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Average Jo @jayme_m_2000 Missouri, USA

welcome to the lovely trainwreck that I call my Twitter page.

242 Following   40 Followers   1,400 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/12/08


@MirandaSings Which is worse.... Onions or lettuce?
12/1
2020
@angelgirl1077 Happy Monday!!
11/30
2020
@MagicalOverload All the time
11/28
2020
Happy Thanksgiving to those of you that celebrate. To those of you that don't, Happy Thursday! I hope you all have… https://t.co/egD6QvJ6yn @MagicalOverload Cranberry sauce..... @MagicalOverload That I never gave up when things looked impossible.Feeling like a worthless POS tonight. Leave me something uplifting... #areyouok #sadtweets #Uplift
11/26
2020
@lyv0n I don't trust the government or media at all
11/25
2020
@angelgirl1077 Trapped with my ex. We honestly ended on pretty good terms and still talk occasionally so it wouldn't be so horrible.
11/23
2020
@angelgirl1077 Failure
11/22
2020
Forget taking your bra off at the end of the day as the best feeling ever... For me it's taking off my too small pl… https://t.co/aLGIh8jknG @MagicalOverload Cinnamon toast crunch or fruity pebblesDiary-ugh (n) A diary filled with shitty stories cause everything blows and your life's a total mess.
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11/20
2020
@MagicalOverload Pop
11/19
2020
@MirandaSings It's the worst! @lyv0n I'd definitely read that book
11/14
2020
@MirandaSings It exists solely for me to feed to my rabbit... And to torture me when taco bell forgets to leave it off of my taco.https://t.co/wDbrEhncaQ
11/13
2020
"Witch," he whispered, his voice low and deep. She gazed at him, under his thrall, unable to move or break free.… https://t.co/euHtAopWtG
Retweeted by Average JoHeck yeah https://t.co/LswM4ThPBG
11/12
2020
@MagicalOverload Spoiling the people I love and care aboutCactus under the desert sun you #transpire Harsh dry, will there be rain Why must you drown in sorrow to feel al… https://t.co/Qmjsv0qFqk
Retweeted by Average JoHappy Veterans day to all of the military veterans! Your dedication and sacrifices haven't gone unnoticed and I'm e… https://t.co/WDOLypRhqZI think I have this https://t.co/DpVygDzyCz
11/11
2020
Oh, good. The dragon-dog from The Never Ending Story had mated with a bat and had a baby. https://t.co/IMDLqXXjYW
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11/10
2020
@2ndHandBookery Myself lol. Technically my middle name is Jo, but it still counts.Do not let people so not worthy of your time and effort dull your shine.
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11/6
2020
@lyv0n Happens to me every year. I get 2-3 months off work for summer break and every time I have to go back to wor… https://t.co/A464JGVN60 @MagicalOverload A picture of my receipt from the bar last night lol https://t.co/nCrRc57v6X
11/5
2020
Has 2020 shown you the same thing it’s shown me?  Through pandemics, pain, prejudice, protests and presidential ele… https://t.co/o3mAjKXGO1
Retweeted by Average Jo @MagicalOverload Depends on my mood, but usually chicken. Or like yesterday I had both lol @MagicalOverload Everything. I'm already stressed about life in general, throw in the election and "aunt flo's" mon… https://t.co/wHtsNIp4SZLook! It’s Arnold Schwarzenegger’s patronus. #WednesdayFeelings https://t.co/X7yk2PMfGP
Retweeted by Average JoI just want to hold your hand, snuggle and look into your eyes.
Retweeted by Average JoMy obligatory "I voted" photo! https://t.co/ansnC5QEVW
11/4
2020
Elisabeth Bathory supposedly bathed in blood to stay youthful. So whenever someone says “this is going to be a blo… https://t.co/LAbFjQkmxj
Retweeted by Average Jo @MagicalOverload Read, listen to music, drink, play with my nieces and nephews, sleep
11/3
2020
@MagicalOverload Voting tomorrowHaha https://t.co/RScOcNzrce @angelgirl1077 Good morning!!
11/2
2020
@lyv0n Amazing!! I would proudly display your art in my home! @lyv0n That's awesome!!!!!
11/1
2020
Whoever invented water was a total genius! Its colorless & tasteless, but it refreshes & sustains life like nothing else. XD
Retweeted by Average Jo @J_Motoki Omg toooooo cute!
10/31
2020
@J_Motoki Going to my nieces volleyball game in the morning. If my nieces and nephews go trick or treating I'll pro… https://t.co/cUbZpyKkUi @J_Motoki That sounds heavenly
10/30
2020
@J_Motoki Absolutely not @MagicalOverload All year round!Great read! Check it out! https://t.co/xB2J9mQL1Q
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10/29
2020
@MagicalOverload Jayme: The life and times of a girl who repeatedly f'ed up. Lol @MagicalOverload Snooze.... At least 4 times haha. @jejanes2013 Nope not one bit... But this unevenness drives me nuts! Lol https://t.co/PuVyJOfPPMhttps://t.co/nfRwEUIWdQ
