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Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis carrabis@barstoolsports.com

Unbiased National Baseball Journalist. @BarstoolSports. @Starting9. @Section10Pod. Morning Wood. CCK. Tyler Glasnow Swipes Club.

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Joined Twitter 7/23/09


@BarstoolHubbs @JeffPassan I was just asking if you remembered. I don't recall laughing. @BarstoolHubbs @JeffPassan remember when you told Alex Cora to die @MooneyTroII I've actually never seen a baseball game before. @JeffPassan @BarstoolHubbs torch that dork Jeff @kirkmin surely someone with talent would’ve found a way to avoid this. @Stickyhands35 that’s not how that stat works but. @Stickyhands35 if you’re going to use UZR then you should use UZR/150 but baseball defensive statistics are the lea… https://t.co/QoTa5jbycO @Stickyhands35 you mentioned — wait for it — zero defensive statistics that teams use to evaluate players. @Jake_Perkins13 they took them off the store but they were hot in the streets for a minute https://t.co/koclIXKzHU @QWeekChris Justin Masterson in a Dodgers hat for some reasonMax Right Down The Dick Scherzer https://t.co/SHjpi8E9qi @LukeEri38225246 did you just evaluate an outfielder’s defensive ability using outfield assists @ATS_2K18 ily @ATS_2K18 277Incredible. SOGO fever is a phenomenon unlike anything I’ve ever seen before. https://t.co/17dYq9PsmL @Tfloyd37 I forget where I got it. it was some canvas website. I think I just googled Pink Floyd canvas. @Theycallmebern Dahl, I could see interest. Schwarber isn’t a fit because JD is your DH and I’ve already heard rumo… https://t.co/fYjd8wLfrd @marisathemighty haha I’ve never seen coley laugh that hard in my life @adampellerin just not rightThis video still kills me every single time. #SOGO https://t.co/sswIFDJhz4 @BarstoolHubbs how do you not have the hottest team from the goddamn bubble playing on Christmas Day @cedwards1717 it’s been in my blood since 2019 @NathanH1998_ hah that’s amazingI can’t get over this. https://t.co/dmUbisE5H4 @YaboyCB5 we get it you’re afraid of needles I’m not here to judge. regardless, I don’t think you can call anyone a… https://t.co/HOmtckJhGK @YaboyCB5 says the dude with this as his Twitter pic https://t.co/94TuTYoqwNI don’t think there’s a fit right this second, and I know Cubs fans don’t want to hear this, but Kyle Schwarber wou… https://t.co/LBxyYdFNjc @ShankFightClub if you’re not Big Cat, Dave or someone that was hired within the last six months, that group hates… https://t.co/9mbOE3BdrF @redsoxnstuff @OldTakesExposed fuck it give me two again.JD Martinez wins another Silver Slugger in 2021. @OldTakesExposed @ShankFightClub ah yes, CCK. everyone’s favorite national radio baseball program. @ShankFightClub we get it. you don’t like baseball. that’s so edgy. @nickcarpino thanks for checking in NickFinally. Matty Backpacks gets tendered a contract and gets about a $1.3M raise. https://t.co/JZG7i8z5Sp @_the_ritt Drizzly
12/3
2020
@DALLASBRADEN209 https://t.co/IRYN8J4mgtWe’re on to 2021. https://t.co/axQc12px7X
Retweeted by Jared Carrabis @THEKyleMoffatt nah they already have a DH and his defense is atrocious. @KyleL00 it was both. @matthewcarano https://t.co/I46a1gTeDWCarrabis just sent this to us. Nothing else. https://t.co/VbJ9xqZS6E
Retweeted by Jared Carrabis @BDavisStanCubs he did.The Cubs are non-tendering Kyle Schwarber after making him off limits in the Aroldis Chapman trade. They included G… https://t.co/TSP7eun5wZNo, I did by acknowledging his existence. https://t.co/NePOzbiMBi @Ariannnyy_ you can get from the Tobin Bridge to Kowloon in less time than you can get from certain parts of Boston to other parts of Boston @MinifanMafia @QWeekChris https://t.co/0F2czVfjQzSaving it for the show. https://t.co/jyDAoJkPOK @RealTristan13 Kowlooncongrats on the lacrosse player. https://t.co/aCMAYd3KvC @chadchad0099 oh man this tweet would be so sick if we didn’t also create a shit ton of our own merch.this