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Jemal Cole @jemaleddin Baltimore, land stolen from the Piscataway tribe

#BlackLivesMatter “A policeman’s job is only easy in a police state.” - he/him - Libertarians are all idiots. Webby winner. jemal@jemal.co

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Joined Twitter 3/21/07


Truly, J.K. Rowling is the Scott Adams of YA.
Retweeted by Jemal ColeApology not accepted. https://t.co/ljdZa6zJ0z
Retweeted by Jemal ColeA great way to campaign to any voter who has had to live through 2020. https://t.co/gFuWsDXYJI
7/2
2020
@eatyourlipstick 😂😂😂 @karptonite Awesome - thanks! @ThatTeacherSid Good luck with your students - always happy for the chance to support teachers here in Baltimore! @eatyourlipstick Congrats!That seems really bad. https://t.co/nvQpFrDMJu @notalostkoz Is Miss Vaughn still teaching? She seemed nice.Soldier/Sailor, a gay superhero romance comic is now up on Kickstarter! https://t.co/7sQfPCzUnq By @Wheeler and… https://t.co/OmxWhhAPzV
Retweeted by Jemal ColeHey Baking Twitter! We bought a frozen chunk of instant yeast from Trinacria in the early days of Quorn - we’ve had… https://t.co/kHJ7HqvsVOI recently finished this piece for a big Sandman fan & wonderful person! It was fun to work on 🙂 Pencil drawing wit… https://t.co/SnOM8psDPo
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @Perciphone Are you kidding me? That’s really great work! @Perciphone WOWOWOWreplace the entire British curriculum with this TikTok https://t.co/z9xgKwUm5B
Retweeted by Jemal ColeSomebody didn’t pay much attention in school and may need to go back, Billy Madison style. https://t.co/5feIFWB0P7(The same county residents who are harassing the squeegee kids now.)“But if we abolish the police, who will harass the squeegee kids???” https://t.co/lexSMGfUiySee, that’s why I married Dr. Norman. Makes it all so much simpler. https://t.co/ibUm6nuRoM @Jrsosa18 PB on both, jelly on one, now your sandwich doesn’t get soggy. @therealchjones For everyone’s sakes, I sure hope medical school involves much clearer instructions! Learning that… https://t.co/Va9Bqsfky4 @therealchjones Po-stheat-ing?Just don’t forget to heat it once it’s done preheating. https://t.co/GPSDhMWAdBAfter Columbine over 10,000 school police officers were hired just in case a school shooting happened. Two decades… https://t.co/mZ4ewtrSeM
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @TribeOneWon Oh man, I read the whole series since this mess started and it’s all so good!https://t.co/0bdQdETOOH https://t.co/pfbCmPV2gF @Katchin05 I need it so bad.I get that Netflix thinks it’s a good idea to change the image they use for a show in case a particular one catches… https://t.co/ZxGiIzJoW0My hobby pays pretty well. https://t.co/LU9eARLw3Z
7/1
2020
@HieuzOn1st Correct on both counts. Like, they’re fine? But the first feels like overpaying for celery salt, and th… https://t.co/qpyh1sEKXo @eatyourlipstick A) It’s amazing what a tilt of the hip can do for a pose! B) Whose side are you on? @eatyourlipstick Also, my wife told her work group chat that I had commissioned a very slightly saucy picture of Ra… https://t.co/nFTFl2olBk @eatyourlipstick Oh they’re so cute!I have a Carl Reiner story that I hold very dear to me. I figured I'd share it today, on the day of his passing, be… https://t.co/yWUQT2W3wZ
Retweeted by Jemal ColeIt’s weird when a 4-word sentence is so laughably false. https://t.co/59dFShQI2XGreatest* country on the planet. * measured in COVID-19 cases per capita https://t.co/4d7ElCFvfIcarly rae jepsen be like “i know a spot” then takes you to the feeling
Retweeted by Jemal ColeThe fact that PHP’s ceil() function returns a float will never stop annoying me.What the president was doing the same day the PDB reportedly detailed that Russian intelligence was offering bounti… https://t.co/RmblwVgie8
Retweeted by Jemal ColeCheyenne River Sioux Tribe’s Statement on the removal of Mount Rushmore. 👇🏽 https://t.co/2i8x6VxOoQ
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @sabrinaflytrap Don’t tell me, tell the dispatcher!I bet those folks are glad they called the cops. https://t.co/wmPVvKdVJiIf public funds can now be used for Christian schools, all churches should be taxed.
Retweeted by Jemal ColeI will say this about Scott Lobdell: sometimes you find out a creator is awful and it really hurts bc their work wa… https://t.co/b7EJheasR7
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @therealchjones That’s just how it’s pronounced here in Baltimore!Let’s check in with recently crowned Hero of the Left™ John Roberts and see how things are going: https://t.co/c6LUbbG9VaHere's a quick visual summary of what got us here: https://t.co/1laEqsONvb
Retweeted by Jemal ColeInteresting. Let’s see how the HashtagNeverBiden crowd can manage hand Trump the victory anyway. 😭😭😭 https://t.co/mNSkDXjb89 @therealchjones I like calling it “Quarn”. “How is your quarn going?” “How long have you been doing quarn?” @jazzmen_k Important news: https://t.co/1a37kOtfQTBaltimore Police report having received no complaints related to the spy plane 6/20-6/27. Complaints may be made t… https://t.co/56H7R8Xp1G
