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Whose Line Is It Anyway? on CW; Harmontown podcast; Harmonquest on VRV. I DID NOT CREATE TEEN WOLF, different guy. Instagram also @jeffbryandavis

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Joined Twitter 4/18/09


The Neil Diamond of songs about probably a delicately crafted butt or knob joke. @whoseliveanyway 📸 👉🏼 @LAustin_ https://t.co/M21wr6JHXpKeep enjoying your goals, #USWNT. It’s team joy. #WomensWorldCup
6/13
2019
In case you missed one or two goals (which would be understandable because you know, 13‼️) we’ve got some highlight… https://t.co/Wy7KSYYh6O
Retweeted by Jeff B. DavisOne team. 13-0 https://t.co/eeGC6mZixUPay the women more than the men @FIFAcom. They’re better and more people watch. #WomensWorldCup2019 https://t.co/frcAObmfQq
6/11
2019
@lexxchris Something along the lines of pp in bums @TravColeman Something along the lines of pp in buns
6/7
2019
@youmostofall Holy shit you’re right.
6/4
2019
New band idea. GWARllagher. Hard rock, dumb jokes, big splash zone of fake body fluids and smashed watermelons
6/3
2019
@aliensecretion1 He has his moments. @typeOminus That episode is insane. I laughed very hard.Barry 👍🏽 GOT 💤
5/23
2019
@ChillyWillie03 Season 3 coming soonish. #boneweevil @HarmonQuest @WatchVRV @Thesixler I’d take several of them to make plastic knuckle-dusters, spikes up.🏆 https://t.co/nbuRIG5IrR
5/21
2019
Salty nightmares. You are encouraged to eat the shell. Wisconsin, you worry me. @ Pensaukee, Wisconsin https://t.co/5N0sTgMYjX @Thesixler That was an emotional roller coaster ride
5/17
2019
My buddy @JeffBryanDavis with the great Tim Conway on one of the most enjoyable shows I’ve ever been a part of: 200… https://t.co/AVOuALFr1l
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5/15
2019
@EricIdle @TaylorGuitars The very same words I use to describe you.My first introduction to comedy was Carol Burnett Show, lying on the shag carpet, my face three feet from the TV sc… https://t.co/S7QWv9HWBk @HunkMelee I know those are good but i hate the shape. @cpmckenna Ok.From now on, every day is Doris Day. What an actor, comedian, vocalist, all-around joy giver, and star in the sky.… https://t.co/0E7fqc4f8IAny Minnesotans have advice on a cool guitar store Minneapolis/St.Paul area? I want a nice little travel acoustic l… https://t.co/GlErdPZgmB
5/14
2019
Intimate burlesque with older men @WhoseLiveAnyway https://t.co/0IF5G0TixyGreat shows and gloriously loony crowds in upper and lower Dakotas. Bring us back please. Keep your dish hot and yo… https://t.co/lDwg9j0uqw
5/13
2019
@Kat_Aych Incorrect @VbifZywty Correct @Satanis9999 Saw Sammy @Vampyress I’ve never seen Willie. He only plays LA when I’m out of town. @eshap Prince. @JoelMurray9of9 @WhoseLiveAnyway I didn’t know the Red Hot Chili Peppers were touring!It might be mild OCD talking, but I’d prefer to wake up tomorrow with 97 less Twitter followers. #roundnumbers @EricDaw_ Once. He was chubby and fantastic. @Mismelissamarie I will always love you is hard to beat @EricDaw_ Greek Theater. He ruled. @Mismelissamarie Saw her at the Greek Theater and I cried. @GregProops @nharmertaylor You saw him and I talk about clean vs. dirty hair. That doesn’t count. @_TomArnd Saw him three times. @GregProops @nharmertaylor Rick SpringfieldDolly Parton Cinderella Sammy Davis Jr. Dokken Willie Nelson Frank Sinatra https://t.co/6qQ8MfE1VNI have a small town crush on Fargo, North Dakota, and the lovely people who’ve chosen to eventually freeze to death here. @WhoseLiveAnyway
5/12
2019
Very good! https://t.co/BB4tw0popk
Retweeted by Jeff B. DavisWe have a night off in Fargo, ND. Expectations are high. Any local tips, let us know. @WhoseLiveAnyway @MattCanTweet Nope
5/10
2019
Second guitar lesson today. If anyone wants to come over and shred sweet g maj scales with 50-70% accuracy, I’m ready to rock 🎸 ⚡️
5/9
2019
@realDonaldTrump Shut up, tubby @jonahray Wait what? @EndlessJeopardy What is Mister Rogers’ Racially-segregated Neighborhood? @blainecapatch I love you. @BaileyMeyster That’s the joke, dumdum
