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Two truths & a lie: ESPN/White Sox play-by-play man, wannabe Guy Montag biographer, Michael Pemulis's Dunlop rep. For speaking inquiries: mbaron@excelsm.com

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Minnie Miñoso is Cooperstown-bound. https://t.co/ZUD1VdCphc https://t.co/at9rKu6nJu
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12/5
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/ecBlX7quYb
12/4
2021
Today is the International Day of Persons with Disabilities. I have cerebral palsy. Often, people with disabiliti… https://t.co/Xp7N8PVZ5R
12/3
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/XFs8dxGhtfEvidently you can insult @RexHuppke and then talk to me or @petersagal or @hwinkler4real. Seems like what gamblers… https://t.co/F6sWfwt26E
12/1
2021
First person you think of….. https://t.co/9aNXYuqyId
11/29
2021
Next. https://t.co/wMQXQ5BF6O
11/28
2021
Next Saturday, noon ET, @NIU_Football and @KentStFootball for the @MACSports title. Andre, @paulcarcaterra and I w… https://t.co/rtGa9XenEVGame 21 tonight on @NBCSChicago. See you courtside with @Stacey21King. https://t.co/K3RWXgOmpA
11/27
2021
First person you think of….. https://t.co/c5LKkJmJtiOn ABC. https://t.co/VXlIREVZx0Cincinnati-ECU. 3:30 ET. See you there.
11/26
2021
Happy Thanksgiving from Nintendo’s Bubble Bobble. https://t.co/4SheycjhvQ
11/25
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/dvzj0N5ni7
11/24
2021
Two fun games. https://t.co/f9sBxJqfjJThe song that immediately makes a bad day good for you is….
11/23
2021
Love ya, @Jason1Goff https://t.co/AfKl61PFObBenny brought @Stacey21King a gift. Must have been watching. https://t.co/VN1UjzKc3J
11/22
2021
Halftime seems like a good time to say @Stacey21King and I will have the @chicagobulls and @nyknicks tonight on @NBCSChicago.
11/21
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/u3bjC2okGp
11/20
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/PJfa3QYNjI
11/18
2021
Today I learned that there is still one person who smokes in an airplane bathroom.
11/16
2021
Heck of a win by the @chicagobulls.Live action @ctsbulls @34billy42 https://t.co/EKlF3yYdGtFirst person you think of… https://t.co/5Jh2Q1XPYP
11/15
2021
After you’re done with Red Zone, @Stacey21King and I have @chicagobulls-@LAClippers tonight. 8:30 CT, @NBCSChicago.
11/14
2021
My cab driver just slammed on the brakes on the 110…. …..in order to show me a low-flying fighter jet. Evidently,… https://t.co/nC4Yqz8WC4
11/13
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/HodSi7Sxsk
11/12
2021
Couldn’t have been more wrong. Person of the Day is now: Lady in plane aisle who just said into her phone “I ju… https://t.co/6rpUn6269fWhen the pangram seems impossible https://t.co/7WzxqnRugJLast three songs: Crazy, K-Ci and JoJo Sandy, John Travolta (Grease) Wild World, Mr. Big (Cover) Based on these,… https://t.co/ljNtNAXlFeUber driver who just used Shazam for K-Ci and JoJo’s Crazy will not be beat for Best Person of the Day
11/11
2021
One page in the AL East Encyclopedia? https://t.co/TVRAzDeU2v
11/10
2021
Just aced the 2000s 49ers 3rd & 12 Incomplete Pass Bee https://t.co/Xppw3lC1AE
11/9
2021
My friend @paulcarcaterra is a tremendous reporter and outstanding dad. https://t.co/5CLHE8H9eH
11/7
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/sEXiun2t2nOur city. Will be down there for @chicagobulls tonight with @Stacey21King. https://t.co/2Pila3AuTm
11/6
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/j1FIjCfxl2.@BCFootball's annual Red Bandanna game is a very special college football tradition. #ForWelles Worth checking o… https://t.co/BIkCmvJ9Fu
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11/5
2021
I’m sure the radio station my Uber driver is listening to has a name, but it can best be described as “B96 on the way to high school”
11/3
2021
You don’t say. https://t.co/CdZCBHFG0N
10/30
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/71z7R4kObsHalloween costumes based on the pictures: @paulcarcaterra: Conniving West Wing aide Me: Overeager lifeguard https://t.co/UT2rmdJMnA
10/29
2021
Just landed in Tulsa, which is yet another city that makes me think of the @ThisAmerLife “Hello Calgary” story from 2014.
10/28
2021
Fun @chicagobulls.
10/26
2021
Leftover from Saturday. What a scene. https://t.co/iDRgUrycV0
10/25
2021
Let’s re-name the refrigerator/freezer. https://t.co/V7rb6tLRkD
10/24
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/oBzxx5NLX5Good luck, @ReceDavis.
