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Janey Godley @JaneyGodley Glasgow, Scotland

Award winning comic. "Sharpest-elbowed comedy in the world- NY Times- "Fucking great comic" Billy Connolly. Actor/best selling author agent/ cdavis@cdm-ltd.com

2,711 Following   104,248 Followers   259,477 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/21/08


@ralfdchetty @JaneyGodley There is most definitely proof, sadly. I lived it for many years and dreaded old firm gam… https://t.co/YRLNx2lk3d
Retweeted by Janey Godley @LizardKingG67 Anonymous Football account https://t.co/iJ9CTF7hev @ralfdchetty Enjoy not being sure @ralfdchetty “May be” @ralfdchetty @ConMcQ I saw with my own eyes men beat their wives after old firm games when I owned a pub - you can… https://t.co/vD1PafB8frYup https://t.co/NSuOH39pIz @ralfdchetty Do research “domestic violence old firm” @ralfdchetty Yes"Domestic Violence in Glasgow at Old Firm Games” I wrote this a few months ago StILL APPLIES by @JaneyGodley https://t.co/e40irkicVN
Retweeted by Janey GodleyPlease remember domestic violence peaks at #oldfirm games stay safe Glasgow women’s aid is here 01415532022 - also call the cops
Retweeted by Janey Godley @scootyaruffian Never saw the full extent of that gif deletedThis tweet is important https://t.co/BSAJ78PwUd @Paul_W_Steven Never fully saw that gif deleted that
12/9
2019
@ColvinLouise I am in January @lollyreddevil @milliz53 @British_Airways For sure"Thanks for calling Dial-A-Cunt. How can I help?" https://t.co/mFQy2HDGqP
Retweeted by Janey Godley @CaledoniaDaddy Feel free then post a photo for us all @2Ace3466 @jtblairedgar There are no nine month abortions you clackwanker @ilikeduggee @British_Airways YesCome see my soup pot tour from Corby to Glasgow some dates have sold out and extra shows added check… https://t.co/fEyrm03redMitigating Bedroom tax, Scottish Welfare Fund, Scottish Child Payment for low income families next year, 3 Best Sta… https://t.co/7FZJq0JITK
Retweeted by Janey GodleyHere’s a 4-year-old with suspected pneumonia sleeping under a pile of coats on a hospital floor because there weren… https://t.co/U5os3YnlyO
Retweeted by Janey GodleyThis is why I NEVER wanna go to my Mom’s house. Stay my Ass in the City. #StayDisruptve I’m in Philadelphia Thur… https://t.co/qCipST5i4H
Retweeted by Janey GodleyLooking for a Christmas gift? Mother’s Day March 22 am doing an EXTRA SHOW at Kings Theatre Glasgow ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️… https://t.co/aCrlK3LtLS @StIvesMermaid You are the strength in us all - you are our warrior mermaid x peace xStay safe Glasgow -domestic violence surges after #oldfirn game here is Glasgow woman’s aid details https://t.co/hqnzRLyAqgThanks https://t.co/eZAJhDFngPI’m 99.9% sure I’ve seen this movie 🤣🎅 #BreakingtheNews streaming now @BBCiPlayer https://t.co/PBNhc0Pig1https://t.co/aVHabieE6l
Retweeted by Janey GodleyTravelled on the first @AvantiWestCoast train out of Glasgow today was pretty ok - good service https://t.co/S2oOdMIYhX @musicaamazigh @lollyreddevil @milliz53 @British_Airways Yes every penny I would spend for that face @JulieannaElsey Apparently so, a man has spoken so put down your knitting and listen stupid woman - pay attention 😂 https://t.co/rTkBsADfFR @360_fizz This is beautiful @davidmacdougall @milliz53 Thanks pal @davidmacdougall @milliz53 Even the soil and old tools from his garden went to a recycle charity in maryhill @davidmacdougall @milliz53 In comedy- backstage I have brought BAGS of clothes that fit other comics kids and eac… https://t.co/kRKrxEfn04 @davidmacdougall @milliz53 We are very recycle conscious as most people raised working class are- I throw N O T H I… https://t.co/5tsk7Hpw8i @davidmacdougall @milliz53 Am used to it https://t.co/oecQSlOzKY @Messgorough @lollyreddevil @milliz53 @British_Airways I love that you doYou can still nominate us for @Ecclesiastical 12 days of Christmas draw! We need your help to be in with a chance o… https://t.co/Cv4Ys1AoP5
Retweeted by Janey Godley @frankieboyle The staff were brilliant @barharvey1 @British_Airways Ffs @lordisthisfree @lakapartments Yes @lollyreddevil @milliz53 @British_Airways My carbon footprint and travel spends are important to me as is giving ba… https://t.co/aJCuHNIzQH @lollyreddevil @milliz53 @British_Airways I travel a lot and try and use public transport where and when I can - I… https://t.co/xd84KvfKFsThis 👇 https://t.co/RBNoIM66g3 @lollyreddevil @milliz53 @British_Airways I don’t smoke, drink much or do drugs- I don’t have expensive tastes in c… https://t.co/wYzbZQiHTnAm home in London @lakapartments beautiful- safe- central https://t.co/sRjOHYFBWA @ACSavva She is 90% eyes“Cockhan” Oban’s new detective series. He’s mean, moody and has so many problems but due to Tory cuts in the mental… https://t.co/vhRVasVQBpAm Nearly there London https://t.co/mojrXFvx8f @Mr_JSheffield @REWearmouth I love that meme @jayrayner1 That’s so fucking lovely and I adored your maUnionists troll caught and found guilty - big man sending woman emails about how she should “take a bullet” https://t.co/YF7UAe6WN9City of Discovery looks spectacular at times in this 👌 https://t.co/wyUgMzuld9
