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Jake Hardiman @jakey_hardiman South Oxfordshire

Football fan #oufc 💛💙 Rail enthusiast 🚂 Leeds alumnus 🎓 Former Erasmus student 🇩🇪 🇪🇺 Adopted ice hockey fan (Adler Mannheim, Sheffield Steelers) 🏒

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Joined Twitter 5/21/13


Atalanta have now faced eight goalkeepers in this season's Champions League. They have scored goals against seven.… https://t.co/krJdHbI62A
Retweeted by Jake HardimanA customer has just bought a 2021 calendar. Sir, we admire your optimism.
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8/12
2020
Just checking in. 👋
Retweeted by Jake HardimanWe received notice from a member who wanted to cancel their membership due to the mosque on our kit. To that we sa… https://t.co/m8j2XOpeQU
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman @AETshirts The Mainz Karneval one is lovely!President Trump just claimed that the “great pandemic” of 1917 “probably ended the Second World War.” Difficult to… https://t.co/BlQxhF589C
Retweeted by Jake HardimanHer: what’s your favorite position Me: devil’s advocate Her: i meant sexual position Me: but what if you didn’t
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8/11
2020
@oufcoli @British_Airways Genau, I've made that mistake before! @oufcoli @British_Airways Heathrow today, got picked up in the Faye-mobile (but would have made the last train by the skin of my teeth) @oufcoli @British_Airways Bloody wish I had! Busier than I expected but quieter than usual (was rammed in December!) @oufcoli @British_Airways Aye, only 45 minutes late in the end and got this tidy sunset in Göteborg for my troubles https://t.co/aMQnTjkegl @oufcoli @British_Airways The Deutsche Bahn of the skies 😂Still the best thing I have ever seen in a museum store : #AwfullyBritishMuseumArtefacts https://t.co/4xUQCEcC0T
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman#OUFC The 15/16 season, promotion aside, was also a great success as far as chants were concerned! Just remembered… https://t.co/wYLsyyqybhHi @British_Airways I'm awaiting the arrival of BA792 in Gothenburg and was wondering what the reason for its delay… https://t.co/Egb9PLrE7sRule No.1 of holidaying in the UK is VARIETY PACK OF CEREALS and this is a hill I’m prepared to die on.
Retweeted by Jake HardimanWe must protect Chris Kamara at all costs https://t.co/lhii6mVx1S
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8/10
2020
Great turn of speed there. Drop of the shoulder and she was gone https://t.co/oJgfpMsj3e
Retweeted by Jake HardimanSmallpools - Dreaming - FIFA 14 https://t.co/qH7XE3xIHw
Retweeted by Jake HardimanI am at Gatwick Airport station, which as ever gives me an excuse to remind you of a rather exciting fact - the sta… https://t.co/UMrEvCk7gj
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Retweeted by Jake Hardimanbeing notified when someone visits your profile on LinkedIn is the most chaotic feature of any social media
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman"Careful lads, these are the super secret upgrades. Make sure you don't drop th........" 😂🙈😂 #F170 🇬🇧 |… https://t.co/fxVlei5GQG
Retweeted by Jake HardimanCrane that looks like Freddie Mercury https://t.co/ZBaYcUDzXE
Retweeted by Jake HardimanI take my trousers off, have a cup of tea, and I think about chasing a wild boar *Parklife* https://t.co/Pia42oYhCZ
Retweeted by Jake HardimanThis means that on average since the game was released on the 31st of October, 40 goals have been scored EVERY SECO… https://t.co/NmS3sDSeEJ
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8/9
2020
Real Madrid are out of Europe. I sincerely hope that Gareth Bale is at home, polishing his golf clubs and laughing his head off.
