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Professional faker. Amateur human. Failed deatheater. Tightly-clad space pilot. Commie. Angel Hunter. Don't even. https://t.co/mWgfcgo5Cz

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Joined Twitter 8/14/09


I’m in. Or out, rather. I’m so used to antisemitic hatred, caricature and conspiracy theories from governments, l… https://t.co/ybi5hxFZQ1
7/26
2020
Woke up and, stupidly, been in bed doomscrolling for 2 hours now. Let’s all just move to New Zealand. The sheep… https://t.co/gFjotPgoV7So great. Thank you Mr. Winslow. https://t.co/6nlmUMh5I6
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7/25
2020
Just in case you missed any of this week’s good news. The citizens of the UK are in safe hands. Possibly a finger.… https://t.co/Mrjt2BV9AUThis is that terrifying moment in #TheShining when you realise Jack’s been psychopathic from the beginning. It’s g… https://t.co/tx4NlP81x6
7/24
2020
Want to feel pride and admiration for a stranger? Put aside 9 minutes and 51 seconds and watch. Making sure my daug… https://t.co/FL9Jc94uqdComparisons between #Trump and Hitler were always too easy, lazy and alarmist. No longer. This is an illegal, unacc… https://t.co/6X6gyUe7FL
7/23
2020
At this time of terrible division and tribalism, one of the few rays of hope is that everyone in the world can at l… https://t.co/KKYXsxrzXnOk you’ve seen this before, but wouldn’t you rather smile than consider #Trump’s puke-swallowingly insincere piroue… https://t.co/HWSEar1VAB
7/22
2020
#ThePatriot was in theaters 20 years ago today. Initially not a huge success it’s subsequently become a classic hol… https://t.co/pNIEwRDXLD
7/21
2020
Nobody should anthropomorphise a virus. It’s childish and unscientific. But this evil little fucker’s spikes are… https://t.co/l9HgMwAQry
7/19
2020
I know of no man with more courage than John Lewis. He was a giant walking among us. When I saw him, I couldn’t hel… https://t.co/OshqnhBOkJ
Retweeted by Jason IsaacsA great man of the 20th and 21st centuries has died. @repjohnlewis lived his life as an example to all. He lived an… https://t.co/82q2h8JW56Vital news from CDC released yesterday: Two hairstylists in Springfield MO developed Covid symptoms. Kept working… https://t.co/sUaViMcLbR
Retweeted by Jason IsaacsWe study the horrors of Auschwitz and the Srebrenica massacre & convince ourselves that we would’ve intervened. W… https://t.co/RZ4OjKWHNR
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7/18
2020
https://t.co/PAEt56B09qTaking part in a @TheaterofWar reading tonight in aid of veteran’s PTSD charity @Bravehounds. Greek tragedy as a sc… https://t.co/ZD0L7dkhzwWhy did the hackers who hijacked so many celebrity accounts to ask for money not pose as #Trump? Easy: their fake t… https://t.co/ulIDXLX6AF
7/16
2020
Some of the most vulnerable and helpless people in the world live in refugee camps and war-torn countries and are n… https://t.co/rq0i8nUlDr
7/15
2020
There's ill-informed, there's confused and then there's plankton. The science is simple. You don't have to be.… https://t.co/CACTm9KVJv
7/14
2020
Ever wondered how to make a devastating argument clearly and forcefully without rancor or childishness? Wonder no m… https://t.co/m87iI6vKmKTaiwan has *6* active COVID cases, per Worldometers. 7 people have died. The last reported death was May 11. Mor… https://t.co/pccHt1jGW4
Retweeted by Jason IsaacsTrump acts to protect veterans when he learns Covid19 can spread through flatulence. https://t.co/niGYJSbB6LRecent friends: “It’s just like crossing the road - a calculated risk” “I mean who’s dying? It’s old people and fa… https://t.co/xZKIJeG1nm
7/12
2020
Did you know that Katie Hopkins & Tommy Robinson are dating each other? https://t.co/1Gnog2MumD
Retweeted by Jason Isaacshttps://t.co/SOsPezX4pPhttps://t.co/XFErFjs4a6https://t.co/QpdF9YJK9Lhttps://t.co/b2miojkKHthttps://t.co/fBe1eAPfMSIn a change from normal agitation and cogitation, I've been publicizing #Scoob all week. Here's an utterly indulge… https://t.co/aY8Riie6CPHow to cognitive https://t.co/YM51OJ58qA
Retweeted by Jason IsaacsThe best thing I have seen in a long time. Was asked in an interview today for @thebigissue’s… https://t.co/GnKcEXqNKIThere’s a difficult struggle coming up when a workable vaccine is found. With other’s worst instincts, yes, but als… https://t.co/xlRxcreF8H
7/10
2020
We have a Malfoy family reunion for Chapter Fourteen! @JasonsFolly, @TomFelton AND Helen McCrory read 'Norbert the… https://t.co/9cqZMoEj2M
