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Brevity is the best recommendation of speech, whether in a senator or an orator

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@allahliker personally I would have never made such a crude and hurtful joke because I am not a loutish rascal
@kai_tave You got fired? Yep, got caught toobin' @kai_tave People are really underselling "Toobin'" as a perfect epithet for what happened
As president I will make it illegal to release a hip hop track without hornsThese people are legitimately unable to conceive that there might exist someone less blatantly corrupt as the polit… @MinisRetrograde The orcs are the only part of the game that are still funny, so yeah
my hot TTRPG take is that as soon as it stopped being satire about british football, 40k became the lamest, most bo… @Bbutmydiscourse @RockyArby_ @Lancer_RPG but that's the grounding for the conflict that exists in the setting: you… @kai_tave Feels like there needs to be a new formulation to that Jameson quote. It's easier to imagine an eternal h… everything needs shallots every recipe shallots shallots shallots sleep in a pile of shallots kiss the sha…
Retweeted by narrowboat appreciator @Gauv822 @nytopinion @ThatDaveBrown my man were you born on November 4th, 2016? @nytopinion do you guys remember who george w bush is or nah? I know it was a while ago but I have to imagine most…
everything under heaven - great place. wonderful place, under heaven. it's in chaos. think about, do you believe th… we're gonna, we're gonna have so many schools of thought contending, you're gonna be saying mr. chairman! it's…'t stop thinking about maoist trumpto all my arabic and middle eastern friends: welcome! we'll be sending you your the eagles cds and green bean casse… @postlexical @willmenaker tbf this is an incredible look into the exact and unfiltered thought process of the reactionary mind @Rpktoday thank you! or, fuck you! still too early to tell. no one has talked to me about this yet. @TheyCallMeNato folks, look at these guys! my beautiful guerillas! They ask me what to do and I say guys — guys, yo…
skipped an all-hands zoom call for work and came back to a bunch of "congrats on the new position" dms from my cowo… @yrgirlkv @kai_tave Whomst among us,
They gave a bunch of old Republican guys $30M for making absolutely asinine commercials and some of the dumbest twi… @taylstweets @ABC totally agree, it should have been a blunt @JenniferAnn56 @CarlZha ohhh noooo a valuable idaho vote noooooooo
@AmityShlaes Real holy laughter in the river! They saw it all! the wild eyes! the holy yells! They bade farewell! T… @AmityShlaes Breakthroughs! over the river! flips and crucifixions! gone down the flood! Highs! Epiphanies! Despair… @AmityShlaes Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! gone down the American river! Dreams! adorations!… @AmityShlaes They broke their backs lifting Moloch to Heaven! Pavements, trees, radios, tons! lifting the city to H… @AmityShlaes Moloch! Moloch! Robot apartments! invisible suburbs! skeleton treasuries! blind capitals! demonic indu… @AmityShlaes Moloch who entered my soul early! Moloch in whom I am a consciousness without a body! Moloch who frigh… @AmityShlaes Moloch in whom I sit lonely! Moloch in whom I dream Angels! Crazy in Moloch! Cocksucker in Moloch! Lac… @AmityShlaes Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Moloch whose skyscrapers stand in the long streets lik… @AmityShlaes Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten… @AmityShlaes Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! M… @AmityShlaes Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stai…
not me, of coursechomsky got owned because chomsky is straight up wrong on this one. sorry bud, happens to the best of us.
@RMurph103 @gaypraxis It’s 👏 her 👏 turn 👏 @FabSocialist @ProudSocialist Shut the fuck up liberal
@The_One_Lopez @kai_tave I don’t know if this is on your battlegroups mood board already, but, @WiGovPR @dawnsaffron @AngelaNWalker @HowieHawkins You fucking dunce @TinaCannonLeahy @dawnsaffron @StephenLord20 @AngelaNWalker @HowieHawkins Shut the fuck upI'm just so afraid that Biden's going to win and inherit a massive pandemic recession and subsidize the capital cla…
Retweeted by narrowboat appreciatorbeing a programmer is a little bit like lathe of heaven in so much as every time I go to sleep and wake up again everything is so much worse
Retweeted by narrowboat appreciator @kurteichenwald @zietray Whoa Joe Biden’s gonna defund the police?!?
