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Jennifer "Funpants" Dariani @JDariani In the Hot Tub, San Diego

@OP_Group Co-founder/Owner/COO, Harvard Ph.D., cheese enthusiast, ops nerd, @DippinDots Cool Club member. Show me what you got: jenn@opg.tv

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Joined Twitter 11/17/11


Alright, I’m *particularly* proud of this last-minute creation tonight. Butter-braised summer squash, sautéed sweet… https://t.co/j9mBBI1SUHJust ordered from Amazon Prime and got it delivered to our house within an hour and half of ordering. The delivery… https://t.co/5PBdBkzUMq
5/27
2020
I made the best mashed potatoes yesterday with Chino Farms potatoes and now I'm just in a whole mashed potato mood. https://t.co/ZSpmuOAAk8Part of what our CSA box from Chino Farms this weekend got turned into... Herb crusted rack of lamb, mashed yellow… https://t.co/E6kIvacNX4
5/26
2020
If you're setting up a sponsored launch stream, make sure the talent's schedule and the embargo/release align. Imag… https://t.co/pskSSSZb8x
5/25
2020
We watched the new She-Ra series and @Omeed pointed out that the theme song was badass. I was convinced that the or… https://t.co/pH6oY4xOIc
5/24
2020
Dinner from scratch in ~20 minutes tonight: grilled chicken & kielbasa kebabs and a grilled sweet potato salad with… https://t.co/u3hk68DD7u
5/21
2020
More quarantine cooking: Raddichio, Beet & Burrata Salad Brown Butter Scallops, Creamed Kale, Saffron Risotto. https://t.co/Y9gGjsB1kF
5/20
2020
@BarryCarlyon https://t.co/8VIFnseCuZMy new guilty pleasure is replying to sponsors who send out a form letter email blast, get rates for certain client… https://t.co/KBP9Z2TwDp
5/19
2020
I am astounded at how little some of these "influencer marketing platforms" know about the logistics of how content… https://t.co/sNR0NNoYs8
5/18
2020
Mmmmmm. Toasted Ciabatta, cultured butter, sliced avocado, minced garlic, chili flakes, sea salt & a sprinkle of l… https://t.co/ybzw1B1JChEvery couple days, at least one client gets an email from yet another website calling themselves "the world's leadi… https://t.co/2wT8fR8wyB
5/17
2020
I’m feeling like it’s a “Mac n cheese for breakfast” kinda day. https://t.co/RSc8D5BodlThe anti-mask "it's a free country" 'friends' on my Facebook timeline are going to eventually give me a stroke, I s… https://t.co/XaRWzxShAB
5/16
2020
YASSS. Great explanation. It stresses me out to see so many content creators taken in by this form of commercial em… https://t.co/mbGxyJH3WOThe wagyu heart, by the way, was only $10/lb and had the taste of filet mignon with the texture of venison. HIGHLY… https://t.co/GIyJ3ziNrKKA. LI. MA. Grilled marinated wagyu heart, farro, romanesco cauliflower, & romesco sauce. https://t.co/lFDHmONIjb
5/15
2020
@AvaGG @TwitchPluto @ShannonZKiller @OP_Group I literally just made a joke about this to a sponsor yesterday. 😂Grilled wagyu heart is on the dinner menu tonight at Casa Dariani. Hoping I can resist the urge to eat it for long… https://t.co/80wDkrD5Lg @Fail_lula This is relevant to @Omeed 's interests.Bonus: it's one of those automatic self-cleaning litterboxes so halfway through the call the motor started its grin… https://t.co/yj7yhXQEh7Me: "Time for an important catchup call with an employee!" My cat: "Now would be a GREAT time to use the litterbox… https://t.co/ObizqtY99BHow I'm starting to feel, every time another one of my oddly specific predictions to @omeed about how states & peop… https://t.co/Im7ymYElas
5/14
2020
@SirSlaw_ 👀 @SirSlaw_ https://t.co/MDjCd6AKKh @PR3SIDENT Counterproposal: take saying it to the next level. https://t.co/0l28Upzoc0
5/13
2020
Instead of the promised sassiness, please enjoy today's moment of existential dread: There are two coffee mugs on m… https://t.co/elyZHxxJf3I feel a wave of Twitter sassiness coming on. Trying to suppress it. https://t.co/whXNLz7Cby😂 https://t.co/r4vUQ0NbRw
5/12
2020
Quick & simple dinner tonight: pan seared flat iron steak 🥩, tomato salad, farmers market carrots & sugar snap peas… https://t.co/2ZoaQ5smSn
5/11
2020
@AgentTinsley No *new* skills yet, but have been revisiting a lot of old ones: Painted for the first time in 10 yea… https://t.co/7xiyuHlEHzRetweeted without comment. 🤣 https://t.co/Nl75O9CSdHQOTD: “Efficiency is the slacker’s best friend.”