5/5
2019
@PFTompkins NopeWe May Improv @WhoseLiveAnyway @DaveSFoley @JoelMurray9of9 @JeffBryanDavis\ 5.4 Oklahoma City, OK 5.11 Fargo, ND… https://t.co/qcXDXAjllV
Retweeted by Jeff B. DavisGreat moments in improv suggestions - Tulsa, OK edition. @GregProops : “Give me a made up Oklahoma soap opera title… https://t.co/aTqMvEAoiv
5/4
2019
Howdy Texas and Oklahoma This weekend @WhoseLiveAnyway May 2 Houston May 3 Tulsa May 4 Oklahoma City… https://t.co/PGjnLjWpeo
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4/30
2019
Just had a guitar lesson, and I made my ukulele watch.
4/26
2019
@heathercampbell Those are his golf glove tan lines. That’s how much he golfs.
4/22
2019
@JYSexton The crazy thing is I went to high school with a guy named William Barr. Wait, no I didn’t @RheaButcher I might throw in a little Bad News Bears tooJust knocked down two straight hours of #Chopped on @foodnetwork and yes I did cry a little
4/21
2019
@BrianDBradley Having been there and posting a picture of it isn’t vain. It’s grief.Ave Maria https://t.co/lb6Y5XV05a
Retweeted by Jeff B. Davis @realDonaldTrump You truly are an ironclad moronSad to see these pictures of a major fire breaking out at #NotreDame Cathedral. https://t.co/EMdOCxFX8z
Retweeted by Jeff B. Davis @nkratzer1 @realDonaldTrump Unfollow me cupcake. @chick_in_kiev @ManInTheHoody I’m Jeffy @JDRyznar Think of all the iron you’ll ingest. @RBReich @EricIdle I payed more tax than Netflix?Thanks to all who came to @WhoseLiveAnyway in Louisville Bloomington, Terre Haute, Bethlehem, New Bedford, Portsmou… https://t.co/VDUd8A95Hx @MollyJongFast The poop. @JoelMurray9of9 @WhoseLiveAnyway Be happyI’ll retweet your GOT spoilers @realDonaldTrump “for” you dipshit.
4/15
2019
The only downside of traveling all over the US doing comedy and having fun is meeting nice people who will still vo… https://t.co/MQYe7EyOjR
4/14
2019
@eshap You are sort of a dumb tho, Evan.Been in Woodstock NY for three hours and it’s lovely and the people are sweet and would everyone please stop playin… https://t.co/zVOv0Afzag
4/12
2019
@AnnaGillcrist @lyft @AskLyft Glad @lyft fired the predatory driver. 👍🏽 They should also fire the customer service… https://t.co/E93bD0u8d1
4/11
2019
¡Tu deseo es mi comando! https://t.co/iDMPBbtLvd
4/10
2019
@pagetpaget Then he was no drummer. @RobbieFulks Goldendoodle
4/8
2019
@SarahKSilverman What a nice life @TheOtherRalston @the_flesheaters When the CHP had shit to do! That wasn’t actually their job! @JOKERakaTANGO @Harmontown @RobSchrab @RobSchrab is legend
4/4
2019
Just finished the chapter about the mandarin duck in Charles Darwin’s “On the Oranges of Species” https://t.co/F2Sf0uIi24 @DoodRun @WhoseLiveAnyway Doesn’t @colinmochrie do that in every hoedown? @blainecapatch That’s just some patio table top.Trying to figure the math on whether it were better I be paid, not per show, but a flat fee per semi-subtle genital… https://t.co/0qsggoWziU @SenileGiraffe That’s an awesome deep cut reference 🏆🍊 @LindaE26421051 Ok. Also f—k off. 😊Anyone from Louisville KY have any vegan/vegetarian tips? Also breakfast spots. And maybe a good baseball bat manufacturer. Thanks🍊 🍊 🍊🍊🍊 https://t.co/GAQriXbohm
4/3
2019
🎼 We don’t need another super hero movie 🎶
4/2
2019
@TheOtherRalston @stonecold2050 Model UN & Professor RapechargeWhen is there time for dry cleaning on this run? Holy smoke. Come see us, we are funny. https://t.co/MR0QHb7sry
3/31
2019
@EricIdle @alyankovic This is truly wonderful.RIP Ranking Roger of the Beat. Your music is eternal. Go on toasting through the sky. https://t.co/OLGXhC9x01
3/30
2019
@TooMuchCHURCH What the shit @paulrust If you try skydiving you’ll have flying dreams. At least for me when I tried it at 18 @EricIdle Can’t have enough Maigret. Thank heavens Simenon wrote a hundred of them. Or 75 or something
3/27
2019
@Agile_Anthea @EricIdle @Harmontown @JoinTheDynasty @StarburnsAudio Maybe late 2019
3/26
2019

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