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@marissofiaaa NoLol https://t.co/BtWrRRYGr3https://t.co/4fbvWQJEgK
Retweeted by jenna @thrnis But I enjoy racism and unborn fetuses :(I could tweet a pic of Rihanna showing hole and still only get 3 likesI bet tomorrow there is going to be a viral video of some libs asking siri who the president is and then they all h… https://t.co/LpdDltfas8
Retweeted by jennachecking the syllabus without a spring break https://t.co/SiGfebvhtW


Lovato Demi Lovato https://t.co/T8wsYHPKBbtwitter today https://t.co/1o8TUugimg
Retweeted by jennaPeople when they talk about student debt https://t.co/romPi7kaeT
Retweeted by jennaHow can you be Right yet so so wrongwhy they warming my vaccine in a spoon
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This is from the Pfizer v-a-c-c-i-n-e. Please understand these shots cause harm. Injury is REAL and not rare. It’s… https://t.co/69svX4gVZe
Retweeted by jennaBeing attracted to 1/6 of the tinder dude’s pics is a feat to me

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Retweeted by jennaMy love language is illiteracyhttps://t.co/PI9jRdsDqx https://t.co/m5V0OVSZAH

YES YEAH FUCK YEAH GUYS I DID IT HOLY SHIT THANK YOU 💓💓💓 https://t.co/932vNUxHQiinstead of saying “ok king/queen” can we start saying “yes chef” like in hell’s kitchen
Retweeted by jenna @viviraye But also pandemic doesn’t necessarily mean global 🙄🙄🙄 @viviraye I hate repetitive redundancies like thatEvery person with the same name as me on tinder has been so goddamn hot how can I stand this

“Your parents will love me” no tinder dude they’ll think ur ugly:| I’m getting dudes holding fish again guys https://t.co/elNkvb7lwDWho tf said february was a rectangle month this year https://t.co/y5X5hG3KC2Open for surprise igCute pictures from home <3 https://t.co/HM2u542xjd @nico_lovinello https://t.co/UPUn9aSrWx @nico_lovinello Nohttps://t.co/l6oEGuHN7aFuck celeryNothing good usually precedes nor follows “females”...
Retweeted by jennaoh my god. it took him nearly 6 months to recover, but folks, captain teeny has struck again https://t.co/GcYCWXiBDz
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@trinity_ck That’s literally all I need in my lifeYeah we’re never getting out of this https://t.co/YQAWKHEjMxthe audacity of my iPhone to autocorrect Paramore to paramour after all this time
Retweeted by jennaTHE VOICE ACTORS FOR FRANKLIN AND LAMAR REMADE THE SCENE LMFAOOOOO https://t.co/AB3qA81Epe
Retweeted by jennathe nerve https://t.co/ffv7t4szjG
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ok now reduce your fraction https://t.co/0FVrtNeEd6
Retweeted by jennaI don’t need antidepressants I need a middle aged black woman to call me a nice name

I’m more worried about disappointing my doctor than my parents
The fact that every nativity scene is white https://t.co/9rEQG1NJLt @KaufmanAudrey Dude wipes @viviraye NoI meant on vacation but this is rightIf ur in Florida rn: https://t.co/vaK1KZfb9x
If healthcare isn’t a right twitter is probably not a right
Retweeted by jennaHalloween adults are better than Disney adults but they’re on thin ice

@GiannaGalante1 YES @GiannaGalante1 https://t.co/tfZIgH89kmIf u look like this hmu immediately https://t.co/faK13jx84Ihttps://t.co/nwIKbLKBSJ
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Retweeted by jennaI miss when whip and nae nae were the most pressing issues on my mind @TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump awkward
Retweeted by jennawhat https://t.co/239hw7YHORIts messed up that adam sandler and andy samberg have the same nameThis hashtag is a real riot #AntifaTerroristsStormedTheCapitolI’m at the coup d’état
I’m at the global health crisis
I’m at the combination coup d’état global health crisisinstagram tomorrow https://t.co/zqnwIQbEAS
Retweeted by jennaTo visually show you the differences. https://t.co/69N0BDqRKK
Retweeted by jennait’s literally harder to sign into gmail from a new device than it is to breach the capitol walls
Retweeted by jennafailed baking show sculptures of people is my favorite genre of photos https://t.co/a8MBgIto49





congrats to the new senators https://t.co/f07WRMfCIP
Retweeted by jenna“They really said ✨no❤️✨”
Please stopOh fuck just looked up Jon Ossoff and am moving to georgia @JoshuaPotash How many would’ve been shot if they were black @NeonPinkQuartz As a matter of fact,!I need to use my new “I dated someone in high school who looked exactly like young donald trump” anecdote before it becomes outdated @Rwologo99 CheersMy fat ass will click on any Snapchat story if there’s food in the thumbnail

Not to brag but no one has ever thought to give me the office merch as a presentMe when Olivia raye Smilgius (@viviraye), 19, writer, full time baller, never vegan, currently residing at
6260 Ce… https://t.co/ZLR3qOdar0 @GiannaGalante1 Marie erasureI feel bad for republican girls they got to settle for the ugly country bfs :(Horny on Maine https://t.co/riKEX8fgYF
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Retweeted by jenna @ginadivittorio Fuck @momjeansrevenge !!!


Why every guy have joseph as his middle nameI (18f) want to bang my boyfriend (17/104m) but he wants to save my soul and wait for marriage, what do I do?I will also carry my glock to congress <3 https://t.co/7FA4xZizgyI follow too many funny women on Twitter how am I supposed to date men nowDo some people not pee before going to bed┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━┓
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Retweeted by jennaThere’s gonna be a dog uprising when people go back to working at the office @sashavantil_ .......Fuck Myers-Briggs personality test, how many times do you reuse the teabag??

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Retweeted by jennaare you a fucking loser quiz:
question #1
are you on vacation rn?
if you answered yes then you are a fucking loser thanks for playing
Retweeted by jennaglad my dad didn’t teach me to be an insufferable little asshole like this guy https://t.co/Q0Zjy6YIUHThere’s a subreddit for each female celebrity’s ass I’m fucking tired of living


@AwfulReddit https://t.co/AhCeFSGNQlVery nice https://t.co/WYBHoCgScwDamn her belly button verticalsorry i thought a mf who cook their scrambled eggs on medium-high heat was trying to say something
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