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Jordan Scales @jdan Hoboken, NJ

he/him. Friendly tools guy @Stripe. On a mission to give you super powers. Bigger @Lights fan than you. ✍ https://t.co/Iu4Px0DSrj

2,396 Following   8,177 Followers   12,638 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/9/09


@CityofHoboken @RaviBhalla @PATHAlerts @HobokenSchools @hMAG @KenFerrante @HobokenPD @HudsonCoView @njdotcom need a… https://t.co/9TKzknKzMD @ken_wheeler I can smell the new carpet from here @bytesbymike just a happy coincidence :) @thekitze kitze; thank you for standing up for mark zuckerberg(verdict: you need two dimensions to do anything cool https://t.co/ur1fljW7n8)a one-dimensional "sandpile" is a list of numbers. if any number is 0 or 1 it stays. if it's 2 or greater, 1 grain… https://t.co/bYhZQjnRl1 @xthek1ng I idle other artists to throw off the algorithm, can't have the FBI know everythingthe data they provide includes your streams from the past year in json, so I concat'd em and tossed the result into https://t.co/Km7eTnrkyHIn this house we love data (https://t.co/c6rQZJwqQg) https://t.co/tTouXgbLeo @_tessr der Großvater die druckt der Internetseite did I get itCountry goes to WHO. Says it’s suffering pandemic. Feels alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vagu… https://t.co/v4oIc4Z5Uk
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3/29
2020
@qrush we gotta get those numbers up https://t.co/5QG4ILmL6a @ScottPresler @realDonaldTrump Report Tweet -> It's suspicious or spam -> Using the reply function to spam @SlackHQ ty! @fionaosaurusrex @SlackHQ +1 :(
3/28
2020
@tarngerine wait omg you're Juju did we play on @muanchiou's island? @MaryKMcKenzie should I have a second cup today mkI can think of a ton of things I could do to build this better, and I would love help! If you want to contribute, o… https://t.co/rWOErVZEem
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3/27
2020
IG Story looking like ---------------------- yet you couldn't tag me in your carrot drawing challenge, curious @jonnysun some good news amongst all the bed, the peach trees are growing once again @petecorey @iquilezles oooh tell me more about this formula? @boring_as_heck As a gamer; this is just another boss fight for mehttps://t.co/1ZxC4Ezse2
Retweeted by Jordan Scales @arb mrs brown; welcome to the resistance
3/26
2020
@jongold @lachlanjc sad but true @jongold @lachlanjc right??? no idea how they do it @soffes @mds (website is 404ing for me btw) @TatianaTMac @mds @soffes its sooooo goodLachlan is so good at this making-websites thing https://t.co/UaubZgLDgL @Brauhaus @lights Thank you :) @muanchiou @jessicard @ohhoe @notwaldorf would recommend muan's island. 5 stars.
3/25
2020
https://t.co/FmEfLEXbS4https://t.co/AtiNqe0y6vhttps://t.co/bjlQNydk8ZNo one: Me: here is a thread of @lights albums as Animal Crossing paintings (use the nintendo switch companion app… https://t.co/M0VNN7jr47 @chelsea me https://t.co/fZvxG0KOdn
3/24
2020
@aannggeellll I sent you these messages in confidenceEnjoy https://t.co/IfQykLRWam @andrewingram There are some characters that reappear so I would recommend! (the first one is also amazing and worth your time)Stepped out of my adorable Animal Crossing world for a bit to slay some demons. God that ruled. https://t.co/EvjnpSARrc
3/23
2020
30 iron nuggets? in this economy?
3/22
2020
https://t.co/7v7u6f0v0yA passionate Mobile Engineer with a life-long curiosity for tech and creativity–providing consultancy and engineeri… https://t.co/5e9LuoWN90
Retweeted by Jordan ScalesWorst day of my career. Our little @ReactTraining won't survive payroll in this pandemic and had to throw in the t… https://t.co/jsEZED2oUF
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3/21
2020
@spiralstairs I don't mean to hype you up too much but when that top animation came in I said "holy shit" out loud at my desk @scottjehl 😂 welcome anyway! @left_pad @adamgryu this is free on the epic games store for a few days! (+1 to your review, it's really cute and relaxing) @srinitude @holman @rrhoover https://t.co/2jgn6Of95Z @holman https://t.co/NhbzJeQx6j does discounts on some SaaS subscriptions (disclaimer: I work there) https://t.co/vph7JsjGFn
3/19
2020
