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@MikeCooperRP @gralefrit Elsewhere: Deke Demeza Putan Golliwood Heike Zanderplatz Nancy Glancey (Jonathan’s cousin) Gay Scandall @MikeCooperRP @gralefrit Apostrophe issues: Tim Pott-D’Ictator Prof Vanessa Odessa
10/20
2019
MARCHERS! Our famous banners from @JasonHazeley & @gralefrit are available for download to one and all for tomorrow… https://t.co/FAybj7VMqL
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10/18
2019
This is vital — and terribly upsetting — reporting by @IsobelYeung. https://t.co/DdCzAHqMjL
10/16
2019
Been trying the one-line pitch for Ludwig. 'Birdspotter sees precious robot egg violinist.' It's got SUCCESS written all over it.
10/14
2019
Just heard the sad news that Stephen Moore has died. He WAS Marvin, the Paranoid Android. He was a fine actor in th… https://t.co/X52tJf8m5x
Retweeted by Jason Hazeley @MikeCooperRP @gralefrit Ravon Aironet Ian Ozenthrote Yusra Trenchant Glyn de Bourne Kimberley Wildberley Iwona Rag… https://t.co/uhCf7gwqZQ
10/12
2019
More Agendum tonight, one and all. And tonight it's episode three, 'Meltdown'. Get it while it's hot. https://t.co/aqHf9P9vUs
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10/10
2019
Historians of Paris: what is this, outside a Parisian apartment doorway? https://t.co/V5RnmOhkF2Going through old papers. Frustratingly this is all I can find of this script. Because my sister and I used to use… https://t.co/pCjb8U2Sj2
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10/9
2019
@MikeCooperRP @gralefrit Errata: Carol Service Michael Bumm Ferdy Requiem Luke Walmsley Mart Bergenberg Susan Socks Nesta Vipers Gruntus
10/8
2019
The last Ladybird from the geniuses @gralefrit & @JasonHazeley SAD! Make Ladybird Great Again! Signed copies avai… https://t.co/eLxO2DOqCj
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10/7
2019
A reminder, if you’ve not had the pleasure, ⁦@gralefrit⁩ & ⁦@JasonHazeley⁩’s brilliant Nordic Noirhaha ANGSTROM sta… https://t.co/RVWiMt6HjR
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10/5
2019
@SasaWrites @CadburyUK @HildenOaks @PoetryDayUK @framleyexaminer Kindness & Sons, S. xxx @miller_anne GOT MINE TODAY. Every shade of excited xxx @SasaWrites @CadburyUK @HildenOaks @PoetryDayUK @framleyexaminer You’re too good for that, Cleverclogs. xxx @SasaWrites @CadburyUK @HildenOaks @PoetryDayUK This is WONDERFUL in about fifteen ways, Saša. xxxIn Manchester earlier today, this made me smile my sodding chops sore. What a nod to one of our very best.… https://t.co/YvlRnTEWJN @MrPhilNorman @WhenIsBirths I (hello) also wang on about it here. https://t.co/euqIHQ2246Here’s some of the sheet music to tonight’s #Agendum — R4, 11pm. https://t.co/ofUKlkvlRE
10/3
2019
One article on #Trump you’ll actually enjoy reading! Brilliant piece by @JasonHazeley and @gralefrit in the… https://t.co/HSNqsqUn5D
Retweeted by Jason Hazeley“Trump was impossible; there were 15,000 images in the Ladybird archive but nobody in history has ever looked like… https://t.co/cjsYuZGl3E
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10/1
2019
New series of Agendum starts tonight on R4. A strong and stable beacon of sanity in a world gone mad (or, for balan… https://t.co/XgZb8pf85a
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9/26
2019
@robertkatz61 @jounwin Foggy Jo is clearer than Clear Me any day of the week.
