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Writer/Producer of ”The Crew” with Kevin James on Netflix. Also: John Tucker Must Die, Sports Night, Spin City, 2.5 Men, The Ranch, Cybill, Just Shoot Me, etc.

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Joined Twitter 6/16/08


“Zoom dick incident.” https://t.co/LEdJGAyMUw
10/20
2020
@JackPMoore Wow, what an auto-correct misfire. Moment of silence on that one. @pixelatedboat @danagould
10/19
2020
@michaelianblack I think he was being sarcastic, Michael.
10/15
2020
@JakeMcDorman I'll take "Famous Last Words" for 1000.Maybe don't fire that thing up this year, guys. Researchers At Large Hadron Collider Are Confident To Make Contact… https://t.co/e9Fxa667cJ
10/13
2020
@qikipedia PLUTO IS A PLANET! This is the hill I will die on. @JackPMoore Romper or matching shorts and shirt? Need to know how to conduct my shopping search.
10/11
2020
@DJRae13 And?FULL COVER ON MY INSTAGRAM ❤️ #dreamscover #singing #cranberryjuicegirl #oceanspray #viral #fleetwoodmac #dreams https://t.co/A4hosp6yV3
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10/10
2020
Hard to explain what it was like hearing this for the first time as a kid: https://t.co/oXG9hVmB7l
10/6
2020
@austinwinsberg https://t.co/nOcm9Fc1VA
10/3
2020
Since when did everything get so "political" these days? https://t.co/meYKnKuFyI
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10/2
2020
@JamieLittleTV You killed it! (Whatever it was.)
9/29
2020
@JakeMcDorman @halfadams Some of us are till waiting!
9/23
2020
When you know it's time to start deleting tweets: https://t.co/C24PLMiY56
9/10
2020
He completely just gave up https://t.co/BnTSroNwjp
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9/7
2020
Russia just released film of the world’s largest ever nuclear explosion. Everything’s fine! https://t.co/jXtW3fvI9D via @nbcnews
8/29
2020
Tomorrow’s headline: meteor destroys National Zoo. https://t.co/OJb6ZaPyWb @tftalbott @ellorysmith And he’s damn proud!
8/21
2020
@JackPMoore @GQMagazine Congratulations! I’ve got a new Kevin James sitcom for Netflix and we’re trying to finish o… https://t.co/6IPqZgDbdC @JackPMoore @GQMagazine What show you on now? @JackPMoore @GQMagazine Same. We’re going back into production in 10 days. Been a long summer. @JackPMoore @GQMagazine Great piece, Jack.
8/20
2020
@yedoyeOT I appreciate your consistency, but as a content creator, I can't go along on this one. @yedoyeOT Check back in once those green envelopes from the WGA start showing up. ;)
8/19
2020
Daily Mail should really look at where they break headlines. https://t.co/1qDW7qHAet
8/16
2020
Just realized that the title “Free Willy” is a pun on the concept of free will. Whoa. @emilyzulauf Ugh. So sorry that happened to you.
8/15
2020
Blazing Saddles is a more effective weapon against racism than 1000 White Fragility’s https://t.co/KIE3ra4VL8
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8/14
2020
When real life gives you an episode... https://t.co/RmIrvRDmqS @NascarMike4345 @jeff_gluck We love NASCAR - zero chance we make fun of the sport or the fans!Cup cars starting to roll out to the grid. This is Spire’s “Fake Steak” car that is being used for the filming of a… https://t.co/q2YoSke0bQ
Retweeted by JeffLowellTen million people have watched my cousin take his first steps two and a half years after surgery. So proud! https://t.co/VaQ6x0AJCN
8/9
2020
Oh my goodness @KevinJames @Todd_Garner @andyfickman @JeffLowell @timclark3 📸 @Spinnawitz #FakeSteak #TheCrewhttps://t.co/FYnSaZOHb3
Retweeted by JeffLowell @VideoManChris @HarrisLue @lowlinelivery @Spire77 @KevinJames @MISpeedway @NASCARonNBC @chevrolet Amazing! So psyc… https://t.co/2MZyxbpWlH
8/8
2020
Earlier this year, the Blue Jays’ Reese McGuire was arrested for public masturbation. Listen to the song the Brave… https://t.co/LpVuM6oa7o
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8/7
2020
@QueenLesli The owner of Fake Steak, checking in!
8/5
2020
@Spinnawitz @netflix @KevinJames You guys have been amazing - thanks for all the help! We couldn't be more excited! @Skunky_Dro @jayski That was exactly the reaction we’re going for!Last year, a bunch of us sat in a room trying to think of a funny sponsor. This weekend, we’re going for the win. C… https://t.co/g1jiyGN8MWFake Steak? 👀 https://t.co/8Bwlz4JfeG
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8/4
2020
@chambleebrandel It’s a reflection of the size of particles. Something like 99.99999999% of an atom is empty space.
8/2
2020
Come on, are we really not supposed to comment on the shape of that storm? https://t.co/mhwFcog4gdThey’re lucky to have @yedoyeOT - this is gonna be a must listen. https://t.co/AtrJ5j1tCVGoodnight, Twitter. https://t.co/mMYWQEWZr6 @MattZeitlin https://t.co/lFpmP5svm6
7/29
2020