@asolove my brother and his three year old love mario party (I also kinda like it not gonna lie) mario kart is my… https://t.co/vIr3rY6XspThe best bit on twitter is criticizing Facebook, having one of your friends who works there say "hey man cmon," and… https://t.co/Qv2ff4wYNP
3/18
2020
Good leadership https://t.co/YlDG1bHCcd @justinjaffray amazing how many of us have touching stories of jeff bezos <3In times likes these it's important to take a deep breath and thank jeff bezos for sending me coffee beans in 2 bus… https://t.co/oqcVhOKCjFHi I have a very good JavaScript developer friend that's been remote for a few years and is looking for a new gig.… https://t.co/hDgEBogKU7
Retweeted by Jordan Scales @ryanflorence e) answer her security questions and delete her account
3/17
2020
to be clear this is literally not me lmao but thank you concerned, gossiping friendsHi I have a very good JavaScript developer friend that's been remote for a few years and is looking for a new gig.… https://t.co/hDgEBogKU7 @dhh @RaviBhalla Woah a local one. Yeah @RaviBhalla give them a nudge.absolutely beautiful—people in lockdown in New York City are singing to each other from their balconies & windows https://t.co/inz623LOqR
Retweeted by Jordan Scales @oneunderscore__ couch to 5k but double everything! @Draknek thanks for a fun 30 hours :) so very excited for your next masterpiece @jkup I spent 10(!!) glorious hours with Supraland this weekend. Would recommend, I didn't expect to enjoy it so much.schrödinger's vanguard account balancescreaming at my participants in user testing because their feedback doesn't match what the metrics already told me
3/16
2020
@sarah_edo https://t.co/0FcVxMz4n8
3/14
2020
God our president sucks so much lmao @CityofHoboken @RaviBhalla @HobokenSchools @holahoboken Do you need to volunteers to help pass out free lunches?
3/13
2020
@ox Uh ohI cannot stress enough that I will do literally anything to get this https://t.co/PFc4GcYtpp @barilleon don't hesitate to bug me if you need a table and chair to work at! @ScribblingOn that's lil jdan!the secret to happily and productively working from home is to cancel all your meetings and play And Justice for Al… https://t.co/ZECGFOmk4Y
3/12
2020
@_tessr unit, thank you @_tessr do not subtweet my heartwarming IG story of me coworking with me stuffed three-toed sloth, Charlie @MalloryLoar I can't wait to play doom and animal crossing simultaneously for 3 days straight and become very confused about myself @arshia__ I didn't read Harry Potter until last year so no shame here don't worry @arshia__ what are you reading?! @raganwald You're so rightRan a small A/B test and went from 19 to 23 clicks on a certain link, so I will be taking the VC route and reportin… https://t.co/8fd8szXOkr @lachygroom 🔒🔑🤵
3/10
2020
@collision brb making an "ughh why are people so fake. text." background @gecko I love itMe reviewing your code with two nested calls to Array.reduce https://t.co/LlCsK7v3y8
3/9
2020
@ironimus42 @threepointone Bravo @Samhanknr @threepointone Software should look less like a power plant and more like a group of white blood cells send tweetHow the hell do ants run efficient colonies and build intricate tunnels without strong types and state charts @AdamRackis I’m going to remain skeptical. When shit hits the fan is the test, and leadership (and their VC coaches… https://t.co/fLQjkZIMu8 @AdamRackis You’re preaching to the choir (I’m a fan of LS and many of their team members) and agree that the path… https://t.co/fftqttFaL3 @AdamRackis Not disagreeing with you there! Still, sweeping bad things under the rug as “everyone makes mistakes”… https://t.co/tVRBhRfC9o @AdamRackis Honestly this sums up my feelings https://t.co/SlztOywon8 It’s not a good defense to compare it agains… https://t.co/NmH9TLb7me @mscccc thank you, was all downhill from there @dens that's a hard area!! what's getting you? lizalfos? environment? @tenderlove that looks pretty gouda sorry aaron I'm new at this
3/8
2020
@MalloryLoar stonemill?? @regulatorynerd best of luck! @stevenspohn @craigums Ugh so sorry friend. Sending hugs.
3/7
2020
@suchipi YUIPretty incredible how quickly Facebook acts when called out on its BS at a large enough scale. It's almost as if th… https://t.co/ZENjY6cnNL
3/6
2020
@aweary @ me next time
3/5
2020

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