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victor casillas @jedycasillas Boyle Heights, Los Angelesaqe

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Joined Twitter 4/4/17


‘Energy cannot be be created or destroyed.’ @Nasty_Chris I always think about how the Lakers should have won in ‘08. It helps me. And if that doesn’t work, I… https://t.co/m3gHPJTOmXI hate washing my hands after I pee until I really wish I did.Oh man, that’s going to make for a rough exit https://t.co/mBe4LG3iGl
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1/16
2020
👀😂 https://t.co/oAduFOpXF4 @kiddohiphop Prolly means you’re suppose to be there. @BENBALLER I grew up on Mott and 4th, can’t wait! Keep killing the Podcast game foo @BENBALLER I rated it 5 stars when it first dropped so it won’t let me leave a question... Can you give a Boyle He… https://t.co/031VRAEXZ1moderator: we hate you please respond
Retweeted by victor casillasMe: Do you ever take a day off? Bartender at Casey’s: Do you? https://t.co/5Wa465ta7DI don’t care what happens tonight Ken Jennings is a national treasure #JeopardyGOAT https://t.co/Ca5NkA08QZ
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1/15
2020
No one: God: *creates peopleToday’s going to be a great one— if you want it to be.Bad news: Sandman gets no love from the Academy. Good news: Sandman can stop wearing suits. Congrats to all my fri… https://t.co/y7EdOqlgfW
Retweeted by victor casillasIf you’re really from LA you know how easy it was to take a piss in DTLA back in the day.There’s nothing like a good rump.“She’s a ho” Okay and? Ho + me = home We tryna build
Retweeted by victor casillasDon’t be honest if you don’t want to but don’t try to make the truth not the truth.Monterey Park is Yang GangAF.I don’t remember this scene? https://t.co/5euLnlkY8U
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1/14
2020
I love you my Bobby Boucher!!! You was robbed!! But Mama loves you!!! I learned a new urban slang word for you! You… https://t.co/2OLEA6Ld0t
Retweeted by victor casillas#HairLove is live! It’s an animated short film about an African American father learning how to do his daughters ha… https://t.co/VZQkZy1kr5
Retweeted by victor casillasLol. Metallica gave $750,000. https://t.co/l45HkUKhIK
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1/13
2020
I hope this shit never ends until all words are referred to by their first letter and no one has any idea what the… https://t.co/FHymN2H5gp
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1/12
2020
dudes be lonely af saying “my life a movie” yeah ok Home Alone
Retweeted by victor casillas @bigbadboogie33 A real man would have done the same to him, Coach. Step up @oskiieeThaG Lmao did you peak?
1/11
2020
@danadonly 😂😂😂Ducking hate how much the Lakers celebrate during a game. Fuck a dunk, finish the fucking game. https://t.co/5RXViU2e8G
1/9
2020
Those eyebrows tell me everything I need to know https://t.co/IQfcpTOXzr
Retweeted by victor casillas @oskiieeThaG https://t.co/2lzcMnYDYr @oskiieeThaG You’re 29 now. We’re all disqualified now papa. Who you talking to? LolThat feeling when the McGriddle hits the bloodstream https://t.co/c1KlInDfKX
Retweeted by victor casillasTo everybody who has gotten angry at Benihana for not honoring their reservation time— I’d like to inform you that… https://t.co/DJMeSnt8rERemember people the only country that has ever used a nuclear weapon against another nation is THE UNITED STATES OF… https://t.co/sDhmTG60px
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1/8
2020
Holy shit it’s still Monday
Retweeted by victor casillasBeen listening to that Sunday Service Choir album I don’t even know WHAT day it is. @OliviaaaaaH One tells you where you’ll go and the other only recommends.
1/7
2020
It won a Golden Globe! https://t.co/7oXBlm5nyk
1/6
2020
The dude from You did such a great job acting that I didn’t realize his gapped teeth until I was mid way through the 2nd season.there are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out.. Crazy how the years start c… https://t.co/0J9ymghNVc
Retweeted by victor casillasJ. Cole is at my job.
1/5
2020
@Iam_Klutch Whatfinally it’s YOUR time to shine wya Solider????????????? https://t.co/nK5snL6GZB
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1/4
2020
For those of you who didn’t live through the invasion of Iraq, here is what is about to happen: 1. There will be a… https://t.co/8UyboRJqRv
Retweeted by victor casillas @oskiieeThaG Nose bleeds are expensive! LolIt feels like it’s Friday for the 3rd time this week.Hey guys sorry if this is a stupid question it’s been a minute, but what’s sex like?
