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wife, mother, doctor, liar

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Joined Twitter 8/5/17


All of media today I swear to god https://t.co/ko2sHxe25c
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1/21
2021
@marissofiaaa NoLol https://t.co/BtWrRRYGr3https://t.co/4fbvWQJEgK
Retweeted by jenna @thrnis But I enjoy racism and unborn fetuses :(I could tweet a pic of Rihanna showing hole and still only get 3 likesI bet tomorrow there is going to be a viral video of some libs asking siri who the president is and then they all h… https://t.co/LpdDltfas8
Retweeted by jennachecking the syllabus without a spring break https://t.co/SiGfebvhtW
1/20
2021
Lovato Demi Lovato https://t.co/T8wsYHPKBbtwitter today https://t.co/1o8TUugimg
Retweeted by jennaPeople when they talk about student debt https://t.co/romPi7kaeT
Retweeted by jennaHow can you be Right yet so so wrongwhy they warming my vaccine in a spoon
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1/19
2021
This is from the Pfizer v-a-c-c-i-n-e. Please understand these shots cause harm. Injury is REAL and not rare. It’s… https://t.co/69svX4gVZe
Retweeted by jennaBeing attracted to 1/6 of the tinder dude’s pics is a feat to me
1/18
2021
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Retweeted by jennaMy love language is illiteracyhttps://t.co/PI9jRdsDqx https://t.co/m5V0OVSZAH
1/17
2021
YES YEAH FUCK YEAH GUYS I DID IT HOLY SHIT THANK YOU 💓💓💓 https://t.co/932vNUxHQiinstead of saying “ok king/queen” can we start saying “yes chef” like in hell’s kitchen
Retweeted by jenna @viviraye But also pandemic doesn’t necessarily mean global 🙄🙄🙄 @viviraye I hate repetitive redundancies like thatEvery person with the same name as me on tinder has been so goddamn hot how can I stand this
1/15
2021
“Your parents will love me” no tinder dude they’ll think ur ugly:| I’m getting dudes holding fish again guys https://t.co/elNkvb7lwDWho tf said february was a rectangle month this year https://t.co/y5X5hG3KC2Open for surprise igCute pictures from home <3 https://t.co/HM2u542xjd @nico_lovinello https://t.co/UPUn9aSrWx @nico_lovinello Nohttps://t.co/l6oEGuHN7aFuck celeryNothing good usually precedes nor follows “females”...
Retweeted by jennaoh my god. it took him nearly 6 months to recover, but folks, captain teeny has struck again https://t.co/GcYCWXiBDz
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1/14
2021
@trinity_ck That’s literally all I need in my lifeYeah we’re never getting out of this https://t.co/YQAWKHEjMxthe audacity of my iPhone to autocorrect Paramore to paramour after all this time
Retweeted by jennaTHE VOICE ACTORS FOR FRANKLIN AND LAMAR REMADE THE SCENE LMFAOOOOO https://t.co/AB3qA81Epe
Retweeted by jennathe nerve https://t.co/ffv7t4szjG
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1/13
2021
ok now reduce your fraction https://t.co/0FVrtNeEd6
Retweeted by jennaI don’t need antidepressants I need a middle aged black woman to call me a nice name
1/12
2021
I’m more worried about disappointing my doctor than my parents
1/11
2021
The fact that every nativity scene is white https://t.co/9rEQG1NJLt @KaufmanAudrey Dude wipes @viviraye NoI meant on vacation but this is rightIf ur in Florida rn: https://t.co/vaK1KZfb9x
1/10
2021
If healthcare isn’t a right twitter is probably not a right
Retweeted by jennaHalloween adults are better than Disney adults but they’re on thin ice
1/9
2021
@GiannaGalante1 YES @GiannaGalante1 https://t.co/tfZIgH89kmIf u look like this hmu immediately https://t.co/faK13jx84Ihttps://t.co/nwIKbLKBSJ
1/8
2021
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Retweeted by jennaI miss when whip and nae nae were the most pressing issues on my mind @TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump awkward
Retweeted by jennawhat https://t.co/239hw7YHORIts messed up that adam sandler and andy samberg have the same nameThis hashtag is a real riot #AntifaTerroristsStormedTheCapitolI’m at the coup d’état I’m at the global health crisis I’m at the combination coup d’état global health crisisinstagram tomorrow https://t.co/zqnwIQbEAS
Retweeted by jennaTo visually show you the differences. https://t.co/69N0BDqRKK
Retweeted by jennait’s literally harder to sign into gmail from a new device than it is to breach the capitol walls
Retweeted by jennafailed baking show sculptures of people is my favorite genre of photos https://t.co/a8MBgIto49
1/7
2021
congrats to the new senators https://t.co/f07WRMfCIP
Retweeted by jenna“They really said ✨no❤️✨” Please stopOh fuck just looked up Jon Ossoff and am moving to georgia @JoshuaPotash How many would’ve been shot if they were black @NeonPinkQuartz As a matter of fact,!I need to use my new “I dated someone in high school who looked exactly like young donald trump” anecdote before it becomes outdated @Rwologo99 CheersMy fat ass will click on any Snapchat story if there’s food in the thumbnail
1/6
2021
Not to brag but no one has ever thought to give me the office merch as a presentMe when Olivia raye Smilgius (@viviraye), 19, writer, full time baller, never vegan, currently residing at 6260 Ce… https://t.co/ZLR3qOdar0 @GiannaGalante1 Marie erasureI feel bad for republican girls they got to settle for the ugly country bfs :(Horny on Maine https://t.co/riKEX8fgYF
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Retweeted by jenna @ginadivittorio Fuck @momjeansrevenge !!!
1/5
2021
Why every guy have joseph as his middle nameI (18f) want to bang my boyfriend (17/104m) but he wants to save my soul and wait for marriage, what do I do?I will also carry my glock to congress <3 https://t.co/7FA4xZizgyI follow too many funny women on Twitter how am I supposed to date men nowDo some people not pee before going to bed┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━┓ ┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃┗━┓┃┗┃┃ ┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃ ┃┃ MORE TWEETS ABOUT BEANS ┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛ ┃┃ ┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃ ┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━┛
Retweeted by jennaThere’s gonna be a dog uprising when people go back to working at the office @sashavantil_ .......Fuck Myers-Briggs personality test, how many times do you reuse the teabag??
1/4
2021
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Retweeted by jennaare you a fucking loser quiz: question #1 are you on vacation rn? if you answered yes then you are a fucking loser thanks for playing
Retweeted by jennaglad my dad didn’t teach me to be an insufferable little asshole like this guy https://t.co/Q0Zjy6YIUHThere’s a subreddit for each female celebrity’s ass I’m fucking tired of living
1/3
2021
@AwfulReddit https://t.co/AhCeFSGNQlVery nice https://t.co/WYBHoCgScwDamn her belly button verticalsorry i thought a mf who cook their scrambled eggs on medium-high heat was trying to say something
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1/2
2021

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