9/24
2019
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9/23
2019
20-09-19 Dear Young People, thank you for believing the world can be saved. My generation thought that too once. S… https://t.co/zxRc1iOagp
Retweeted by Jason Hazeley @peteheat Grats, amigo. Will hit you up for a one-on-one cardmaster session, you talented fucker. xxx
9/20
2019
MINIMALISM KLAXON https://t.co/2jogmEHeYa
9/19
2019
@GiantGnomes @archivetvmus71 Wow. No. New to me. You seen this, @mrneilforsyth? @pipterino @gralefrit https://t.co/LfXgrWpAIU
9/15
2019
Don't forget... RULE OF THREE welcomes Tom Neenan to talk Shaun of the Dead at the London Podcast Festival on Satur… https://t.co/LO0x6y4cyt
Retweeted by Jason Hazeley @YPLAC @marquisatwork @MooseAllain @Coldwar_Steve Grats, amigo xxxHARMONIUM WHEEZE! NEW EPISODE KLAXON! Writer, comedian and ‘Absolutely’ legend Jack Docherty tips his hat to cult h… https://t.co/f5gPueLxNI
Retweeted by Jason HazeleyGUESTS CONFIRMED KLAXON!! Joining us for the first ever live recording of @TracyAnnO’s #trolled at the… https://t.co/j4NrI4vaJX
Retweeted by Jason Hazeley @guywalters No no no. ‘Drop’ is intransitive. The Album dropped. Oasis didn’t drop it. #OrMaybeThatChanged
8/30
2019
@revkatebottley @rubesbottley Arbor Mosaic. Truly, life is treating you like a Maharani. xxxTOM/SHAUN. The new Fosse/Verdon. Or Frost/Nixon. Or Hull/Parkinson. https://t.co/rY7SWccNC2 @jennycolgan Trying to place it. Beethoven sonata in C minor?#shoespoon https://t.co/AKiVjwpboK @NadiaKamil I’m confident you can get this trending. #shoespoon @fellfromfiction @ruleofthreepod Can we make our banana skin sassier? It’s so *nearly* there.Ooh! The perfect gift for anyone who wants to know everything in the world but was up until now intimidated by the… https://t.co/mwob84wFsS
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8/28
2019
All right. If you insist. Tsk. https://t.co/A98G7bG3vd @paulsilkywhite GO FINGERS GO! @profanityswan Have you seen the whole show, Andy? It’s ACES.Minimalism Changed My Life #TonesAndDrones opens @southbankcentre on Sat 28th Sep, and then @BridgewaterHall Wed 2n… https://t.co/wfMPGQzC4D
Retweeted by Jason Hazeley @iainlee Wasn’t there (and I’m reaching way high here) a very good R4 doc about them some years back? Or did I dream that?Unmissable new film from the master #JonathanMeades tonight - #FrancoBuilding completes his set on the buildings of… https://t.co/mZ4zS21HdB
Retweeted by Jason Hazeley @nadineshah @QMagazine Brava, Cleverclogs. Well deserved. xxx @benpartridge There’s a newish sort of food hall opposite the station. Might be called Market Something. Looks decent enough.45, in a nutshell. Bravo, @jdawsey1 and @washingtonpost. https://t.co/LpU7H6L1cU @clairywoowoo @Jo_dB That /is/ a thing, isn't it? @clairywoowoo @Jo_dB A woman sat next to me on a flight once clipped her toenails. I was flabbergasted. @VienneseStrudel @MJowen174 @robinince Enormous tubs of love to you both. This has been a very humbling start to the day. xxx @MJowen174 @robinince Hear, hear. @EatMyHalo @gralefrit Grats, amigo xxx
8/27
2019
Rufus is quite right: this is dynamite radio. Gets crunchier and crunchier. Goosebumps agogo. https://t.co/UDzcwJFgm4 @davecribb I’m clinging to every syllable of this thread like it’s the end of the Third Test. @ellardent Christ. @davecribb #thuglife
8/26
2019
@simonblackwell Courage, mon brave. Fake it ‘til you make it. @gilliandarley What a sparkling review, Gillian. Brava xxx @Sk8obsesd @SurreyAmps My OH overheard this. “See those police officers? See how short they are? That’s because of the EU.”“It’s perfectly simple. They’re wrong.” — Noël Coward, standard response to any critic’s adverse opinion @katejhewson Kate Kate KATE — this this THIS. It’s delightful, and with a lovely final flourish. https://t.co/eq4IAVX9Di
8/24
2019
If you’ve not heard @InsideComedian, please do - it’s one of the most joyous comedy interview podcasts out there. https://t.co/vWus0BIFwU.
