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Makes @couchdb & #offlinefirst. Made @jsconfeu @greenkeeperio @hoodiehq. CEO at @neighbourh00die. Dissatisfied with the status-quo.

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Joined Twitter 3/7/07


@mountain_ghosts cool whip @jensnikolaus Dave stanning teachers will never not bring tears to my eyes <3Menschen in #HartzIV müssen sich das Geld für #Masken vom Mund absparen. Unterstützung von der Bundesregierung? Nop… https://t.co/LIxzbDx95Q
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtAb wie viel #Corona Todesfällen wird denn eigentlich mal begonnen zu diskutieren, ob man denn vielleicht doch koste… https://t.co/wkyQnPePcX
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtYou'll hear a lot of this shit over the next few days. Biden issued an executive order making it illegal to discr… https://t.co/yHeCjrKjkY
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @emsuiko Congratulations! @klaemo Dabei würde das gleich mehrere Probleme auf einmal lösen.The problem here is that most Britons don’t acknowledge white supremacy even exists. Progressives too. Just look at… https://t.co/yXTOSyI0Dq
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtMein Kaputtes Coronamaßnahmengehirn: „Verbot von Ausschank im Unterricht.“ 🤯🍻DAS WURDE NICHT JETZT BEKANNT KEINER HÖRT DEN ANGEHÖRIGEN ZU, DAS SAGEN DIE SCHON SEIT 11 MONATEN H Ö R T Z U !!! https://t.co/l3Hn2oarxG
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1/21
2021
@rnewson That's so frightening. And not surprising at all. And terrifying. And… gaaaahHow they let you know an alien is female in video games. https://t.co/yItVH3KbCi
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @rnewson I made it to second twelve, that surely sums it all up? @rnewson Dare I click the play button? @garannm Underrated tweet. And good luck with everything!May one day the Presidential inauguration acknowledge the Piscataway people on whose land the ceremony takes place… https://t.co/1UWrTWGyGH
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @irlnomi A+I feel noticeably better and it’s definitely not the all American food choice for today. ✌️☺️🤤 https://t.co/hOrTWk4j4jBut really, thanks to the two lovey and nerdy hosts on the JCCIC feed for providing sensible coverage ✌️😘 @dietrich Hard same. 🙌 @HelenZaltzman Word. @dietrich I’m seeing a handful of encouraging chat transcripts floating about.https://t.co/Y9YmjHlea7 @deanna 😘Q packs it in. https://t.co/aBQVU17hSDStrong Krieger vibes on the JCCIC feed: “we have cameras everywhere”.Ron Watkins, the former 8kun admin who helped keep QAnon afloat for years (and who some suspected of being Q himsel… https://t.co/0q1dw7oOQw
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @wundalous I’m glad I got a printer last week ;D @seldo Mostly tears I didn’t realise had built up. 😭 @wundalous I thought the speech was good, the poem was something else entirely.😭 omg @TheAmandaGorman
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtPoem > Speech. @philipp 14/13 https://t.co/vSGYRKHPnrWhat a rhyme! @TazzyStar 😭😭💖💖 @benbrown @fraying The Rural Juror.Somebody paid attention to the words. I can appreciate that. @ceejbot It’s definitely no welshing. @fraying Sending unsolicited *HUGS*.It is done. @ceejbot Hello from a similarly reasoned bathroom break o/Fantastic insight. Many of the optimizations I've done in the past have increased throughput but decreased efficien… https://t.co/Q4aExTVlq8
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtFaster code often slows down systems. Optimizations frequently happen by increasing utilization, rather than improv… https://t.co/le0Lqd5pdg
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtA few folks have asked which stream to watch. The official one is the nicest. It's just focused on the event and fa… https://t.co/WoD0PrZ84S
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt🎤 Die Ärztin #KristinaHänel darf auf ihrer HP keine weiterführ. Infos geben, WIE #Schwangerschaftsabbrüche funktion… https://t.co/JNHykEYmCV
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtThis is a good burn. 🔥🍊 https://t.co/f3YCZZql6Xone of the grim things about the tech sector is that most of the avenues for working on "interesting technology" in… https://t.co/YSz5Xb2Zyc
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardtgenuinely at a loss as to what's going to stop the blockchain scam, we're like a decade in and it shows no signs of… https://t.co/OMILGvufkb
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt[my brain is making modem noises] https://t.co/bwoKJTrL5l
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtWFH gang https://t.co/oV3ZheXmcp
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt»Um alles zu schaffen, stehe ich morgens gegen fünf Uhr auf. Ich schlafe unter der Woche nicht mehr als fünf Stunde… https://t.co/4gMGi8eCtX
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtIch habe ein Buch geschrieben. Über Deutschland, sein Verhältnis zu Migration und "Gastarbeit". Es ist zwei Jahre a… https://t.co/bhqLxZ9u6I
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @adam_baldwin @seldo I skipped a ver the whole broken laptop saga by going from 2015 MBP (the last good one) straig… https://t.co/pWbwvkpBaSI don't want to celebrate & rejoice. I want an apology. A reckoning. Acknowledgement that we all went through this… https://t.co/MgqVcPqDZt
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtLike - we hit the ground running with the Muslim Ban - a Jan 21st Executive Order - and we have been running for fo… https://t.co/eVeu3TS8kn
