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A wholesome goblin. Breadmaker, lapsed architectural historian. (she/her)

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Joined Twitter 5/7/10


Thinking of sacking it all in and becoming a rare vegetable grower @HooiWanV Innit!Definitely reading that X as a passive aggressive kiss x @sundaegirl @FoodStories Omg yes, a most trusted source!Apparently the new phone doesn't think this is my angle https://t.co/YrJhF43aYjThis is a really clear explanation of risks around masks, ventilation, schools, pubs etc. #Covid19UK https://t.co/pex88V9DDd
Retweeted by Jelly CronutBeach crab boobs https://t.co/fwOFGpfkLC
10/29
2020
want to get my hair cut but scared they'll ask me how i am
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10/28
2020
Don't trust anyone who doesn't like pickles #GBBO @Reductress @jo_bazz 👀carbonara is not an opinion https://t.co/n4swUIbobi
Retweeted by Jelly CronutAnyone got a good kimchi recipe? @accid_pop They're a bit spenny but I've had a couple of pairs of Glerups and they're so warm, and last for like 5… https://t.co/us45GzhFtfAnyone looking for a place to live? My colleague has a room going in her lovely house in Homerton - sharing with 3… https://t.co/qBJjBXMm7u
10/27
2020
Michael just told me I had 'kinetic bitch energy'
10/26
2020
i wrote about rebecca, aesthetic emptiness, the wrong reasons to remake classic films, and why the film should have… https://t.co/PhznkCK4G2
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10/25
2020
A lot of people leave milk and cookies out for Santa but I will be leaving him a delicious paella
Retweeted by Jelly CronutWe just did some in play betting and lost 20 quid on this Miami goal going in https://t.co/X6OpSc66Im
Retweeted by Jelly CronutTiny wineglass full of tequila https://t.co/U0S5C2rRZV @jo_bazz Look at them though
10/24
2020
Colleague just turned off Flowers halfway through to put on Livin on a Prayer and I swear to god, I've never been closer to crying at work
10/23
2020
Do you think this Spanish bakery knows... what they've done https://t.co/AQ4kWmIGOA @Ian_W_Wright Really sensational
10/21
2020
Thinking about this choux bun filled with duck liver pâté I had on my birthday https://t.co/oK8JZe9g2O @lickedspoon Thank you, I would really appreciate that! Would love to try and make something like this @lickedspoon This bread looks sensational, do you know what it's called? @rosolotl Yeah it is! They're just sensational cakes, I don't understand how they work
10/20
2020
@nthnashma It looks like a 3D animation @nthnashma Piping bag! So satisfying isn't itFuture iced buns https://t.co/MoueBufYXaBread prints https://t.co/M09xaBIdlv"I apologise if my bell summoned you"Look at this beautiful carrot cake my colleague made https://t.co/YEIYHhsD7CKendall singing along to the Beastie Boys in the carRewatching Succession because I'm super smart and love myself
10/19
2020
@ceebrie My heart is warmed beyond measure @accid_pop @jo_bazz The nation's sweethearts (alt version) https://t.co/NJl7jcciBf
10/18
2020
@setalyas Soon very soonGreat that my How to Make Sourdough website and YouTube channel are coming out just in time for everyone to hunker… https://t.co/MWKmN6HdkY
10/17
2020
put some respect on their names https://t.co/LbESzg5R5D https://t.co/pcxinpNV4L
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10/16
2020
Evangelical Christian reggaeton is not something I thought I'd ever be listening to until I started working at this bakeryWhich is the tier where I don't have to go to work but I'm allowed to share drugs with a stranger in a toilet cubicle, I want that one @JoshAJHall Thanks! I'd very much like to try this veggie Reuben too @marta_zboralska Thanks Marta, their stuff looks great :) @nightoffices God this place looks great
10/15
2020
Who makes the best challah in London? I need to do some research for a thing
10/14
2020
me & my queer platonic polycule having white claws in the yard after our weekly covid test https://t.co/MjtTcQPVUm
Retweeted by Jelly CronutNoel heroically trying to get some chat out of this dry rusk of a man @jo_bazz What's the latest!
10/13
2020
