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Author of NYT bestseller The Middlesteins & more. All This Could Be Yours out 10/22/2019. https://t.co/dZZ3taHJlI

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@esmewang @Kristen_Arnett Yes I thought that too a second after I sent the tweet! @Kristen_Arnett I’ll just draw up a list of books you should write because I want to see what you would do with the… https://t.co/uUO2KFQSAv @Kristen_Arnett I just thought about you writing a novel set in an airport one day and I liked it @meganstielstra It’s so fucking goodThis is an actual goddamn joy to read @wordscience and I recommend everyone start their day with this. https://t.co/lGCGKH8LsPHI BITCH i wrote this https://t.co/Ox7c5Cfc8u
Retweeted by jami attenberg @DisaffectedGlee KINGI made the Chinese food sound delicious in this book, I will not lie https://t.co/EhecCj41B8 @kimberly_wendel he is i agreeSuch attitude honestly https://t.co/Fnwx6Zl6Kv @brownisthecolor @essaysmythe @morganapple I feel like SA would forgive you and invite you to eat oysters @brownisthecolor @essaysmythe @morganapple you should come too @MarlaenaHorn don't lose hope! @haleymlotek I thought about those pants the whole timejust spending another tuesday night trying not to freak the fuck out about america @Danadug not a book! just a few thoughts.
12/11
2019
Amazing new work from @abbymjame, one of my all-time favorite artists, in the @NewYorker! Enjoy A TERRIBLE ALTERNA… https://t.co/XX4KwzyKX9
Retweeted by jami attenberg @Kristen_Arnett love you Kristen @thehysterian ty! @yoderama I mean of course we are all in the shared space together etc but I'm the only one I have to answer to @yoderama Once I figured out that it was my class and no one else's it was very freeingTOP TEN BABY IT’S REAL! https://t.co/iYtHb2WgGR
Retweeted by jami attenberg @yoderama It is really not that bad at all and also just do what you want, it doesn't matter @essaysmythe @morganapple ok i will @jmkarmstrong we con ourselves, jen @MarieMyungOkLee I had dental insurance this year for the first time in fifteen years and it felt like a miracleThe Kavalier and Clay TV series is finally, finally, finally happening. https://t.co/Ed5G0GOBSm
Retweeted by jami attenbergI just tried to figure out my hourly wage for being a novelist and I think it works out to a penny an hour x forever.see you there https://t.co/3u9hNbshno
Retweeted by jami attenberg @mariskreizman I'll pay you a hundred bucks for your overrated list ;)It's a funny time to be making an underrated books list for 2019 because I'm firmly convinced that if you haven't w… https://t.co/10hNm2b1rG
Retweeted by jami attenbergI have to say that I pay attention to absolutely nothing related to Bernie Sanders at this point @MarieMyungOkLee It does not make me feel better because I do not want you to have to pay that much!Also it’s a *hard* class @hiandrewperry @BCDreyer It’s so delightful! @BCDreyer It’s a new addition to my stack (Dawn Powell’s diaries is another one, for example) and I suspect it will stay there. @heawood I have been thinking so much about how I need to have some FUN lately. It’s been months since I’ve had a good time.I have no book deal and no health insurance, what am I, 40 again?I keep thinking of myself as unemployed as I currently have no book deal.True story: Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely I pick up a copy of @BCDreyer's book and flip to a random page and r… https://t.co/urYCqUiPuEI am going to yoga for the first time in 2 months tomorrow, I will be taking no questions at this time @rebel19 I can't wait to read your book @alexanderchee @hels I remember the days when they said you had fifty pages to get someone's attention, and then it… https://t.co/qqOog35KiRwheel me into the internet old age homeI love to follow media youths on this website and relearn every day how old I amTFW you’ve never gotten pets before in your life but then you get rescued https://t.co/Im56dBfqdd
Retweeted by jami attenberg @jamiattenberg If by that you mean sleep on the table when your adopter isn’t home to stop you — yes. #OTATalumni https://t.co/0LcZoZKX0I
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12/10
2019
A conversation everyone should witness! https://t.co/SbwRuuGI69 https://t.co/MoXsyK7ahV
Retweeted by jami attenberg#London I can't wait to see you (relatively) soon! #TheShadowKing launches in the #UK in January! I'll be following… https://t.co/9hprH953Hp