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Retweeted by Jake Hardiman.@Cameron246bran pens new deal 🙌🙌🙌 #OUFC https://t.co/wBZF4tlwTI
Retweeted by Jake HardimanA boar stole a man's bag at Teufelssee and here are the photos of the exciting chase. He was naked cause, well, Ger… https://t.co/2a0yl0KA8p
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman“Never played the game”. Just the 144 England caps + 32 goals, played in 9 major int’l tournaments, won 11 major cl… https://t.co/SyXvFrryQx
Retweeted by Jake HardimanFIFTEEN years ago #OnThisDay! 😲 One of the most incredible moments in cricket history ❤️🏏 https://t.co/AJ4uzgHK4L
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8/7
2020
Well, that seems a fair trade-off. https://t.co/lTPNPMyVzc
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Retweeted by Jake Hardimanlooking at my bank statements after a night at @BrewDog https://t.co/kBDtMTL4ZL
Retweeted by Jake HardimanWhen Scott Parker meets The Streets 😂 https://t.co/UURzfuhO3n
Retweeted by Jake HardimanThis is phenomenal https://t.co/XRC488UqdT
Retweeted by Jake HardimanYES! If you're going to use an HST power car, this is how to use it https://t.co/0xMkn40Vx5
Retweeted by Jake HardimanStumbled across Matty Taylor in Sweden today 🐐 💛💙 #oufc https://t.co/DtzZezq8HjThere's a family on TikTok who recreate iconic football moments and it's my new favourite thing https://t.co/hPF6Nkefs6
Retweeted by Jake HardimanIf Premier League football doesn’t go to plan for Fulham next season, I’m all for Scott Parker joining The Streets https://t.co/Sy0aYke6tV
Retweeted by Jake HardimanThe UK's first Dutch-style roundabout which prioritises cyclists and pedestrians over motorists has opened in Fendo… https://t.co/WyhZwIYCm6
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman @bilywiz @HLTCO Dry your eyes mate by Scott Parker 😂🎧🎵 https://t.co/nULLh9ryYx
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman✍️ Welcome to Oxford Sean Clare https://t.co/a6cN2BQTre
Retweeted by Jake HardimanThis is brilliant. 👏🏻 Dry Your Eyes Mate - Ft Scott Parker https://t.co/W1SSOiRUhA
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8/6
2020
Evening sun at Paris Nord. https://t.co/jwzN2tVBir
Retweeted by Jake HardimanBristol Rovers next season after the signings they’ve made https://t.co/vhWCwMGB4d
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8/5
2020
@davetheinvictus @Steelers_1991 https://t.co/gLWUS7wXKO @Steelers_1991 Not for me, EIHL tries too hard to emulate the NHL in this way, anyhow it's hard to get behind the s… https://t.co/GDQXdCG4VCAmerica: You drive for four hours. You are still in the same part of the country. UK: You drive for two hours. The… https://t.co/gFz2YzD6Oj
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8/4
2020
@KitCrimes In all clubs that traditionally wear red-&-white stripes with black shorts have appeared in 15 play-offs… https://t.co/C7FY3aALum
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman2016: “I see no downsides to Brexit, only a considerable upside” “Sunlit uplands” 2020, in the middle of a pandemi… https://t.co/sRHIpZFAsS
Retweeted by Jake HardimanDark was the most-watched series globally on Netflix in July! 👏🏼 https://t.co/gp5m2Jpasa
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8/3
2020
P20 ➡️ P12. Pace was decent today. The hard work will pay off 💪 https://t.co/OMQ8suPPLJ
Retweeted by Jake HardimanStage 1 complete. All Ross County's goalkeepers are now called Ross. Now onto Stage 2, the defence. https://t.co/I1VJbVx4ZQ
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8/2
2020
Emiliano Martínez is the first ex-Oxford keeper to win the FA Cup since Milija Aleksic in 1982.
