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Jemal Cole @jemaleddin Baltimore, land stolen from the Piscataway tribe

#BlackLivesMatter “A policeman’s job is only easy in a police state.” - he/him - Libertarians are all idiots. jemal@jemal.co

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Joined Twitter 3/21/07


@deliforniadream #EndMenWinning over Joe Rogan, the man who believes that the moon landing was faked, isn’t really a mark of quality. Andre… https://t.co/fWQ6AAmoOj @Nyarlathocon But that only gets you so far, right? A recipe written for an electric oven that is moisture-sensitiv… https://t.co/rzDPiW4fFkIf you didn’t know this, it’s because it isn’t accurate. Last year the cap was $132,900. The 2020 cap is $137,700. https://t.co/5K8IMdhWtNThis always seems like great advice but: • good luck finding recipes that use weights • weights don’t account for d… https://t.co/BrIG5rHSAwWe are absolutely unsurprised to inform you that the facial recognition database overstated its use and its founder… https://t.co/tSTKYoywVE
Retweeted by Jemal ColeLet’s not forget the casual antisemitism. https://t.co/CJEsfGRO3ZAlso he wastes his gifts saying nothing of substance. Great at the technical stuff, but nothing to say. https://t.co/NBuY6rA8Ss @Nyarlathocon OUUUUCHThis pic of Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8 with two young 'reporters' after Pro Bowl practice makes me smile https://t.co/DkqhiOl4TQ
Retweeted by Jemal ColeDid you take our #Roe quiz to enter in last night’s raffle? Well, here's the answer key! How did you do on your qui… https://t.co/93v5cr4Kk0
Retweeted by Jemal Cole▪️ open Zoom ▪️ click Preferences ▪️ select Virtual Background ▪️ click ⊞ symbol ▪️ upload any image you want ▪️ al… https://t.co/MQHus1mXvC
Retweeted by Jemal ColeThe last series was great, you know, the one with women writing, drawing, coloring and lettering it? The one that s… https://t.co/TT4R2ckeP9
1/24
2020
@MTFIII BooooooGreat idea, but be sure you clean off all the actual food like rice which can swell and clog the drain on your dish… https://t.co/7eOSBQxSaaIf you’ve got a book that is LITERALLY about a supremely powerful woman who represents the idea that women can do a… https://t.co/KTVQsg1qH9Please note: I’m not saying men shouldn’t be allowed to work on Wonder Woman. I’m just disgusted that even with a w… https://t.co/unZjERlgtLShout-out to @DCComics for their 96-page 750th issue of Wonder Woman! They hired 12 women to write, draw color and… https://t.co/xUeliZqqKjMike Pence runs concentration camps https://t.co/TyPLImMcwl
Retweeted by Jemal ColeWow, what a story: African American man sues his employer for race discrimination, obtains a (seemingly substantia… https://t.co/Bq342KA7DX
Retweeted by Jemal Colehttps://t.co/hoLq9oZuKb https://t.co/PUfH0QqkRdWaiting for a certain somebody to tell Seth Rogen and David F. Sandberg to “drown in hobo piss.”I think about this tweet several times a day since Sarah posted it. Realest tweet ever. None of this is easy and n… https://t.co/vCROo28eF0
Retweeted by Jemal ColeBTW, the small amount of journalism about #FreeBritney has been limited to: - explainer on external fandom movement… https://t.co/tdl0I3t4IL
Retweeted by Jemal ColeThinking of all the dumb celebrities who have a right to be self-destructive, have bad managers, do drugs, enter ba… https://t.co/olLkD0jWEk
Retweeted by Jemal Colei wanna remind yall that jesus is trans explain this, religious uncle https://t.co/5KWzEYrujW
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1/23
2020
Mating Dance of the Puffin: https://t.co/IRHqCqIvqg "let's take it off like we're on eraser duty"
Retweeted by Jemal ColeGonna sneak over and get some takeout tofu bites during halftime at Ottobar trivia. #BaltimoreAF https://t.co/d4tjaIAlSEPlease keep in mind that Gritty is literally owned by Comcast. https://t.co/myLTEiEa6cwhat i'm doing: quietly holding a cup of hot tea while gazing out a bookstore window; contemplative and lost in tho… https://t.co/MtfmE85wBo
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @youngjeopardy Dude was such a capitalist that he had a monocle and a top hat and literally promoted selling other peanuts. Fuck Mr. Peanut.I got a marketing email from liquor dot com and if they love Aviations so much, why don’t they add any lemon juice… https://t.co/XNzHnHDUFCThe thing that ages me the most are: ∙ People 15 years younger than me complaining about how old they are ∙ Being… https://t.co/P9BgP9D498 @evangoer I thought I had been there more recently, but I haven’t been to greater “Frisco” since I got married in 2009. @evangoer It’s wild how hard I just scoffed considering that we’ve never met. 😀 @evangoer You must have more loquacious people at your hotels.It’s true - in your daily life you almost never have to worry about how many item slots are in your inventory or h… https://t.co/6fbE6nJLnq💜 What's the best way to spend a Wednesday night? Celebrating BAF's 5th year and the anniversary of #Roe vs Wade! 🎉… https://t.co/QPCv4P6qcl
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @Nyarlathocon Well, I hope he can live up to his performance in TTS:BD-P2.And Rami Malek is in it. 👀Just rewatched the battle scene from “The Twilight Safa: Breaking Dawn - Part 2” and it’s just as bad and poorly re… https://t.co/LXMtqUv2u7 @NYCPBA Please don't shoot the train
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @JustinKownacki There’s a pretty good account out there about how the Ender’s Game series by Orson Scott Card is an… https://t.co/s5kelDKrpxwhat if we all just assumed everyone’s pronouns were they/them until they told us otherwise?
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1/22