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5/9
2020
@Clintus @OP_Group @RachelWeatherf4 @theaudreyrawr @PodsofWar @OliverPascual13 out as* @Clintus @OP_Group @RachelWeatherf4 @theaudreyrawr @PodsofWar @OliverPascual13 I read a bunch of reviews of IRL win… https://t.co/ORE8KKU4bzIt was super fun! https://t.co/kq4N3BjgYp https://t.co/db9Sdkf9uQAbout to fire up the first @OP_Group remote wine & paint party with @RachelWeatherf4 @theaudreyrawr @PodsofWarhttps://t.co/0tsRkIP55q
5/8
2020
Also, since it’s going to take a lot of work to build a business, much of which will feel unrewarding because it co… https://t.co/FiA6Ceqtl0I really think people misinterpret “don’t go into streaming expecting to make money”. Don’t choose to start up wit… https://t.co/RdQUt3S4U7Great thread about whether to treat streaming as a business or a hobby. https://t.co/AFRCvrE8FDMood. https://t.co/FhGo82U7fo
5/7
2020
I ate: sorta Niçoise salad (fried egg instead of hard boiled, sardines instead of tuna, and some olives that are de… https://t.co/8rDsdh7dwG
5/6
2020
Today in "this agency needs some remedial math lessons": we received one email declining a quoted rate, saying that… https://t.co/alVTwPWeLi
5/5
2020
@Gothalion The size of that grated cheese relative to the size of the rice grains is messing with my head.Sweet potato, kale, andouille sausage & red rice breakfast bowl... https://t.co/PcLMEGc0wFAnd also: Zucchini & Pearled Couscous Salad, Burrata, Balsamic Glaze https://t.co/CSHGuJWkNGQuarantine Cooking Adventures: Andouille & Pecan Stuffed Pork Chop, Apple Pan Sauce, Spicy Red Cabbage & Lemon Butt… https://t.co/ifmNcIyIJo
5/3
2020
In my first office hours I: - Coined a new nickname for myself ('Funpants') - Told viewers that @Omeed was peeing a… https://t.co/RRRl80P2xu
5/2
2020
@SirSlaw_ @Omeed And before anyone gets on my ass about recommending abrasive products on nonstick cookware... thes… https://t.co/8Vn7lyqILD @SirSlaw_ @Omeed I don’t think it’s the pan. (A thorough cleaning with a scrubber sponge & barkeeper’s friend for c… https://t.co/N0YFZtBctOI can't believe I have to say this, but.... Don't say you *really* want to work with a mgmt company... and then hav… https://t.co/ySIFq1yJdY @Hacker_Poker @Omeed @OP_Group Funny you should ask... https://t.co/Dy0gOcqXSP @Hacker_Poker @Omeed @OP_Group All of them. https://t.co/2HQ9IQDlUT
5/1
2020
@pentapod I intended to insert “////////////////////////////////////“ into that important policy document I was wri… https://t.co/a89soFf6XA @ShannonZKiller There is still an ice cream truck that wanders our neighborhood daily too. What if I commandeer it… https://t.co/iNhb6V53QM @ShannonZKiller I can sit on my upstairs porch faking a dry cough, but I think all that does is make 'em walk down… https://t.co/KvPYbRA1B1
4/30
2020
@AvaGG @MattDethridge God. Dammit.Happy to report that we are hiring at OPG! Positions are San Diego based and entry level/junior, start date ASAP, w… https://t.co/stHEWAJEvXAll our neighbors are out socializing and not social distancing and not wearing masks. https://t.co/9f883fxuM1If you are in So Cal and are jonesing for some sushi, and want to make it at home, we just had a bunch of sashimi &… https://t.co/V0Kz0lJ2IvVery pleased that yesterday while Twitter was mostly broken I still managed to get this DM through. https://t.co/ujZuXH8k9W @Faucius https://t.co/6bJcQS7qda @Faucius Time to eat literally all the sashimi. It's only 3 lbs of fish + crab + tobiko, what could go wrong? (Man… https://t.co/HpGED7zc90
4/29
2020
Oh god, Imperfect Foods, Crowd Cow, and a ton of sashimi all just arrived on the same day... and the fridge/freezer… https://t.co/aqbvjNBhG2Oh cool, it’s ‘run wildly all over the house looking out every window repeatedly for birbs to stalk’ o’clock. https://t.co/aPfu81Sm4CAnybody else have a cat with a SERIOUS marshmallow habit? Tugboat is...a little obsessed.