10/23
2021
Guy on plane had his ringtone set to Emergency Alert System Test. I presume he went to his seat and interrupted th… https://t.co/o0SALT4wLKSomeone should hire @Mike_Ferrin ASAP. https://t.co/oRyaH0EMHw @petersagal @GregMcElroy @Katie_George05 You and @TimAnderson7 said the same thing when I said “Tuscaloosa”Off to Tuscaloosa for the weekend to see the Vols and Tide Saturday. Joe Tessitore has boxing, so @GregMcElroy and… https://t.co/SI3euj3rdy
10/21
2021
This is amazing. Vince Velasquez did not throw anyone out at my home. https://t.co/0MLrqCKCJhNever got anyone. Online rep handled it. Final total: Five hours, 28 minutes, 19 seconds. https://t.co/z88oXX9DLr https://t.co/mcXMNWa6x3I’ve contacted the company through DM and their website customer service area. They tell me to call the number w… https://t.co/Z0DJdpu68tWe are now over 4 hours. If you haven’t already, please start making friendly wagers with people you know about… https://t.co/rj5PTNbxRtCrossed the 3-hour mark. Been on hold longer than: Lucas Giolito’s no-hitter (2:23) The average flight from Chica… https://t.co/RJuro5n6r1What the longest you’ve ever waited on hold for anything? https://t.co/48oVg7MClA
10/20
2021
Press and: Tyler Herro pops out? De Niro and Pacino appear? Something else? https://t.co/hrKzFLTRzgThis is as genuinely kind of a man as you will ever meet. Here’s to @DickieV healing and being the force for goo… https://t.co/fZrCjTkV39Congrats to the @chicagosky. In ‘06, I called @DePaulWBBHoops games. Season ended in sweet 16 in San Antonio v. L… https://t.co/NqxouT6s6q
10/18
2021
Pitt/VT. 3:30 ET/2:30 CT. ESPN2. (We already played first person you think of here this year, but you’re welcome… https://t.co/CiK5gZuQkz
10/16
2021
CHICAGO, IL—Local Man Who Argues For Actual Check Swing Rule Falls Asleep During Game, Wakes Up To Mentions
10/15
2021
This is just marvelous. https://t.co/pv53282lKiOne last look at a stadium closed for ‘21 too soon. Thanks for having me in your lives, @whitesox fans. Here’s… https://t.co/b9RL8QEbiJ
10/13
2021
This place is very loud.Here we go. https://t.co/X33ibNrnrn
10/12
2021
Truth. https://t.co/G6IQDa7Lz4See ya tomorrow.Bummer.Dear @chicagobulls airplane Wi-Fi: Thank you for being strong enough to stream Major League Baseball. Sincerely, Me.This game is not healthy for the heart.If this pace continues, I’ll be home from Cleveland with the @chicagobulls in time to watch the final 9 outs from 35th and Shields.Sent text to friends at game that said “Looks nuts there” Leury Garcia homer Text back: “Now it is”
10/11
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/jnaQZnAoTVHope tonight is a great night at the park.So, how about you pregame for the @whitesox by watching @Stacey21King and me call the @chicagobulls? I assume… https://t.co/Xwwxb1GhnF
10/10
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/egobpKYliY
10/9
2021
Teams who outhomered opponents in the postseason last year were 35-5, as we mentioned Tuesday night. https://t.co/5aftBCrrfdHi, Pito.Luis Robert's take of that first-pitch breaking ball is really good sign, for him and for the team.Let’s go.
10/8
2021
Good morning. The @whitesox playoffs start today.
10/7
2021
Today is #WorldCerebralPalsyDay. Rather than try to fix the world in one tweet or something, I'll say this: Give… https://t.co/PxSM93jZfjIt is a true joy of my professional life to call @mike_petriello and @PerezEd Statcast teammates. They are egoless… https://t.co/Lp35MpkkRtEvery game we do is do much fun. I could not possibly name everyone who makes it possible. Thanks for watching. https://t.co/pwUJGCm5XZ
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10/6
2021
First person you think of…. https://t.co/Hm7diFiNk5Tonight before our Statcast ESPN2 AL Wild Card game, join us at 7:30 ET for Baseball Tonight. Mostly because we… https://t.co/NO3hDNtZXhSo hey, we're doing the Statcast Sox/Yankees on ESPN2 tonight. We're going to have lots of fun graphics and numbers… https://t.co/ZJZmkcf8x7
Retweeted by Jason BenettiStatcast Team assemble @PerezEd @mike_petriello https://t.co/s0YfgjJ77n @mike_petriello I already ate, thanks. You want a heat map? @mike_petriello Stop tweeting at me from a floor above me.Going here. https://t.co/XRrBKdlASK https://t.co/DPOLzhWAgp
10/5
2021
Sunday night home playoff opener. https://t.co/1D1dlUOr3tTrue. https://t.co/rRMlUpDBv8To those who know him well, @stevestone is a fiercely loyal friend. Steve also cares deeply for the game of baseba… https://t.co/fx9sS3pqlx
10/4
2021
Thanks for watching. Here's to 11 more @whitesox wins.
10/3
2021

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