cover this up for years and quietly transfer Pete Davidson to another sh… https://t.co/3gZ5uNSDZt
3/12
2019
Take heed, unsuspecting Earthlings, for today I choose to wow you with my demonstrable knowledge of the second verse of Irene Cara's "Fame."
3/11
2019
If the group you identify with is more concerned with making sure its members are not embarrassed rather than makin… https://t.co/wgvMDhqBxUWhy do you always talk about race? I don’t see color. Those things happened a long time ago. Why are you blaming… https://t.co/eE0VQvNiZV
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3/8
2019
Celebrities! They're just like us! Also: Don't photograph me eating pasta. I will twirl you around my fork and end… https://t.co/gF7uw0XGtgright on! https://t.co/lTTfEXO8PoBrain Garden Powered By Cadbury https://t.co/JqD65EM9IJ @anastasiagreene i really can't imagine all the feelings. sending hugs and hope that I get my ass back east soon an… https://t.co/dbUFGnBehs @anastasiagreene It's just so awful. I had to stop listening to Alex Trebek a few seconds in because his voice was… https://t.co/qd12vBIrFGI haven't cried much over my father's cancer, but this broke the dam. Be kind and gentle with each other, please. https://t.co/ar7CC1MZ61
3/7
2019
oh. never mind then. https://t.co/mqxOoLrNRC
3/6
2019
Male New Hampshire lawmakers on the hearing committee wearing pearls to mock @MomsDemand volunteers and gun safety… https://t.co/pe3xIJIdqr
Retweeted by Jackie PickCheck in on your Jewish friends, because some are genuinely not okay. https://t.co/abTDSZ98t4
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3/5
2019
My husband grilled dinner last night, so please excuse me for a few days while I throw him a parade.
3/4
2019
Podcasts are great because I get to hear interesting, brilliant conversations, but I don't actually have to talk to anyone or put on pants.
3/3
2019
Dunkaccinos and Optional Loin Girding – February 2019 Month in Review https://t.co/6tUXK6FELI https://t.co/L4VoYK4FwZ
3/2
2019
Saudi Arabian Prince: I had nothing to do with Jamal Kashoggi’s death. Trump: Sounds credible to me. North Korean… https://t.co/PHgAMklOtG
Retweeted by Jackie PickIt’s morning & I still can’t believe that Rep. Mark Meadows ran the full playbook of most insulting racism defenses… https://t.co/CEKZdEca7J
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2/28
2019
Here's Mark Meadows, who just sidetracked the entire House Oversight Committee to assure him he's not racist, sayin… https://t.co/I0iSBDL1ju
Retweeted by Jackie Pick"Woooooooow" whines Jim Jordan at the news that Cohen discussed topics with Schiff. HE HAD TO. HE IS PROHIBITED FR… https://t.co/fZpuMzjvc2
Retweeted by Jackie PickJim Jordan seems a little...hysterical.“That’s not what doxxing is” is the new “there’s no such thing as assault weapons.”
2/27
2019
Great thread! https://t.co/SY68SDtdI1 @thetimchidester You are correct, sir.Seven years ago today, 17-year-old Trayvon Martin was shot and killed while walking home from a Florida convenience… https://t.co/XJmt50oLt9
Retweeted by Jackie PickThe best way to avoid that Hot Pocket scalding the roof of your mouth is to forget it in the microwave for 28 hours, apparently.
2/26
2019
Jon Stewart and 9/11 responders urge Congress to fund victim compensation program https://t.co/OpRsJoel0L https://t.co/F3GHyrHUxn
Retweeted by Jackie PickAmericans haven't converted to the metric system because we are unable to precisely and quickly convert our favorit… https://t.co/cotmv60cOi
2/25
2019
Our pets also suffer terribly from the noise coming from the Sunset Ridge Country Club skeet shooting.I hope that all the members of Sunset Ridge Country Club sleep well with the full knowledge that the skeet shooting… https://t.co/JDlRhJMfIRI came to your website for a quick peek at the recipe, so thanks for front-loading it with your entire life story f… https://t.co/JovKL4eiZF
2/24
2019
@JoVarnish1 Hi! I write humor pieces mostly and am working on my first novel (and co-writing a second one). Enjoying reading this thread!Magazine covers and titles are highly thought out. People get paid a lot of money on decisions like this. The dec… https://t.co/V5g7xD18gG
Retweeted by Jackie PickWe need to know who is behind editing down the video of Feinstein - names - and what their intent was in doing so.… https://t.co/F76DtaA7l8
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2/23
2019
Oh no, some people think Amy Klobuchar wasn't enough of a mommy figure for them. Or, maybe they think she was too m… https://t.co/kcWGHJhX3YStep back for a second and take this in: A TV network, paid for with advertiser dollars and subscriber fees, is t… https://t.co/7D2XRfQzS0
Retweeted by Jackie PickAnd you got a two-fer, because you also bought a message that if you’re a white supremacist, it is irrelevant. https://t.co/SpZji07hQR
Retweeted by Jackie PickToday, Sara was reunited w/ her 5 y/o daughter. 9 months separated. Fled a violent gang, who raped her in front of… https://t.co/mp2HioA7OZ
