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Whose Line Is It Anyway? on CW; Harmontown podcast; Harmonquest on VRV. I DID NOT CREATE TEEN WOLF, different guy. Instagram also @jeffbryandavis

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Joined Twitter 4/18/09


@BrianDBradley Having been there and posting a picture of it isn’t vain. It’s grief.Ave Maria https://t.co/lb6Y5XV05a
Retweeted by Jeff B. Davis @realDonaldTrump You truly are an ironclad moronSad to see these pictures of a major fire breaking out at #NotreDame Cathedral. https://t.co/EMdOCxFX8z
Retweeted by Jeff B. Davis @nkratzer1 @realDonaldTrump Unfollow me cupcake. @chick_in_kiev @ManInTheHoody I’m Jeffy @JDRyznar Think of all the iron you’ll ingest. @RBReich @EricIdle I payed more tax than Netflix?Thanks to all who came to @WhoseLiveAnyway in Louisville Bloomington, Terre Haute, Bethlehem, New Bedford, Portsmou… https://t.co/VDUd8A95Hx @MollyJongFast The poop. @JoelMurray9of9 @WhoseLiveAnyway Be happyI’ll retweet your GOT spoilers @realDonaldTrump “for” you dipshit.
4/15
2019
The only downside of traveling all over the US doing comedy and having fun is meeting nice people who will still vo… https://t.co/MQYe7EyOjR
4/14
2019
@eshap You are sort of a dumb tho, Evan.Been in Woodstock NY for three hours and it’s lovely and the people are sweet and would everyone please stop playin… https://t.co/zVOv0Afzag
4/12
2019
@AnnaGillcrist @lyft @AskLyft Glad @lyft fired the predatory driver. 👍🏽 They should also fire the customer service… https://t.co/E93bD0u8d1
4/11
2019
¡Tu deseo es mi comando! https://t.co/iDMPBbtLvd
4/10
2019
@pagetpaget Then he was no drummer. @RobbieFulks Goldendoodle
4/8
2019
@SarahKSilverman What a nice life @TheOtherRalston @the_flesheaters When the CHP had shit to do! That wasn’t actually their job! @JOKERakaTANGO @Harmontown @RobSchrab @RobSchrab is legend
4/4
2019
Just finished the chapter about the mandarin duck in Charles Darwin’s “On the Oranges of Species” https://t.co/F2Sf0uIi24 @DoodRun @WhoseLiveAnyway Doesn’t @colinmochrie do that in every hoedown? @blainecapatch That’s just some patio table top.Trying to figure the math on whether it were better I be paid, not per show, but a flat fee per semi-subtle genital… https://t.co/0qsggoWziU @SenileGiraffe That’s an awesome deep cut reference 🏆🍊 @LindaE26421051 Ok. Also f—k off. 😊Anyone from Louisville KY have any vegan/vegetarian tips? Also breakfast spots. And maybe a good baseball bat manufacturer. Thanks🍊 🍊 🍊🍊🍊 https://t.co/GAQriXbohm
4/3
2019
🎼 We don’t need another super hero movie 🎶
4/2
2019
@TheOtherRalston @stonecold2050 Model UN & Professor RapechargeWhen is there time for dry cleaning on this run? Holy smoke. Come see us, we are funny. https://t.co/MR0QHb7sry
3/31
2019
@EricIdle @alyankovic This is truly wonderful.RIP Ranking Roger of the Beat. Your music is eternal. Go on toasting through the sky. https://t.co/OLGXhC9x01
3/30
2019
@TooMuchCHURCH What the shit @paulrust If you try skydiving you’ll have flying dreams. At least for me when I tried it at 18 @EricIdle Can’t have enough Maigret. Thank heavens Simenon wrote a hundred of them. Or 75 or something
3/27
2019
@Agile_Anthea @EricIdle @Harmontown @JoinTheDynasty @StarburnsAudio Maybe late 2019I deleted a tweet because of a shameful typo. Your welcome.
3/26
2019
@paulrust Is there a button where I can like a tweet and also hate myself for it?Come to @Harmontown tonight at Dynasty Typewriter, special British guests. @JoinTheDynasty @StarburnsAudio https://t.co/XAjSmr8lnXshowed up wearing the same shirt as my friend’s dog THAT is lesbianism
Retweeted by Jeff B. Davis @elizaskinner Me. And me and my brother
3/25
2019
@StevenMCaruso @GregProops @WhoseLiveAnyway @DaveSFoley @JoelMurray9of9 You are correct, sir. Thank you for coming.Baltimore MD audiences are weird, in a wild wonderful way. Stay freaky, Baltimore. @WhoseLiveAnyway @GregProops @JoelMurray9of9 @DaveSFoley
3/23
2019
