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Cockney rhyming slang for the good stuff; Proof that one song is all you need.

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Joined Twitter 10/13/09


Indeed. Until last week, when I released this: https://t.co/sThNhQpqeM https://t.co/CcCaAOFlbU
7/7
2020
Has. https://t.co/sThNhQpqeM https://t.co/uDkpucistT
7/3
2020
Oh fuck, I forgot to tell you – I have a new album out today. https://t.co/ci2zKcxc4B https://t.co/EDXg2z8z28This is dedicated to all those asking, “What happened to ⁦@JamesBlunt⁩?” https://t.co/xNcpBaDhGY
6/26
2020
Fuck, chuck or marry? https://t.co/qhoUYybbwv
6/16
2020
I was thrilled when Cady asked if she could cover Bartender. Desperately sad to hear she’s gone. https://t.co/nvXWHl2EvM
5/29
2020
Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse. https://t.co/J0M81o0voVJames Blunt - The Greatest has moved up 36 places from 42nd place to 6th. #JamesBlunt https://t.co/MraWFto2I7
Retweeted by James BluntIt’s not the reason you were hoping for. https://t.co/yLpj74OQUc
5/16
2020
So you catch Coronavirus and have to be hospitalised and while you’re thinking can my life get any worse… https://t.co/eLIUZeiuvs
5/15
2020
I know I promised not to sing… but this is with @GaryBarlow! #thecroonersessions https://t.co/ApkTNWnqdl
5/6
2020
The picture rather put me off... https://t.co/M2VJfVf9l6
5/1
2020
I see lockdown hasn’t improved your taste in music. https://t.co/JMSHXtts1V
4/26
2020
I am an Agony Uncle again! https://t.co/Xcn2hboO2s
4/24
2020
So, I’ve made a video while in lockdown. Profits go to @NHSuk. https://t.co/lz2y879aqX
4/17
2020
Once we were besties. https://t.co/33ieHXTHeA
4/10
2020
I haven’t seen my father since his kidney transplant in January, as he’s immunosuppressed and, like 1.5M other vuln… https://t.co/5Cc0g7wDRz
4/7
2020
Worse must be realising you’re too thick to change the station. https://t.co/p0iN8E7zww
4/4
2020
He may be a bit busy right now. Try asking Siri. https://t.co/9sVpRPAuiY
3/31
2020
Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.
3/27
2020
During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.
3/25
2020
Yeah, but I’m locked in with my mother-in-law. https://t.co/HJPS7SLfzH
3/24
2020
Must be a bad time to be a hypochondriac.
3/19
2020
They can ban large gatherings, but as you can see here, it doesn’t seem to affect my shows: https://t.co/ZeST9ga4bt
3/13
2020
Regards from Lyon. France. https://t.co/d71q0XV5QA
3/2
2020
What do you call a duet if it’s with me and both of the girls in @wardthomasmusic? https://t.co/HSGrDGKGNy
2/27
2020
Welcome to middle age, Dave. https://t.co/1loZ6XPNMA
2/26
2020
You’re. https://t.co/3fAUNZ8ADuOk, team. You can release his family now. https://t.co/AOJp5W8XBA
2/24
2020
I’m a bit tighter. https://t.co/h70EwVbMQk
2/22
2020
I love my fan. https://t.co/mMrOIHC4If
2/18
2020
A James Blunt mask and some lube would have saved you the trouble. https://t.co/meEPWQGad1
2/17
2020
Great to be back in your fantastic city. https://t.co/vdx1VEmPxA
2/16
2020
I know you’re out there. https://t.co/zLXe5qFRmdSurely everybody wants a bit of James Blunt on #Valentine's day...? https://t.co/8d5ezDuvPz https://t.co/nm0lLknAGY
2/14
2020
It’s called the menopause, Matt. https://t.co/eRQS702Jov
1/31
2020
1st, 2nd & 3rd.... Bingo! https://t.co/MUH5G13b8C
1/27
2020
Totally blown away by all your kind messages about Monsters. Thank you. https://t.co/Fdr4htmjjI https://t.co/RgdMrez4P1
1/21
2020
Do not watch this. https://t.co/ODJRQjKqvd
1/15
2020
THE guy. https://t.co/x6o4V7ezPB
1/13
2019
My haven, James Blunt, 45, in the pub he owns in London's Chelsea  https://t.co/0RhN3nIV3m
Retweeted by James Blunt
12/28
2019
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12/18
2019
Alternatively, buy “Monsters" by James Blunt. All proceeds to @HelpforHeroes & @PoppyLegion.… https://t.co/l8TQuFuW6m
12/16
2019
How did you vote today?
12/12
2019
Thank you @jamesblunt for being my top-streamed Artist of the Decade! #SpotifyWrapped. Well someone had to. https://t.co/WpSFsEy6kP
12/5
2019
Because the @DailyMirror believes everything it reads in the @DailyStarUK. https://t.co/am8dspNMXG
11/23
2019
Some great news, huge thanks to @JamesBlunt who will donate all proceeds from his new single to support veterans vi… https://t.co/wTguhHVrft
Retweeted by James BluntMariah Carey’s gonna be pissed at this... https://t.co/z7JkgDsT3x
11/18
2019
@slomka_robert Sad that even though you’ve been corrected, you’re still prepared to throw a stranger under the bus.
11/11
2019