Retweeted by Jason Hazeley @jonathancoe Christ’s shit. What a roaring bellend. @AnnieRUnderwood @CliveAndrews THANK YOU TEAM BRAINS. xxx
8/23
2019
@tubbsmcguire ‘“Oh and my bum THE END.” @CliveAndrews Sounds about right.Publishing types: I’m used to reading uncorrected proofs, with their holes and placeholders and that — but why is t… https://t.co/DwnDM3PsZ7Can't tell you how much I enjoyed discussing The Royle Family of @ruleofthreepod. Caroline Aherne will always be my… https://t.co/lCSgg4bSvz
Retweeted by Jason Hazeley @jondrytay Could well be.Splendid final line by @jetfury. Happy birthday, Dummy. https://t.co/IprrHe3ged#Dummy25 22/08/1994 https://t.co/lD0logm5bh
Retweeted by Jason HazeleyMYAAAARSE! NEW EPISODE KLAXON! Comedian & writer @josierones celebrates the warm dent left in the national sofa by… https://t.co/JWG6sf9tvo
Retweeted by Jason HazeleySone good news. https://t.co/WLS7WPMvYA
8/22
2019
The mighty @GrimWord must have too much time on his generous hands, because he has built a Google Map of all the pl… https://t.co/ULGDtsSKeK @AndyStanton15 Kids. Buffet. Stress. It's all about the hash browns, baby. @AndyStanton15 ‘Fish finger’ sandwich dial-up?
8/21
2019
@bernardlhughes The morons behind me are discussing how the conductor’s gestures tell the orchestra WHAT NOTES TO P… https://t.co/TqLKPhsTMWFirst Prom of the year (Amériques, Belshazzar’s Feast et al.) and someone here is wearing about FIVE FUCKING LITRES… https://t.co/kamMu4L1li @Writerer Any idea if it’s possible to cancel a seagull? @CharlieMcKenzi3 Multiple identity crises.
8/20
2019
COMING ON THURSDAY! Comedian and writer @josierones on the warm dent left in the national sofa by The Royle Family… https://t.co/IiXQBzT04Y
Retweeted by Jason Hazeley @petercmoore @ruleofthreepod @robertpopper @gralefrit Didn't know this! @IfNotforBen Oh GOOD. That’s excellent news. I’ve heard many tales of people being bought multiple copies of the sa… https://t.co/pLlkpixcZd @IfNotforBen Eek. You’re in Canada, right? And there are 33 books. That sounds like a bastard shipping charge, let… https://t.co/FzvewgaIbBMy wife left her violin on the 18.07 London to Uckfield train last night. It was in a blue case and it's her liveli… https://t.co/VOFUJRQ1J6
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8/19
2019
Remind you of anything? https://t.co/GhiVHLSjLG
Retweeted by Jason Hazeley...to the New Walk Museum in Leicester for 'The wonderful world of the Ladybird book artists' exhibition. For those… https://t.co/Kv9auKpTdz
Retweeted by Jason Hazeley @AndyGilder @MJowen174 Pub Both Legs. Not a patch on Hopscotch Spaghetti Caravan. @MJowen174 I did wonder about asking someone to code one. (Beyond me.) Maybe this is a gig for @robmanuel... @MJowen174 My 14yo asked me what I’d call my craft beer. I said, ‘Just three random words,’ and, off the top of my… https://t.co/b6DA8ADGjJ⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/vpiF7JShex @jetfury Mate. Got back from mine this week. Immediately hit the lows.No sign of the cricket. https://t.co/Cvkc6lWQ7S @webofevil Royal Commission. Criminal prosecution. Parliamentary committee. Take your pick. @MrTimDunn @RIBA @Anniemole Conversely (perversely?) there’s this at Gare du Nord. https://t.co/ufBBoOnShx @SteveDoherty1 Had them for the first time recently. Very quickly had them again. WIN.
8/18
2019

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