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Natalie @jbfan911 Minneapolis, MN | she/her

sand doesn’t even taste bad it’s just the texture

780 Following   37,365 Followers   31,207 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/11/11


my mom just walked into my room and goes “do you think maybe you’re not qualified for your job” https://t.co/rR19uYPRJisitting under this and astral projecting https://t.co/B42S1wHG8O
Retweeted by Nataliehow. How is anyone proud to be an American. Lmfao @warmfourloko PHIL, I hate you fuckin guts @warmfourloko please stop https://t.co/XHiMJDJ9A9My friend thinks she’s good at rapping https://t.co/pj09ZlflVS @Loralray I was already recording. Maybe you should just stop talkingNot quite sure how chameleons change colors but I don’t care. Life isn’t about themOutside mode https://t.co/aHmo4A9sGV @mcknzi_hope This is funny bc the book is about emotional traumaNvm he’s backThe narrator for the audiobook I’m listening to just randomly CHANGED I’m literally SHAKING WTFFFFF WHERED HE GOO
7/14
2020
Please venmo me so I can move out https://t.co/VNq0jJ1rYx @Neilioo @peta He should get that out of there @peta Is this a kernel of popcorn in there @procornholer I didn’t think it was that bad @procornholer well the cat surely isnt @jazz_onmycouch @pant_leg Every day I think to myself if I lived by Erin I would force her to be my bff @3005bear Even I could do this @jazz_inmypants I don’t know they haven’t really told me @jazz_inmypants https://t.co/IruXG9AaX6 @Skoog ???? https://t.co/tz0JmBcCIHI laughed out loud https://t.co/dvZlJXHeUY @brittany_broski Lil yachty was supposed to perform at my college and then his flight got delayed and he paid for a… https://t.co/0x5f1b6s0h @jazz_onmycouch LETS GOOOOOhttps://t.co/olzR1kAuhw
Retweeted by Natalie @badandbundy He’s 17Waking up at 2pm like the stupid adult baby I am @monarchomech OUHHH MY GOESSSDDFRED @coltonblodgett What do that have to do with this @merestromb We’re burnin up in the place tonight brothers singin loud n were feelin right get up and dance don’t tr… https://t.co/O9t3dYTsA9Thoughts? @joeroganI would love to one day be on a podcast and talk about my favorite Great Lake freightersThe funniest thing I've seen on Instagram https://t.co/xwWqKvADkb
Retweeted by NatalieA lot of y’all ain’t never felt what it’s like to annoy your whole class and your professor https://t.co/kkuwjS8m4bGoing to bed at 2am like the stupid adult baby I amNo ❤️ https://t.co/kiSlqc9etn @whateva_whateva Omg @declanbrown44 They weren’t even there @_FortyTwo_ @dylabjoeb @THE_ethanhiggs @coolguy6410 cool guyguys what if functionary was spelled without the ctio and the ar that would be funny i think
Retweeted by Natalie @icedoutomnitrix Did not realize this was the same guy https://t.co/3r0YpGxjlS https://t.co/C18SDKoy1b @whateva_whateva What’s a butfer @jazz_inmypants He knows who I am 🥺 @IdiotRyanKahl Whatever @jazz_inmypants ? Wake him up @IdiotRyanKahl Is he single @MaxSparks9 @jazz_inmypants I’m not that fragile @jazz_inmypants show this to hik https://t.co/71T8ahWP4N @jazz_inmypants does this help: we all die @Twins I know most are married but could you pass it on that I am single I have a job and understand things like “RBI” @jazz_inmypants Was hoping I’d click on this and see “Tweets not loading right now” @benjifckinliker Sorry this is about me right nowThread over I’m sorry for talking so muchSIKE it’s a CAKE LOLLLLLLLhttps://t.co/TklK04IFnWhttps://t.co/XvA8YvksfQhttps://t.co/6s5eqztzBwReally want a corn dog from sonic does anyone feel the sameMy obsession with butterfly’s is getting stronger😭 https://t.co/1wlLzvgX6c
Retweeted by NatalieThank you, American Civil Liberties Union https://t.co/DAyg4ugHT0I’m convinced all my followers are teenage boys https://t.co/X87vmChOTX @isthisriehle @rudy_betrayed Who is that small account you just tagged?I can hear children across the street joyfully sing about the London bridge falling down. Sick and twisted. They’re… https://t.co/0V1ZzzOIdg
7/13
2020
no one: people from Arizona: it is hotA lot to unpack here https://t.co/PUrqhCEh97Does anyone with a pool want to be my friendGuys I meant with this same gif @BoyYeetsWorld Uyhhhhhhh jokes sheekejehehrdhhrvvr @BoyYeetsWorld kELLTTTTTYYYYYY LMFOAOOO @tropicanapussy U really invested in these unknown characters huhOn this day many years ago, I captured a video of Ava and a sunset having no idea it would resonate with so many. H… https://t.co/bKy9RrOe3r
Retweeted by Natalieᴡɪsʜʙᴏɴᴇs ᴏᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ. ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇᴇᴅs ᴅᴏɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɴᴀᴀᴄᴘ ʟᴇɢᴀʟ ᴅᴇғᴇɴsᴇ ғᴜɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ ᴏғ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ.… https://t.co/Zo6bvqPIAB
Retweeted by NatalieITS @auroraviewband WOOOOOOHHHHGGWAIT NO THATS THE WRONG BAND LMFAOOOOHE IS @JVanDommelen AND HIS BAND IS @AURORAmusic I RECOMMEND THEIR MUSIC AND THIS DOG THANKS!LOOK AT MY FRIENDS DOG OMFGGGGGGGG https://t.co/XCc9tCoUpg @underwaterViews What, did you measure that urself? Lol ok @jbfan911 Now, if you’ve been following along, that spells BYEGM or separated into BYE GM. Our friend Natalie here… https://t.co/vpfnIPR0Nb
Retweeted by Natalie @_spreadthebread LMFAOOOO @merestromb Omg I was in 4th grade when I went to their concert with Hannah Montana @merestromb Being a jonas brothers Stan in middle school has impacts me to this day (as per my handle)Bro whose therapist is touching them https://t.co/kOXqemH9QnI can’t really always remember my credit card number and stuff so if I’m trying to buy something online and I actua… https://t.co/ZDm3NvFODxOh my god https://t.co/zytX42DGYP @bplamm One of the main themes I learned consistently through grad school is that trauma is the driver of almost everything!!!!!! @LlamaInaTux SupposedlyHad two white claws. Which means I’m gonna go like some tweets 😈Has anyone else read “The Body Keeps Score” I am having such a good time reading (technically listening on audioboo… https://t.co/OlP0aReikc @KylePlantEmoji ummmm.:....:...... @jazz_inmypants As a cool therapist, I would have replied “thanks bitch” @canadayton It was a theory I once heardOmg.... https://t.co/DYJBTSN1VO https://t.co/sXW6q9DYtytime to have a dream about all my teeth falling outDinosaurs were never real. Their bones were put into the soil by Satan to confuse us <3 @igcrazyme IT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING GIRL @jazz_inmypants I don’t feel like speakingTwo of them https://t.co/BPTvyKCkRuI like this Cloud https://t.co/4TIQ1gdS7q @KylePlantEmoji @SG___96 Kyle you’re being dramatic
7/12
2020

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