Retweeted by victor casillasTwitter won WW3 before it even started. I’m dying (bad word choice) laughing at these tweets 😂My favorite person to retweet in 2019 is @rouge_0nei think those are gross just do it why niggas need a made up day to trick themselves into doing better hahha https://t.co/efGvy14vqh
Retweeted by victor casillas@ the library Bar. The have literary themed drinks. I asked for a Dumbledore’s Finger in Snape. Let’s see if they know what I mean.idk why im putting this on here, but i am. enjoy https://t.co/lFFmKJgKQx
Retweeted by victor casillasIdk how to tell the feral cats I feed that I’d love nothing more than to hug them like they were a dumb dog. But id… https://t.co/QtqfFRNm3wExtremely 4, provides easiest access to an exit. https://t.co/YUkoe1nmhw
Retweeted by victor casillascancelling plans is ok. faking your own death is ok. making it look like your husband murdered you ok. impregnating… https://t.co/7JKoeb6mOG
Retweeted by victor casillasYou can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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1/3
2020
Someone just told me ‘we prefer you with your glasses. Just saying’ Lol My Mom + My Dad= Ehhhh My Mom + My Dad +… https://t.co/j0tXFvmlchThis helps https://t.co/Q5bS3SfQcQ https://t.co/5gaHZGX2byHow much adderall do the Nolan Brother run through when they write a script?Inception is on Netflix!!! @Ham___Ham_ Lmao
1/2
2020
Fun prank on new years eve: at 11:59pm on 2019 tell your friends "SEE YOU NEXT DECADE!" and then leave for 10 years
Retweeted by victor casillasHappy New Year everybody!!! I love you all!!!
Retweeted by victor casillasCONFIRMED: there WILL be checkpoints out there people!!! https://t.co/T7gEHjhIXc
1/1
2019
Wow, can’t believe today’s the last day I’ll ever masterbate. @Mr_AwwSum Why are you waiting for the 11th to watch Star Wars?Bitching about hipsters is the new clout chasing for fake woke people..
Retweeted by victor casillasI can’t believe Forrest Gump was just mentally ill.
12/31
2019
If you’d rather sleep with Joe/Will from You (a murder) over me (actually a nice guy) then m’lady, you are part of… https://t.co/3pa2m47vAH
12/30
2019
10 years ago I worked at subway. I’d often find my boss DJ smoking weed in the freezer. All the meats smelled like… https://t.co/WxQKdqJqWx
Retweeted by victor casillasMy family when I tell them I’m not drinking anymore https://t.co/8cyaci7FgM
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12/29
2019
To this day I can’t listen to Dru Hill without thinking about a grown man with a wet spot in his draws waving at me… https://t.co/zVP1Hjqhwn
Retweeted by victor casillas @ObieOnee_ All time favorite word in the Spanish language.The new camera angles for the laker game made me feel like I was wearing Snapchat glasses @robdelaney @KenTremendous @jenstatsky @alirush @eeshmu @rachelaxler @janiobi @kassiamiller @ourladyj @CarolynOminehttps://t.co/rEeGx3SqJF
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12/27
2019
Lmao If Kobe was on that team he would have been waiting for them in the locker like this. https://t.co/0QW8ntWbJi https://t.co/BNBUAiXGds @ObieOnee_ I said lebron not the Lakers. lol @ObieOnee_ Lebron gonna recruit him watchit's crazy heroin has ravaged white america and they are not any better at jazz
Retweeted by victor casillasI can’t explain my logic but if your childhood bedroom is still intact your family is rich.
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12/26
2019
This holiday season, check on your strong friends. Make sure they can still deadlift 200 lbs. If they can’t, no… https://t.co/tK5FW6dPkR
Retweeted by victor casillasThe Holiday Season is the Year’s Weekend. @Pauljones100_ 😂Lmao Fucking Paul.
12/24
2019
I’m man enough to smell a flowerMind over matter, I do magic @ferniewestside @bigbadboogie33 (My favorite Billie Eilish lyric.)The future is lesbian.
12/23
2019
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Retweeted by victor casillasLMFAO https://t.co/kFqOlvHDPmhaven't really watched any NFL this season but every single Lamar Jackson highlight I've seen looks like some video game shit
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Retweeted by victor casillasThis is so mesmerizing. Dude’s head barely even moves. https://t.co/3bRDxnvqju
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12/22
2019
@oskiieeThaG https://t.co/ChGLHHLVKj @Iam_Klutch Your from LA, you’ve been on the 10. Stop bitching.I got my manager for Secret Santa and I need an explanation for the dildo I mailed to the restaurant. Any ideas? @OliviaaaaaH You need to practice with some dribble goggles and you won’t have that problem. You guide the ball wit… https://t.co/d4ocnTMjvRI can’t drive my car anymore and it feels like I have a humongous Hot Wheel parked in the back.
12/21
2019

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