Retweeted by Average JoI've decided that if I ever get to create a law it will be that all published books must be the same size. They can… https://t.co/eZsh8WuRxI @J_Motoki I'm so jealous! That's amazing!
10/28
2020
Why must beds be so expensive? I've had the same bed for over 20 years. It's only a full, which for just me is fine… https://t.co/3I8ZAG9dyC @DnDBeyond My group is currently playing The curse of Strahd. We've really only had one session so far and sadly I… https://t.co/3iNA5tkahj
10/27
2020
@angelgirl1077 Not really. I tend to go off of maturity more. My boyfriend is a year younger than me but he's more… https://t.co/o28Xwv0Wpo @MagicalOverload Honesty is the best policy.
10/24
2020
@lyv0n I forgot to mention that I'm extremely happy for you! @lyv0n Yay! I've always wanted to go to Australia! Maybe one day.Spween grimaced for all of two seconds in anticipation of the end of the world. Not that this was all that terrible… https://t.co/HsEVd03Nm7
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10/23
2020
@MagicalOverload Apple
10/22
2020
We know Halloween isn’t quite out the way yet but I thought I’d sneak this one out there, I’ve a limited supply of… https://t.co/rkSQJCuKbd
Retweeted by Average Jo5 years ago today I met my now boyfriend. We never talked again after that night until 3.5 years later... And I'm s… https://t.co/iZdMGZlHXa
10/21
2020
@MagicalOverload Me too! My older sister and her husband also have a really cool story of how they met. It's just a… https://t.co/7ApQpk5nUb
10/20
2020
@MagicalOverload Cheating, if we don't have the same end result in mind (i.e. marriage), if he's abusive in any way. @MagicalOverload Their high school chemistry class had assigned seats alphabetically by last names. Their last name… https://t.co/Yd6lXQ10Qq @MagicalOverload My niece Hattie. She was born this year on May 11th.I'm so excited! I just won a gift certificate for $60 towards an acupuncture session. I've never done it but have b… https://t.co/7tVTZaIs3pI'm really beginning to think that maybe I need to see my doctor about taking antidepressants or something. Lately… https://t.co/tEgY4SCr5qtoday more than ever, i needed your hug
Retweeted by Average JoShe’s not needy, she just wants to be loved as much as she gives love.
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10/19
2020
@MagicalOverload Definitely #6I got mad bc I've been wanting to have a big talk with him and was going to tonight, but since he was tired we didn… https://t.co/AQa3JmROdYToday has been a very emotional day. Went to the funeral for my oldest sisters father in law. Seeing my nieces/neph… https://t.co/2v6oRLv1Wb
10/18
2020
@MagicalOverload Around my family and co workers..... Yes.Two weeks of 70+ points! Cats are on a roll! 🔥🔥 #GDTBAW https://t.co/Ggw7UGIO8Y
Retweeted by Average Jo @HvilleWildcatFB @810varsity @PrepsKC @scoreboardguy @MOsportsdotcom Way to go Wildcats!!!! @MagicalOverload Tooth paste lolThe sun is alone too .. https://t.co/vNt11HLkdY
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10/17
2020
I just don't know what to do anymore. Feels like everything is falling apart. @MagicalOverload In a cup with an unhealthy amount of creamer#DraftFolderFriday we keep things inside of us longterm, stress of it starts to bubble like lava getting reading t… https://t.co/IXf1du90jL
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10/16
2020
Once you're caught up on chapter 15 from @tordotcom's preview chapters of Rhythm of War, you should head over and… https://t.co/trqhxN0Aga
Retweeted by Average JoDead or alive, sometimes it's just nice to feel wanted -R
Retweeted by Average Jo @MagicalOverload I work less than 10 minutes from home so I get about 2 songs in and then I'm there lol @lyv0n Tell me more!! @MagicalOverload @BrandSanderson , @NSYNC , @DanReynolds or @hansonmusic are the first ones to come to mind.
10/15
2020
Seriously, I'm done with this year! Now my grandma is in the hospital! WTH?! @MagicalOverload One. Unless my boyfriend is staying the night then I'll put another one on.
10/14
2020
My heart is breaking for my nieces and nephew. Losing a grandparent, especially at a young age, sucks. Seeing them… https://t.co/WS8AtG8VS6 @lyv0n That's amazing! Congrats!Food is delicious and stress levels are high and I have no self-control https://t.co/pd5yhNpGfS
Retweeted by Average Jo @J_Motoki Ugh, same!2020 you can suck it. My sisters father in law just passed away. This sucks.
10/13
2020
@lyv0n Potato or carrot
10/12
2020
Hold me in your thoughts mark a place for me in your heart
Retweeted by Average Jo @MagicalOverload Yes!https://t.co/mUmOljlXm0
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10/11
2020

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