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Red Jam Spear @jamesdraper Frequently Liverpool

Call me Jim. Infuriating blancmange of undiluted chaos. Makes daft wonky music. Has ADHD. Probably likes you. He/him

671 Following   398 Followers   31,195 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/1/08


@TheDobletOfFire @tomverse Me: But what if he's celebrating the end of lockdown and treating himself for once? Mum:… https://t.co/QqgGidJP21 @TheDobletOfFire @tomverse Me: Mum, if you went for lunch with Trevor McDonald, what d'you think he'd order? Mum: H… https://t.co/TRVUpuCySwEmber, my dog, noticed that #GrangeHillSausage was trending and asked me if I fancied accompanying her singing the… https://t.co/nS9nQBpFVv
Retweeted by Red Jam SpearBut he has been born already. https://t.co/yqHzFlLRj1
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @allwrongthink True, I mean, weird graphics bugs are definitely the first thing that spring to mind when I think about Cyberpunk these days @_Embo It's true, I do say thatthe word of the day is register. it's when you've already gistered but you need to do it again
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5/10
2021
@TheDobletOfFire @tomverse I feel strawberry is a tad gauche for Sir Trevor. @TheDobletOfFire @tomverse I think you're right though, he's normally a Darjeeling man, clearly. But you only come… https://t.co/Qi5rmrnCA0 @TheDobletOfFire @tomverse Boys. Yard. Trevor.Friendly, intimate contact https://t.co/WTs7WzIUDbSmol fren https://t.co/on32zTqmrL
Retweeted by Red Jam Spearpeace of mind https://t.co/z8Ok21tO0o
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @brokendowngolf h e l l o https://t.co/fnYcmFqWRu @pylonfan https://t.co/oOdkoajW7d New pylon just dropped. @_Embo One of the best pieces of advice I ever received was "sometimes the most productive thing you can do is rest".(Submitted by @MoraEdd_) https://t.co/kaBqQk5Q6J
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5/9
2021
@EwaSR Ewa @_Embo Wait, what is......Night Twitter?You know. You can pronounce leopard to rhyme with leotard and nobody can stop you. It's totally legal. @Feehlo It would be a public service (and I bet it'd be dead satisfying too!). Please do it! @Wangleberry Evergreen tweetMy two email/text response times: 1. immediately 2. never
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Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @pettycommajared I think I'm one of the few fans of the N64 controller. It always just felt really comfortable to me.Spending the evening researching drone flying restriction laws even though you don't own a drone or plan to buy one is ADHD culture. @penfriendrocks @NeilLarrisey Yeah, the "mini" is something of a misnomer! @HelloCullen I hate that I got this @_KateAshton Well done, you're doing great! Keep it up xEdinburgh Ghost Tour Guide Doesn't Give a Fuck https://t.co/KLfZ7igAi4
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @hels When I was a kid I was terrified of my Granddad's border collie. She herded cattle on my Granddad's farm, and… https://t.co/3i2NQJggdt @gun_toucher @heaberald There's literally always a dril tweet. Every single time.someone asked if they could buy an NFT of one of my videos and i said i’m not really interested in that sorry and t… https://t.co/WhppRvNfRH
Retweeted by Red Jam SpearSo boring https://t.co/nQESPdGNRv
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @ellegist @Ric4rdoTM Solidarity on that. So many foods I thought I hated until I realised what they had in common.how you deal with bees https://t.co/F0jPhj9xmf
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5/8
2021
fuck cancer. fuck it right off this cursed planet.
Retweeted by Red Jam SpearGet my chonky lil book HERE 📘 https://t.co/O68zvHBYwt Secret Panel HERE 🎩 https://t.co/8pfPKoju9B https://t.co/iUN4Dmcujk
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @mellymellington @Joanne4Mayor This is fantastic news (even though the new mayor being called Jo Anderson is gonna… https://t.co/xLVhRrOGtAWhen you receive an autism or adhd dx: Neurotypicals: I’m so sorry 😞 Neurodivergents: Woohoo! Congrats 🎉 🥳 👏
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @tamoorh Oh hey, "open for a surprise" is still a thing after allWith me it's usually "ok so the short version of the story is....." and like...it's usually true! I am intentionall… https://t.co/AzqmTkFzLeMy toxic trait is saying “long story short” and then telling the full length unabridged Snyder cut story anyways
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @LoneyJane ....the only person so far! @Gin_and_bones Which also makes sense! Probably a very good realisation to have though (in the long run at least) @sflogicninja Fantastic! (sorry if my first reply was a bit condescending, I kinda feel like it's always best to ch… https://t.co/fmD8XjD0hpThink I might release an album next week. @sflogicninja Does that mean you had your second shot today? Because if that's the case, you're not actually immune… https://t.co/emEuX8hsmTHonestly, the context doesn't help explain this joke as much as you might think https://t.co/jKjR1XkshN @brokendowngolf I'm celebrating too. Maybe with a nap. @kaylaasanaaa @leonardcowalski "I wasn't planning to do this but I'm afraid you have left me no choice" *unleashes the bees*I somewhat buggered this up, but it's worth ithttps://t.co/OQ3hwnRZTI https://t.co/NeivPHu4Y2https://t.co/o6ca46XXvh
