Sign in with Twitter

Username:

Jade 🦝 @jda a sad planet

Jade is making systems misbehave and finding ways to catch them. chaotic/good NetSecPE@FB (sigh&own words) 👩🏼‍💻 (KK6JDA) maybe a 🦝

701 Following   608 Followers   2,217 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/23/07


But look, if half they bay can be poly and figure out compersion, y'all can be happy for people with kids and not s… https://t.co/1K0NKiDaW2Lest anyone thing I'm just like "aaw babies are cute", I'm actually pretty conflicted. I can't have kids. Not super… https://t.co/v2ByIJUxXiKnow what else is awesome? Seeing guys taking care of kids instead of being like "wife, I have to work".I was in another meeting the other week where a different colleague had his toddler playing next to him. He apologi… https://t.co/NglN2BLs66Normalize kids in meetings! In Network SEV review today and colleague had his 4mo old cradled in arm while question… https://t.co/wnNd0H6PWK
7/2
2020
Getting closer! (waiting with trepidation for dynamic market in stolen boxes where people bid on access etc. Think… https://t.co/a9sTb0P5C4Oh my! The #memes at https://t.co/aCpmslvZqD are spot-on! #mainframe #community #zos come on over and post/crea… https://t.co/oFcBGUVPMK
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
7/1
2020
Me during work hours: 😴☕️ Me after midnight: I HAVE MORE INTERESTING PROJECT IDEAS THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH AND… https://t.co/kyirHjk4n1
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/30
2020
@hikikomorphism Inspired^Wcursed: training a GAN on pics from Dr. D-B's before/after book.Re: ADD and being a full time writer. I am constantly holding onto everything desperately with my *teeth*. My brai… https://t.co/hC2f770ioI
Retweeted by Jade 🦝Talk about the fox guarding the hen house. Comcast to handle DNS-over-HTTPS for Firefox-using subscribers https://t.co/kkeIyPVOVF
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/26
2020
Privacy-Focused OS Wants to Know How Facebook and the FBI Hacked it https://t.co/cJDYdzV0zv
Retweeted by Jade 🦝I am confident that engineering lawful access undermines security. https://t.co/xSUm8B4doO
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/24
2020
I have a neurological condition that affects my short term memory so I need you to write that down for me. *gasp! H… https://t.co/N47wTApFM6
Retweeted by Jade 🦝Honestly though, not the worst Juneteenth@FB news. Someone hung a noose at a datacenter construction site. https://t.co/cW9tM6TSVk
Retweeted by Jade 🦝Honestly though, not the worst Juneteenth@FB news. Someone hung a noose at a datacenter construction site. https://t.co/cW9tM6TSVk @thomas_maurice Someone was upset about the Juneteenth "no meetings, please reflect and here's some discussion you… https://t.co/ROIo3T8lxO😡 Looks like FB has reached the "leaking names of employees taking a position you don't like" stage of the corporat… https://t.co/52N7QZZlgf
6/21
2020
DM: You're surrounded, by a vampire, a werewolf, and a chain demon. Sorcerer: This is it. The moment I've been wa… https://t.co/Hh6jbTXWKz
Retweeted by Jade 🦝Here's a fucking newsflash: the anarchist critique of the state isn't that it uses force and force is bad. It's tha… https://t.co/4kfT1VQbTY
Retweeted by Jade 🦝 @malwareunicorn Congratulations!! 🎉Anyway, might change my job title from "Trash Witch" to "member of The Old Order of Benevolent Adversaries". TOOBA… https://t.co/EdiAd3kkhXWork is having the "whitelist/blacklist" / "whitehat/greyhat/blackhat" conversation because of recent events, so no… https://t.co/0yPBJl2vE2
6/20
2020
We shouldn’t even be open. Wear your mask and stop being a selfish fk. Thx. #RecallGavin2020 https://t.co/zE5m8QmK23
Retweeted by Jade 🦝In any event, is it any wonder that an awful lot of us who spent our formative years in that milieu, being told we… https://t.co/jeq06l7xZ9
Retweeted by Jade 🦝Wait, is the government of Myanmar shutting down mobile networks in conflict zones because they suck at SIGINT? https://t.co/N5Sq6uy7mx @ucsenoi I suspect a white pickup truck with the USAID logo on the side and/or bribes, but that might be the cynica… https://t.co/ZEvBwgyL0g
6/19
2020
BPO firms attempt to maximize profit by squeezing their employees. Their "value add" is tooling to "optimize labor"… https://t.co/VM0rvZvSAx
6/18
2020