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7/8
2020
I’m so unused to interviews where people tell the truth. Here’s my friend ⁦@thandienewton⁩ unvarnished in all her t… https://t.co/17gd9cKdR4
7/7
2020
I'm with you girl. Fuck them and their selfish desire to protect their patients and slow the spread of a killer dis… https://t.co/TxJNDuMZBf
7/5
2020
You want might want to take a look at the very bottom of this chart before going to the pub today #4thofJulyhttps://t.co/YpYmwosR7O
Retweeted by Jason IsaacsYou're welcome. #July4th #independenceday2020 https://t.co/NrR0pknzTpI am so sick of all this media fearmongering. ONS says 0.04% are infected. If every pub has 40 people in it you hav… https://t.co/3aouzobDcx
Retweeted by Jason IsaacsWith a publicist's eye, tousled twat @BorisJohnson chose #IndependenceDay to open up the UK with virtually no restr… https://t.co/VHppUIZmZh
7/4
2020
If you’re lucky enough to have a pension, you can help the world emerge from this crisis healthier. Insist on inves… https://t.co/bZJn6rvXdl
7/3
2020
Ghislaine Maxwell’s arrest means today is a very bad day for Trump. Retweet to make it worse.… https://t.co/dOMDnzy3GT
Retweeted by Jason IsaacsHappy birthday to the name-mispronounciest, comedy-deaf-earriest, wilfully-obscure-referenciest, quiffiest, skiffli… https://t.co/mJTzFfbYEr
7/2
2020
Having a tough day? 5 year old Tony's raised a fortune walking on the prosthetic legs he had fitted when his own we… https://t.co/Z4tIiTLzR2
7/1
2020
now I can go to bed with a smile on my face. https://t.co/Q8oYQvsluPHe's a doctor, he's an ex-Navy seal, he's an anti-abortion, pro-gun dude with a jawline you only see in cartoons. H… https://t.co/yayZtsAGZ9My idol, Carl Reiner, wrote about the human comedy. He had a deeper understanding of the human condition, than I th… https://t.co/sDSWtVZKSu
Retweeted by Jason IsaacsBeautiful story about a comedy god who died today but whose joyously anarchic brilliance will live forever. I devou… https://t.co/W2Wa4sjgZI
6/30
2020
My grandson at the premiere of #ThePatriot 20 yrs ago today. People are always telling me their history teachers sh… https://t.co/xiru9TBQHsIt's the only thing IN my diary. (then I'll follow it up by watching @StefTsitsipas win Wimbledon.) https://t.co/CSygIgQrSp
6/27
2020
The brilliant @sarahcpr makes the grotesque overlap of planet-sized megalomania and black hole of ignorance utterly… https://t.co/TdCBulEmKaTo the maskless marauding hordes who've given up on it all, some simple translation of Borisese: "People need thei… https://t.co/HJfku0tJNLSports shouldn’t matter at times like this, but it’s times like this when we need joy more than ever. For us fans a… https://t.co/YJTzO2Sg0w
6/26
2020
The mystery whereabouts of Britain's most garlanded stage actor, the mighty #SimonRussellBeale has been solved. He'… https://t.co/5NGrTXqhw4
6/24
2020
How to empty seat https://t.co/SxDJ5M1sdN
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6/22
2020
The fact that you read my comment and cared enough to respond says quite a lot about yours. https://t.co/Ev6wXZD4BiIt turns out though it was #GenZ geniuses that led #Trump’s henchmen to expect a million people packing the streets… https://t.co/I0xVkJqHV1Teenage girls booking out all the tickets for #Trump’s #SpinalTap comeback rally and leaving his rancid bile echoin… https://t.co/8bEaFjMMsPTo the dads of teenagers who’ve found the balance between providing healthy boundaries and allowing them to make mi… https://t.co/zLmBY4n9amTwitticisms aside, I had to switch off #Trump’s hate-fest because it was depressing on so many levels. That this fa… https://t.co/z6k5WSDxtUOver 100,000 Americans are dead of a plague, the economy will be worse than the Great Depression, grotesque racial… https://t.co/ZR497FrlLMThis is an entire speech about all the ways that Trump is a victim, delivered in the middle of a pandemic, an econo… https://t.co/GlDYH2ECtX
Retweeted by Jason IsaacsThe Nazi comparisons are lazy journalism. Only in content: Nuremberg was sold out and Hitler wasn’t wearing a corse… https://t.co/dNAzW9KHEMTo all my Republican friends gathering in Tulsa to hear He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Shamed sing his own praises, I beg you… https://t.co/UzYG70wWgx
6/21
2020
I know we’re all scared and there’s a plague wreaking havoc while idiots invite a 2nd wave but it’s… https://t.co/yNya0JEPZm
6/20
2020