2020
@DrRockt0pus Whatever, dew-head.Hey, you know how the impeachment process is going to end up in heartache and it won’t stop Trump from being presid… https://t.co/aqTXl0mRPDI'm not going to get into what Thiru was doing in Greenmount at 1 a.m. with a woman who is not his wife. Although h… https://t.co/iAr2HXUz3f
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @Arthur_Adams I got 19 and I’m comfortable with that. @notlikethecomet SORRY SORRY SORRY @notlikethecomet Not “funters”? Real missed opportunity there. @lynnstahl7 Just saying 21 is a very small number compared to 310. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/YTkzOyMRKk @Arthur_Adams “Ukraine” got me. @lynnstahl7 I only host it - but Drupal has had a lot of apocalypses. And the shitty performance means that you hav… https://t.co/g9nvPOo5Vn @lynnstahl7 With that said, I run a Wordpress site, a BigTree site, a MediaWiki and a pile of custom node projects… https://t.co/QwGkVbviVA @lynnstahl7 You know, between being a security nightmare and having basically the worst performance of any CMS/Plat… https://t.co/6D7qdw8WNashould’ve done it Wirecutter-style tbh recommended: Warren! budget pick: Klobuchar (I’ll stop now but it’s just so dumb)
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @annamccachren As a long-time fan of marriage, I am so excited for you - having somebody around who is always on your side is AMAZING. 😀😀😀 @annamccachren Wow! Congrats!!!Jemaleddin 2020: What did I do to deserve such a good friend? https://t.co/nVSpnAJ6PKTMNT 101 is such a perfect point to jump into Ninja Turtles if you’ve ever been interested in the series. Sophie C… https://t.co/qQB43HVePX
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1/21
2020
Nobody is still thinking of supporting Thiru, are they? https://t.co/SSotpfg6Tt @MTFIII I loved the original and this looks fun, but Mark is still that guy who seems really unrepentant about committing hate crimes, so…Honestly, not a great look, weed dispensary. https://t.co/7Nz6zvGnJb| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | Have you considered | | Reading the entire | | 'I have a Dream' speech | | Befor… https://t.co/yiMg2gOj3L
Retweeted by Jemal ColeHow many times has this guy complained that women wearing hijab is Sharia law and should be outlawed? 45? 50? https://t.co/DfikHK7BqWHappy MLK Day! 😭😭😭 https://t.co/70k64MrK1v @Nyarlathocon Shit. Sorry? @Nyarlathocon No! Don’t read the post nobody reads! It could be an eldritch horror in disguise! @Nyarlathocon Yeah, same. Every time I argue about guns people assume that I don’t get the appeal, but I grew up in… https://t.co/diGyI1JFcp @karenthology CORRECTBetween the "peacock" hats and the "my gun is my emotional support animal" attitude, are these idiots pick-up artis… https://t.co/fTV7B1roVCWas this something you guys got off a wiretap, or... https://t.co/GaJteNHnKi
Retweeted by Jemal ColeI know that definitions change with usage, but please stop using “enormity” to mean “bigness”, especially when you’… https://t.co/LFq6q1MXVWfound on facebook https://t.co/1C5FTC8IHO
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1/20
2020
“I did not come to bring peace, but a sword, you piece of shit.” https://t.co/1bZU50zco2 @wittbecky So you’d say that in Rm 215 it... gets wild? @LizzieJump A) I meant that both movies were gifts. IB was a gift to Jews in the form of a cathartic ending to WWII… https://t.co/vx85GXsdxG @ocdilla Depends on who hears it!“Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood” is a gift from Quentin Tarantino to Roman Polanski along the same lines as “Ingl… https://t.co/FWcW8hNBZl @Nyarlathocon Low. Bar.What abstract discussions about lower taxes amongst business students in a place like Denmark never factors in is t… https://t.co/0b7e4HwUVu
Retweeted by Jemal ColeWe had this utterly unrealistic expectation that Danish society could basically be just as good, if the welfare sta… https://t.co/mmjSIXCBIC
Retweeted by Jemal ColeHey Baltimore: @JRoddyBusiness is playing @ottobuddy tonight at 9, and there are still a few tickets. If you like r… https://t.co/PsEj3HcZ5wThis clip keeps disappearing from YT, so watch it while you can. Dolly joins Jerry Reed onstage to give the woman's… https://t.co/oYDFISXGpn
Retweeted by Jemal Cole“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.” –… https://t.co/uvHNUj6Yhq
Retweeted by Jemal ColeOh hey Roxy isn’t just a fantastic person and a great fighter, she’s the very definition of class. https://t.co/QkTeMmbMLkI’m gonna guess that @wittbecky hears three things more insane than this at every LB meeting. https://t.co/AhGEvp2DyPNot to put too fine a point on it, but if you’re on Reddit, you’re probably an asshole. https://t.co/H1dgxjxL2d @RSGAT Sadly, things did not go well for Maurice.We did it! Thank you Team Syndicate! Thank you to my cornermen @bigwoodmma & @aj_mma ! Also my other trainers MikeP… https://t.co/h6kmxNJgJQ
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @ESPNPlusHelp why is the AppleTV app so bad? I paid good money for the UFC PPV and the app doesn’t pause right, sta… https://t.co/lzU0rQejQCFitting that the move of the night was a shrug #UFC246
Retweeted by Jemal Cole @creativejordan 🤮🤮🤮 @creativejordan All I want, now that Roxy won, is for Conor to lose.I’ve always run hot and cold with Cowboy, but I’m sure as shit rooting for him tonight. #UFC246 @mmamania Sorry, still screaming about @Roxyfighter’s winAccurate? https://t.co/eSATnR9V89 https://t.co/IItPU4oEC6Well shit. Guess I should work on my bowling. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #UFC246
1/19
2020

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