Retweeted by jami attenberg @RahawaHaile I love Watchmen so much! (I really enjoy Adam Driver's face also.)🎉🎉🎉 Here’s the cover for my upcoming book of nonfiction, Conditional Citizens!! Thank you so much to… https://t.co/soM6MiLNH2
Retweeted by jami attenbergMy only regret with this sandwich was that I did not get a large @jamiattenberg Kitchen table, but yes! https://t.co/NoXLo3xciH
Retweeted by jami attenberg @jamiattenberg If Fellow can get on it , he will https://t.co/M6GUXjTkd3
Retweeted by jami attenbergI honestly don’t know how I ended up at Parkway for happy hour but here we are 🙌 https://t.co/AW7zqDCGuQ @_NatashaDevon Books books booksI’m ready to blow some shit upI need to go fireworks shopping for the holidays.I sincerely cannot believe what a rock star Regina King is. Jeez. @laurenzcollins OUIWhat a year it was having free WGA health insurance coverage. What a wild and magical ride. Back to the marketplace we go! @rachel_x_graves ❤️❤️❤️Thrilled to see my little F*ckface on this list with so many great books, especially the amazing @cpamzhang and… https://t.co/37wHJZXQTY
Retweeted by jami attenbergMAJOR MAJOR MAJOR https://t.co/YGawIYXXlnI HAVE FILED ALL MY EXPENSESLove a table dog https://t.co/Yt77Y51FAL @chainjizz Sid Vicious!Does anyone else’s dog wait for them to come home on the freaking dining room table https://t.co/6KQAYczWmUI just got these for Carnival season https://t.co/6Whas2jqeYSecond-to-last event this week is in New Orleans @octaviabooks. I'll be in conversation with my buddy Ladee Hubbard. Dec 12! <3 @Sara_Gbm I am definitely not an expert but it seems like one would want to put the gut-wrenching just before the o… https://t.co/whCHRUZkEf @CalMorgan I can see it so clearly in my head!“Sober Options” would be a good title for one perfect gut-wrenching short story to be placed second-to-last in a collection. @gwendolynfaker oh that's sad! you should treat yourself to a cheapie this week! or get a clipping from a friend.My other goals include drinking coffee, reading poetry, listening to records, going to see music, sleeping, flirtin… https://t.co/SWyUFil5LkMy main goal for this week is to buy some new plants to replace those who passed during the past few months. RIP, green guys. 🌱 @JennyBoylan <3When writers go to H-E-double hockey sticks, the first thing they give you is a beautifully bound anthology of all… https://t.co/OPxswgeO7n
Retweeted by jami attenbergI'm trying to recommit to attending more cultural events unrelated to literatureI am going to see ART on a Sunday nightLists are great, but have you ever felt truly SEEN by a reader you admire? Love @DwightGarner's description of THE… https://t.co/5axvHnjdw9
Retweeted by jami attenbergReally excited to be joining the @vonavoices community again to teach Young Adult literature next summer. Other tea… https://t.co/wTjoxxBfER
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12/9
2019
Townley Grammar School has “abandoned “racist” hairstyle-related punishments, allowing girls to dye their hair a ri… https://t.co/aiOf5jft81
Retweeted by jami attenberg @Drrramina I seriously do not even want to look at it or go in there. I just went private anyway.#72 First off I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to rediscover @jamiattenberg because ‘The Middlesteins’ was on… https://t.co/w4UCwiTbqB
Retweeted by jami attenberg @EmilyFlake Emily why don't we talk about tea more? @jamiattenberg Good morning, hello to you and a big HELLO to the rest of my day. #SundayMorning https://t.co/UzxyE7S2yQ
Retweeted by jami attenberg @SheriMalman Ohh, great, enjoy! @thehysterian Loved him @SEMurdoch oh good! feel betterRemember when I gave an interview about my dog https://t.co/AO6JcwIdnAGood morning, hello to you and a big HELLO to my hangoverMarriage Story is *rough* @elleinthecity @kristinnguyen10 ❤️Reader, he forgave me
12/8
2019
“Yes mommy’s been traveling too much for work but look — I brought you a toy! Do you forgive me?” https://t.co/JyJiRIF6at @Kristen_Arnett I wish I could bottle your genuine excitement at the discoveryJust need to tell a real quick @Kristen_Arnett story: earlier this week, we were walking in Tampa, and she pointed… https://t.co/0h83g8OCHX @rokwon I just write the characters I have in my head, whoever they are! So I can let them out. @imjasondiamond Let me just post these next to each other without commentary https://t.co/bX8qCzKxbY
12/7
2019

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