 | Content Producer for @ChicagoBears | Formerly @NFLNetwork, @SpectrumSN, @SportsNetLA, @SpartanVision | Black Lives Matter | he/him 710 Following 409 Followers 11,591 Tweets Joined Twitter 2/21/09  |
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@yourboyonline I’ll have what he’s having
1/6
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@MaxTweetsALot my beloved dangy
12/31
2020
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@NoahGeb I see someone is watching Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
12/14
2020
2020
@mattradickal Easily my favorite Twitter follow if the year.
12/12
2020
2020
@tgat Once a vibe, always a vibe @yourboyonline I'd watch a twitch stream of you commentating don kelly highlights
12/10
2020
2020
Another very on-brand year, I see. https://t.co/BlsPSl620O
12/2
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Go Green
11/29
2020
2020
Happy Del Griffith Day
11/26
2020
2020
@JesseWiza This legitimately happened to me 2 nights ago except I was watching The Great Outdoors. Absolute nightmare.
11/21
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11/19
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@jackie_dizz @KevinHall192 https://t.co/7ASzVUpH2F @ConorB76 @Jonroemer @KevinHall192 It warms my heart seeing all of us get together like this to dunk on Kevin’s pain. @Jonroemer @KevinHall192 https://t.co/9Op8lmibGs
11/9
2020
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There’s a grown ass man walking down my block banging a pot with a wooden spoon and I love him very much.https://t.co/ZmhwVTUxVs @ConorB76 @JacobRuffman https://t.co/MgbERbmydX
11/7
2020
2020
@JacobRuffman Time for math? Boy, now you're really in trouble.Big lying man sad
11/6
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11/5
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Everyone that voted for @JoeBiden needs to eat a Detroit Coney Island dog and wash it down with a Vernors soda https://t.co/jz5Shg2u2u
Retweeted by JaredI just looked up my ballot online and saw it was rejected because of something re my signature. I called and was ab… https://t.co/0rbwwr5IeF
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Retweeted by JaredI just looked up my ballot online and saw it was rejected because of something re my signature. I called and was ab… https://t.co/0rbwwr5IeF Retweeted by Jared
11/4
2020
2020
And to think I had a “Fight! Fight! Rah, Team, Fight! (moral) Victory for MSU” tweet waiting in the drafts. What a waste.MICHIGAN DON'T READ THIS.....................
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Retweeted by JaredBRING PAUL BUNYAN TO MEVery happy with the new “First team to score wins” rule. Great job, MSU. Let’s pack it up.
Retweeted by JaredBRING PAUL BUNYAN TO MEVery happy with the new “First team to score wins” rule. Great job, MSU. Let’s pack it up.
10/31
2020
2020
@yourboyonline The sequel
10/25
2020
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@yourboyonline I’m not terribly upset I don’t have BTN. @ReshadBaha Congrats bud! Good luck on the new chapter! Hope all is well.
10/24
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10/18
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@NoahGeb I don’t know why I remembered this tweet. But here I am today also eating chilly because it’s chili.
10/17
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10/12
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I voted for @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris this morning and it felt great. You should do it, too. 10/10, would recommend.
10/11
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@yourboyonline Any update here, jack?
10/10
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@owenbenj @yourboyonline It’s good soup
10/7
2020
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Smash cut to me marathoning Ted Lasso to cleanse the palate after the debate. https://t.co/NfjW6bu6C8I’m having a terrible time thank you @JacobRuffman I took it off before the debate for this exact reason.
9/30
2020
2020
jack what did you do https://t.co/caq4pMi5kE
9/29
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He’s broke, he lives in our house, and he’s been stealing from us.
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9/27
2020
2020
@KevinHall192 Remember when you hated basketball?
9/23
2020
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@hglassner hank your team lost in embarrassing fashion hope you’re well love jared @KevinHall192 Dank Nuggs, indeed @yourboyonline jack i agree the basketball is very good
9/16
2020
2020
Next time someone complains about “rich athletes” protesting racial inequality, ask yourself how often we listen to the voices of the poor
Retweeted by Jared @yourboyonline https://t.co/EOXtrg91YF @yourboyonline *coughs* https://t.co/tJh7j9XaNg
Retweeted by Jared @yourboyonline https://t.co/EOXtrg91YF @yourboyonline *coughs* https://t.co/tJh7j9XaNg
8/26
2020
2020
@yourboyonline Black coffee, checking in. @amandaamorris Every 5 years? Amateur.