is heat. https://t.co/vqHt5eTGJQ @SSMinihane I think I’ve been on once in the last four weeks @QWeekChris I haven’t heard your episode yet but I’m sure it was great. heard good feedback. you are spared, sir. your partner, not so much. @NAT38ROWN tbh I picked the Dodgers bc dallas already submitted the Padres. @Kirkmin_Polls is 94% good @mike_confident having a minority opinion is not a personality trait @kirkmin who is Carano @JustinSh3pley prob because I listen for five minutes to check for sound quality.I asked Joc Pederson what his favorite non-final out postseason memory was....... @Starting9 https://t.co/zLajg5mxUV @Jared_Carrabis @Starting9 Already dialed in 🥴 https://t.co/fnHkYkW0JB
Retweeted by Jared Carrabis🚨NEW @Starting9 FEAT. JOC PEDERSON IS LIVE🚨 Listen here: https://t.co/6sZeV4fXzS https://t.co/sGfnY8voYG @CodyVeilleux oh damn what am I gonna do without Cody from Maine’s respect @TheColinCooper long and straight @CorkdUp @AgentRachelLuba @KleinschmidtJD that’s bc I consume the show via YouTube👀👀👀 @662_dawg why are you bothered by thisJust some absolute quality podcasts. https://t.co/kyzcfHQ2sUtop 0.01% is that good @machinegunkelly https://t.co/jYAU3SLobo @Juanj_Lopez25 I’m in. you talked me into it. @numba2sportsfan smhGREGORY POLANCO WALK-OFF PIMP PIECE https://t.co/6JpbGagsWz @DALLASBRADEN209 maybe get a glove that isn’t brand new off the shelf and stiffer than your penis when Matt Chapman… https://t.co/nTN0HqC0d4 @KevinFo39014208 preciate you! @King_Supreety there’s no “word” here, just facts. he said I did “nothing”. I sent out 27 tweets over Black Friday… https://t.co/bmV04EUbRh @King_Supreety no he said I did “nothing” which is objectively false. @martinonyc if I were to guess, you were trying to say that the goal is to build an organization with annual sustai… https://t.co/2EnyDPhTQA @King_Supreety we sold out of both of the new hoodies we released on Black Friday but thank you! @martinonyc what is the context behind saying winning a World Series is a “nice thing to happen” but that it’s not a reasonable goalWhat the fuck is this https://t.co/uCks0KrpMd @Cole_StRomain there's virtually no risk. @FloBos_Theory most teams have done nothing. it's December 1st. @GuySportsLogan not recently. lot of sleepless nights.The Red Sox are doing things. https://t.co/Sl57s5kIwiThe Red Sox Are Reportedly Interested In Two-Time Cy Young Award Winner Corey Kluber https://t.co/dJCaEqsdrvAnother Christmas Day with no Suns basketball....... https://t.co/1cupltnZCW
12/2
2020
@ColeyMick KowloonWould not hate this one bit. https://t.co/TxSgJYB8Kb🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 https://t.co/iHxUSLXYbr @Section10Pod @Jared_Carrabis early Christmas present came today https://t.co/VtgexqsmEL
Retweeted by Jared CarrabisDropping today👀👀👀👀👀 @Starting9 https://t.co/bR1FKfRFUZSo @Jared_Carrabis, @DALLASBRADEN209, and @Starting9 followed Shane Bieber around as he won his Cy Young, it was aw… https://t.co/LvRKupbF31
Retweeted by Jared CarrabisHad to buy some merch for my favorite podcast before the deals ended 🤙 @Section10Pod @Jared_Carrabis https://t.co/KGO9MVWxnJ
Retweeted by Jared Carrabis @Lick_my_Pic https://t.co/BjyQuzo8JVif you’re looking for a sign to buy this crop top, here it is https://t.co/KqLncta1Kr
Retweeted by Jared Carrabis @smithlevi2020 that's my guy love himThis idea has already drawn interest from some big name players👀👀👀 https://t.co/QhhtbF8OHUGot a last minute restock in the @Section10Pod crop tops. These sell out quick. The 20% off deal is still good thro… https://t.co/Wwqzyi4H5vAll the Barstool baseball merch is 20% off for Cyber Monday. All the Dodgers championship merch, Tatis, Giolito, Cl… https://t.co/dCwYbg1qZy
Retweeted by Jared Carrabis2020 Cyber Monday Telethon: Escape Room Edition https://t.co/bLuRSuVVH2
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12/1
2020
@b_leonard66 @baseballcontext let my man live @MrAlisterFisher hi puppy
11/30
2020

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