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Sports, Fitness, & Culture writer w/ The Manual, SHAPE, Maxim, Skillset, Strong Fitness Magazine, Modern In Denver, etc. Books, tequila, baseball.

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Joined Twitter 3/13/17


Your Thanksgiving Meal By the Calories (and How to Burn Them Off) https://t.co/4e7oUe6Dmh https://t.co/CbVb6EnX2e
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11/21
2018
Tinder is going full-blown Romeo and Juliet on our asses. Matching program “TinderU” lets college students at rival… https://t.co/xjChyUh5bX
11/16
2018
Burn Your Snuggie and Get Yourself One of the Best Men’s Bathrobes Instead https://t.co/lVs1yV7k0H https://t.co/S74LV6dcl7
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenEvery Kid at Heart Needs This Hot Wheels Coffee Table Book https://t.co/C9TDY1wG3K https://t.co/XwAJwL9oeU
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11/14
2018
Outdoor Retailer Winter Market 2018: The Best Gear of the Year https://t.co/s0BAuAQ659 https://t.co/Im5PxvbbBO
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11/13
2018
Travel Like a Millionaire and Stay In Mansions for Free with this Home Swap Trick https://t.co/vI6rG47XFL https://t.co/8N2mSXV0jA
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11/12
2018
@nkraney @DigitalTrends @GregNibler Yes!!!
11/9
2018
How to Mod a Nerf Gun: The Grown Man’s Guide to the Hammershot (With Pictures) https://t.co/wXbOPCV1AQ https://t.co/s4bcLyijWD
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenAston Martin Wants Its Flying Car Concept to Be Your New Commuter https://t.co/Oy72iRFcr1 https://t.co/58EWMzQ6Ih
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenPeople Are Tattooing Their Dark Under-Eye Circles https://t.co/cRHEkqeMO1
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11/8
2018
This Eco-Friendly Trekking Pole Plants Seeds as You Hike https://t.co/YUquLiM1eo https://t.co/xgOyK6Pim4
Retweeted by Jahla Seppanen10 Best Gifts For Book Lovers: Get Lit This Holiday Season https://t.co/lTW4qtpEwM https://t.co/f1GoOIjFFm
Retweeted by Jahla Seppanen"Why does your sweat taste like tequila?" https://t.co/UveIb6KEsZ
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenWe analyzed 33 movies for the best and worst advice on dating. https://t.co/SFvBEyGK95
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11/7
2018
How Lip Injections Helped Me Take a Kinder Look In the Mirror https://t.co/eeQS2JwZkj https://t.co/tQLhZ3weKd
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11/6
2018
Bartender Fight Club Is a Thing: The Knockout Fitness Program for Mixologists https://t.co/v45ffJjVRf https://t.co/TpEptgRb4R
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11/5
2018
If we had an @ElonMusk amount of money this is the sh*t we would buy. https://t.co/I6UvZIZtkP
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11/4
2018
Getting all bai-ological with @RoosterMagazine and @JahlaSeppanen. Four baijius tasted, three scored passing grades… https://t.co/LBO8OrVH7C
Retweeted by Jahla Seppanen40 ounces to freedom! Or at least a good buzz https://t.co/ZI3S4vFgUM
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10/29
2018
This Former Bodybuilder Was Paral​yzed—Now She's a Competitive Surfer and Skier https://t.co/GO8O4M3FHZ https://t.co/YLZE0bW5mj
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10/27
2018
How Lip Injections Helped Me Take a Kinder Look In the Mirror https://t.co/W5Ce3b9qXl https://t.co/u1lMOmj4Bu
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10/25
2018
Because @Porsche is a style, not just a set of wheels. https://t.co/oSjnGBpJar
Retweeted by Jahla Seppanenepic article on 'When Someone Dies on a Plane Mid-Flight?' @vagabondishHow to Throw a Bloody Great (Grown-Up) Halloween Party https://t.co/up7tYMVpr8 https://t.co/9lIYFLFo6b
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10/22
2018
Mescaline, high-powered blotter acid, and cocaine saltshaker not included. https://t.co/SdUCx41yZs
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10/20
2018
@themanualguide @ComvitaNZ @ComvitaOz @ComvitaUK"The ventilated inseam is perfect for those cool in the morning, hot in the afternoon days of early fall. " Who can… https://t.co/zL7qE2b8uZ
Retweeted by Jahla Seppanen11 Best Halloween Costume Ideas Inspired by Badass Mofos of Film https://t.co/ahDNu6nf4m https://t.co/grufvu1gSa
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10/18
2018
.@KingJames uses it, so why shouldn't you? https://t.co/MvQ4I4dtH1
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10/17
2018
*Insert @gwenstefani lyrics here * https://t.co/gUirsP5hnY via @themanualguide @JahlaSeppanen #bananamilk
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10/16
2018
We’re Not Monkeying Around: Banana Milk is a Thing https://t.co/9YvNupD0Ei https://t.co/en8H6EbIJo
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10/15
2018
Poe, Dante, and King... the boys are back in town. https://t.co/LSktaRIwRz
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10/13
2018
Male Fertility FAQs and Advice: How to Keep Your Swimmers Strong https://t.co/pUf9hkmc5u https://t.co/nVJm7sCtrX
