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I have been writing about video games for my entire adult life. It would be insane to stop now.

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5/25
2019
ah hell yeah https://t.co/cavWoPy8dVicymi, my investigation on the shady numbers and bad business of esports: https://t.co/If1TZ1OfqY
Retweeted by Jeff Gerstmann @sebmal this is bad, you're badAfter listening to the @giantbomb Aftermath podcast this week, I was surprised that our wiki didn't have a concept… https://t.co/JIyAzTOlwf
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5/24
2019
On today's JEFF GERSTMANN: PRO SKATER we'll be looking at the rich library of Tony Hawk GBA games. We'll also be do… https://t.co/Wz2PB2ft6o
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5/23
2019
Finally, a game platform that plays to my primary strength: crankin’ it. https://t.co/C0MUwCmzGB @NeilCastle I think we’re early enough that stuff like this can still work as someone’s first VR experience. It’s p… https://t.co/cdfqupmZJQ @TheFriendlyBro Episode 1 doesn’t have much story. It’s mostly climbing ladders and slowly walking around for an ho… https://t.co/GKVMlkoePTDon’t give me a lightsaber and put me in front of Darth Vader and not even let me attempt to hit him. Like... force… https://t.co/Z9KSuYoka6I’d probably give it more of a pass if I were a Star Wars guy but Vader Immortal is probably a good example of my l… https://t.co/HJ0qbFJE1jGood night sweet prince https://t.co/1TxKX6v3dy
5/22
2019
@BAKKOOONN slipped off my shoes @PTibz gameing
5/20
2019
Today's the last day of the @giantbomb Premium Membership sale, so if you were thinking about getting in on that (a… https://t.co/ZyOHgTfGH6
5/19
2019
ソニックアドベンチャー( Ver.5&6  ドリームキャスト https://t.co/Xz1MhzEedJ
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5/18
2019
Had a dream last night that Vince McMahon was mad at me because I couldn’t think of a good TV comedy to recommend to him.
5/16
2019
This "StarFax" was sent via fax by Fox McCloud to @gameinformer back in 1993. Next time you play a StarFox game, re… https://t.co/4Csrf7l0YH
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5/14
2019
Rage 2 has some neat ideas and a good shotgun but I wish the action was a little more wild. It’s very straightforwa… https://t.co/UXyBM8DhcZthe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a nollie 720 double laser heel flip. it was fucking sick
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5/13
2019
Dude in the bathroom stall next to me just whispered “I just blew up this toilet” and then his phone made the Siri noise.
5/12
2019
Whose hau? MORDHAU! What's a Mordhau? It's a game the Beast team is about to stream for a Friday playdate. Join u… https://t.co/zCobHueVf2
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5/10
2019
Gonna screw around on the internet for an hour or so. https://t.co/tdqT0q5FXPJAN IS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT. COME CHAT WHILE HE LOOKS FOR ONE https://t.co/wsr66ckeff
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5/8
2019
Did you know that Giant Bomb Premium members get exclusive access to the Bombcast livestream and chat as it happens… https://t.co/THuBA0MuRv
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5/7
2019
Now available for everyone: An article about that obnoxious "let people enjoy things" comic and the insecurities an… https://t.co/VCdeHlsAml
Retweeted by Jeff GerstmannTrying to tell this slackass that the job isn’t finished yet but it’s like he isn’t even listening. Kids today, I s… https://t.co/TjUcddqcGw
5/5
2019
New floors are in, now me and my associate here just need to rewire... everything. https://t.co/NlnRivItZ6 @BAKKOOONN Two can play this game https://t.co/t4XdphUv3b
5/4
2019
@BAKKOOONN Stop doxxing my car bro @BrendanSinclair You did! The policy back then was to only confirm start and end date. I think the concern was that… https://t.co/Axue5qN2vC @austin_walker @waypoint @TransLifeline @patrickklepek @giantbomb https://t.co/KoNZCwbvTa
Retweeted by Jeff GerstmannSomething tells me that changing the way Sonic looks isn't gong to be enough to "fix" that movie.Counterpoint: my cat pictures get a lot of likes and my Instagram is _extremely_ good. Please buy my foot cream lin… https://t.co/nY9QzD0SZM
5/3
2019
Really liking the way Facebook has written the word “Facebook” at the top of the Facebook app. Sends a clear messag… https://t.co/PZT2NiVPOQhttps://t.co/DfRubT7xsC
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5/2
2019
@LtSquigs It’s about time someone took out Old Man Rock and reclaimed the city.
4/27
2019
@MrPope T-T-T-TOO HOT FOR TEEVEEWhat if instead of going to the movies you just peed for three straight hours?
4/26
2019
@CaseyMalone It’s brown sugar or nothing around these parts (these parts are my mouth).11pm Pop Tarts, _that’s_ my name.
4/24
2019
I know it's just launch-night server load stuff, but it's also pretty revealing to see just how much of MK11 requir… https://t.co/4hDuZxCOMc
4/23
2019
Don't know yet, the real-money store stuff isn't live. It doesn't look great, but it seems like it could range from… https://t.co/nznWpI7rPZ @ETPC1 I hope so! She's pretty bad.Speaking of Mortal Kombat 11, here's our quick look. https://t.co/wUawIOj9xJJoin Vinny (me) for a relaxing educational journey as he makes his way through some of the tutorial sections of Dre… https://t.co/D7qftHKLBz
Retweeted by Jeff GerstmannMK9 and MKX have such different feels that I didn’t even consider that MK11’s story mode would treat the whole thin… https://t.co/JARwDzqE9t @MikeNotridge No, it's a MiSTer. https://t.co/2CswHC0ZBKI found an .ogg of the Buck Bumble theme in my Trackmania cache directory and I've been listening to it for the last three hours.
