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Author of 9 Sunday Times Top 10 Bestsellers. New book - Queen Bee - out April 2020 You can preorder here https://t.co/af8ZFyeVnA

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Chislehurst! Please look for Ochi https://t.co/SZfYZeioEJ @richardosman Fab x @tracydunks @WeatherDog3 @DeborahMeaden @reallorraine So gorgeous!Well this is a bundle of joy to put on your pre order list. Absolutely loved it @richardosman https://t.co/Ye1zumD8Te @mserinkelly Same @MarkLeneve That is so lovely @ParrotStanley 7 Stanny! https://t.co/Rw3KT5FP3t @JaneyGodley 😂 @anna_higgybilly Oh!!!! @lucy___loo 👍🏻 @JaneyGodley Who taught her that bad language! @purbrooktony One today! But she did it from an acceptable distance!Reunited!! Yippee! https://t.co/MFbf6xwk5q https://t.co/z1UaiZTum7 @olliecomicstrip @rickygervais I got the moves! @olliecomicstrip @myleftfang @WeatherDog3 Yes! 💔💔 @jane_kjane 👍 @AnExpatWife ExactlyOh, and while we're at it, could we also agree that if you're in a family group and you don't even attempt to go si… https://t.co/opyGMZUr79I never wanted to become this person but ... could we maybe all agree to pass each other on the left when we're on… https://t.co/bqJluDNqQF @DBRacingUK Oh good, OK. I'm doing Duolingo. @kljspope Looking so handsome Arthur!!! @olliecomicstrip @bonappetegan Oooh! @Tooscie ❤️
4/5
2020
@TherealNihal Oh! I'm so happy for you!Cirencester please please look for this dog! https://t.co/vGkwra5IlR @olliecomicstrip Arsenic? @KarinvanderKant I also lost at that today 😩 @kerry170568 Good idea @ChristineLoy1 Soon ... 💔 @Lucyspeed It’s way more exhausting than I remember @KendallAnnCurry Twisted it right near the end when I got over excited. Fine now though. @AlisonBurnsJazz Ooh! Let me know how it turns out. @JuneH7669 I can’t 🤢 @dawnymock Wow @HazelGibbons14 Oh god, not now 🤢 @sillytiki AAAGH! Now I’m having two.It’s come to this. I lost by one point. I may be having a heart attack https://t.co/XE19dizKSY @EstherThePig @WeatherDog3 Oh Phil!!!!! @WeatherDog3 Ooh! Hello foxy babies! @jane_kjane Battery for what, exactly @purbrooktony @rickygervais That’s amazing @WeatherDog3 Good grief. My eyes!!! @MarkLeneve @Stephke_C @Falkorkat Amazing. I have chillis growing now. @Stephke_C @Falkorkat Tomatoes will grow inside if you have a sunny windowsill. And cucumbers. Most herbs - basil and chives do really well. @Art71Rachael Oh no! That escalated more rapidly than I expected! @missmcollins Fab x @goodchild125 @TheTodayShow @Channel9 Thank you! @britmum5 @rickygervais She would have loved that @MarkLeneve @purbrooktony @rickygervais Yep
4/4
2020
@sarah_shewring @adeleparks @PlatinumMagUK 😩 @RichardWilkins @TheTodayShow @Channel9 Thank you so much for having me on! @allykat2609 @TheTodayShow @Channel9 Yay! @EilishCatEyes @TheTodayShow @Channel9 Thank you! @bubbledom123 @TheTodayShow @Channel9 Oh no! @AdventurePants5 @TheTodayShow @Channel9 If I knew how to I would! @ParrotStanley @anna_higgybilly @DBRacingUK @LorraineB2112 @JaneyGodley Aww, Stanny!I’ll be live on @TheTodayShow in Australia in about half an hour, talking about #QueenBee No one will ever know I a… https://t.co/A0BspxUrBh @tonypaulway @alexandramoody Oh!!! She’s gorgeous! Look what you two did! @sillytiki @WeatherDog3 @rickygervais Ha! @mel_cbe @McfaddenDayna All the offices are closed at the moment boys, and will be for the next few weeks I think.… https://t.co/Ty2N4yeNUu @Stephke_C @rickygervais 😩 @Bijouxy @myleftfang @rickygervais ❤️💔 @WeatherDog3 He’s got huge hairy feet, he can’t run! Do you have the same problem? @Lucyspeed ❤️ @Lucyspeed 😩 @tnahieli Same 😂😭 @WeatherDog3 ❤️Yes, sadly pushed back to July because there was a definite possibility they weren't going to be able to get the bo… https://t.co/zJ8iZMSA1v @BlondShelley @BootstrapCook 👍 @LangdonPatrick @TheTodayShow @Channel9 ❤️❤️❤️ @Kilts4me @TheTodayShow @Channel9 It’s out there now, but here not till July 😩Lovely Australian friends! I will (hopefully - Skype permitting) be appearing on Weekend Today tomorrow morning at… https://t.co/gdzIFaSUSf @clarateddy @DorothyKoomson @adeleparks @JillMansell @freya_north @jojomoyes @LindseyKelk @MsRebeccaChancehttps://t.co/ZE8FXufaC8Reading a story this week from the brilliant @JaneFallon on SAGA’s #NotGoingOutClub Do have a listen if you have t… https://t.co/5EZBB9KE95
Retweeted by Jane Fallon @purbrooktony Oh no! Look after yourselves. @BootstrapCook 👏🏻 @ClaireAllan WooHoo!!!!! Amazing! @christianhebel @BootstrapCook Mine arrived floppy. I don't think it's a requirement 😂
4/3
2020
@ctremains @BootstrapCook Basically. Few nuts. @Porker10 @BootstrapCook It was lovely! @WeatherDog3 @BootstrapCook Way too much detail 😂 @mrselliott2819 @adeleparks @PlatinumMagUK 😫 @Auntyjesus It’s a documentary @Auntyjesus 😂 @louisejonesjbj @BootstrapCook Ooh lovely! @anna_higgybilly @BootstrapCook Amazing!! @olliecomicstrip @rickygervais This is completely brilliantMy life now ... https://t.co/zUQm5ZG0gn @tracey_thorn One of those saucepans was me! @Anstey_Harris @BootstrapCook What is this witchcraft??? @DBRacingUK @MarkLeneve @BootstrapCook Same @thehairycats @MarkLeneve @BootstrapCook Yes! @GabriellaS24 Yay! @WhittyAuthor Happy Publication Day! @StanEgerton @BootstrapCook 😩 @MarkLeneve @BootstrapCook I’m not fond of those big floppy watery ones. Well, until now. @leet_muffin @BootstrapCook No one ever wants those things @JustMissEmma @BootstrapCook 😂 @beatieedney @BootstrapCook Fantastic @Bratgirl66 @BootstrapCook Exactly. I’m panicking that I only have a couple of days worth left.
4/2
2020

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