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@aliciaaaaah alicia. lolOf all the dumb conspiracy theories resulting from the last 4-5 years, the "Trump utilizes Melania body doubles" one is my favorite. @deieio it's so weird. One school, if there's a positive, will quarantine a) the kid with COVID, b) the 8 kids who… https://t.co/aTu0IV2rBEhttps://t.co/74h3x4aNIf
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond @farahrosesmith I'm having a lot of trouble imagining you writing an uplifting story about friend ghosts today @deieio it's truly ridiculous here. We've seen this coming for a week, and we have schools that WERE fully remote… https://t.co/U1jvCy6wT7This picture that @michpoligal took today at a "freedom rally" in western Michigan is utterly mindblowing https://t.co/agQzwBqrBO
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10/25
2020
The problem with the Spotify "on repeat" thing is that it doesn't work as well for the eight of us who primarily li… https://t.co/53Zbi9BtCo @buckguy22 I have just enough Riff Raff on mine. https://t.co/M1zP1c18Fj @karalynndunton I think I found a picture of your grandfather? https://t.co/PNxLI6wCbPBUT https://t.co/sEUUiP0jHb
Retweeted by Jeff RaymondThe radio at CVS: [plays “Rude” by Magic] Me: https://t.co/sxDcD6DL94
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond♫ My Top 5 #lastfm artists: beabadoobee (38), Mipso (37), Dorian Electra (26), Malin Pettersen (24) & Sturgill Simpson (23) via @tweeklyfm @anyharder you should try us next. It's more traditional in its setup @travelswbrindle I regret to inform you that this exists: https://t.co/jgZSXKzfi6 @FoxieJD you don't tweet for three days and this is what we get? :DStarting to wonder how Brady avoided falling for Scientology. https://t.co/FZhVSX30tw
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10/24
2020
Broken Hours Book by Jacqueline Baker (@jakerback ) is a pseudo biography about H.P. Lovecraft. Read @raforall rev… https://t.co/Zk3zc7aEZb
Retweeted by Jeff RaymondThe G-rated version of "would'st thou like to live deliciously" https://t.co/hFg1shQhNp
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond @travelswbrindle Why not? It's already online. https://t.co/2E1ZG3iC6WSpoke with an undecided voter today whose #1 issue was which candidate was in Skull and Bones and #2 issue was road… https://t.co/sY6Hj3SKuL
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10/23
2020
@brandenburgdm dunno if you're still looking for recs, but I'll second Night Film and also recommend @Liz_Hand's Cass Neary books. @anyharder this is such a specific problem lolAh yes, the four horsemen https://t.co/bgUZwwjheB
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Retweeted by Jeff RaymondIt appears to be that time of year when I need to remind all of you that voter rolls are public and can be download… https://t.co/LzLQh2KKxa
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10/22
2020
Put some sunglasses on her, and I'd be convinced Ellen hacked into a handful of Chicago television stations in the… https://t.co/kkOyWKLlvsIt was a richly complex story that needed at least 11 films. https://t.co/7aJUz1WPxT
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond.. Why did I laugh so much. https://t.co/n5pUHk3FJf
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10/21
2020
That's it, this is officially the strangest timeline. https://t.co/EhddZiOVhQ
Retweeted by Jeff RaymondThis is my brand of Halloween content. https://t.co/yJw1Blz5vc
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10/20
2020
@farahrosesmith I've been reading Nixonland, and the answer is "not great."Flash Giveaway: Follow & Retweet for a Chance to Win Codes for Cake Bash on Stadia & Steam. Ends in 1 hour.… https://t.co/MH7s7UKcSq
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond @anyharder is it stardew in a graveyard? @drewmg This I think: https://t.co/8nzTWuBdzlCaught this at the end, and it's another one of those holy crap @TomBrady images. That's Packers rookie Jon Runyan… https://t.co/qCYl4ejahF
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Retweeted by Jeff RaymondA “beyond burger” implies the existence of a “bed burger ” and a “bath burger”
Retweeted by Jeff RaymondI'm so happy and thankful! https://t.co/H7GS6LFbfm
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10/19
2020
When the Tampa Bay Devil Rays first started, I thought the name referred to rays the devil would shoot at you from… https://t.co/vOlj2YljlZ
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond @thelostms That's amazing and horrifying at the same time, lolFlash Giveaway: Follow & Retweet for a Chance to Win a Code for Cake Bash on Either the Xbox One, Stadia or Steam.… https://t.co/fCKKXanRLd
Retweeted by Jeff RaymondThis is the wildest secret ingredient they’ve ever done on Iron Chef America. https://t.co/0Y1MGOAbRc
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond @thelostms https://t.co/0HtHNNVvNF @thelostms I don't! That's way too funny. I kind of remember you being at that show now bc I was surprised at how… https://t.co/s1dlUa0mAG @thelostms centrum/dcu?
10/18
2020
Last one for a couple days. This is another @LairdBarron quote. https://t.co/dRmMlSQND8
Retweeted by Jeff RaymondQAnon, laser focused on the issues that matter most to people who read “George” magazine. https://t.co/52iFDYU1lI
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond♫ My Top 5 #lastfm artists: Nelson Can (39), Jonathan Something (32), Sa-Roc (32), Sylvan Esso (31) & Dua Lipa (24) via @tweeklyfm @UncleDuke1969 @travelswbrindle look, your in-laws enjoying the fall!This almost makes the last four years worth it. https://t.co/94lh1YfRGs
Retweeted by Jeff RaymondCopy and paste but change what the bunny is holding (\_/) ( •_•) / >Norbit Criterion 4K https://t.co/zOvY2ZaVB6
Retweeted by Jeff RaymondThis is a Hall of Fame deke https://t.co/5oy0ZefVzr
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10/17
2020
Just walked in front of my cat’s screen while he was on a zoom call.
