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Jade @jda Your optical transport network

Jade is poking at systems until they behave for fun/profit at FB where she is a NetSecPE (sigh&my own words). chaotic/good 👩🏼‍💻

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@gewt I moved to a EX3300-48P retrofitted with Noctua fans for quiet running a few months ago, so I have a pair of… https://t.co/sv6hmDhWhv
11/19
2019
playing OPFOR is so fun. doubly so when it's against your former students. Heartening to see how they apply things in unanticipated ways. @BadassBowden They also push back *hard* on overly broad subpoenas, so it's not a rubber-stamp process. Striking th… https://t.co/BgK23WzsPM
11/14
2019
@jhscott @lizthegrey basically, optimised for cost/compute per watt at scale, but very weird tradeoffs compared to retail hardware. @jhscott @lizthegrey there are different spins of CPU sometimes, instance "disk" might be on something akin ATAoE.… https://t.co/LlHSapjKIp
11/12
2019
@MikeIsaac with some exceptions... e. g. Dropbox has enough scale to implement PhotoDNA and ship reports to NCMEC.… https://t.co/vA4FXzw9QkReminder that literally any identifying piece of a data about a person can change. Name, gender, SSN, birthday, all… https://t.co/bSJ5ZcuVYp
Retweeted by Jadeobligatory "on a plane till tomorrow night" selfie. https://t.co/DH6HaMp4BZ
11/6
2019
@wegladlyfeast true. sounds like they are taking biz class from 8 seats to 12 so I'll enjoy it while it lasts ☹️Alaskan's legroom is 💯 https://t.co/PXLRTakhsP
11/3
2019
I don't know how to tell you that we need to be more angry with cisheteropatriarchy than you are at people who are… https://t.co/ADyVL1bo4Y
Retweeted by JadeWhy is it always Monero Miners? (but also glad it is because the alternative of someone looking to do something bes… https://t.co/ZWcmr9JCaT @bd Parade Rain as a Service (PRaaS) is my specialty 😂 @bd comms wants to keep an eye on you :P
11/2
2019
Yesterday: Hmm. Probably time to get my sleep schedule flipped back around... Today: 4AM conference call (I'm the only non-EMEA person). 😴
11/1
2019
@eamonb @amazon Apple app store rules aka walked garden BS. ISTR they would have to process purchases on digital g… https://t.co/y9weANYSlUthis is exactly what happens on FB with LGBT groups, and when that collides with the need to verify who is running… https://t.co/uF64t6gZxa @HNussbacher @TalBeerySec what makes you think that they haven't?
10/31
2019
In all the D.C. machinations it's easy to miss the work FB does countering state-sponsored malware, pushing back ag… https://t.co/DOLyHIT43sI've spent 8 hours of the day hunting down typing and shallow copy issues in some legacy python and now miss C++ @sophiebits @karlitaliliana didn't you get a lot of backlash for speaking up?
10/29
2019
Smells like it's time to bring out the ad-hoc air scubber. Thanks 🔥 https://t.co/xVShzp8xHr
10/28
2019
@RogerRustad Ha! naah Some Navy O-5.CAC dude has now gone to the restroom and left his card in the reader and screen unlocked.So, I'm at a bar in SF and the laptop spotting is exquisite. Forget techies without screen protectors. There's a… https://t.co/J7NB5Af2hPreally not happy about the lack of fingerprint reader on my Nexus 4...
10/27
2019
I'm gonna re-up this chart I've been using to discuss calibrating anti-abuse interventions versus free expression a… https://t.co/y3qpmQMItY
Retweeted by Jade @bd i can't even anymore. time for rum.
10/26
2019
@mipsytipsy @lyfteng Rachel is the best! Hope y'all have a wonderful evening.
