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A Pleasant Waste Of Time

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Joined Twitter 3/21/13


Gonna be one those nights.
11/30
2020
@RobDenBleyker @ZachWeiner The control group is probably the doctors and nurses.Y'all should really read the top review for Goofys World of Sports on VHS. Goofy World of Sports [VHS] https://t.co/dfwVHYSL0j
11/29
2020
@IFC "This college is great. It feels like a real tight knit COMMUNITY!" IDK I've never watched the show.Amazon workers in Alabama need to unionize. Worst case scenario they close down and then you don't have to piss in… https://t.co/lxEyy7oKW0#Unions are so amazing. I've been with GM UAW for 4.5 years and I've gone from $17 to $24.54 an hour in that time.… https://t.co/eIDUYzfpNpUnions are amazing. I called out without time left twice in a month and the group leader is so overloaded with work… https://t.co/VpU87bQXMz
11/28
2020
how are we in the same year as large boulder the size of a small boulder https://t.co/ZW3iP1tZsD
Retweeted by Joseph Faill @GameStop my xbox order has been "in progress" since the 22nd. It says 24 hours to process then 2-4 days to ship.Open this one. https://t.co/GvMhcKaRDe
Retweeted by Joseph FaillThis is a joke right? https://t.co/rYOf8wyaIA
11/27
2020
If someone buys me the Mountain Dew cookbook I will make the Code Red Brisket and make a video of it. @Scobleizer @Tesla @elonmusk https://t.co/pdr9EwfzvE @spaghettipolice Twitter does that shit all the time. I lose followers all the time who didn't do it themselves. @RobDenBleyker Bro. literally just thinking this. Crazy.Will they "Marley and Me" this new Clifford movie? Or will they be cowards?Maybe this new Clifford movie will finally address his inevitable hip dysplasia.
11/26
2020
It's called a knife. Use a knife and paper plates. Now your dumbass has to clean half a dozen wine glasses. https://t.co/CfLHfytpsO @TwitterSupport Ban nazis @pant_leg Number 2
11/25
2020
Covid. Welcome to the resistance. https://t.co/9L3bsVQvnHTom Petty > Bruce Springsteen @marcorubio FAKE PIOUS ALERTThe stimulus only helped the wealthiest individuals last round. Without rent and mortgage freezes, federal unemploy… https://t.co/0ZhBWTKqp7Really strong bald guy https://t.co/492rLFVQveHungery Bayby https://t.co/IjurvpFOJ0Painting look like Rick and Morty https://t.co/5qMzIKTkAc
11/24
2020
*pronounces "Shoneys" like "cajones"*How is an ultrasound, xray, vitals, and urinalysis for an unwilling pug less than $100 but just signing into a huma… https://t.co/IHWwA2ggP0Take the L. You got fourth degree burned in that one. https://t.co/c4dEcwJmWMShout out to @GameStop for emailing me and letting me order a Series X before they restocked for Black Friday bc my… https://t.co/Eow9wqr3FL
11/23
2020
@GameStopHelp does the $800+ xbox all access purchase give me powerup rewards points?LET'S GOOOOOOOO https://t.co/85JCvHxbaAhttps://t.co/TniZubnc5b
Retweeted by Joseph Faill @OriginalFunko @ellenshop https://t.co/C4NZpSFTsp
11/22
2020
the trolls of tiktok are on another level https://t.co/amatziXeob
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11/21
2020
Is Nashville's batman building like internationally known or something? Anyone not from Tennessee know the building I'm talking about? @BethHazelnut @CodyLeis5 @daveexplosm Knoxville has a giant ball on a stick.We were going to have a shutdown from October 2021 until February 2022 to launch the Cadillac Lyriq in late 2022. N… https://t.co/UXhPTkUJ0FI'm going to call it the Biden Vaccine out of pure fucking spite. https://t.co/jmz0fweKwx @OneTrickTofani Anyone else's dad pronounce it with a hard "c" like a Star Trek alien race? @AOC Greaseball's racist dogwhistle is powered by steam and on the front of a locomotive.Simply cannot stop thinking about a girl I knew who dated a guy she couldn’t STAND - all because his ex died in a p… https://t.co/FgNnJTRfhh
Retweeted by Joseph FaillY’all overhyped the graphics... https://t.co/wSJ3l0ybyp
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11/20
2020
Fuck you, @Walmart. Everything was entered and I hit the purchase button and you give me a "Oh deer" page and then… https://t.co/Hf0P9s46pKRT if your Mayor sucks
Retweeted by Joseph Faill @pulte Ps5 and xbox drop at Walmart at 3pm today. Think I can get one before they sell out instantly? @realDonaldTrump @justin_hart https://t.co/9lLvNElkAT @chetporter Here's a comic I drew that you might like. https://t.co/mBurzEKhOn @amtraxVA https://t.co/tJP05Qn5qyApparently there's some discourse on the term "himbo" and "bimbo" now?I animated a red guy doing an orange guy https://t.co/qGQUXoaGv9
