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Jason @jason1749 Infinite Tarantula Island

The lobster has limited telepathy, though it cannot explain how it came to have this ability. // he/him bottom text

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Joined Twitter 6/21/07


Just a reminder that Bounding Into Comics is a far right website with ties to c*micsgate that you should absolutely… https://t.co/ZFPM3H4Cpp
Retweeted by JasonFirst, no she didn't Second, this is the same G*mer G*te textbook horse shit they've pulled on me and countless ot… https://t.co/AkUfyvB710
Retweeted by Jason @BenjaminBirdie would shank a man for a bamf doll @highway_62 @neokefka_99 https://t.co/bUBy3dagcL @neokefka_99 https://t.co/tDxoadgI2nhttps://t.co/LEM3BmNfWR
Retweeted by JasonOur heroes just mowing down waves of 8 year-olds. @thedenature Yup @bigredrobot It’s trash but good?Some real cool old school stop-motion stuff too.Another WEEKEND means another comic raffle! Please LIKE, RETWEET & be sure to FOLLOW ME for your chance to choose o… https://t.co/Alljmzdoyb
Retweeted by Jason @Prof_Matthew I do work. Sometimes.For my writing media criticism class this week's prompt is "favorite trash movie". So come on internet, what would… https://t.co/u138R7RvjN
Retweeted by Jason @Prof_Matthew Horror Express. Cushing and Lee in an Italian alien/zombie flick and Telly Savalas parachuting in wit… https://t.co/K1S2G5yhcxThis movie does have some baller matte paintings.Turned on SCREAMERS, I haven’t watched this movie in a long ass time. I miss when direct to video trash went to theaters.Somehow I missed this. https://t.co/onv0M4w8zQ
Retweeted by Jasonwe're nelson dunking on muncher https://t.co/jk4x2y0LNc
Retweeted by JasonGoddammit nerds WHAT DID YOU DO https://t.co/DSEOVolpbtscabby the rat. an elegant weapon for a more civilized age
Retweeted by Jason“Sounds like a bird but it’s a fucking ant.”Although I will give Jane Krakowski credit for what might be the best publicity denial I have seen in a looooong ti… https://t.co/FyO3lXpEgt
Retweeted by Jason @chance_second 9! @PeterSmart Thanks! @PeterSmart What app is this?Always credit the artist. https://t.co/JbNypwEud5
Retweeted by Jason @Lazybastid Yeah he hasn’t made an all the way good movie since THE GUEST but I am pulling for him. @sequentialmatt @kenlowery “Ken has had the Third Cocktail.” “Then all is lost.” @Lazybastid I hope KONG VS. GODZILLA takes some cues from it. @Notintheface1 I mean, I could probably turn my comic art collection into a few Rolexes and I’m broke.Hey Scarlet Witch, what’s your favorite sketch comedy show on Netflix? Is it ASTRONOMY CLUB? https://t.co/VV5ukrtBfD
Retweeted by Jason @LongTallJodie Yeah it was absolutely changed in post.Maybe the most crazy-making part of the Yang campaign is that some people are treating him and the lobbyists runnin… https://t.co/tGrzdSnHCS
Retweeted by JasonI refuse to believe that Charles Dance in KOTM isn’t Hiddleston’s character 50 years later. @kenlowery Ken, the Fourth Cocktail lurks. @Lazybastid I love this movie. @droog811 We literally just saw him on an episode of BANACEK.Fuck it: KONG: SKULL ISLAND.This is quite a headline https://t.co/UVEVsb6C5u
Retweeted by Jason @franzferdinand2 I did inherit both off of my dad’s real Tag Heuer and it’s knock off equivalent where the crest is crooked.The “IS THAT A ROLEX ON BIDEN’S WRIST” take has me thinking of my dad, a man who could absolutely afford a Rolex wh… https://t.co/kHgTwasvkICurrent list: https://t.co/ikQOaM29UB @bradcandoit Inside Macs? The cat is wearing a black turtleneck.Current Age: started keeping a notebook of movies I think “huh, I should watch that tonight” during the day then in… https://t.co/qMpFCwVP5uThe inside of every computer. https://t.co/vELKh2gtaNAh what the Hell. https://t.co/KtpzZCEwub
Retweeted by Jason @FrostyJane https://t.co/z3jxW86Ag6 @eugewarrock He’ll wear a visor for like five minutes before getting contacts that do the same thing and immediatel… https://t.co/ljw1U3o0juNJ dot com debunks Krakowski/Pillow Guy rumor started by British Daily Mail, finds Jersey angle for the Parsippany… https://t.co/BPjrbjMzOP
