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if you hear any noise it's just me and the boys boppin | staff writer at @quibi

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@DaltonRayce all i did was add the star in microsoft paint it was NOTHING @alliewessel ah!, well. maybe next ticket @alliewessel kamala harris wants to put all men in jail does that work for you as a compromiseI'm getting banned from nextdoor today https://t.co/F9MUBNYKLk
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legendFinally someone said it. https://t.co/pzTWcP9zza
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legend @merestromb 😯 @BennyWillard damn, $4209 is a lot of money to have to send out dollar by dollar @constantsideeye @___kathleen_ pretty much yeah @jbfan911 https://t.co/KEPPY3FNUq @cacophoni0122 if i was you i simply would not have done that @velvetbuzzkill girl have you met me @bjorkconspiracy the first girl i met up with from tinder ended up being the girl i married, shit's easy, what are y'all doing wrong22, 9, 7, 11, 11, 2, 6, 6. how often are y'all ejecting folks out of your livesmy eight currently planned groomsmen, the average length of time they've known me is over nine years. if you take m… https://t.co/BMyOrYGrq7do y'all not https://t.co/33Gk29aMHQkelsey elizabeth buckley, my future wife, the eventual mother of my children, just said to me "you know when lilo p… https://t.co/Qj8h4bOlg1one of the people that lives in my building receives an absurd number of packages. all of these came in for her TOD… https://t.co/vpIJon0KgT
8/14
2020
@Gunnza_Blazin hey look you're on my beer https://t.co/FfUIhoHUotCardi B to “WAP” critic Carole Baskin: “Girl, you killed your goddamn husband” https://t.co/ItceZs4Skn
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legendI completely understand and respect those voting for Biden for some sort of lesser evil and get trump out of office… https://t.co/fpvTXYYp6M
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legend @velvetbuzzkill oh my @velvetbuzzkill oh you had rewards i see i understand @velvetbuzzkill i mean i have a list too but i didn't know i could somehow reserve 17 seats at once hahahaI spilled rum and root beer on my macbook last night and so far the only damage was to my google chrome’s name https://t.co/wgjg3uNohY
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legend @velvetbuzzkill did you really spend $0 on all of this @velvetbuzzkill how did you do this @daisy_dazeee https://t.co/Psl7JPIt3A @gloriahsparks https://t.co/2bcAMgfS8U @jackdudeham https://t.co/pGpcXFxuaI @sirbrown__ https://t.co/d6tRn0Dd5L$150 Million: Austin Takes Big First Step - https://t.co/ba5SonbFyC https://t.co/B2hQlPc7Dd
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legend @asteriskcheated @suuuhdudeee i'm hereI don’t know where to start https://t.co/cWMqpiZ1q9
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legend @masiragz at first i thought the note was written by your dad, yeah @DaltonRayce tweet a poll and see how many votes and likes yo get d boy @DaltonRayce yeah okay there we go @DaltonRayce did we all eat sandwiches though @DaltonRayce cheesies has video games yeah. did we eat sandwiches ? @DaltonRayce there are one billion places with toastwhat for breakfast tomorrow @rudy_betrayed https://t.co/B42sfXUkly @skinnyfila LETS GOOOOOOO https://t.co/yC4nhrp530 @QuilvioVergas skinny !! @skinnyfila venmo: jackwilliamrtf https://t.co/Z8b2m160p9 @QuilvioVergas oh that's so interesting i actually incorporate my cardio into my every day routine, have you ever t… https://t.co/aAq4u3yP8i @avantnard alright you convinced meshould i get wingstop for dnd tonight, answer quickly
8/13
2020
@ZippydoodaJr painmy only little league memory is getting hit by the same pitcher four times in a row and him hitting no one else at… https://t.co/3EFQZImOav
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legend @whatsgoodbruv story time https://t.co/wIa2qJnaUythere was no championship game because if i recall correctly, the first place team had only lost like one game all… https://t.co/KPt8nXfOLHthis little league season, i started out playing for the indians but then the coach of that team threatened to beat… https://t.co/YmzP9jz9esThis type of bridge is called a Bascule (after the French word for “balance”) and this is how to operate one, you k… https://t.co/mkH0uZ3qfx