@JilWaters @ak1losterid @carterforva Voting green for THIS reasonit's breathtaking how stupid you have to be to imagine this bodes well for American progressivism
I swear to god if I hear the words "political capital" at any time in the next four years I am going to burst into…'s looking more and more like Biden is going to walk away with the election and the Democrats could take the Sena… @TUCKING____FYPO @Tinashe @KamalaHarris @JoeBiden shut the fuck up
@offbeatorbit I could easily defeat any number of Horrible Beasts, up to and including the devious Chimpanzee @JuliaDavisNews lmao wrecked
@HallieJackson lmao @Lancer_RPG also stop by the comp-con channel, I've been posting WIP pictures and demos of the forthcoming item update/Active Mode v2 @brokshi same, but of priapismThis is because the liberals forgot about it the nanosecond it was revealed that the doctor called “the uterus coll… folks, what ya got?I've taken the mercury pills, and guess what, folks? I'm immortal! My terra cotta army will march across the earth!…
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I thought the dumbest and funniest thing that could happen was the American president dying because he was too stup… @NeilSheesley @BrandiKruse I'm on the left and we unanimously agree: it's very cool and good. @SeaTownExpert @BrandiKruse yes: funny and cool @BrandiKruse I want it shared because it kicks ass and is very cool
@Blobertson Heh, I call this... chili 2I am always asking for documents to review @KenzoShibata I know what you mean but compared to the rest of the Midwest we really are generous, gregarious absolute sweetheartsThese dumb mfs literally can not help themselves. You love to see it @KellyannePolls lmao @BrenDerlin @very_cultural hahaha what the fuck @Charliemagne lmao
.@Twitter I want to make it clear that I AM NOT wishing or expressing hope/desire that Donald Trump, President of t… GOP being all decrepit fat guys who can't help but hug and kiss each other and their big wet infected president… @BirnbaumMatt @StarToasters @SunWuTzu @elivalley oh jeez oh no oh golly I better hope a white supremacist fascist g… at anybody who denied this monster would be rehabilitated in 10 years. He's being rehabilitated *tonight*
Retweeted by narrowboat appreciatorLiberals aren’t actually mad that ppl are making jokes about Trump getting covid they’re just doing their favorite…
Retweeted by narrowboat appreciator @BossNavs @THR I AM celebrating Trump's diagnosis though @zeeeekk @THR decorum-poisoned bootlicking @gweeps @LairdBarron @HeerJeet @TachyonTransmi2 why are you guys so compelled to suck fascist dick to try and prove… is powerful and counts as a person, and my goodness we could never wish death on a PERSON! The people who ha… #resistance libs unanimously wishing for the speedy recovery of the guy they think is a fascist and Russian age… @deltanila @RenyTay "i have a polite disagreement with fascists" absolute smoothbrained loser shit. pathetic bootli… is the greatest existential danger this country has ever faced - a genocidal fascist who threatens the fundam…
Retweeted by narrowboat appreciator @cmclymer praying for the guy that I'm convinced is a fascist hellbent on exterminating me and the people like me @juliefr88667164 @_Zeets absolutely dog-brained. totally worthless loser mindset @maddow is this the guy you think is literally a fascist and/or GRU agent or...? @ThijsThijsBaby Oh no doubt. Whatever happens next is going to be deeply hilariousTrump suffocating to death in a pool of his own fluids weeks before the election would probably be the funniest thi… are the friends and willing allies of fascists
@thebretgee @writersdoing @notedpseud Unfortunately I can only give you a 9/10 for this because there is no mention of Lacan @CoasianBargain @alecuevas08 @writersdoing 100% king pimp @perfectlmao god its like staring into the sun @perfectlmao west wing no contest parks and rec was mostly just anodyne and masturbatorycalling the cops when This Is Spinal Tap comes on TV to tell them I'm being gaslighted @Lawson_Stewart1 @nomadvintage @not_a_heather This mf said Bernie or busy @PrettyBadLefty What’s out there, then? Just unlimited ocean?
@nightmare_works let's make this happen🚨HOT NEW FETISH CONCEPT: Findom Cucking🚨 You give all of your money to a mean but very attractive woman, who then g… stupidest thing ever stupidest shit dumbest fucking thing Jesus Christ fucking hell
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