@matthewdsummers @andyfickman @austindillon3 @ColeCuster @Blaney I am not beyond being bribed.That’s 3 for 3 on driver’s guest starring in #TheCrew getting wins this season... we have three episodes left to sh… https://t.co/ONqpG4DBBj
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7/20
2020
Now that I’ve seen #Hamilton, what are my New York friends going to be smug about?
7/3
2020
TBT the day the funniest writer in the history of television met Carl Reiner. https://t.co/3BHpc11kC0
6/30
2020
@d_haggar Still funnier than Dennis Miller.
6/27
2020
@clmazin @ambersharelle FWIW, the manager isn’t automatically attached as a producer to shows. I’ve probably sold 2… https://t.co/sNzezntJ3W
6/25
2020
@tombreihan You mentioned not being to find this - it's as horrible as you'd imagine. https://t.co/QGoqYmJyl4 @pandamagazine Houston Astros
6/23
2020
@UberFacts “Likely?” Are you leaving room for the possibility he was a time traveler?
6/19
2020
To be fair, he gets accused of *every* machete attack. “Let’s see where Bob was.” https://t.co/d87lXvI7gR
6/18
2020
I’ve discovered the hive: https://t.co/8qi9gqOxXt
6/11
2020
I use the phrase "before you were born" a lot more than I'd like to.
5/27
2020
@d_haggar #BeBest
5/24
2020
NASCAR is happening today! Not a replay! Real live racing! #NASCARIsBack https://t.co/Yrs4NX5yIo
5/17
2020
@yedoyeOT Or none.
5/15
2020
@yedoyeOT You skip Richard Jeni at your own peril. @yedoyeOT Richard “Prior.”
4/29
2020
As the writer, I heartily endorse this take. https://t.co/zGmIg4hjNZ @d_haggar The market is saturated.
4/18
2020
@ProfessorDoye Ask him what happens next.
4/13
2020
RIP John Prine - Hello In There covered by R.E.M. https://t.co/ZtOBARapYe
4/8
2020
@JackPMoore So many shots without context when you’re vertical, and so many horizontal shots are one person standin… https://t.co/CMp3i9xjqG @JackPMoore Have you tried watching Quibi series holding your phone vertically? Am I the only one put off by the weird framing? @alinebmckenna Money Heist.
4/6
2020
@briankoppelman Let’s do this thing. https://t.co/qMpE8xDlPf
4/4
2020
@GaryAWilliams @Samlaybourne @phillycarly @briankoppelman @standupdan @JackPMoore It’s overrated. @briankoppelman In a world where Phish exists, this feels ungenerous.
3/30
2020
I was bored. https://t.co/bVoC0hyNzC
Retweeted by JeffLowellI love my town. https://t.co/5RjcWDJKpM
3/28
2020
I'm going all British so my US friends can hopefully find some new great shows: Peep Show Misfits The Inbetweeners… https://t.co/ho73x9mE49
3/27
2020
@phillycarly @briankoppelman @AmyLKoppelman The first liter of coffee is the best. @phillycarly @briankoppelman @AmyLKoppelman Your small mugs amuse me. https://t.co/11hbHd9E58There was a herd of bison walking right toward me at @YellowstoneNPS today! https://t.co/sdrBvojpwF
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3/26
2020
If you aren’t following Tim, you should be. https://t.co/ip64g28vha
3/24
2020
@JoshuaHol @SpiroAgnewGhost Yes, but we have huge stretches of unpopulated land that other countries don’t have. Fo… https://t.co/iAXPcOvxHfRight before I say the punchline to a joke. https://t.co/kNDYxIjfWt
3/23
2020
@derekhaas @BadassMomWriter Comedy plus drama. Love it.
3/21
2020
@BadassMomWriter Happy to help.
3/20
2020
While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking f… https://t.co/M2OiooLBDR
Retweeted by JeffLowell @ThisEmmaLove @erinleafe @TheTessMorris @lakebell You should check her out in “Over Her Dead Body.”
3/19
2020
@d_haggar https://t.co/gVJ6ZbbPoU
2/28
2020
@Samlaybourne @JackPMoore Doing another show in NY, but nothing will beat the LARPing jailor from MLS. @Samlaybourne @JackPMoore NY, or would have invited myself. Lemme know if you’re out this way. @Samlaybourne @JackPMoore First round’s on me. Post your Venmo. :) @Mandyflu @Blaney @KevinJames It is.
2/24
2020
Meet Sound Guy... and my new @YouTube channel. https://t.co/dlsdhtZJAx #SoundGuy #StarWars https://t.co/DLVHptkZUP
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2/20
2020
@realphilhendrie Point taken, but you could do that all the way back to a caveman hitting a rock.In 1976, the newly formed Sex Pistols played a show that 40 people attended. Kids in that audience were inspired t… https://t.co/KgvjiaiaGa
2/13
2020
Andy Kaufman auditions for SNL in 1975... with a dramatic reading of "MacArthur Park." https://t.co/G9vJu7s9ye
1/23
2020
Nope. #MondayMood https://t.co/7ESSoxjtIW
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1/20
2019
@clmazin Yes, inaccurate word choice, but that’s my problem with those kinds of philosophies - they redefine clear,… https://t.co/35nT1pQUuG @clmazin I have, but awhile ago. I ended up putting it in the same drawer as Deconstuction. Fun to argue about... b… https://t.co/10LbNKC3PZ
12/29
2019

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