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtMaybe it's the COVID speaking, but, i'm feeling all kinds of feelings about tomorrow. Mostly, I feel rage for havin… https://t.co/0zoCEfw49Z
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtLucille Clifton, my goodness. https://t.co/IWvHj33oZn
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @seidtgeist 404
1/20
2021
@zkat__ Absolutely not. But companies who don’t keep folks who learned from those failures will repeat them over and over. @cramforce https://t.co/JlAnUSKnHxAs a newsletter recipient I want to have the option to re-subscribe immediately after I cancel it so that I can ens… https://t.co/RAy9Sg9UNs
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtI just licked a mysterious sticky spot on my laptop to figure out what it was, so yeah, I'm absolutely "keeping it… https://t.co/Q6Myn8tedV
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @jennwrites It’s a rite of passage <3"Showing up as a leader in times of change" is online! My latest keynote, 28 mins of practical tips on shaping your… https://t.co/qbSK4vFf7m
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @Kaori_Ino amazing @Kaori_Ino Are you fucking kidding mehttps://t.co/Ac9J17WS7a https://t.co/x5CEpDYzbuTimeline cleanser.. This deserves a million likes.. 🎶🙏 https://t.co/Bog4Yh5ZAE
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtVor ~drei Wochen waren Weihnachten und Silvester. Alle hatten Angst die Zahlen explodieren genau jetzt stattdessen… https://t.co/4LMus1LBH1
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtStop going to Hacker News. That place will not get better if you keep coddling it. It's corrosive. It's very friend… https://t.co/juzSau3bBg
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @Lotterleben sending *hugs*Or maybe I've just tricked myself into thinking they're obvious? In any case, I con't know how to cope with being t… https://t.co/dFWnnZoNb0
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1/19
2021
When your first year of life is 2020, everything is a sanitization station https://t.co/NdPaRElnVy
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtThis is also a branding choice #boomerGold https://t.co/N6mBbVUs1q
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @mikeduncan @ConanOBrien Amazing endorsement. I wouldn’t know what to do with myself ;D @Erik12648894 @mikeduncan @ConanOBrien 49:34The German government is three cars in a trench coat.
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtIm #MegaLockdown müssen wir dann ins Büro ziehen um zu Hause die Infektionsketten zu unterbrechen.
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt"Hierbei gilt es nicht die Menschen komplett unter Hausarrest zu stellen, wie manche Kritiker*innen schnell einwend… https://t.co/kuyi7Gv7eG
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @wundalous What a delight 🙃Mehr Homeoffice zur Eindämmung der Pandemie. Darüber wird gerade wieder viel diskutiert. Wie seht ihr das? https://t.co/VGPQAWPPjl
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtMorgen treffen sich die Ministerpräsident:innen und Kanzlerin Merkel zum Corona-Gipfel. Unsere Forderung: Wir woll… https://t.co/6uCGrtocUe
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtPolitik so: hm wir haben gefährliche Mutationen was machen wir denn jetzt? Menschen so: meine Chefin will immer no… https://t.co/HuoQLPyuUn
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtYou can still apply 🙌 https://t.co/4WtpZEfN97
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt"Was soll schon noch kommen?" "Ab morgen nur noch Treffen mit einer HALBEN Person!" Kolleginnen am Rande des Nervenzusammenbruchs.
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardtme, in 2000: man, i wish people wouldn't break the back button me, in 2021: man, i wish the ad-driven corporate su… https://t.co/17MtvBnfD2
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtSo many questions like Can you actually take personal accountability without putting your name to it What separatio… https://t.co/yfLwu1l7fl
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtToday is the anniversary of January 17, 1893, in which America launched a coup against our last monarch, Queen Lili… https://t.co/iuQjvpqZ6L
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardttfw the two hardest problems in computer science turn out to be "not building a hostile workplace" and "not activel… https://t.co/haL13ca2Y6
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtThis succinctly explains why everyone who is into bitcoin is an asshole. https://t.co/PbUd9iRehS
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1/18
2021
Animals interrupting wildlife photographers. A thread: 1. 📸 Dan Dinu https://t.co/FYfohHAucq
Retweeted by Jan LehnardtAnd the GitHub employee who said "Nazis gave the Jews free healthcare", are they still working there? https://t.co/StKWlFUaKY
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @ceejbot It’s Mr. Prowl That’s his name That name again is Mr. ProwlHAHAHA SHE'S GONE https://t.co/7sixSsv5JR
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @drsm79 Using Safari, too! @hblank Whoatell me again how tech is apolitical https://t.co/ItYgvPYUr3
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardtbundesregierung an privatpersonen: wenn sie rausgehen haben sie ihre oma selbst auf dem gewissen bundesregierung a… https://t.co/CgEKKKe4po
Retweeted by Jan Lehnardt @TazzyStar Go to bed early and wake up tired anyway. @dspins Best not to look at any other laws after this. 😬😬😬🙃🙃🙃
1/17
2021

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