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Retweeted by Jake HardimanYour tweet alleging that Eastern Europeans speak poor English should have read "of not being integrated", not "of n… https://t.co/81oiq5rgPP
Retweeted by Jake Hardimanan ice lolly has to be juice based, this is a hill i will die on https://t.co/YufNSSI4DS
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8/1
2020
Dear BBC, The FA cup final should be a 3pm kick off and the build up should start at 8.30am in the car parks of the… https://t.co/qMgvAW4sZt
Retweeted by Jake HardimanBREAKING: Matty Taylor comes home to #oufc - permanently. Three-year deal. https://t.co/efzRvJXvTD https://t.co/47IiSHnXgx
Retweeted by Jake HardimanDone deal 🤝 https://t.co/dtG5WsZGTz
Retweeted by Jake HardimanAll we need for a thrilling race at Silverstone is a hefty amount of rain. The chances are small but fortunately I… https://t.co/hhdpJSsnI4
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7/31
2020
Locomotive Services HST set to return to service in November in full BLUE PULLMAN livery! https://t.co/zwjY1MLEg6 https://t.co/qCRbKaFBGE
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman#OTD 54 years ago England were crowned champions of the world! 🦁🦁🦁 https://t.co/q4WokDUW5F
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7/30
2020
God I love this country https://t.co/3rjpwIXKFo
Retweeted by Jake HardimanMike Dean showed an average of 2.0 yellow cards per game this season with a beard and 4.72 yellow cards per game wh… https://t.co/oNaIaUdQvQ
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7/29
2020
NO RED CARDS FOR OXFORD THIS SEASON DESPITE HAVING THESE 2 SHITHOUSES https://t.co/nt1no2vll7
Retweeted by Jake HardimanThe kids are alright https://t.co/j7FHOairHI
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7/28
2020
Very possibly
Retweeted by Jake HardimanCan't believe I've just been kicked out of @Tesco for not wearing a #facemask https://t.co/mVVKp93Hf4
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman @tinkernurse @Sheppyuk @Tesco The joke isn't about the type of covering, but rather that it's camouflage so they ca… https://t.co/rI0fjjW8XQU’s fans at the final whistle 🙌 👏👏👏 #oufc Thank you for your fantastic support. Have a safe trip home https://t.co/57EsiMzPxY
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman @ellis_platten Bootlegger's "Well you just knew that was gonna happen!" at Chester vs Wrexham a few years agoputting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith
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Retweeted by Jake HardimanOur clown-car of a government: a comedy in 3 acts. https://t.co/W0zEgHPQSR
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7/26
2020
Tory MPs when the NHS asks for more funding https://t.co/WIeV05Iam8
Retweeted by Jake HardimanI’ve got a great joke about Apple Macs but it’s not very PC
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman @ellis_platten Very promising looking thumbnail! #oufc 💛 💙
7/25
2020
Test cricket is just better when Rakeem Cornwall is involved 🥺
Retweeted by Jake HardimanAbsolutely sensational one-handed-grab from Rakeem Cornwall in the slips. Lightning reactions from the big man, ma… https://t.co/1IzCtGaAZa
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman“Dark” is the best show on Netflix
Retweeted by Jake HardimanYes boys. This is what the fans want to see. My guy Rahkeem. 😎😎 #ENGvWI https://t.co/N0b7CQFmbb
Retweeted by Jake Hardiman @AexanderGarside @bbc5live @elisjames @nomadicrevery @BBCSounds @DefundBBC Rubbish, this clip alone is worth the licence fee!Our last animation from Elis and John's #IsolationTapes looks at how an alice-banded John considers his future as a… https://t.co/4D84TRIfTM
Retweeted by Jake HardimanStourbridge will retire the number 22 shirt following Birmingham City decision to retire Jude Bellingham shirt. Th… https://t.co/G3JExTxivy
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7/24
2020
The hotel buffet breakfast being a 'thing of the past' sucks. Am I really gonna have to look a person dead in the… https://t.co/HZhJSnZLQ7
Retweeted by Jake HardimanThe joy of taking your first wicket. Look at him go! (ignore the hilarious action, the batsman in shorts and the… https://t.co/yREYOSkkLn
Retweeted by Jake HardimanI got my first ever wicket in a cricket match this week and it seems the internet loves it as much as I did! Cricke… https://t.co/MJUjFKJDUJ
Retweeted by Jake HardimanThe Swedish government today officially commissioned the country's transport administration to procure new sleeper… https://t.co/HKl9YD8Fld
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Retweeted by Jake HardimanLovely to welcome the team from @SteamDreams with Mayflower today. They were here to collect support coach 35453 a… https://t.co/61b43J8xZ9
Retweeted by Jake HardimanBREAKING: #oufc sign Northern Irish winger Joel Cooper on a three-year-deal. Story here: https://t.co/E6NTd5ChY8 https://t.co/iXcthlVkqQ
Retweeted by Jake HardimanWelcome to #OUFC Joel Cooper 🙌🙌🙌 ➡️ https://t.co/93ZjbmsrJE #FirstSigningOfTheSummer #WelcomeJoel https://t.co/qMAYivuPnD
Retweeted by Jake HardimanGood news for travel to Scandinavia: The Swedish government has today ordered Trafikverket to start the procuremen… https://t.co/bkGNF3gSGg
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7/23
2020

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