Retweeted by Janey GodleyGuy tapes a banana to a gallery wall and people pay $$$$ and then a guy peels if off the wall and eats it - makes w… https://t.co/BQW40IQPjNIf you don’t believe me https://t.co/xKbeG2Gs1II had a chuck of cooked lamb hanging out of my mouth to get her to stare at me for this picture https://t.co/egIa680X46Apologies to any #EdinburghSouthWest @theSNP activists expecting a streetstall at #Westburn shops today. We’ve had… https://t.co/FYcFimMx76
Retweeted by Janey GodleyThink hard before Thursday. If you don’t want a serial liar as your PM, it’s not enough just to not vote Tory. You… https://t.co/vCiCvEtGph
Retweeted by Janey Godley @valmcdermid @British_Airways @RaithRovers Hahahah @ESCScotland @British_Airways Don’t have a driving licenseTories at food banks https://t.co/Mt6Y29hh8C @_DavidStevens Is this your photo so I can credit you on Facebook? @milliz53 @British_Airways Ffs @JohannaMcNinch @curtisstigers He’s my pal @carol_seechange @British_Airways Aw bless you carol - it’s being posted tomorrow thanks though you made my heart h… https://t.co/15wEFcMNj7Sarah Vine’s husband Tory MP Michael Gove’s made MPs expense claims for a £331 armchair, £134 for a pair of elephan… https://t.co/SHBa2whg9g
Retweeted by Janey Godley @weeshiv01 No sorry.@JaneyGodley sums up every Christmas movie, ever! 🤣🎅 #BreakingtheNews tonight on @BBCScotland and @BBCiPlayerhttps://t.co/eOs6Qlp5h6
Retweeted by Janey GodleyImportant ‘must watch’ video. Ricardo speaks for working people better than any politician I have heard yet.… https://t.co/plWPnf8Nyi
Retweeted by Janey Godley“We received no Russian money for this campaign” says party that received £489,850 from Russian donors in the past… https://t.co/e49ucoJMed
Retweeted by Janey Godleyhung parliament I think. SNP holding the keys to our freedom. Believe. Vote. https://t.co/t6JU1hFcrg
Retweeted by Janey Godley @JaneyGodley The banner and it’s mate has arrived here today thanks to @JackElphinstone 😄 https://t.co/4rEoonj6qL
Retweeted by Janey Godley @Alan150973 @Amalkadog @British_Airways Lol https://t.co/oPqCwh3jeg @British_Airways Did you see my DM? @reece_dinsdale This. Johnathon pie 🔥🔥 Full video 👇 https://t.co/2W45RKIUS1 https://t.co/DXXUi63SVn
Retweeted by Janey Godley#Traces begins on December 9th as a #uktv original exclusive to #Alibi - produced by #redproductions and… https://t.co/D6V8Q9CENA
Retweeted by Janey GodleyMeanwhile, in Copenhagen: https://t.co/bYD0IF1qrF
Retweeted by Janey GodleyWhatever one’s view of @theSNP & @ScotGovFM, as was once again displayed on today’s @AndrewMarr9 show,… https://t.co/LJ2s7sj8GC
Retweeted by Janey Godley#teamfoodbank #teamrapeclause good luck with that https://t.co/WmQBUkYAen @British_Airways I have DM you @British_Airways Thanks so much I am on that - am on a train to London but due to migraine forgot I was flying back… https://t.co/jTUZ4tGjwt @chucklebutton @British_Airways Not helping but thanks @AngelaHaggerty I have had the fake photoshopped tweets as well @commandersnacks @dumbmongreldog christians : you're either male or female! the public universal friend : hold my bible
Retweeted by Janey GodleyDear @British_Airways do I need a valid up to date passport to travel between London and Glasgow? I don’t have a dr… https://t.co/EV61SiG5P1The Tory candidate for North East Fife made some interesting comments about Boris Johnson and Scottish independence… https://t.co/Y0A0t6onoP
Retweeted by Janey Godley @yaakovsloman @AvantiWestCoast Oh god noAm on the first @AvantiWestCoast train from Glasgow to London my migraine is subsiding slowly but am still coughing https://t.co/EIrbAj6rtACentral station Glasgow #SantaDash https://t.co/8i1VzKjkB0 @davecres @VirginTrains Oh okYou couldn’t make this up. Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein were photographed together at Princess Beatrice’s 1… https://t.co/2ebzZmbj9Y
Retweeted by Janey Godley#Sunrise on the Magothy River Baltimore, Maryland (2018/6) The only day of the year where it lines up with the doc… https://t.co/AUaD9UEwEf
Retweeted by Janey Godley @comedyray Oh god look at his dimple https://t.co/gASMAE2aogTrump, speaking to the Israeli American Council: "You're not nice people at all, but you have to vote for me. You h… https://t.co/sTc1aX6dNo
Retweeted by Janey GodleyLondon Bridge attack: Father of victim Jack Merritt accuses @BorisJohnson of being a 'fraud' https://t.co/Egzwl8GGIT
Retweeted by Janey GodleyBut some schools will only operate 4 days a week as we can’t afford to keep them open for the required 5 days https://t.co/kJ4QPta5VLBut not a police man https://t.co/kJ4QPta5VL @JuGarJo @VirginTrains Omg that looks like honeyMy god daughter and her kids went to #elfingrove and fair enjoyed it and my wee great niece told a joke ( it’s in t… https://t.co/YuGeoYx6Ip
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2019

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