Lucky the world still has you and me pushing the musical boundaries. https://t.co/5s0BEYUzDM
11/9
2019
Blocked. https://t.co/gXQqpjsja5Yep. I’ve still got it. https://t.co/MhNxzSILYj
11/7
2019
He’s back and he’s #3! 🎉 Congratulations to @JamesBlunt whose new album Once Upon A Mind shot straight to number 3… https://t.co/OWynlf8Ock
Retweeted by James Blunt
11/4
2019
@i_hamerton @DHPFamily @RoyalAlbertHall Lovely to meet you.
11/3
2019
Here’s the link to buy or stream: https://t.co/32jCIuxL7V https://t.co/SWtMGuVKLjI’m saying goodbye to @Alexa99 @AmazonMusicUK https://t.co/P9fhD2LkvzI’d report that as a hate crime. @piersmorgan https://t.co/yK0FXXD8ZmPeople say the meanest things. https://t.co/32jCIuxL7V https://t.co/92hUPl16PyOMG! “Now That’s What I Call Halloween” is at Number 5! https://t.co/VmRgu4N0Ev
10/31
2019
Harsh but true? @Alexa99 @Amazonmusicuk https://t.co/B6WYTAd4rBMy album launch party is rocking. https://t.co/roG67DmxA0
10/30
2019
I’ll find you anyway. https://t.co/jlQc95q7Vq
10/29
2019
Things that are true in this tweet: I am a posh cunt, I live in Ibiza, and I have a new album out. #OnceUponAMind https://t.co/2h2UZ3lthq
10/28
2019
It’s gone to No. 1! #OnceUponAMind https://t.co/d1sJGW4dVC
10/27
2019
British hitmaker #JamesBlunt goes straight to #1 on the Worldwide iTunes Album chart with his most personal Album y… https://t.co/P1lrmrl0dH
Retweeted by James Blunt
10/26
2019
I’m not having a good week… @alexa99 @AmazonMusicUK https://t.co/PlnYJ6lKF1
10/25
2019
But thanks for the coverage....from someone who’s touring Europe in February (tickets on sale now!). So how does the article end up saying “Jam… https://t.co/5iSWPDEcpi...because this state of limbo is what’s killing us. I live in Spain, so it would be nice to know. As to how it wil… https://t.co/RQFtwLS4RtTHREAD: Hey @edcumming and @Independent - you cunts! In an interview about my new album (out on Friday!), you kept… https://t.co/WiI7h1hwWG"When a man is tired of James Blunt, he is tired of life.” https://t.co/U68J351IfC @ListAndListen My favourite is a song called Smoke Signals.
10/23
2019
Out 25th Oct. https://t.co/32jCIuxL7V https://t.co/S5foRvDBvK
10/14
2019
You got what you deserved. https://t.co/zHY98tWXIBThe best-selling debut album of all-time, @JamesBlunt's Back To Bedlam features in the Top 10 biggest studio albums… https://t.co/0gb69P4Stc
Retweeted by James Blunt
10/13
2019
My album “Back To Bedlam” is 15 years old today! https://t.co/36bf2DLcrF
10/11
2019
So my record label sent me 5,000 album covers to sign... https://t.co/MwtRkjAbJi https://t.co/dePvIBdb1s
9/27
2019
As I’ve always said... https://t.co/tdWipCriBC
9/12
2019
I’m back! (And I’m naked.) https://t.co/6GU6jQ06TR https://t.co/gXpHJBZEVp
9/9
2019
World premiere of my brand new video... COLD! https://t.co/JCAFEfOUtR
9/6
2019
14 years later, and I am... COLD. (Out tomorrow.) https://t.co/kUzQ2MhuDg @BearGrylls @StefTsitsipas Blow me.
9/5
2019
This happened over 14 years ago.. https://t.co/PtpRG6RyYP @jamesblunt get the f*ck out of the car and tell me that I’m beautiful https://t.co/YXSY3Ea73Y
Retweeted by James Blunt
9/3
2019
In case you missed it, here’s my new album cover! Out 25th October. https://t.co/sYHxtEWlKt https://t.co/zlaU5fL4fG
9/2
2019
Overwhelmed by the negative feedback. https://t.co/te5DlipsbB
8/30
2019
Errr... It only came out 6 hours ago. https://t.co/qCzbbm0mL8That day has arrived. You better lube up. https://t.co/Kuk0pz53WR
8/29
2019
Lots of people asking me what I’ve been up to recently. @FayeCarruthers https://t.co/4nGTntOtSR
8/15
2019
Trying to settle an argument - who should play me in my forthcoming biopic?
7/17
2019
Sorry I haven’t put out new music for a while. Waiting till my balls drop.
6/6
2019
Wet. https://t.co/sRGwUtsrcw
4/22
2019
Happy Steak and Blowjob Day.
3/14
2019
I wish. https://t.co/Sby7nR6kOi
3/11
2019
said how thrilled he was for my success. Keith, I only met you once, but I shed a tear at the news of your death.… https://t.co/QmwpzDx4DMAt the Q Awards years ago, when @NoelGallagher was saying he was leaving Ibiza because I’d moved there, and… https://t.co/orgBG4aK0M
3/4
2019
It’s not fucking me. It’s making love to me. https://t.co/Gq7PyovTIN
2/8
2019
“I think I accidentally made a Nickelback song.” https://t.co/udteGjaET6
2/4
2019
And the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor goes to... https://t.co/HQm1EetGJ2
2/1
2019
Sadly not. I had a dodgy tummy that night and shat the bed. Do send them my regards. https://t.co/Jap41IHg4Z
1/26
2019

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