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legend @BigTucsonDad do you mean the currently in playoff position orioles?? seems like a pretty sweet deal to mei lobe baseball #newprofilepic https://t.co/AbjixWvJoq @YeezyGarcia and do not reply and tell me to think about it i thought about it and it means nothing @YeezyGarcia jose this means nothing @YeezyGarcia some of us never stopped my guy @goodbeanaltalt @Skoog okay we're gonna wait 20 minutes there's only street parking and... i know... how that is for you....https://t.co/RyS0NEf1mO @Bonecondor twelve minutes to find out if it's legit 👀 @suuuhdudeee dirty player if you ask me 😤 @goodbeanaltalt sounds exactly what someone who's embarrassed he's being called out would say 🧐 @TimAnderson7 BIG TIM @QuilvioVergas i can't believe i ever said bad things about manny machado-- specifically regarding how he's a douche bag and i hate him @rudy_betrayed don't read the caption https://t.co/vk9ZTXnnogdon't tell rudy but i took this tweet and i sang it on tiktok https://t.co/rKIVj4zOhi
8/12
2020
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Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legendBut just in case! I have this meme drafted https://t.co/9AftNg4rVj https://t.co/FsCvj4b8gX
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legendElizabeth Warren rn https://t.co/Oy0S7Jjwic
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legendBiden just locked up the very crucial undecided late night TV writer vote.
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legendKamala Harris VP pick huge win for the "watches politics like it's a marvel movie where the democrats are the heroe… https://t.co/IImfN6bKLO
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legend @dodgerserg @QuilvioVergas this is wrong the red beared isis leader is still alive 😣"we need a RENEGADE at the polls? well why didnt you SAY SO" and then joe biden is in the background doing the gang… https://t.co/RqaHo2boMYkamala harris is about to hop on tiktok to do a lil WAP dance and be like "woke ass politics!!😜"So who do y’all think kamala’s VP is going to be
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legendThe Biden campaign picking Kamala Harris for VP https://t.co/TKoI9lh2gp
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legenda lot of liberals are gonna tweet that now is the time for party unity but we're asking for police reform and kamal… https://t.co/oZKVsz3PliOMG yes! reply YES if this vp pick is AMAZING! https://t.co/3UFaMEtoE3the venn diagram of people bemoaning the loss of navy pier and people who think someone should be executed in the s… https://t.co/7AEJMSbn6cokay, maybe we should save the pier https://t.co/CMEt8n1xbisomeone on the chicago subreddit said "losing businesses like navy pier are the paving stones on the path to becomi… https://t.co/kbI9r3ZkNt @Branden_EnotO those are the rules !.@ketel_marte4 you are not as good at baseball as i am @TraytonMiller perfect @QuilvioVergas lizard person would have picked a handsomer skin suit @TraytonMiller i look forward to finding out who i'm better than 💞 @velvetbuzzkill i may not be FASTER than myles straw but i am a more rounded BASEBALL PLAYER than myles straw, this is for certain. @velvetbuzzkill i was looking at cal quantrill's account when i thought of thisif a professional athlete has fewer followers than me, that means i am better at sports than they are and that is a fact @nopolomarco @JDB3061 @QuilvioVergas this is good actually @JDB3061 @QuilvioVergas freaking get his ass jdb @AllaireMatt i'll give you ten dollars for his phone number. i'll never text him i just wanna day i have it. @TaslaDragon that's what i was thinking @TaslaDragon what do you meananother tiktok exclusive is now upscreenrant just found out about rhyming https://t.co/upUuLQdhxuWtf is a petition gonna do for Lebanon https://t.co/dWKNucJpk2
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8/11
2020
“I’m not racist, I just find it difficult to distinguish the murdering of a Black person from the breaking of a win… https://t.co/5C0i38sqoq
Retweeted by jack rodgers: fourth grade baseball legend“I was prepared to support the humanity of Black people until I saw someone set a car on fire.”
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8/10
2020

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