Retweeted by Red Jam Spearwe did it. we had his head replaced with the cat https://t.co/MqcajQHtpl
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @ewart_lynne @PaulStudiophoto @hazelglasgow @TanjaBueltmann Don't worry, the fact you're concerned about this sugge… https://t.co/r0gCLpqCIeRemember, if you buy an album from bandcamp, it's around the financial equivalent to the artist of you streaming th… https://t.co/OLZln6LjJw
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @Gin_and_bones This makes perfect sense tbh xYou can tell a lot about a person from their personality and behaviour. @mangmangmang Especially when the main purpose of the crop was (presumably) to compensate for the smaller screens on phones. @Reading_Tegan @EwaSR New theory: I'm having a stroke https://t.co/BmMNIqV3DH @Reading_Tegan @EwaSR I had to check this wasn't some kind of weird optical illusion, but yeah. #sliving https://t.co/yRjGuxfjmN @LydiaMizon @Bobby_Seagull I'll definitely be watching @LeeAHarris @EwaSR You can tell chickens are fake fans though, because they're always going round saying "Spock, Sp… https://t.co/QxeERNiyuE @LydiaMizon Frank's gonna be great in this! @EwaSR 100% agree (though I think it's in part due to the acoustics of the room as opposed to just the surface). @HooiWanV @mangmangmang I never knew you hated dogs, Jess.Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.
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5/7
2021
Huge heads up on PayPal Twitter Tip Jar. If you send a person a tip using PayPal, when the receiver opens up the re… https://t.co/8Mb8ReeGUY
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @RaxKingIsDead He* (obviously) @RaxKingIsDead Mine would have been 67 a week on Monday. This'll be the second birthday since we died. Shit sucks and I'm sorry xxxWhat's this? It's episode nine of Not About Food! We talk all about ARFID, a little known but serious eating disord… https://t.co/pjTMBfnG95
Retweeted by Red Jam SpearPlease sign this https://t.co/6QAUL49Klr
Retweeted by Red Jam Spearme: i want to journal more brain: so write in your journal me: absolutely not
Retweeted by Red Jam SpearPeople using this hashtag to express anti-Tory sentiment and unwittingly making it trend thereby giving them a free… https://t.co/wXEPqEEJsF
Retweeted by Red Jam SpearCitizen Kane is on BBC4 in an hour. If you haven’t seen it, it’s like the Citizen Kane of films.
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @CrawlersHQ Your Best American Girl just kicked in. Fuckin yes. @CrawlersHQ Ok the first song just kicked in and I genuinely love this already. Getting strong St Vincent vibes fro… https://t.co/7FQBDV0YS5 @CrawlersHQ One step ahead of you m8 https://t.co/PaPfr6UvSm @CrawlersHQ It was the only one I didn't know and I was just a bit confused by the seemingly random "PUBE" on the c… https://t.co/40CFjziaTs @CrawlersHQ Excuse my ignorance but what's the bottom left? @SheRa_Marley To be fair, babies aren't exactly noted for their verticalityI try not to be old fashioned about technology but I allow myself ONE THING: please let me have wired stuff. I'm be… https://t.co/DxBISNdIEz
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @MeldrewPoint How do I work it out?https://t.co/yotulYEH8U
Retweeted by Red Jam SpearIf you care about arts education and believe that it shouldn’t only be available to the privileged few, please sign… https://t.co/Oh7KhIQ8cl
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Retweeted by Red Jam SpearAnyone fancy watching some adverts from 22 years ago? It’s almost worrying how many of these I remember: https://t.co/oysylkxFVm @EddieRobson An *extremely* charitable interpretation is that it was maybe designed to help educate girls about pub… https://t.co/QQ9hTNngsQ @NeilLarrisey Exactly. The whole point of writing headlines like that is to drive engagement. It makes no differenc… https://t.co/ihrsGjrnFN @NeilLarrisey And you've shared it.Finding a face mask in your pocket is the new finding a fiver.
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @_Embo Which is more than can be said about the wolfI knew I shouldn't have left that witch's cursed amulet in the boot of my car https://t.co/DJdKJLwckU
Retweeted by Red Jam SpearCaligula tries to get everyone on board with his horse senator idea https://t.co/uvHhlS9OT3
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5/6
2021
but i used to love to open for a surprise
Retweeted by Red Jam Spear @WearyWithToil EXACTLY 😞😞😞Or, better yet, can we just abolish the requirement for proof of address in general? Aside from the faff mentioned… https://t.co/FKH4W6pbvZ @brokendowngolf They're so LOUD though!"Work, work, work, money, money, money, Shakespeare, Shakespeare, Shakespeare" -- my kid doing a bit he calls Boring Grownup
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5/5
2021

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