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenFor all the men: @jahlaseppanen has all of your fertility FAQs and advice from the experts: Here's How to Keep You… https://t.co/qVSQHgYRXB
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10/11
2018
The LogicInk Temporary Tattoo Let’s You Know When You’ve Had Too Much Sun https://t.co/juQSzJNiIF https://t.co/u05qMaBPI1
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10/10
2018
Dads, Here’s a Sexy (but Safe) New Car For You: The Volvo V60 Cross Country https://t.co/OYtbaRi48w https://t.co/Ti8QJErDJ1
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10/8
2018
This restored and reimagined 1920s Spanish-style home is up for sale for just shy of $4 million. https://t.co/ViPPB4Fy6C
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenWhat is Cuffing Season: Everything a Guy Needs to Know https://t.co/k5bWgmkafc https://t.co/ly54h0z7uM
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10/5
2018
Watch Out: Four Luxury Watch Trends to Follow in 2018-2019 https://t.co/4UV3Y4j9mg https://t.co/qaNHmvPe6y
Retweeted by Jahla Seppanen"Get your Black Friday elbows ready because if KnottyBits proves to be anywhere as delicious as the Dogfish Head’s… https://t.co/BBtwkhJYxe
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenA friend with CBD-infused drinks is a friend indeed. https://t.co/lOB8nHS5WF
Retweeted by Jahla Seppanen @raypolancojr the 'puro platanos' are money 🙌🏽
10/3
2018
this write up made my day 💚✊🏽 @themanualguide read the full: https://t.co/iw1amBFCBb https://t.co/NPADWdwGLm
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenCheck Out These Chuck Taylor All Stars Honoring Hispanic Heritage Month https://t.co/R1P0u97OGT https://t.co/HiM97kdwtL
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10/2
2018
'Catcher in the Rye', 'Lord of the Flies', and 'The Call of the Wild' to name a few https://t.co/QhfoQHpD1x
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9/30
2018
Ian Fleming: “It’s just that I’d rather die of drink than of thirst.” https://t.co/ry2WqBPt9N
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9/28
2018
@Koallivingston Hi Koal, I'm a writer for @RoosterMagazine and would love to interview you for a feature on bull ri… https://t.co/6fPaUpNwDa
9/26
2018
You make bad eating choices when you're drunk. It doesn't have to be that way https://t.co/gmuKDGDaxM
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9/25
2018
Replace Your Shorts With the Best Men’s Pants for Fall https://t.co/xBP0LOm9sZ https://t.co/1Gbo18PtDK
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9/24
2018
Reynolds said the Firebird Trans Am from Smokey and the Bandit was his favorite car out of all his movies https://t.co/msc1SUTFgA
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenIs the gluten-free alternative worth it? https://t.co/oCFSkirDR9
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenA wine cellar divided vertically into three climatized zones https://t.co/8VvAahnKRv
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9/22
2018
How Pro Runner Kara Goucher Quiets Negative Self-Talk https://t.co/v5qC621clY https://t.co/rj6PnRDHzd
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenA Brief History of Oktoberfest and Why You Should Celebrate in 2018 https://t.co/NiVER0cGQv https://t.co/EShErc9ry7
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9/20
2018
How to Throw a Bill Murray-Themed Party for Bill Murray’s Birthday on September 21 https://t.co/cmTXeQPMWG https://t.co/MOKjVZ5CYk
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9/19
2018
Imagine living in a house designed to look like the iconic expressionist painting “The Scream” by Edvard Munch.… https://t.co/2JGuf41zBXThe 4 Best Workout Recovery Foods, According to Dietitians at Clif Bar https://t.co/l4MEHv2NCz https://t.co/LUFRg7XZlc
Retweeted by Jahla Seppanen‘A House to Die iIn’ Is an Unbuilt, ExtraTerrestrial-Esque Residence in Norway https://t.co/xgWRM9M7Fr https://t.co/u0EDPNpBxh
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9/13
2018
Would you spend $145K on a chair? https://t.co/atxOYX8r2w
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenLa Croix Addicts Will Love This Sparkling Coffee or ‘Espressoda’ (Recipe) https://t.co/tyXDaUildS https://t.co/SN6yyTESZo
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9/12
2018
@IamSincerelyTam Just followed! @IamSincerelyTam Hey Tam! Feel free to shoot me a message here on Twitter with more details 🤘🏾Impress your date with these creative alternatives to the usual date ideas. https://t.co/cLbXAg4Ous
Retweeted by Jahla Seppanen @TokyoHyattFan Wish I could have been near one of the vending machines for the epic tie! They won't activate until… https://t.co/4EIPWZ6OQ1
9/10
2018
The dos and don'ts of breaking up with someone. https://t.co/EdPrvGGuEA
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenShould leather wingtip shoes have sneaker soles? You be the judge. https://t.co/EmgTuJBEKq
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenWhite people love saying, “hope you have a blast!”