10/25
2019
@wegladlyfeast Aaw 🥰pic: @jda contemplating some industrial control sys clownyness after presenting infra services overview class to an… https://t.co/JkrzPniXcI @dragonminded @sunshowers6 Wow those orgs need to get their shit together. Entire mgmt chain in NetInfra saw my per… https://t.co/swvgkBBGFm
10/24
2019
denver airport’s marketing team said fuck it https://t.co/691c6QxjLE
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10/22
2019
Honestly tho why do people talk about "cyber" this and that when "cryptologic" is way cooler.The 4AM Sunday instance of Jade was serious and I'm happy to have lived up to her zeal. https://t.co/zydfPLsAAfNew social engineering threat model: figure out which room someone with an unusual last name is staying in, by repe… https://t.co/FKcoSnKwUC
Retweeted by JadeAnd then you get trapped in the event horizon of the monetary black hole that is shopping at Mystery Ranch and Trip… https://t.co/WYPEStrDjE @eamonb @autalyst Mostly to track dispatches for fiber splicers and critical infra alerts, but yeah. Patient data w… https://t.co/r1RWWzh9T3 @eamonb @autalyst But as a tech currently, hope it dies and if not, any healthcare places still sending PII over it… https://t.co/NPb1auxn58 @eamonb @autalyst TBH pager networks were a fairly resilient if low bandwidth ways to send alerts. I wish I still… https://t.co/vyJvJzcNFf
10/21
2019
@caraesten Hi, am 6'7" 🙃 The best part of this is a powerful tall girl could cross the bay with another girl on her… https://t.co/IuIVIuELse @lizthegrey @oliviasolon There's plenty of internal criticism, it's just often shouting into the void... Externally… https://t.co/H9VHSE4Apx @triagegirl There are a couple Susan Fowler-esq issues that I'm surprised haven't blown up yet, but they are around… https://t.co/TbxOkKXWBW @triagegirl People don't care about the things some of us see as serious risks because it doesn't fit the narrative… https://t.co/RqrbXm1ucY @triagegirl Many of us (esp those that aren't cis gay guys) need the job to dig out of debt and for the insurance c… https://t.co/Gquzv4GRH6 @triagegirl Having been at this summit, and ditched the next one because of this stuff... There are a few reasons."You can't identify a problem unless you know its solution" is both a very tired and a very common argument in favo… https://t.co/1dBG61d1wV
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10/20
2019
@0x0ddc0ffee I'd just roll with it and not mention anything :) @0x0ddc0ffee https://t.co/DoTBse5DeE if you are in the US and in a state that doesn't require prescription for need… https://t.co/6pT5rRYeYc
10/19
2019
Def leaving the SFBA in the next 12 months... https://t.co/GlUt76gibD
10/11
2019
@SlashNina That seems sketch...
10/10
2019
When @PGE4Me tells a few million people that their power may go out and to check a map on their web site, but the w… https://t.co/6FGOhXaoIY
10/8
2019
@SlashNina Honk honk 😘Honestly tho I don't mind Delta not having a bug bounty but really wish they'd give me a status bump or something per vuln.Appropriate shirt for travel on my fav airline 😅 https://t.co/elC6q1LaCV
10/4
2019
Doing weekly Q&A live in public is not the response to leaks that I would have expected: https://t.co/t2fDG3gYPZ
10/3
2019
@dorkmatt @GoalZero Sherpa 100AC. Works amazingly well and has realtively wide range DC input that I drive directl… https://t.co/X12MLso7tE
10/1
2019
This is the best thing I've seen all day 😍 https://t.co/vibYWvVvSNMy first time on a flight that approximates my ideal sleep schedule. Hoping to sleep. Row 4. First class. Such le… https://t.co/VacDL3zYey @hikikomorphism The shoes and shirt totally don't go with the rest of it ☹️
9/30
2019
a brief story of transphobia in action for your friday afternoon: i have this customer who comes in to the food ser… https://t.co/rMyBI03GGk
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9/29
2019
If a social media platform facilitated the outing of this whistleblower by an anonymous account the NY Times would… https://t.co/pibPMHpyre
Retweeted by Jade @JDASoftware @Maersk @PortTechnology Always a pleasure. It's not often that I get to bring my skills at digital tra… https://t.co/hC4f9m1fHu
9/26
2019
@JBizzle703 @nuintari I'd argue that it also applies on the high end. You really want to be able to upgrade because… https://t.co/YpALIqF73I10 years on this is still largely true and very frustrating: "There is comparably little public vulnerability resea… https://t.co/DyjAlf4Ha9brb. Running for office. https://t.co/VSSrBkvMP0
9/25
2019
Happy #BiVisibilityDay y'all! https://t.co/MigthxeK9Z
9/23
2019
@nuintari Smells like Mikrotik. Why am I not surprised that the ISP omitted basic control plane protection?Will probably get bored / tired of the fan noise / worried about electric bill and stop it in a few days.Should have played the Goose game, but instead pulled configs from some VSAT modems I got for cheap on eBay. Looks… https://t.co/AoIH0BH5Z2#AIWillSolveEverything https://t.co/7SvSQQ67ONthis is something I struggle with a lot and had to force myself to stop doing, because I realised people thought, i… https://t.co/FLyvJ4AH4z
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9/22
2019
@eamonb And we learned that it's a good idea to put covers over UPS buttons 😂 The number of times I broke the netw… https://t.co/m9j3zXTGZL
9/20
2019
@MrTRaynard @QuiverfullTwee1 ATI/IBLP wisdom booklet 34, full text at: https://t.co/BnFzNd2c2A @kasittig Aaaaaaw! Ellie is so cute.
