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frog pic connoisseur. very sleepy. ramen hungry.

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Joined Twitter 7/22/14


when you realize you have to lose your favorite toxic person to actually be happy in life. https://t.co/CFxcd94H0y
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1/19
2020
what the hell did my roommate spill all over my desk? leave ur guesses in the comments (hint: this was at 10 AM so… https://t.co/KhYnoySPrJ
1/9
2020
my roommate, entering our room brandishing a large steak knife: “i have a knife now.” me: “uh ... cool.”
1/8
2019
y’all best brace yourselves for that final bino album, baby. it’s coming. i feel it in the air. @donaldglover
12/30
2019
targeted ads are getting scary, y’all. how did walmart manage to peer into my unconscious and show me an ad for som… https://t.co/psq9yQ698V
12/3
2019
if you perform a rain dance in reverse, does it make the rain rain go away, come again some other day? asking for a friend.when daft punk said “beepity boop beep beep boop” i really felt that. random access memories is a cultural touchstone.
11/25
2019
if i had a girlfriend I would simply hug her when she is sad and also buy her taco from taco bell
Retweeted by Jason Apuan
11/24
2019
@maddieaups ahhh now i see why you were on the spotify so late
11/18
2019
@dhruv_ramesh99 afraid the parmesan is still at large. will keep you updated.different suite mate (not the misplaced parmesan kid) has been pacing the suite muttering to himself for the past h… https://t.co/zHaGtetKij
11/15
2019
my suite mate just walked in and asked me if i had seen his misplaced block of cheese @mathura_nathan thanks buddy :,)can someone come make me a uhhhhh peanut butter jelly sammichme trying to have a good time in public after opening the “Exam 2: Graded” Canvas notification https://t.co/307mU4WmUZ
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11/14
2019
lunch lady who noticed i didn’t come in for breakfast this morning: hi jason! glad to see you’re getting some nutri… https://t.co/QsC6pW14Fsbro we only live once ok just message her, carpe dm
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11/12
2019
parents coming to Mines and eating in the cafeteria are APPROPRIATING MY CULTURE smh you don’t know what it’s like to eat here every daymy boy phantom was so touch starved that he got a hug then straight up died and honestly? i relate.
11/9
2019
me in high school: damn we really do live in a trophy society where everyone gets a medal... me in college: oh god… https://t.co/k0GmjTZHCd
11/8
2019
can y’all get off my ass about getting a twitter now @zoeemeyer_ https://t.co/XM9qBH29WS#NewProfilePic https://t.co/jiQZBZLRhE
11/6
2016
@maddieaups hey man gotta keep this kid friendly
6/14
2016
in memory of barry benson, he's not dead, i just like remembering him https://t.co/gj2711hb4Q
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5/25
2016
@lxca7 wow dafuq is up with my hair
5/23
2016
@LeugersPreAPers abort mission! abort, abort! @c_rhodess @LeugersPreAPers lol rip me 👻
2/11
2016
@LeugersPreAPers When can we find out who won that...?
2/10
2015
@LeugersPreAPers YEET. Please don't hit Quan.
11/7
2015
@avocaljosh IT DOES IT TO SPITE YOU
10/13
2015

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