Having dinner alone, seated near a family of 20 that cannot stop laughing. I can’t tell what country they’re from b… https://t.co/i1D52bi6BX
3/20
2019
@PFTompkins @heathercampbell You’re a straight up Oscar. That’s why I love you. @PFTompkins My closest friends are most like Oscar. So Oscar i guess. .
3/18
2019
@ed_solomon @EricIdle Wow.
3/17
2019
Hi, you on the e-scooter, you look dumb and I’m worried for your safety.
3/15
2019
@OhNoSheTwitnt Hear hearI hope the guy I just overheard yelling “dude I literally ate shit” is just klutzy and doesn’t know what “literally” means
3/14
2019
@MSgtGunny @DerekMears Aquaman @sellersnotpeter No @simulflow One can only dream @shapella The worst. @TheOtherRalston You should only be killed for that joke @DerekMears @steveagee I’m real!!! @DerekMears God @atrupar @ManInTheHoody Did he get a haircut? Follow up question: how does that work?
3/13
2019
@BetrekaNebula That song has zero rock or roll.For a full week malignant forces have conspired to make me hear far more Billy Joel than requiredHey @WhoseLiveAnyway goes East 3/21 Norfolk 3/22 Baltimore 3/23 Atlantic City @DaveSFoley @JoelMurray9of9https://t.co/NBDPO86iN0
Retweeted by Jeff B. DavisI’m here at Nashville’s #CBS affiliate to talk with my good friend Meryll Rose about Friday night’s… https://t.co/uArsuyFe1y
Retweeted by Jeff B. Davis
3/12
2019
From backstage at Sam Christensen’s memorial, Ken Cortland speaking beneath the image of a man who means a great de… https://t.co/eBcNM6bLDB
3/11
2019
This is how visually impaired people are able to experience soccer. My deepest respect and admiration for those wh… https://t.co/iJBKQreIby
Retweeted by Jeff B. DavisIf anyone has ever been moved by the wonderful life of friend and mentor #SamChristensen, his memorial this Sunday,… https://t.co/oPdcBN1Axa
3/9
2019
@Thesixler @THE_Branko Dungeon snap!
3/8
2019
@TimRacine You’re definitely close @steveagee Tim Apple @MollyJongFast Oui oui!
3/7
2019
@MohanadElshieky I was eating Swedish pancake balls with Mohanad as this perfect joke was born.lil’ migas https://t.co/qVoeQ96D51 @jonahray @emilyvgordon Shirts don’t have buttons now?! @JuddApatow Douchebagzzzzzzzzz @MohanadElshieky @odosaur It isn’t open!
3/6
2019
Roaming Portland, OR with the great mohanad.elshieky @ Reel M Inn https://t.co/Lk9y8q7dly @PSYCH_HYPE @ManInTheHoody Sadly, I’ll take the over.
3/5
2019
@LibyaLiberty You’re half biscuit
3/4
2019
What bugs me about people mistakenly thinking I created @MTVteenwolf is it distracts from the fact that I did create Cake Boss.
3/2
2019
@steveagee 🏆 @thistallawkgirl @JDRyznar M (Montana)So far, I find these results alarming. https://t.co/zDMFemGfJyAnd be honest
2/28
2019
BC This Weekend @WhoseLiveAnyway 2/28 Victoria -Royal Theatre 3/1 Vancouver -Hard Rock 3/2 Richmond -River Rock 3/… https://t.co/2tjHTXKFzA
Retweeted by Jeff B. DavisHey Whosers of the Volunteer State @WhoseLiveAnyway 3/15 Nashville 3/16 Chatanooga Deke from Nashville… https://t.co/tOqGf3E2LB
Retweeted by Jeff B. DavisI’m not done loving laughing being sad about a world without him. #brodystevens https://t.co/DR7muXogIp
2/26
2019
You both rule https://t.co/ARlVQDjPReI’m about to win the #Oscar for Best Karaoke Adaptation, B.J. Thomas’ “Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song”
2/25
2019
Tonight: I’ll be live-tweeting not watching the #Oscars. Stay tuned💔+❤️ https://t.co/XMjFEeWUMv
Retweeted by Jeff B. Davis
2/24
2019
@RheaButcher He talked baseball with me and I don’t know shit about baseball. I love him. @docrocktex26 @axios Good @Skagitles Yes. @WhoseLiveAnyway see link for datesAbout to do a comedy show in Fort Collins, CO. All of us from @WhoseLiveAnyway dedicate and send each laugh we get… https://t.co/cp0GftIXNQ
2/23
2019
1. Brody Stevens Story There was a charity show at the Laugh Factory for the charity of a major Hollywood agency.… https://t.co/gt44ycTG3C
Retweeted by Jeff B. DavisWe love you Brody. https://t.co/Q9PewwZz5c
2/22
2019

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