9/19
2019
the idea that if you make your company big enough fast enough you can't be held responsible for unexpected conseque… https://t.co/KIXiHLzBlY
Retweeted by JadeSigh tinder. I curse this phase of my BiCycle (lol it's bi visibility week). Some dudes so eager I wonder if "hot or not" or "bot or not"Much to my consternation, I need a 6inch exclusion zone from edge of my counter tops because of dat booty 🤦‍♀️ @Windows Okay, well, after merging I may be stuck with data I don't want, but at least the unrequested "hey, you go… https://t.co/hSsmexL03x @pandoras_foxo Yeah, I even tried j-$NAME because "starts with" but then it complained about special characters, which... okay, fair. @pandoras_foxo Kinda shocked that it was okay with the diacritics, but not the ligature.I would like, for once, to be able to touch tech without tripping over nonsensical or inaccurate error messages. https://t.co/20g6PxKX0Z @MissAmyTobey @Windows The good news is I can still get frustrated to tears 🙃 @Windows Because someone decided to make a immutable name field and half-assed a account migration. @Windows Not terrible because I mostly use a Arch on laptop, but now my game PC is tied to that name, etc. @Windows So now, do I forget about my Xbox games, OneDrive, etc and start over? Buy a PS4?Setting up a new PC and @Windows in their cross-promotional joy autoinstalls skype which pops up a... old skype us… https://t.co/5FXKIDyiJi
9/18
2019
@eamonb What's keeping you on Apple, given how sad their hardware has been over the past few generations?
9/17
2019
Made pressure cooker mashed sweet potatoes with Cinnamon. Was kinda bland so I added hot sauce. Was tolerable and… https://t.co/WnwKsEgFqU @dorkmatt $100/MRC? Wait what/where/when? I'd sign up for that in a heartbeat. I was thinking of the $400/MRC packa… https://t.co/sNg5b68y0PRealized that the amount I was paying a meal prep service ~= what colo would cost per month, so now I'm freshly mot… https://t.co/YqzLpZ3ix0
9/16
2019
I am not one for climbing and dying on hills, but as a PSA from a female in a predominantly male industry: if you… https://t.co/ALfrT6rwzt
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9/14
2019
@dyn___ @chadloder Yeah, our admin? I leave a Post-It and lock the screen for her. Folks with elevated privs? They… https://t.co/6UgJJlb18d
9/13
2019
@SwiftOnSecurity A coworker uses Dvorak and had been bragging about how we wouldn't be able to mess with him even i… https://t.co/QfFnkVmbEjAah yes, the three genders. https://t.co/DoDg4Btca0
9/12
2019
@sonyaism I mean, many of us do get hormone swings depending on method of HRT.
9/11
2019
@KardOnIce @jessfraz At this point the "break things" is a fatalistic joke at tech debt. Officially it's now "with… https://t.co/fI5Xuk1VkB @jessfraz And not only because there's only so many boxes in the CI build/test pool... @jessfraz FWIW, as someone working on our OpenBMC security infra, not bricking too many things too fast is def a huge concern.Okay seriously, as a child of the 80s, cyber will forever mean sexychats and that makes it very hard for me to keep… https://t.co/IrnI1LLClr
9/3
2019

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