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Steph through the tweeting birds.

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Joined Twitter 1/13/12


@macysdaymairead Nice
1/19
2019
Casting for “All The President’s Men II” continues..... https://t.co/drVwTYzcLg
Retweeted by Stephanie Jacobs🎶 Hello darkness my old friend.... 🎶 https://t.co/3TLzV2wbh3
Retweeted by Stephanie JacobsUPDATE: The Senate just voted against the anti-abortion bill that Sen. McConnell brought to the floor. Senators, p… https://t.co/UzhTIvXIJ6
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1/18
2019
Find someone who looks at you the way a mainstream news organization looks at opportunities to not call obviously r… https://t.co/WeccBvBUoo
Retweeted by Stephanie JacobsBurger King mocks Trump over misspelled tweet: "We're all out of hamberders" https://t.co/2nSvpItpo2 https://t.co/1djitGOi7w
Retweeted by Stephanie Jacobs @DanSpenser https://t.co/rIn9i2ddwn"It’s a painful, anguishing thing to acknowledge, that the president of the United States is a clear and present da… https://t.co/wYFvHUioAl
Retweeted by Stephanie Jacobs @DanSpenser this would literally complete my life
1/15
2019
#PresidentTrump: who’s going to pay for the wall?? Answer: hurricane victims, apparently. https://t.co/VQnaiJvAIU
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1/11
2019
The National Alpaca Show is coming back to Denver in March https://t.co/SfXCkI2K5N
1/6
2019
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1/2
2018
@Shinjukuku merry christmas to you, too 🤗WHY IS THIS SO PURE https://t.co/CuUxkYqVMN
12/26
2018
@DanSpenser seems appropriate with assless chaps @DanSpenser What's the appropriate attire for a jazz song?come a come a come a https://t.co/l2CFvlkdDQ
12/23
2018
me: college girl waking up on sunday with a hangover: (eyes turning black) lets get some fucking B̺̪͘R̷̦̩̲U̘͢͡Ṋ̳̘̘͇̹̻̥C̷̶̻̟̠̗̫H̶̡̱̪
Retweeted by Stephanie JacobsThis same ref, Alan Maloney, called a grown ass Black man, a ref, a nigger last year and got his ass whooped over i… https://t.co/KXcSgNdJJw
Retweeted by Stephanie JacobsThe Senate filibuster is about the only mechanism left in Washington that brings the parties together. Deploying th… https://t.co/d7J0BY1RNj
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12/22
2018
RIP Pippin ♥️ https://t.co/1NQ9TFYRrwWalmart secured a patent to eavesdrop on shoppers and employees https://t.co/aNqOYCh2si https://t.co/7DOBPM2WZU
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12/21
2018
@pattymo https://t.co/dcZvigCzNHI wonder if there is one quirky ophthalmologist who calls their eye chart a "vision board" and everyone is like "wh… https://t.co/Cqm9eZlsPA
Retweeted by Stephanie Jacobsoops https://t.co/4Y6ZEAowF6
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12/19
2018
@DanSpenser *nunSlave Bible From The 1800s Omitted Key Passages That Could Incite Rebellion https://t.co/8vWXJAFnjg
12/16
2018
PENCEBOT: RUNNING.EXE.CHAIR https://t.co/0if6lpI1Z5
Retweeted by Stephanie Jacobs @Kekeflipnote @DanSpenser this you, bro?
12/11
2018
Q: How confident are you Mueller will do things right? COMEY: "There are not many things I would bet my life on. I… https://t.co/8pTaETWATG
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12/9
2018
🤑🤑🤑 https://t.co/3dG2VbRzWd
12/8
2018
fun geography thread for your Thursday https://t.co/Cp6iEvxIZ8
12/6
2018
a pitch-perfect representation of a male vs female employee’s expected level of work for the same position https://t.co/50kKmzx8vH
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12/5
2018
@DanSpenser At least it means we listen ♥️ @DanSpenser Suggestion: pitch bond themed bond music by singing through a ball gag3 women wore this 'smart dress' to a club to record how many times they were touched without their consent. The gra… https://t.co/8Mu9SeCXVj
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12/3
2018
@scarytoilet If you open the lid, you'll find it full of snickerdoodle vomit from Cookie Monster's binge last night. @DanSpenser Sees nothing else after looking up and down the boulevard, so he looks around the kitchen - there's cho… https://t.co/o78oFN4xPs
11/30
2018
omg she ❤️ za 😍😍😍😍😍 https://t.co/q6hUVHbMoO
11/29
2018
GMA: Are you comfortable with your dad giving troops authorization to use lethal force at the border? IVANKA: "I d… https://t.co/4DO2rks6sW
Retweeted by Stephanie Jacobs @DanSpenser How do you spell W?gotta love that split screen fact checking https://t.co/j4hYWdQjrv
11/28
2018
Dear @Walmart, it makes me really uncomfortable when people are buying guns while I'm waiting alongside restless cr… https://t.co/toGTnWY3KQ
11/23
2018
come on, @ultabeauty - 2 years of thanksgiving site crashing in a row?
11/22
2018
Ep. 109: “When In Doubt, Gas It,” With Christine Weber, Engineering SVP at Sling TV and Race Car Driver https://t.co/fwuUOEZjS6
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11/21
2018
@Ayato_Zechs https://t.co/prYBLGaMoRcrazy how, regardless of your age, the universally most embarrassing situation is being left hanging for a high five
11/20
2018
Pause, did Superbad predict the future? https://t.co/lppZgXucJ0
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11/18
2018
@raccspoon https://t.co/HA9BY5bALS
11/17
2018
this is why I ♥️ Twitter https://t.co/k6WKpOgAgj
11/13
2018
THREAD: 🍑🍆💦🚫 https://t.co/yz7PnhN3FAWeird thing to admit https://t.co/GOCnhOXLT3
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11/11
2018