4/22
2019
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4/19
2019
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4/18
2019
Project Tankball is live! Join us! Join us! https://t.co/zo84XxmaSo
Retweeted by Jeff Gerstmanneveryone: "capcom probably didn't even license FBA lol" single FBA dev: "don't worry, we licensed it to them" oth… https://t.co/r40mpXbJ5k
Retweeted by Jeff GerstmannI dropped by the GameSpot side of the office this morning and talked to @PCBrown and @michaelphigham about all this… https://t.co/ldzIZxYKRFride the snake https://t.co/ZCpjV23toghttps://t.co/15QtVwVlj4
Retweeted by Jeff GerstmannAlso important. 'Yeah!'ing things is back. https://t.co/bWJOwnkGNm
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4/17
2019
In roughly 15 minutes, Jan will be battling whoever he can find in PokemonDay Night Combat! Come join and chat alon… https://t.co/9vqctvW3Nh
Retweeted by Jeff GerstmannGiant Bombcast 579: BATS NOT BALLS https://t.co/6T4DzP4m5O
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4/16
2019
How long until Disney+ has a Star Wars-skinned Hogan's Heroes reboot on it?Laying low and broadcasting some more C64 music over here for a little bit. https://t.co/tdqT0q5FXP
4/12
2019
Reminder that my @TonyHawk Lego Ideas build is still going! It needs about 30 more votes in the next 30 days to kee… https://t.co/o0G8kiRfXj
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4/11
2019
It's weird that Sony didn't get specific about games that have "critical issues" if you change your name. Is Onrush… https://t.co/Y3L9c72Mp1Giant Bombcast Aftermath: Ice Crystals With Jeff and Ben https://t.co/3sfxuJmB9r
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4/10
2019
I'm just gonna play a bunch of C64 music and demos and stuff for awhile over here, OK? I'll start in about 20 or so. https://t.co/nykahwlK1GDidn’t expect them to stealth announce WWE Crush Hour 2 tonight, but I’m into it.He pretty much passed out as soon as @TrueKofi won. https://t.co/0sQOh62dBKFuck yeah wrestling
4/8
2019
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Retweeted by Jeff Gerstmann @MikeJMika It’s a multiplayer Pengo! It looks like someone sat down and said “what if we made a Bomberman game but… https://t.co/fECAQzQ67ADon’t mind me, just buying Japanese Xbox 360 games in 2019 over here. https://t.co/vWHCqM67ynハンバーガー ! https://t.co/67AfxHwM5x
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4/5
2019
I built most of this "good for driving games" soundtrack back in 2012, almost like I was waiting for Dangerous Driv… https://t.co/y5XVvqISzrHey, in case you missed it earlier, here's the archive of the stream I ran earlier, including what almost certainly… https://t.co/SWM3XHOorRall the Gamers are up in arms about epic store exclusivity but where was the noise when you could only by Sneakers… https://t.co/Lyjxa3VVK0
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4/4
2019
OK, so @jeffgerstmann is gonna get on the internet now and play some video games, live. I know, right? https://t.co/S1Nizh5Wij
Retweeted by Jeff GerstmannHey, since you all love hearing "that anime talk," here's the panel we did at PAX East with @austin_walker. I decid… https://t.co/ComGj1K2Rpa t-shirt that says "the showcase of the immortals" with an arrow pointing down
4/3
2019
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4/2
2019
3DO REAL  松下電器産業  爆笑 !! オール吉本クイズ王決定戦 https://t.co/3k7rStlSmU
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Retweeted by Jeff Gerstmann @MrPope gimme that wet meatOn the latest @noclipvideo podcast I chat to @jeffgerstmann about his young life, early career, & ten years running… https://t.co/OtgS9gkCnX
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4/1
2019
Had a tremendous time at PAX but very excited to be heading home. Thanks to everyone who came up and said hi! Lots… https://t.co/xeHSq7WLnLThis dark business is about to get underway. https://t.co/6wCGekfc5chttps://t.co/8JaDilFD0nTune in to https://t.co/2JkqPNCWzu to see the SIXTH PAX RUMBLE or head up to the main theatre here at #PAXEAST Show… https://t.co/75kHOVPkOg
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3/31
2019
Tonight is Let’s Rank It! wherein @legobutts @jeffgerstmann @patbaer @aarontrites @austin_walker and me take your… https://t.co/SROuPiZeFI
Retweeted by Jeff GerstmannI spilled ice cream on my phone.We’ll be on https://t.co/6znSMVTD7S in like half an hour.
3/30
2019
Here's the youtube archive of the Improvised Postmortem staring @CaseyMalone @ybbaaabby @LaserMWebberhttps://t.co/F12UW5zE0w
Retweeted by Jeff GerstmannMy debut full-length album Oneknowing is OUT NOW in all regions and stores!! ▶️ https://t.co/bB9FYP5p8z I very mu… https://t.co/AEolHQHhXK
Retweeted by Jeff GerstmannTune into https://t.co/EQJsgYR7nG to watch these characters in a few minutes https://t.co/RMk4XLlCmv
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3/29
2019
@JosephJBroni but what if the green potion is mountain dewLook under your seat and see if you got the “lucky” USB key!Tonight at 9pm join us at Dragonfly for The Improvised Postmortem w/ @CaseyMalone @jeffgerstmann @LaserMWebberhttps://t.co/1irSYZiHX1
Retweeted by Jeff GerstmannA mystery that's spanned 35 years - finally, we know why Brittany's Iroise coast is littered with Garfield telephon… https://t.co/atsn1Sff73
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3/28
2019

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