TIL fiber smuggling. Literally people illegally running fiber from Kurdistan to Mosul because the regulator (also g… https://t.co/0toRpmtXf1"All disclosure shall be limited to a summary of the relevant vulnerabilities written by VENDOR. Full disclosure o… https://t.co/92iQdnFiPbThankfully a really cool colleague that does this all the time was encouraging and checked my work, otherwise I'd b… https://t.co/baVDq86WUHMe, a ball of anxiety because first time doing this outside of work: sends vuln report to vendor security@ Vendor w… https://t.co/iNjU84e1fb @bdiekmann @BadassBowden An ADHD diagnosis is like having a doctors note saying you belong in information security.
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/17
2020
@bd (am currently AS32934 DDoS oncall) every there's a carrier outage (or internal config error) news+twitter be li… https://t.co/VMToY8WZxXon the left: a context free garbage visualization. on the right: a tiny sample of user reports on coincidental yet… https://t.co/XjItVN7vo2
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/16
2020
@soloratiste peak adhd/autism is starting a project while procrastinating on a project that you started because you… https://t.co/Vbqx7kIehn
Retweeted by Jade 🦝ppl w adhd and autism be like "damn i have no motivation to work on this project" *proceeds to recreate all of new… https://t.co/DRf2MyP7wN
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/15
2020
here is a comic about wanting to be a parent while trans. thank you (1/2) https://t.co/H9F1VTTuyO
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/14
2020
sorry i’m out of spoons this week but don’t worry i still have plenty of knives
Retweeted by Jade 🦝 @ucsenoi Company has a bug bounty, but they spent 8+ years telling people not to worry and being defensive when ask… https://t.co/3PghAcoFZ2Living in the hope that a day will come when my government will stop trying to eliminate me from existence.
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/13
2020
@_moonstorms WTF?A Fremont teacher comments saying that they get fireworks & water bottles thrown at them and can de-escalate withou… https://t.co/Do3iwjw6YM
Retweeted by Jade 🦝 @Atlas_Hugged Thankfully this isn't a work prod thing. Sadly it's a humanitarian tech/comms thing (at least given… https://t.co/kkcdTTGMepasking myself: Is [REDACTED] technically a vuln, or just a poor design decision with implications that most people… https://t.co/lLT9L6kT9k
6/10
2020
Ah, so that's how they are going to do it 🤬 Claim US Anarchist-adjacent political parties are tied to PKK which is… https://t.co/xsiyh0kv7s
6/8
2020
Today makes 5 years since I first took the proverbial red pill (it was actually 4 blue ovals and two white rounds/d… https://t.co/cEF1lgX45v
6/7
2020
I guess one more thing I’d like to add is, it breaks my heart that “people deserve all the things they need in orde… https://t.co/9OYv5UwGGz
Retweeted by Jade 🦝The real reason why there’s no sound in space. https://t.co/iGdpURWEj2
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/6
2020
@KaelanRhy Like, civilian researchers have to find and pass them cases, they can't pick cases on their own, things like that. @KaelanRhy Oh def. The implications are troubling because you basically have a group of people that hunts people ba… https://t.co/rm8zdyRiMj @KaelanRhy Other way would be prompt execution after a court. Would need a really high standard to convict, provid… https://t.co/3XCEMnbuyz @KaelanRhy Arrest is tricky. The whole "charming guy on the church board & boy scout leader" issue, so referring to… https://t.co/HPW2RoZXJz @KaelanRhy we already have an example of groups chartered for specific crimes in the US federal agent/1811 job role… https://t.co/NSESkoKGVo @KaelanRhy the serial killer example is really interesting because to catch them you often need someone looking at… https://t.co/1C9JjTQSYg @ScannerFremont Now there's two of them https://t.co/vdWpq8euZxOne of the organizers is now speaking about Sgt. Jeremy Miskella and Detective Joel Hernandez who shot and killed a… https://t.co/uQnnkm8i3O
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/5
2020
@mirr_elise I do, but may not have the oomph to play for a while...With 1776 votes in, I'd like to point out the basic beliefs of a certain philosophy are polling higher than any cur… https://t.co/OaNiUh8zWv
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/4
2020
surveillance is a form of censorship. surveillance is a form of censorship. surveillance is a form of censorship. s… https://t.co/2QAgDgejsw
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/3
2020