9/8
2018
Learn the Art of Classic Tiki Cocktails With These 8 Essential Recipes https://t.co/5BLuizNuHj https://t.co/aWx2ADud2T
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenIf you ever played with legos as a kid then this LEGO @Bugatti #Chiron is your dreams come true.… https://t.co/OiJUtZsDTV
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9/4
2018
"Nikka is to Japanese whisky what Derek Jeter is to baseball and Scandinavia is to architecture. In other words, GO… https://t.co/ffdGwUCcCW
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9/1
2018
Watch racing legend Andy Wallace test the @LEGO_Group hypercar on the track. https://t.co/NmDQ2Jr9Y3
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8/30
2018
7 Best Bar Carts For Your Man Cave https://t.co/L8HXKKHOG7 https://t.co/akAPziXrBf
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenButter Blend is a fabric that needs to be on your butt ASAP. https://t.co/Dkj5BduJiw
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8/29
2018
Get High: 7 Best Rooftop Bars in Denver https://t.co/ze0Svhejp4 https://t.co/L0fVSMhV5N
Retweeted by Jahla Seppanen"The Kitchen Sink" by @JahlaSeppanen https://t.co/9b2hrKV40u #flashfiction #read
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenHow to Step Aboard a Viking Ship and Drink Scotch Whisky This Summer https://t.co/iq3DVqhux6 https://t.co/EUlQhqjjpr
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8/23
2018
See Tokyo Like Never Before: Behind the Wheel of a Supercar https://t.co/GjciB2DDZD https://t.co/90M3KXJP0w
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenYou Can Retire and Live in Margaritaville (This is Not a Joke) https://t.co/r6iOzCGbBA https://t.co/UE0reSvTa3
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8/22
2018
No more trying to sell your $11,000 Omega on Craigslist. https://t.co/W3agP2lWOS
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenWhen a professional drummer is bored in the kitchen and tries making Earl Grey sriracha ice cream, how does it tast… https://t.co/xhjnKkdJMM
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenYeah, sex is great and all but have you ever seen Finn Balor come out in his demon outfit? #summerslam https://t.co/XLHIh3Pdj4
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8/20
2018
If anyone needs a reminder, the @Browns lost all 16 of their games last year and 15 the year before. https://t.co/eYOWPSMbHC
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8/17
2018
"The Kitchen Sink" by @JahlaSeppanen https://t.co/9b2hrKV40u
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenYour goal: to buy a cheap, impractical vehicle and race across Oregon backroads. #Gambler500 https://t.co/XugMELkP9t
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenMilan Red is a Hypercar Boasting 1,325 Horsepower and a Heart-Rate Visualizer https://t.co/WeIlF3WgqV https://t.co/ANuqMwLaOr
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenYour eyeballs get a workout too, so why not recovery also? https://t.co/flh3MF89Fz
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8/16
2018
Why ‘Castle Rock’ is the Best Horror Show (Even if You’re Not a Hardcore Stephen King Fan) https://t.co/UJGibOJ2p7 https://t.co/j1MOyNgySF
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8/10
2018
LeBron James-Inspired Hot Sauce is Made With the World’s Hottest Pepper https://t.co/B30iEDVCjJ https://t.co/uql93E3WVz
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenFirst Tattoo Tips: What to Know Before You Get Ink https://t.co/Cp7oP9i3c4 https://t.co/3wL76FiW0d
Retweeted by Jahla SeppanenYou can drive like Bandit in a revamped #TransAm with 840 horsepower. https://t.co/aYOKHog6Ja https://t.co/9VmZrsLfIA
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8/9
2018
3,350 NASA Space Blankets Will Form this 2018 Burning Man Installation (We Hope) https://t.co/X5O4bVKT95 https://t.co/Ljue5nR0ss
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8/8
2018
A combination of technology and luxurious amenities will help correct your wonky circadian rhythm after a long flig… https://t.co/Uz1OqmUGGX
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8/6
2018
At 50 Years Old, Nissan Looks Souped Up and Sexy with the GT-R50 by Italdesign https://t.co/IhkHBhLXoV https://t.co/gSehxCxUKB
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8/4
2018
What would you really rather invest in: stocks, bond, or spirits? https://t.co/BkY5R7ENau
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8/2
2018
Natty Light Wants to Get You Hired By Putting Your Resume on a Race Car https://t.co/zQwM1hu2iJ https://t.co/d6YR74r1hN
Retweeted by Jahla Seppanen#DIY empanadas! https://t.co/D1SgSyTo8y
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8/1
2018
A Brief But Savory History of Ketchup https://t.co/uQB54tMPTe https://t.co/hynZKj7nPx
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7/24
2018

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