4/28
2020
@adamslieb Nothing like sending over a 3.5% click rate and being told it's 1/10th of what was expected. 😂 @Trobsmonkey About 130x+ higher than the actual average click-through rate (0.25%) according to Google. 😂 @TheTeawrex Someone who lied about the stat in the first place isn't going to suddenly be honest when answering a f… https://t.co/nq37nkd0UiJust had an agency tell me that a 33% click-through rate on advertising is 'standard' performance and that anything… https://t.co/kAio7kkgGn @juiceDiem https://t.co/OVtQh38Arr https://t.co/MSJXFWek9gI do not need to buy special okonomiyaki flour. I do not need to buy special okonomiyaki flour. I do not need to bu… https://t.co/GfEc5YD506
4/27
2020
When did the entire gaming/esports/influencer industry decide that weekends and days off don’t exist? The rate of p… https://t.co/OchqXAZo3f
4/26
2020
If you need a little levity in your day, I recommend checking out the "Main Dick Demo". Watching AI fail at comple… https://t.co/7wRotic5Vc @AvaGG Guess what we bought on Amazon when we went into lockdown.... 😂 https://t.co/mnrFbID3md @PodsofWar Can we also talk about the times we’ve had MULTIPLE team members hear a contact say one thing on a call,… https://t.co/GD9OMvxtua
4/24
2020
Also this week: I've seen agencies approach with very low offers in a way that isn't insulting in the least, and th… https://t.co/gUffbAxJNiBrands and ad agencies: if you are working with an influencer agency, make sure you know what kinds of offers they'… https://t.co/RoU26pn8AiWild boar ragu tagliatelle, and an avocado/radish/sardine salad. The pasta isn't too much to look at, but... dang i… https://t.co/hLAB9rRkxG @BikeMan @OtherJoe_AJS Good lord, what did I stumble in to?? https://t.co/bAG3pdTal6
4/23
2020
Brisket Mac n Cheese, Brisket Melts, or Brisket Enchiladas?
4/21
2020
@juiceDiem Quarantine has been putting a real damper on my access to microgreens and edible flowers for garnish. 😿Roast squab with rosemary fig sauce, mushroom wild rice stuffing, and purple sweet potato purée. https://t.co/vmsxGH1Wwd
4/20
2020
Principle Investigator slams reviewer decision in meltdown over controversial grant rejection. https://t.co/oi35JEnITa
Retweeted by Jennifer 'Funpants' DarianiWhen @Omeed snags a Prime Now delivery slot... on the weekend... https://t.co/JuiQP727KM @Omeed I also figured out what show, season, and episode it appears on. https://t.co/apYlR57toC @Omeed Never doubt that if it exists on the internet, no matter how old or obscure, @jdariani can find it in minutes... @Omeed https://t.co/PZ1VZ7h2rJ @theaudreyrawr I see your ‘later in the day huevos rancheros’ and raise you ‘morning after dried out, half-eaten pa… https://t.co/5YPW17OMJI
4/18
2020
Hopefully some of these suggestions will help you stay healthy, safe, and a little less stressed about the state of your pantry and fridge!One exception that we made was using @ShopMercato to have cheese and charcuterie delivered from @venissimocheese --… https://t.co/5sR617ljbZYou'll notice I haven't mentioned local shopper services. I've generally avoided these because they basically just… https://t.co/cpFfOrwJSUSome things can be made from scratch. Butter takes some elbow grease but is simple to make (bonus: you get buttermi… https://t.co/CNxMJTLzxlSimilarly, though it might be hard to get regular flour for baking, gluten free, potato flour, and weird flour like… https://t.co/cz97EoOGLPMany basic ingredients are extremely difficult to get hold of. If you're adventurous, while you're waiting for regu… https://t.co/qGsp3rWutMOn Prime Now, products are default displayed according to how popular they are... if you want products that are les… https://t.co/3HW5EBn8SNDelivery slots from @amazonprimenow are pretty rare. We keep our cart stocked with 'nice to have' treats and check… https://t.co/zw8ffHCfJxOur weekly poultry and seafood needs are met by Imperfect Foods, but for special treats we've ordered sashimi grade… https://t.co/jMal6N9KYoFor beef and pork, we order from @crowdcowusa . Their Wagyu is priceyyyy but their cheaper/weirder cuts (top sirloi… https://t.co/4PtGQMyU6h
4/17
2020

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