8/25
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@KevinHall192 Thank you for your servicehttps://t.co/84CFYRfsjKDame
8/19
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8/17
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@KevinHall192 The sequel @dakotasorel https://t.co/ghwSJDjIcc @jackie_dizz Hazy IPAFRI...DAY...NIGHT https://t.co/NDrhh2MxJR
8/15
2020
2020
I am enjoying the basketball, thank you
8/14
2020
2020
I’m going to keep screaming this: Democrats cannot stop voter suppression by the Post Office without the consent of… https://t.co/YW0EUyXArr
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8/13
2020
2020
@DavidsonDrew @mattradickal I stand corrected @mattradickal Oh man, that would be haymaker after haymaker. @mattradickal I can’t remember the last time I had this much fun watching a single player.
8/12
2020
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@amandaamorris Today I learned I’ve been a mom for 3 years.
8/1
2020
2020
@JacobRuffman This is much more civil than the quote tweet currently living in my drafts.
7/30
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2020
@mattradickal Glad you're ok, man! That shit's scary.
7/28
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2020
@JacobRuffman https://t.co/gv7TJdbzooWe're 100 days away from Election Day and there is too much at stake to sit this one out. Now's a good time to make… https://t.co/fgxPs3I077
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7/27
2020
2020
World Series bound and picking up steam. Go get em, Tigers.
Retweeted by Jared @jackie_dizz Where are my beloved Tigers? @MaxTweetsALot Yes
Retweeted by Jared @jackie_dizz Where are my beloved Tigers? @MaxTweetsALot Yes
7/24
2020
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@jackie_dizz Personally I thought he would join the powerhouse Detroit Tigers baseball squadron.
7/22
2020
2020
My brother worked on this. Please buy it, thank you. https://t.co/n2V0ZMntYr
7/17
2020
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"This is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today: Part four of our series of 'The agonising pain in whic… https://t.co/8JLmDWaq45
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7/10
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2020
@rdonnelly You just flip the virus switch to “off” during the game and it’s all gravy.
7/9
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2020
@yourboyonline Strong DatBoiAdam energy here
6/30
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2020
@owenbenj @N_Baker Thank you for bringing this to my attention. @yourboyonline @dakotasorel This feeling of joy, though inevitably fleeting, is nice though.
6/29
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2020
Wear a mask, you fucking ding dongs.
6/27
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Chicago friends: buy a book from @SemicolonChi today!
6/19
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2020
@DavidsonDrew He’s about to be on the wrong end of a burger.
6/8
2020
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@JulieAbridged Love it! Thank you for doing this again! Always happy to have another reason to donate. @JulieAbridged “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing” https://t.co/jUznIf8nM0
6/6
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Support Black-owned Chicago restaurants and food businesses https://t.co/2W6TUCPHSw
6/2
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2020
Chicago: https://t.co/1OjK0udkTr
Retweeted by JaredFor Chicagoans looking for a way to help, this is where I donated today. Give if you can. https://t.co/BpjDu6brUi
Retweeted by Jared#BlackLivesMatterhttps://t.co/0X6CpwqSC8
Retweeted by JaredFor Chicagoans looking for a way to help, this is where I donated today. Give if you can. https://t.co/BpjDu6brUi Retweeted by Jared#BlackLivesMatterhttps://t.co/0X6CpwqSC8
5/31
2020
2020
@JulieAbridged @ACLUMN Amazing. @JulieAbridged Love these so much. How about the two of them making pottery like the scene in Ghost? https://t.co/CL7Z5uE4ZF
5/30
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My plans: 2020: https://t.co/WpHqrI2Nrh
5/22
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5/16
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@amandaamorris IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER 💵 💵 💵 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5/6
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2020
@StudentDotCom Love these classic moments
5/5
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@DavidsonDrew Somehow I get by
4/24
2020
2020
@StudentDotCom @mattradickal Don’t hate the player, hate the game @mattradickal I signed up for a free trial of Sling. Gonna sign up for a free trial with a different service next week.
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