BREAKING: Florida just passed Amendment 4, restoring voting rights to 1.4 million people with a past felony convict… https://t.co/q7MB42agkQ
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11/7
2018
Can't wait to vote out Coffman! #district6 #itIsnyIllegalToPostIfIHaventCompletedMyBallotRight? #VoteDemhttps://t.co/DTLZVAcyQs @DanSpenser IT'S NOT YET CHRISTMASTIMEwhen Diddy calls Obama "kid" ♥️ https://t.co/fOzoMvZ9JZ @DanSpenser It's not even Thanksgiving yet- you're being one of those people. https://t.co/u0MccPC5S5.@VotoLatino & @Lyft are providing free rides to the polls in Arizona, California, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Flori… https://t.co/tWbyXL3kXd
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11/5
2018
@DanSpenser What would the first 3 be?Joffrey grew up. https://t.co/hpL8fjze0j
Retweeted by Stephanie JacobsStephen Colbert embarrasses Fox News' Chris Wallace, catches him in immigration lie on-air https://t.co/7e3ns0DN56
Retweeted by Stephanie JacobsSeven-year-old Amal was just one of 1.8 million severely malnourished children in Yemen. She died in a refugee cam… https://t.co/xQ0QLhjepX
Retweeted by Stephanie Jacobs @DanSpenser I don't know if this idea is going to stick @DanSpenser Elaborate
11/2
2018
please i need to know how taylor swift feels about flu shots i am in the pharmacy and need answers fast
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10/30
2018
@DolamiteD fall foods and drinks = psl @DolamiteD pretty sure that's flannel https://t.co/hg5b19zUIQWHY IS THIS EMPLOYEE POLL SO OVERWHELMING https://t.co/0wm0DZ7UEp
10/29
2018
Front page of @washingtonpost right now. The United States would be issuing travel warnings against countries with… https://t.co/HpW5ohaHSf
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10/28
2018
Parkland father Manuel Oliver 'brought back' his son with this 3D-printed sculpture in protest of 3D-printed guns https://t.co/CaYgs4Qfec
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10/27
2018
@elonmusk https://t.co/mA8BQPnjjX
10/26
2018
thread https://t.co/d6tSm1TjBMWell this caption really takes a turn https://t.co/d5Y8uubWF8
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10/24
2018
@RyannStarks da fuq is wrong with these people
10/23
2018
People who think life begins at conception should have to eat bread that's just uncooked flour and yeast powder
Retweeted by Stephanie JacobsYou bought a lottery ticket huh? Rushed out there and grabbed one in hopes it could make your life better? Even tho… https://t.co/tbYNCbR625
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10/22
2018
If this was actually true, the Republican candidate running for Governor in Georgia, Brian Kemp, would be in jail n… https://t.co/hoeylG3V0H
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10/21
2018
imagine being the guy who holds a puppy like such a monster that Vladimir Putin has to come in and save the day https://t.co/k8dZl464NF
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10/20
2018
How did it take so long for someone to try this??? https://t.co/ytDzaWdaTs
Retweeted by Stephanie JacobsI love punctuation. https://t.co/55pdxXXExe
10/17
2018
I fixed it. https://t.co/N0u0h4yYPz
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10/16
2018
@Oheystef *clears throat https://t.co/t4NMiBFE33
10/14
2018
Pastor Brunson kneels and prays with Trump. After the prayer, Trump says, "Can I ask you one question? Who did you… https://t.co/xkoqBrCOzL
Retweeted by Stephanie JacobsWelp...it’s official...Kim Kardashian finally decided to divorce Kanye West... https://t.co/C2p25mxWJO
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10/13
2018
@RyannStarks and have them shipped?! https://t.co/FAsJbbHVfN
10/12
2018
@CaardiB please bring back The Nanny with @frandrescher - this would make my life.What did we learn at the White House today? Kanye's phone passcode is 0000WaPo fact-checks Trump's USA Today op-ed, finds "almost every sentence contained a misleading statement or a falseh… https://t.co/deUFzfqgT0
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10/11
2018
@tamarakeithNPR all about the base 🤣🤣🤣
10/9
2018
wtf https://t.co/jgP8kZuTXbPregnant seahorse dads. https://t.co/F9jCkGSb8D
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10/7
2018
@DanSpenser you're my new favorite tweeter ♥️I wrote “(R)” on the box to remember which contact lenses go in my right eye and now when I see it every morning I whisper “fuck you.”
Retweeted by Stephanie Jacobs"Where is my representation?" Protests break out in the Senate just before the final Kavanaugh vote. (via ABC) https://t.co/3JemYplcbd
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10/6
2018
I never get invited to the fun parties... https://t.co/7p2FBZ3URV
10/5
2018
Goats With Appetite For Human Urine Airlifted Out Of National Park https://t.co/z90H3NnmiA https://t.co/tVqTTvjAep
Retweeted by Stephanie JacobsHIT THE BUTTON https://t.co/12fO6uDNFn
10/3
2018
A tale of two transcripts. Yesterday’s innacurate transcript and today’s fix. (No, the president didn’t say… https://t.co/u9VAHp90IL
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10/2
2018
Small lies matter, even about yearbooks. From the standard jury instruction: “If a witness is shown knowingly to ha… https://t.co/0Q0aHPcft1
Retweeted by Stephanie JacobsTo Dems who can’t believe what they’re watching, remember: a majority of the Senate now represents 18% of the popul… https://t.co/ITdLDY956b
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9/28
2018

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