Oh. They're only paying from noon PST on Wednesday till midnight so tweet then or you're tweeting into the great vo… https://t.co/CaV2KK6yQFIt's a win-win-win! @cbsallaccess is streaming a bunch of carefully curated #StarTrek eps for free and donating $1… https://t.co/I5IZqGEf6HTo my fellow Brits, many of whom heard “Please earn money” as “Go batshit - there’s a cure!” We have 100s of people… https://t.co/7odFRkDVWF
6/17
2020
Happy Birthday @realDonaldTrump. Great to see @TrumpDeathClock featured in this blazing birthday tribute as just on… https://t.co/1klvEEHxEB
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Retweeted by Jason IsaacsHey #Trump, you pathologically selfish, racist, sexist, lying, broken parody of a human. No happy returns for you w… https://t.co/iBxxgbh4sVAbsolutely no idea https://t.co/BJJP4mgC0K
Retweeted by Jason IsaacsNot the story you’ll read everywhere or the pictures you’ll see on the news. Life is complicated but some things ar… https://t.co/HSM6aicXBM
6/14
2020
Joyce Wagner spent two years in a nazi death camp. If anyone understands racism and fascism it’s this remarkable, i… https://t.co/O0ypFkyZc8
6/8
2020
For those generous souls who asked what I'd like for a present, please take that instinct and use it to be of servi… https://t.co/AmG7S7cT8UA huge virtual hug to all of the lovely folk who wished me a happy lockdown birthday yesterday. My teenage daughter… https://t.co/AvCUzzxsO1
6/7
2020
If Shakespeare had a Magnum moustache. @robdelaney https://t.co/9uStGs34PNWant to think about something positive for a minute? Help raise money for @BigIssue vendors who’ve been hit hard by… https://t.co/7AK5HWIicJI can't enter (damn) but ooohh *IMAGINE* hanging out (virtually) with @jasonsfolly @RealHughJackman magnificent… https://t.co/pqQ784dE6g
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6/4
2020
Has the world ever needed leaders more? The contrast between the measured, human and inspiring words of… https://t.co/5jnLQmPByshttps://t.co/QWKeg575uZ
6/1
2020
In apocalypse news, the UK govt has suddenly declared that 2.2 million vulnerable people are now welcome to go out… https://t.co/EIP9qPbw7EIt's not for me to tell anyone how to react to the casual execution of #GeorgeFloyd. I only know that the White Sup… https://t.co/qX1K4zeLuX
5/31
2020
There's no politics in having the worst covid19 death rate per capita in the world, health workers dying for want o… https://t.co/Ejcl1ASquWUntil there are treatments or a vaccine, testing, tracing and isolating is the only route out of this. Even though… https://t.co/nBcC6fKt0R
5/28
2020
Why @BorisJohnson backing the ludicrous lies of chief PM whisperer @DominicCumins matters, is that to control this… https://t.co/z20VIMKEDBFor a concoted fiction, based around when he'd been spotted in public, the jenga tower of rationalisations that Dom… https://t.co/TyOuhtVQeY
5/26
2020
So #DominicCummings took his wife and son in the car, driving 30 mins to #BarnardCastle on her birthday, hung out o… https://t.co/u1hLGDcMj8To everyone who just endured hours of me ranting on @tiktok_uk, thanks so much for your donations to… https://t.co/PdEWV4Si8OFor my confused US friends: the prime minister’s closest adviser, who is known to be the lying, cheating, corrupt p… https://t.co/55W1nRcq6o
5/25
2020
Monday at 7pm UK time on @tiktok_uk Me. Live. Digging myself professional holes, sharing lockdown lunacy and sweari… https://t.co/46SIqdBd1E
5/24
2020
He may be the foremost film critic in the English speaking world but to me he’ll always be that kid from school wit… https://t.co/GqfnjODmpz
5/21
2020
The great @NorahJones blesses us some joy. I can go to bed now and try to forget the thuggish president, the scarec… https://t.co/dNjXLr5rYySorcery. Of the best kind. https://t.co/GF04i5EYY1
5/20
2020
Incompetence, inhumanity and insanity. Our lives are currently being maintained and saved by the very people this f… https://t.co/CKuUPikGVdMeanwhile, back in the old country, I just saw 4 young women meet up on the tennis court in my local park, hug each… https://t.co/au0zXaAJq0It couldn’t be connected with his desperate need to distract from his catastrophic handling of the coronavirus cris… https://t.co/7hRZg7yCuGAdmit it - you’re not shocked when #Trump says that he might fire all the inspectors general who check the abuse of… https://t.co/2QRknGJKpc
5/19
2020
Still time to register for this @BIFA_film event tonight, where the director, composer, designer, director of photo… https://t.co/JAhMDt9VKh
5/15
2020

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