Retweeted by Jackie PickYes! Performative eating (h/t Lindy West) and it’s exhausting and sad. https://t.co/BoqUzT3d5f
2/22
2019
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Family Feud and then asked it to write a Family Feud episode of its own… https://t.co/Y8G9pTtNlj
Retweeted by Jackie PickReminder — Black Lives Matter co-founder Patrisse Cullors speaks at #UChicago tonight for the annual Kent Lecture,… https://t.co/xOnOcTxxaO
Retweeted by Jackie PickHow many thousands of qualified journalists would have to turn down this job before CNN would make this mistake? https://t.co/8wU4bgkhDG
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2/21
2019
I’m no art expert, but I think my kid is saying my husband and I are happiest living in a micro-yurt that has leg s… https://t.co/GjaV1j0jKqHillary Clinton had to tell Bernie Sanders to stop laughing during the gun debate segment while talking about 33k p… https://t.co/ikpHmDnvzE
Retweeted by Jackie PickStampeding Moose https://t.co/lmjCAAoY1V https://t.co/thSDmAyGWkHey, @CNN: You need to rethink this whole thing VERY seriously, then maybe find someone else for this position. Any… https://t.co/9JxdRCNWhW
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2/20
2019
My Bat Mitzvah haftorah was from the Book of #NeverBernie.A brilliant, beautifully written piece by @MollyJongFast https://t.co/m0Pd6a1iTa
2/19
2019
Homecoming https://t.co/Wqtei5QNhm
2/17
2019
@tweetmommybop Hawaii, USA
2/16
2019
I’d like you to know that the final message we played for Opportunity was a song. We sang her to sleep with Billi… https://t.co/zOLNLatRac
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2/15
2019
Andrew McCabe story makes headline about 25th amendment and a few hours later the president declares “national emer… https://t.co/4gFR9SZsTx
2/14
2019
Trying to decide what to attach to my kids' class Valentines: cans of Mountain Dew or bottle of lice shampoo."The funny thing is, while I don't care for The Doors, I love a lot of the bands inspired by The Doors. Echo and th… https://t.co/Ys4oSDon4J
Retweeted by Jackie Pick[after I cut a bagel] would you like the side that is somehow three times larger than the original bagel or the sid… https://t.co/bXR2OYmoTT
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2/13
2019
https://t.co/LGnp6AwRDtIf you’re struggling for a name for your band, closed caption descriptions of sounds are a great resource: Wet Clat… https://t.co/66CRwTvVUH
Retweeted by Jackie Pick5 Reasons Big Dogs Are The BEST 💛💛💛 https://t.co/zg3NtwlbkU
Retweeted by Jackie PickMy Dove chocolate wrapper says, "It's a made-up holiday."
2/12
2019
Zero to One Draft: Take One. or Zero https://t.co/34XWB9ivzM
2/11
2019
Part of being of the sandwich generation is the inability to relocate on your own timeline and with it homesickness… https://t.co/3vtdnqfrkZME: Blackface is racist. WHITE GUY: What about whiteface? ME: Good question! White people that bring up whiteface… https://t.co/5uihP0NaR7
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2/10
2019
@ThatEricAlper “We’ll use the crockpot from now on ““We’ll use the crockpot from now on “ https://t.co/bjVSBo8ulr
2/9
2019
Click on Over to Humor Outcasts! https://t.co/IGg648Vaeb https://t.co/1xxBMmOhZQMy latest piece over on Humor Outcasts. :) https://t.co/kAAqxm1cMKA remake of Free to Be You and Me, but all the songs are about how you shouldn't distribute photos of your peen
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2/8
2019
Rise Up! Or Not. January 2019 Month In Review https://t.co/IMg9cAbXW8 https://t.co/f8nhAsUZOKThe hearings are about 15 minutes in and the majority of the Republican side already left. For those like me who b… https://t.co/GqUDE9Trha
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2/6
2019
I may not have been cursed with overwhelming talent, but I was blessed with dogged determination.
2/5
2019
"Had madness overtaken him? Or had the pretense and pageantry been suddenly stripped away, leaving him cowering in… https://t.co/Keiq4wOmCW
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2/4
2019
It's a Super Bowl party and not the place to debut your new recipe for rosewater flan.
Retweeted by Jackie PickA five minute tally of skeet shots heard from Sunset Ridge Country Club. This is only five minutes. Shooting starte… https://t.co/7ebsOLteom
2/3
2019
My daughter likes to make me art projects from items she finds around the house. https://t.co/CPxIRyI6yMAfter every mass shooting, Sunset Ridge Country Club blithely skeet shoots away. We BEGGED them last year to take a… https://t.co/RJwUMxGEcdWould any thoughtful member at Sunset Ridge Country Club be willing to propose a reasonable conversation between SR… https://t.co/zbkj4FPdenBut I’m sure the $$$ Sunset Ridge Country Club gets from its skeet shooters is more important than any of the hundr… https://t.co/3aZ911OQa8Mourning a dear family member taken too soon and dealing with the horrendous skeet shooting noise from Sunset Ridge… https://t.co/3CKrwUnMGY
2/2
2019

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