Retweeted by Jemal ColeI finally finished reading every Usagi Yojimbo story from the beginning through the end of the Dark Horse run. And it was AMAZING.
6/30
2020
@CharmCitySpence 😍😍😍A couple weeks ago I worked on this little project - a virtual art walk for MICA grads. The work I did was easy, bu… https://t.co/c9piNJVUF6He was a cop. He was a cop. He was a cop. The #GoldenStateKiller was a cop. https://t.co/aTK1D7ejnl
Retweeted by Jemal ColeSince Blaire White is trending I'd like to remind everyone of one of the most epic backfires in history... 😂😂😂 https://t.co/TVkKScpdFJ
Retweeted by Jemal ColeI mean… [looks aroud] did they? https://t.co/0kTndzxG43Lol remember the time Sc0tt Adams posed as his own fan on a message board to attack critics, called himself a “cert… https://t.co/sZbAFBaw5e
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @senfo It’s an interesting idea, but the design, naming and workflow were no good for me. @senfo It’s a new email service/app from the Basecamp people.Who else has already given up on Hey and deleted their account?New mask design this week on my TeePublic page: https://t.co/8kQYWIOC7a https://t.co/x5mqqgwbZ7
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @Epsilonicus Yup. He doesn’t care about abortion rights, he cares about precedent - and a lot of SCOTUS precedents are BAD BAD BAD.Seeing people on my TL thinking that Roberts is a good guy, and… I mean, he has principles, but they aren’t our principles.This morning is a great morning to donate to your local abortion fund, like the good people at @BaltimoreFund who d… https://t.co/h1mBoXXAbF
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Retweeted by Jemal Cole @abellehayford A) this is great B) love your work on the 2020 show page! @Nyarlathocon I always tell young people (who do not listen) that my kids are great but unless you’re sure you’ll g… https://t.co/L199ikwVoB @Nyarlathocon Probably not though. 😟Quarantine thought: The number of parents who are realizing that they never liked spending time with kids before de… https://t.co/uIqzMwpoEXthe NIMBYonese Liberation Army https://t.co/0k4XnehSJ0
Retweeted by Jemal Cole{I don’t know what that system looks like, and I’m the wrong person to come up with the answer, but what we’re doin… https://t.co/F5PY6Vr1Pi
6/29
2020
@benjancewicz How do they taste tho??? 🤔🤔🤔Rowling being a transphobe TERF while sometimes pretending to be a man when it is advantageous to her is just a rea… https://t.co/0G7btvZnHm
Retweeted by Jemal Cole[Or: and this is going to sound a little weird: we could create a system where people who trust victims get them th… https://t.co/TGrZoo05Y9 @ProfPatch83 @Catgirl_Gaymer I mean, almost anyone would do a better job than the cops I went to high school with. @RichSands1 @chick_in_kiev I mean, given how few they solve, it would be hard not to?(The answer is: the same nobody who is taking rape seriously now.)“But if we abolish the police, who will investigate rape???” https://t.co/FJ6Pz54kI4 @GLucasRoe 😭😭😭please sir, she needs shredded cheese for her fajitas https://t.co/yXZLjKjPCS
Retweeted by Jemal ColeWhen you’ve never actually had to struggle in your life the most minor inconvenience seems like hell. Grow up peop… https://t.co/zSS44orPKU
Retweeted by Jemal ColeWhether seeking wide-open spaces or exploring a historic urban neighborhood, remember to #RecreateResponsibly!… https://t.co/BtC8KHii7d
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @therealchjones Their thought process is all about making things harder for other people, even if it’s at their own expense. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @therealchjones No clue! @benbrasso Into the compost!(People defending John Wayne are telling on themselves.)Now fully quarantining: • baking bread ✔️ • sewing masks ✔️ • barracks haircut ✔️ https://t.co/7J5PsbnYS0 @PMilkman It’s not something I would have put in my top 10, but I don’t really know any reason that prostitutes nee… https://t.co/L5nFwJfuKD @therealchjones Sounds like heaven to me! @snarkycomments Yes please! @elenigiorgos Thanks!!! @TeanWitch @RankandVileCast @apocrypals @werebulance Adding to the list!I’ll vote for anyone with that platform. https://t.co/QwN7ERQIom @TeanWitch I haven’t kept up but @RankandVileCast is a fun ranking of every horror movie ever. Also great is… https://t.co/0CJSxzFDMS @benbrasso Right?Brown-headed cowbird? https://t.co/6NS61QkZUX“What was that dear?” “Just thinkin’ about stabbing.”If you ever feel insecure about your writing, remember that Dante Alighieri wrote a self-insert shipping revenge fi… https://t.co/xkzIEdWaft
Retweeted by Jemal ColeI don't think anything I've seen so perfectly captures why there's no way the US is going to be getting on top of C… https://t.co/bWRfCEzNc7
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6/28
2020

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