Retweeted by Jeff RaymondThis is an amazing, must-read thread. https://t.co/bzyTF80Pxn
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10/16
2020
if you need me I’ll be in the kfc sephora https://t.co/diGfjIKM2f
Retweeted by Jeff Raymondthe bayeux tapestry is a graphic novel, fight me
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond @LevACRosen can't wait, and thank you again. You're the best.
10/15
2020
@LevACRosen I wasn't able to make it on tonight. How'd it go? @buckguy22 @grenwail @beyondwrestling @dyslexciya @buckleyr719 only two? Amateur. @farahrosesmith ugh, that's ridiculous. I'm sorry. You need a win, lady. @farahrosesmith are you able to use an e-ink reader? Or is it the same problem? @BadFilmTakes I Know Where I'm Going!A map of the United States if it was an Oregon donor #maps #USA #unitedstates #map #Oregon #Terriblemapshttps://t.co/XLY1UnHXaU
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond @anyharder no! @anyharder yes! @farahrosesmith it's why I didn't get another job in publishing when I got laid off by Scholastic. I know the indu… https://t.co/Ul7j3FT569
10/14
2020
@bigbrainonbrad @FoxieJD JANA YOU CANNOT KEEP A DOG IN A SEALED BOX FOR THAT LONG @aliciaaaaah far, far too many, and I hate that I can say that.
10/13
2020
And an honorary mention to Michael Crichton's "Disclosure" in 4th grade. Having read "Jurassic Park" and "The Andro… https://t.co/4VzcOuXdgwSecond grade, the kind nun who worked in the school library and knew I read above grade level gave me "Are You Ther… https://t.co/EUfBdABBR3https://t.co/nKZP8LwgnX
Retweeted by Jeff Raymondhow it started how it's going https://t.co/kglUaIht1d
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10/12
2020
Buy my book, read my book, it's got Twitter in it but also witches and thoughts on power and human relationships: https://t.co/JipKGZc3XJ
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond @DaveyPainting @jay007rubes @beyondwrestling I really do have two Worcester shows combined in my head, wow. lol @jay007rubes @beyondwrestling I think you're right. I remember someone going through @Daveypainting's table and we… https://t.co/uW0a8SDj2h @beyondwrestling nothing like it before or after. Either way, whichever one had Space Monkey in the tag match, lol. @beyondwrestling Omg really? That's too funny then. @beyondwrestling outside of last year's rana, I think your first show at EHaze. Keith Lee v Kimber Lee, Janela/Star… https://t.co/vlX5IleoRhMassachusetts menthol ban has hurt Bay State convenience stores, but boosted business in neighboring NH and RI. Cig… https://t.co/ENJdSh7aGK
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10/11
2020
This was such a good book. Didn't know it was becoming a movie. https://t.co/a8RBzwBZtBFollow CAG & Retweet for a Chance to Win 1 of 3 Codes for I Am Dead (Steam) by @A_i. Ends 9 PM ET. Currently 10% Of… https://t.co/sviGvv2DK2
Retweeted by Jeff RaymondThis paper has been cited 1163 times, except it DOES NOT EXIST. This 'paper' was used in a style guide as a citat… https://t.co/SDnMAGAYKO
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond @Zoe_Graystone @LimitedRunGames do you also charge people to join your gang, but only pay them the ransom receipts… https://t.co/WHRkhep71vMorning, Twitter. Back with another daily thread of news you need to get your Saturday started. Wishing a Happy Yan… https://t.co/ZPC4BPjivo
Retweeted by Jeff Raymond @anyharder thank @amandacoppedge for it! I love it, I refer to it a lot.♫ My Top 5 #lastfm artists: Little Hag (35), Sa-Roc (34), Jónsi (24), Sylvan Esso (23) & Laura Jane Grace (16) via @tweeklyfm @anyharder my friend put this together, you might find it useful: https://t.co/w94a7Lj457Zootopia (2016) https://t.co/r161xmANJz
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10/10
2020
How it started ~ How it’s going https://t.co/JNknesB6Mu
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10/9
2020
Creeping up...did I mention it's FREE? 🌲🏚🏝🚪🐶🐖🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥃 https://t.co/2R8g5Dqhyu
Retweeted by Jeff RaymondHarris is pursuing a risky but potentially devastating debate strategy here (trick Pence into saying his own name b… https://t.co/5ktrHMZCwE
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10/8
2020
Next Wed. Oct 14 at 6pm! Join us for an online discussion with Lev AC Rosen, author of middle grade, adult, & YA no… https://t.co/ieT3NlZ4i9
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10/7
2020
@lakanen @LairdBarron relationship advice. I wasn't careful and made a typo. @djai76 I have a bunch of Babb stuff from his estate and some of his roadshows. He's so interesting.This book is great, and I didn't know it was centered around a fictional version of one of my favorite characters i… https://t.co/h6DveO2BJ0 @LairdBarron someone once said that AITA and R_S were the best creative writing communities on reddit and I haven't been able to shake that
10/6
2020

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