Curfews are already disrupting telecom vendors' ability to meet their repair/replace SLAs. Knock-on effects of wa… https://t.co/53h6VVL6a4🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 https://t.co/7WwCa6mFbh @athenianpenguin This is also me not getting sarcasm initially @athenianpenguin I mean, I'm sure there are adorably queer trust fun babes that help homless peeps etc. But naah, h… https://t.co/uoDjSCRyju @athenianpenguin Right, it's like they think we're all independently wealthy trust fund coder bros or something. N… https://t.co/p5zURCPyX4I grapple with the balance often, but I still believe that FB has been a net good in the world and has enabled me t… https://t.co/SdKULsH7EaI should ignore this, but... Some people really have no clue. I know it's the cool thing to be all delete/quit FB,… https://t.co/3kGBIpM7RE @CaseyNewton @jasonwides The amazing part is the number of managers and directors that are participating. There's b… https://t.co/eNW0ICtZhIIf you identify as a woman, and you’ve HAD to laugh to de-escalate an awkward situation with a man, please RT. Cou… https://t.co/ad82SHqrBw
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
6/2
2020
Oh my, well, you’re gonna want to sit down for this one https://t.co/jhGMJcPXs1
Retweeted by Jade 🦝 @Facebook's decision to not act on posts that incite violence ignores other options to keep our community safe. Du… https://t.co/sVyveBBdHK @lizthegrey @redblsk @aprilaser My DFIR colleagues were some of the most ethically conscious people I've met, and h… https://t.co/31XLAGDefuCurious to see what comes of this. Mall & shoe store? Makes sense. Saw things on insta and twitter rallying people… https://t.co/MpgNdG9OXv @vote4tiobernie It was, but just noticed I haven't heard anything on it for a while.I'm listening to Fremont & Hayward police + Alameda Dispatch on Broadcastify.And sounds like someone robbed the gun store in Hayward and made off with a lot of stuff, and someone else is being… https://t.co/6CFgz08NxC @mirr_elise I wasn't expecting it. Fired up scanner to see what was happening in Oakland and heard Alameda Sheriff… https://t.co/UoAiJ49S5f @mirr_elise NewPark Mall is right off 880 and, well, when you box and gas people trying to express themselves, can'… https://t.co/mxfJzv10qLThis week, I am introducing the Ending Qualified Immunity Act to eliminate qualified immunity and restore Americans… https://t.co/E5hmba1cc9
Retweeted by Jade 🦝Well, police are doing blocking actions ~700 meters from my place, so I'm not sleeping tonight.That's some "hello fellow kids" energy. Even had a older dude in a white Corvette watching & circling around to ch… https://t.co/uzXuQuuFZA
6/1
2020
@Esquiring @deviantollam It's been circulating for years... https://t.co/xuWojnL0lG
5/31
2020
@turnkit @zenalbatross That's civil for flights into the US. Military and cops can turn it off for "sensitive opera… https://t.co/oJ7pwNLF2X @eiais @pandoras_foxo Thanks for mentioning that! I wasn't sure which other orgs to trust, so I followed the links… https://t.co/U6j1JN2AaiPeople pearl-clutching about how the anger in the street is wrong can piss off. Nobody listened when it was peacef… https://t.co/jww3peE4jdIt says in the homosexual agenda that if you still have a paycheck and have ever said “be gay, do crimes” you have… https://t.co/hqIFpUOhGt
Retweeted by Jade 🦝Your reminder that there are no "non-lethal" weapons, they are called "less-lethal" for a reason. There have been m… https://t.co/nPRUamQbDn
Retweeted by Jade 🦝
5/30
2020
This thread. https://t.co/0CkMxymMh4
5/29
2020
@mirr_elise @beccadottex I'd guess rigidity to stop board flex from weight of optics or dac cables since those can… https://t.co/PngfOYlmnt
5/28
2020
TIL you can DRM PowerPoint files, and they aren't supported in Office365 or gSuite... 😒 @deletingthat Well, IDK, brain has a really active pattern matching/"this is weird" function and I'm enough of a do… https://t.co/AUmEHlcHXl @_moonstorms Wow... s/prod/prod/g @_moonstorms Oh hey, he has a website: https://t.co/hDzxLEIWzc @_moonstorms Guy in uni had hacked it quite well (extracted code signing keys?) but was keeping it quiet because th… https://t.co/25HTXlZYEV @_moonstorms I carried a TI-89 from 1999 till ~2007 as a PDA. Mostly to spite people who told me "you have to memor… https://t.co/ripKeNot7j @_moonstorms The saga of TI calculator hackers is long and full of amusement and sadness. Almost like we should re… https://t.co/SQlpSSl4wm @jpan613 honestly tho... I love the bay area, but the bay area does not love my hobbies.seconds before: Him: If you are ever in Dallas, come visit! I have a spare bedroom and will show you all the rainbo… https://t.co/cPehL40YkJWas on a Zoom catching up with some NGO friends and discussing what we'd do post-COVID and one of the TR guys from… https://t.co/IBkRxZgVYv
5/27
2020
Reasonable power consumption even with all six CPU cores maxed out running Rosetta@Home. https://t.co/UitrGiQv6L
5/25
2020

0