Retweeted by JasonOnly Chewbaccas can vote. https://t.co/XSJJVC7hrX
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@SashaMichelle89 https://t.co/KTmxgFLiEU
Retweeted by Jason @neokefka_99 I it’s not exactly what you’re looking for but it’s a bonkers 80’s horror movie so well in your wheelhouse. @neokefka_99 Have you seen DEATH SPA? @joedunn721 Phillistines!WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING? https://t.co/YIXyt6Ls2C
Retweeted by JasonNormalize Muncher @mikesterling @ARTofCOOP Soon: https://t.co/MkkJV4vUr2 @chance_second @TheOtherJeff @THE_Stefano_DLC “CHET HAZE-KENT GET OVER HERE”New Urasawa. https://t.co/83VzKmN27fA sign you’ve made a good viewing choice. https://t.co/W212zrnswG @THE_Stefano_DLC I hate even looking at these kids.Yup... Wolverine #50 definitely came out in 1991... https://t.co/Xep1xy475B
Retweeted by Jasonlol they seriously did it https://t.co/4S3r9NRwAB https://t.co/tXs6hdi6X5
Retweeted by Jason @THE_Stefano_DLC Stefano, watch JADE instead. @TheSickness85 The other side had a supermajority and couldn’t repeal ObamaCare because it was too popular. @TheSickness85 Yeah and the alternative is that nothing gets done?DC needs to get on a Barreto collection. https://t.co/UPeFGdtFwbBest part about working from home is clocking out at 5pm and taking a nap before fixing dinner.The "I didn't come up here to read" story is my fave about Gramp & @HenryLouisAaron, because it's SO true. Hank was… https://t.co/YUArm3SsSg
Retweeted by Jason @mikesterling @ARTofCOOP did you ever get over your chromium poisoning? @DerfBackderf @andrewfarago Yeah, I got that set and I'm glad that I have access to all three. I hate it when the d… https://t.co/S1854QvubD @TheOtherJeff @nicknewt whatever the first movie that I can go to see in a theater again will be the Best Movie I've Ever Seen @colonelnemo @THE_Stefano_DLC Still laughing that he got fired off his HBO show before it even started filming. @TheOtherJeff It just doesn't have a reason to exist past FRANCHISE IS. @THE_Stefano_DLC @colonelnemo Little bits work real well, like Vision casually picking up Thor's hammer but as a wh… https://t.co/354mXtwOuv @DieRobinsonDie @depechejoe "Egon's grandkids find his stuff" is very much an animated series.The Marvel Studios fanfare is just way, way too long to put in front of every episode of a 30ish minute TV show.
Retweeted by Jason @THE_Stefano_DLC @colonelnemo (I still maintain he should come back in GOTG3) @THE_Stefano_DLC @colonelnemo Spader was so good that it makes me wish Ultron would come back. @andrewfarago Blade Runner's directors cut is definitely the superior version.of course they drive directly into the midst of a Chinese New Year paradeWilliam Friedkin making a movie in San Francisco, "Well, of course I need to insert a crazy ass car chase." @Prof_Matthew @nicknewt I guarantee that t-shirt is custom. @TheDazzlingOne @PnxNotDed Pay the $5 to buy it on Vudu, you will watch it again.Good interview with @minakimes. Includes this background on the Jared Porter story. https://t.co/E2ZT6B3vvk https://t.co/UL2vzCuoe0
Retweeted by Jason @BenjaminBirdie YES @PnxNotDed @TheDazzlingOne https://t.co/SGe8YVXnCV @PnxNotDed @TheDazzlingOne oh my god it is incredibleSpoiler: It will be called Assassin's Creek, and you have to kill Dawson. https://t.co/haX2msmJ48
Retweeted by Jason @THE_Stefano_DLC I am into this. https://t.co/FakVDc9Mtt @THE_Stefano_DLC (also Kelly has said that if SOUTHLAND TALES is a success on rerelease, he wants to recut THE BOX) @THE_Stefano_DLC THE BOX was a Twilight Zone episode."It's a fuckhouse." @Sir__Duque @THE_Stefano_DLC OK, now I'm interested. https://t.co/VDxRDU00vJ @Sir__Duque @THE_Stefano_DLC oooooooooooWatching JADE (1995), the Governor of CA just threatened the DA with, "If this gets back to me you'll have as much… https://t.co/TmwoA7ZCJf @THE_Stefano_DLC Giving Toby Kebbell the line, "is that a monkey?" is very meta. @THE_Stefano_DLC Yeah, he just keeps missing making an all the way good one since those. @THE_Stefano_DLC I just want a King Ghidorah/Charles Dance hybrid. @THE_Stefano_DLC @ronchronchronch Cut to Catherine being like, "oh yeah he did"
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