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Natalie @jbfan911 Minneapolis, MN | she/her

sand doesn’t even taste bad it’s just the texture

780 Following   37,365 Followers   31,207 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/11/11

my mom just walked into my room and goes “do you think maybe you’re not qualified for your job” under this and astral projecting
Retweeted by Nataliehow. How is anyone proud to be an American. Lmfao @warmfourloko PHIL, I hate you fuckin guts @warmfourloko please stop friend thinks she’s good at rapping @Loralray I was already recording. Maybe you should just stop talkingNot quite sure how chameleons change colors but I don’t care. Life isn’t about themOutside mode @mcknzi_hope This is funny bc the book is about emotional traumaNvm he’s backThe narrator for the audiobook I’m listening to just randomly CHANGED I’m literally SHAKING WTFFFFF WHERED HE GOO
Please venmo me so I can move out @Neilioo @peta He should get that out of there @peta Is this a kernel of popcorn in there @procornholer I didn’t think it was that bad @procornholer well the cat surely isnt @jazz_onmycouch @pant_leg Every day I think to myself if I lived by Erin I would force her to be my bff @3005bear Even I could do this @jazz_inmypants I don’t know they haven’t really told me @jazz_inmypants @Skoog ???? laughed out loud @brittany_broski Lil yachty was supposed to perform at my college and then his flight got delayed and he paid for a… @jazz_onmycouch LETS GOOOOO
Retweeted by Natalie @badandbundy He’s 17Waking up at 2pm like the stupid adult baby I am @monarchomech OUHHH MY GOESSSDDFRED @coltonblodgett What do that have to do with this @merestromb We’re burnin up in the place tonight brothers singin loud n were feelin right get up and dance don’t tr… @joeroganI would love to one day be on a podcast and talk about my favorite Great Lake freightersThe funniest thing I've seen on Instagram
Retweeted by NatalieA lot of y’all ain’t never felt what it’s like to annoy your whole class and your professor to bed at 2am like the stupid adult baby I amNo ❤️ @whateva_whateva Omg @declanbrown44 They weren’t even there @_FortyTwo_ @dylabjoeb @THE_ethanhiggs @coolguy6410 cool guyguys what if functionary was spelled without the ctio and the ar that would be funny i think
Retweeted by Natalie @icedoutomnitrix Did not realize this was the same guy @whateva_whateva What’s a butfer @jazz_inmypants He knows who I am 🥺 @IdiotRyanKahl Whatever @jazz_inmypants ? Wake him up @IdiotRyanKahl Is he single @MaxSparks9 @jazz_inmypants I’m not that fragile @jazz_inmypants show this to hik @jazz_inmypants does this help: we all die @Twins I know most are married but could you pass it on that I am single I have a job and understand things like “RBI” @jazz_inmypants Was hoping I’d click on this and see “Tweets not loading right now” @benjifckinliker Sorry this is about me right nowThread over I’m sorry for talking so muchSIKE it’s a CAKE LOLLLLLLL want a corn dog from sonic does anyone feel the sameMy obsession with butterfly’s is getting stronger😭
Retweeted by NatalieThank you, American Civil Liberties Union’m convinced all my followers are teenage boys @isthisriehle @rudy_betrayed Who is that small account you just tagged?I can hear children across the street joyfully sing about the London bridge falling down. Sick and twisted. They’re…
no one: people from Arizona: it is hotA lot to unpack here anyone with a pool want to be my friendGuys I meant with this same gif @BoyYeetsWorld Uyhhhhhhh jokes sheekejehehrdhhrvvr @BoyYeetsWorld kELLTTTTTYYYYYY LMFOAOOO @tropicanapussy U really invested in these unknown characters huhOn this day many years ago, I captured a video of Ava and a sunset having no idea it would resonate with so many. H…
Retweeted by Natalieᴡɪsʜʙᴏɴᴇs ᴏᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ. ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇᴇᴅs ᴅᴏɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɴᴀᴀᴄᴘ ʟᴇɢᴀʟ ᴅᴇғᴇɴsᴇ ғᴜɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ ᴏғ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ.…
Retweeted by NatalieITS @auroraviewband WOOOOOOHHHHGGWAIT NO THATS THE WRONG BAND LMFAOOOOHE IS @JVanDommelen AND HIS BAND IS @AURORAmusic I RECOMMEND THEIR MUSIC AND THIS DOG THANKS!LOOK AT MY FRIENDS DOG OMFGGGGGGGG @underwaterViews What, did you measure that urself? Lol ok @jbfan911 Now, if you’ve been following along, that spells BYEGM or separated into BYE GM. Our friend Natalie here…
Retweeted by Natalie @_spreadthebread LMFAOOOO @merestromb Omg I was in 4th grade when I went to their concert with Hannah Montana @merestromb Being a jonas brothers Stan in middle school has impacts me to this day (as per my handle)Bro whose therapist is touching them can’t really always remember my credit card number and stuff so if I’m trying to buy something online and I actua… my god @bplamm One of the main themes I learned consistently through grad school is that trauma is the driver of almost everything!!!!!! @LlamaInaTux SupposedlyHad two white claws. Which means I’m gonna go like some tweets 😈Has anyone else read “The Body Keeps Score” I am having such a good time reading (technically listening on audioboo… @KylePlantEmoji ummmm.:....:...... @jazz_inmypants As a cool therapist, I would have replied “thanks bitch” @canadayton It was a theory I once heardOmg.... to have a dream about all my teeth falling outDinosaurs were never real. Their bones were put into the soil by Satan to confuse us <3 @igcrazyme IT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING GIRL @jazz_inmypants I don’t feel like speakingTwo of them like this Cloud @KylePlantEmoji @SG___96 Kyle you’re being dramatic