Retweeted by Joseph Faill @spotifypodcasts @Spotify Fuck you, Spotify. @NeilNevins The second tweet https://t.co/3WP4fRtHHE
11/19
2020
Is it state law that every male factory worker from Ohio be bald af? @TheFantasticIan They went from glass to recycled plastic and act like that's better??? @deathbulge Knobhead is not an American term and would slide passed the censors. I think you would be OK with that.… https://t.co/ecRSgbSH3OKids are like a drunk roommate crossed with a pet racoon. https://t.co/MmWifEGfU3The Series S looks nothing like a speaker ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
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11/18
2020
Should I just start buying digital this generation of console?I can't really play games with a small child. So I'm in no rush to get a new console. !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱People ragging on Darkseid’s new look like “what am I looking at? This is disorienting.” Isn't that a good thing w… https://t.co/HiP2G0KRHJI paid my student loan off early. More than $12k paid. And you're telling me that people want theirs FORGIVEN? Afte… https://t.co/t9PYjFtRS4 @EdMarkey Let my wife be a full time mom bc her debt will be gone.New signatures McDonald's meal from character actor Jesse Plemons looks 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/pg1xJMMwnV
Retweeted by Joseph Faill @hasanthehun Mfer gonna try to grow a beard now. You watch.
11/17
2020
@kroger Y'all. @kroger Even the customer service service is bad. I'm waiting for a reply.Rapid antigen tests trade sensitivity for speed. They return a result in <30 minutes, but can only detect COVID-19… https://t.co/sZLlq2ePo9
Retweeted by Joseph FaillSomeone add this clip to that Akira montage please. #ChicoBonBon https://t.co/Wy8q9WrcIo
11/16
2020
@kroger y'all. I'm never using grocery pickup again. This is ridiculous. @realDonaldTrump Eat shit, nerdhttps://t.co/UlIuDOgavg
Retweeted by Joseph FaillThe president of the United States 😭🤣 https://t.co/7KXExKRh4I
Retweeted by Joseph Faill @DanCrenshawTX Hell yea. Those thugs rule. They scared the shit out of those racists. We need more patriotic anti-f… https://t.co/umLmltZnKbBREAKING: More than 600,000 Georgians have requested their mail ballots for the January 5 runoff elections. Help… https://t.co/9Z6kmiYyFC
Retweeted by Joseph FaillReading about Unus Annus and honestly, it sounds stupid as shit and I'm glad I missed it.I was lighting a cigarette thank your very much https://t.co/2IJkrFwEdz
Retweeted by Joseph Faill“Um...actually, dad, it’s called eSports. And it’s a real profession.” https://t.co/HAbZ27G4Sejust got the call... pour one up for duke today🕊 https://t.co/VsmrDjBbkA
Retweeted by Joseph Faillone of the grestest edit i have ever seen https://t.co/j8YtNTqXOt
Retweeted by Joseph Faillhonesty is the best policy https://t.co/Fn02Eei87U
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11/15
2020
@ofctimallen Yea. He’d think we didn’t go far enough."I wear hoodies year round." https://t.co/J8q7v5SntTThis Maori baby learning the Haka Dance is everything i want to see from the internet 💪🤗 https://t.co/dqe8LbEyAm
Retweeted by Joseph FaillThis was one year ago today: https://t.co/67Gf5bnL73
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11/14
2020
Can't wait for the 2020 followup to the 2013 movie The Croods. This ad that uses Flo Rida's 2015 hit "My House" has… https://t.co/VGjSxIRoz8hey guys gonna be streaming guitar hero in a bit haha https://t.co/MeJ7m5zKi9 https://t.co/1gSQg4fFQa
Retweeted by Joseph Faill @MeghanMcCain Did he tell you this through a Ouija board?Corona Virus explained in craft terms: you and 9 friends are crafting. 1 is using glitter. How many projects have glitter?
Retweeted by Joseph FaillThought about Betty White. Time to test my psychic powers. I hope I'm wrong. @Laser_Cat Grandma was japanese though.Watching Harry Potter https://t.co/UhUMRKakj4
Retweeted by Joseph FaillWTF IS UP WITH MY PS5 https://t.co/LMTfxpjUes
Retweeted by Joseph Faill @Laser_Cat Step grandpa. Saw him once every other year. No need to apologize.Name a thing that feels wet but is actually dry. @Laser_Cat No he's deadYou have to respect the hustle. #Bugsnax https://t.co/akm0VZuKQm
Retweeted by Joseph Failldads as soon as they step in home depot https://t.co/NegD7efKZJ
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11/13
2020

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