@GuidedbyIsobel That would probably have been Cut Throat on Choumert Road? They're brilliant! @stupd_rvnclw Baking isn't gay.
Retweeted by Jelly CronutNo context Julings https://t.co/M0B77B8HmSTime to fire up Animal Crossing again thenThis is the plot of an Inbetweeners episode, not a policy. https://t.co/bx7tlDLsGE
Retweeted by Jelly Cronut @buzz_fightyear Yeah for sure! It also makes you realise how all the initial emphasis on hand washing over wearing… https://t.co/QP2O2oK8O7 @buzz_fightyear Soz I really should have linked to it in the original tweet but I was panicking, lol @buzz_fightyear An Australian study https://t.co/dRa7lruPl5This is fucking scary https://t.co/2butHVwZ0S
10/12
2020
@krishithink Yeah same!? Like maybe you think I'm annoying but there is no spicy beef in my tweets??Still chuckling about Bazz trying to send me a link to a funny tweet by a total random and me clicking on it to find they'd blocked me @Bandcloud @julings So lovely, the bestGBBO technical challenge https://t.co/Vun1fDygl0Lol https://t.co/uZ7fRyFeboThe only three recipes you'll ever need https://t.co/Pw509mQfWOHad a big ugly cry looking at all these special moments of food preparation with my grandparents, who taught me so… https://t.co/q9OizyMEImThe comments in red are from my mum. Always to the point https://t.co/fQPQXRgGwKThe cover is a tribute to the time a sheep stole a waffle out of my hand on a farm somewhere in Norway circa 1994 https://t.co/hWUOxG8KtqOk last of the birthday content but I just wanted to show you some of the pages in the amazing book of recipes… https://t.co/49xl4Bwq4NA slice of buttered toast! Such a lovely gift from my @julings by clever @craftyglassldn https://t.co/Mgg4H60mFZBig shout out to these amazing flowers by my pal Veronica https://t.co/hyq2wWuJwT https://t.co/Lk6cYbLHTK @jo_bazz @eilisnifhear It's from Bobo Choses :)
10/11
2020
@lana_delboy Thank you sweet dude xxxxHad a really amazing birthday today, thanks to everyone who made it so special even in the most awkward circumstanc… https://t.co/75GlWbUBQMHappy 30th Birthday to light of my heart @jellycrone 💫💫💫 I love you very much 🖤 Here’s to the 75,424 WhatsApp mes… https://t.co/BpHYB5c3W2
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10/10
2020
It's the last day of my 20s, time to air your grievances with me before I sail into old age
10/9
2020
@pipsuxx Oh thanks mate!! @zeldatitzgerald Oh thank you!Cardigan number two, it's even folksier https://t.co/rIxMGZUom5 @odhreo Ah thanks pal, I will ask him!Anyone got any experience with Kickstarter campaigns? I could use some wisdom for a thing, thanks in advance 💛A trend I'm really over is brands giving their products human names. Like why is this cactus I'm buying called Robert
10/6
2020
Choose my 5 favourite people and float around Camberwell in it for a couple of hours6 days until my 30th birthday, will it have stopped raining? Shall I build a boat?
10/4
2020
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Retweeted by Jelly Cronut6.30pm is a very cool time to have a nap, obviously I feel super great now @uuuuurgh Thank you! @LindaStupart Omg is this Fashion Brand Company? You look soooo great! @jo_bazz Morning Bazz
10/3
2020
@kaffeetante_ 😎A first look at my new Bisexual Mullet https://t.co/DWjFGKTcAe
10/2
2020
@jo_bazz A test of whether he reads your tweets or not I guess @jo_bazz I barely wash the pan when I boil my mooncup
10/1
2020
@Errorfied What's in yours? Has it been working for you? @Errorfied Tretinoin, Niacinamide and Azelaic Acid! Very excitedFIX ME https://t.co/sEGZ00suZW
9/30
2020
Getting back into cardigans, what do we reckon https://t.co/okUHMrLKCHIt's a really sucky move to order something (off menu) from a small bakery and then not turn up to pick it up, and it happens so often here
9/28
2020
Bazz brought along this Amazon box for Odin to sleep in and he really does love it https://t.co/vrgFATV5d3
9/27
2020
Tbh I'd do a lot of things to procure a bagel at 10pm if I'm in the right moodLooks like most places are managing to keep to the 10pm curfew without much fuss except Bagel King on Walworth Road… https://t.co/OBIczF7Tvx
9/26
2020

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