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980 years until the year 3000....🤪instagram @jamesfutureboybourne

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@RhysMelhuish22 Shouldn’t you be home insideOr - eyes on the prize reopen @FiveGuysOr . Long hair don’t care much needed trip to the barbers chairOr remain positiveStay home - stay alert - wondering what the next national slogan will be . I’m betting on Stay sensibleMy old neighbour Denis made this song . So I’m sharing it with you https://t.co/SU8kww1IHr
5/25
2020
Somehow in lockdown I have the most insane to do list ever. And it’s laughable.
5/21
2020
Quick question @KatyforKings when’s your epic music coming out ?Who knew the Nintendo switch korg gadget would be so goodI’d love a haircut
5/20
2020
@KorgUK Using Nintendo switch @KorgUK Regarding the copy and paste function can you undo that ? If so, how?There’s got to be a simple way to undo on the Korg gadget ?!! @KorgUK
5/19
2020
There’s a spot on my album for @JLo if she’d like to duet with me ? JBo featuring JLo. Just putting it out there in the universe @auntdiane2boys 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @xsammiebbx If nobody likes it then there probably won’t be a tour . This is how this works . But I’m banking on enough people liking it 🤣Both https://t.co/iKPp7Fj72z🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/zJQBAtiohg @HogwartsJules 1st single June @HogwartsJules Im solo now. Not sure where future boy is or when he’ll be back.Here’s my album tracklist. In order 🎉⚡️🎉⚡️🎉⚡️🎉⚡️ Everyone is my friend Drive Unknown These streets know me well La… https://t.co/1f0tMvh5BlGetting ready for that Disney world smell again. Now I know that works 🤣
5/18
2020
Accidentally dropped a marshmallow in the bbq and made the whole street smell like Disney worldB&M 💯👊🏻⚡️ https://t.co/B26qUOE6l1We've been flying more PPE in from China this week for our frontline NHS workers. In total, this month we'll be tra… https://t.co/6UWXDF44Qd
Retweeted by James BourneDay .... I’ve lost countWTF is she doing ! abs in 2 weeks? I Tried CHLOE TING's 2 week shred.. https://t.co/V9YJPgrvvU via @YouTube
5/17
2020
No time like the present . While I’m still aliveI’m just gonna press on a real ease my record now. I can play it live next year . Fuck ithttps://t.co/WKEYbTYo8Mhttps://t.co/qGyTnAOhdj
5/16
2020
MIDNIGHT #ItWouldBeYou https://t.co/YSCEyIVyK3
Retweeted by James BourneWow https://t.co/kG5PabtweCWhy is the mainstream media still not reporting on James’ huge train station lie? It’s so easy to verify and fact c… https://t.co/yOqDDYXHv7
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5/14
2020
Shanghai Disneyland has reopened its doors after three and a half months of closure due to the coronavirus outbreak… https://t.co/cyV0fZLF2r
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5/11
2020
I wanna visit https://t.co/Sa73HXw4l3Tokyo when this is over I can’t wait to come backI haven’t read much about Tokyo , how are they doing ?One way ticket to Mars please ElonAll touching the same rope 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/z7so6Vp4RxIs this a wind up ? https://t.co/nBDGtwYv1d
5/9
2020
Supplied by @NicIncRetail ⚡️👊🏻💯There’s great comfort in successfully hanging a mirrorThorough & quality midnight catch up session with @TheDollyrots https://t.co/Xo6gZidQu1
Retweeted by James Bourne @winklevoss Bout 5 mins ?🤣 @Ealvarezfight @Benaskren Yes Eddie !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
5/8
2020
@Scott1984FP I’d prefer a jet pack but heyAll the lambo memes are making me nostalgic https://t.co/A8YDeLaWg7
5/7
2020
@CEThomson Wow @mirak18111 @CNN I care
5/6
2020
@Riley_Backler I said it wasn’t 👍You make mistakes in life and night driver wasn’t one of themNight driver is a timeless albumBusted - One Of A Kind (Live Video) https://t.co/Ms3cqJKKYd via @YouTubeSome people measure time in weeks , months , Moons ? I’ve been measuring this lockdown in beardsI told myself by the time my beard grows out of control this might be over. That’s happened at least 3 times now
5/5
2020
Jetman hitting speeds of 400km/h - One step closer to 100% autonomous human flight! https://t.co/Z5WtwQPxMa
Retweeted by James BourneThere are no new cases of Covid-19 confirmed in New Zealand today. The last time there were 0 new cases was on 16 M… https://t.co/zhFplN3eQL
Retweeted by James BourneI have a feeling the may 7th review will be just like shawshank redemption. Another month to think about it in solitary.I’ve been to the year 3000, much has changedDoc talking sense. https://t.co/woQFDPy2Ca
5/4
2020
ROSE/ICKE III: THE LIVESTREAM WITH David Icke https://t.co/RUrcO027K8 via @YouTubeThe fact that @LondonRealTV have to to go to these lengths in order to live stream a conversation of their choice.… https://t.co/J3P2yYU0CH @LondonRealTV If this is being messed with intentionally we got big big problemsA new breed of hornet has arrived in the US that is killing people. 2020 keeps on going https://t.co/EKehy7L9GDOne day for no particular reason I decided to go for a little run https://t.co/KVG5rzkB6AWho’s watching ? https://t.co/fGxgCfl7NI
5/3
2020
I could do my run naked . I never see ANYBODY @elonmusk The original willy wonka
5/2
2020
Can’t stop playing this . @EricBazilian https://t.co/BC9KpccnVQThe best Beatles cover you’ll hear ever https://t.co/BC9KpccnVQAlso UFO’s are real and the government admits itCongrats 2020 you score 20 out of 20 for being shitWhen you look back at old pictures and realise how long we’ve been in lockdownBREAKING: Paleontologists in Morocco have found a nearly complete tail of the enigmatic dinosaur Spinosaurus—and it… https://t.co/x2isndvMzu
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4/30
2020
BREAKING: America's top #coronavirus scientific adviser says a US trial of 1,000+ volunteers shows a drug CAN block… https://t.co/FGf1vzRUfK
Retweeted by James Bourne @kimbecile__ Next week! @LeeaMariee It wouldn’t be hardBest graduation speaker is @JimCarrey .Surely Facebook can get someone a bit better? https://t.co/oiNut2DQmO
4/29
2020
It’s gonna be May @xsammiebbx GS mini . Made by Taylor
4/28
2020
Just hiked 11.5 miles including Up hill sprints @craigbeech That’s high ! Already sold for over 600 this morning @UKTeresa Done @UKTeresa Trying to 5 X @cuntagiousx Can I come and sell all my turnips ? I have a lot so will need to make like 3 trips !Hit me with turnip prices ? @itsclaujones What’s your turnip price?
4/27
2020
Please come to my island https://t.co/dIZP5JBRYOBRBFuuuuck it’s turnip day!!!!I’ve made my list of 10 friends . Im ready for lockdown easing. I’ll be right here waiting on the edge of my seat... @PeteW25 I think we did the same1200 steps before noon . who has better ?And it’s Sunday againWe might be allowed 10 friends soon. This is some real life MySpace top 8 action. Choose your 10 quarantine friends . Tag em. 🤣🤣
4/26
2020
@st3w91 You’ll get a copy early @aimfreemanX Are you sure you want to release this song right this second? Yes / no Are you really sure? Yes / no… https://t.co/Fzt8xNnqNH
4/25
2020

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