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Jenn, not Jenna

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@kurtruslfanclub @Beetlenaut @adsk4 *polishing nails against collar* yeeaah I googled some recipes before weighing in @alex_icon WOW I wanna frame this! @jsnlxndrlv @luvcraft @kurtruslfanclub @bombsfall ok how about this tho
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I am: βšͺ️ man βšͺ️ woman πŸ”˜ desperately Seeking: βšͺ️ man βšͺ️ woman πŸ”˜ Susan
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @juliemuncy23 Yusssss! Love 2 have all my extensions with me on my work computerThis week, the state of California will formally apologize for its role in the wartime incarceration of Japanese Am…
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Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @brockwilbur I think that maybe self-validation is a skill that has to be learned like any other, and it’s in no wa… out our primers on salary negotiation!
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @Aussie_Legend @ShaneWatch Evans, weirdly!!! @ShaneWatch James Marsden is a talented actor in want of a good role :( @tigershungry my pair has a similar codependency that, in all truth, mirrors my marriage (Ted is the stronger, overworked eyeball) πŸ‘€ @tigershungry Yes! One compensates and does the heavy lifting! It’s not the other one’s fault, but the tired eye is ready for a break ❀️ @michelmcbride OH. I didn’t realize it was for β€œ2019” even though I definitely read that it was 😢i just described "you know, that guy who has songs that are like, him holding down the same note for 20 minutes" to…
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@jennegatron We can’t figure how Tiger has managed to beat Llama AND MMβ€”I guess people who care about voices vote f… @jennegatron Yeah, it’s gotta be! We were floored by the Miss Monster reveal (Ted had an amazing guess but it was all kinds of wrong)
@jennegatron ok, we’re watching the latest episode and screaming losing our minds: Turtle’s clues and vocal timbre… LEGO-building reality tv competition is super interestingβ€”it is almost exactly like a game jam. Each team is su…
@Rxbun it’s interesting for myalgic painβ€”something about looking down and not seeing a body somehow tricks my brain… @krisgraft β€œplatform agnostic? ehhhh I’d say I’m more of a platform atheist” @geminibros @twoscooters cc @esdin @mrgan Oh my godβ€”actual proof of a Simpsons for EverythingWe’re watching the first episode of Mythic Quest right now. My jaw fell open when F. Murray Abraham appeared onscre…
@feitclub @MrPope Apparently, mixed with OJ, it was a hangover cure! (There are other claims that it’s just a macho… 8yr olds big take away from the neverending story is how insane it is that the dad blends a raw egg and orange juice & just slams it.
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @MrPope Since my earliest childhood I have wondered if very many β€˜80s Dads drank raw eggs for breakfast, and your t…"I'm a copy-editor" - boring - who cares - what does that even mean "I am here to right what has gone wrong" - mys…
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i’ve watched it 600 times
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯I would like to be a person who watches a lot of movies againlast night Ted and I FINALLY watched Burning!! ugh I waited and waited for it to come out on Netflix, and then I on…β€œThat wraps up the 90-second Academy Awards” oh my god that was way longer than 90 secondsIT IS NOW THE GREATEST KEYBOARD EVER DESIGNED
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@jeslach The book I’m reading right now actually teaches readers how to reverse-engineer a plotβ€”it’s amazing @laurawritesit Well you see, when a man loves a woman very much, he has a baby with her, expects her to stop being…
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @bestofnextdoor Melissa likes her stress levels right where they are, JOSHUA @juliemuncy23 your training is paying off πŸ™ soon you will be ready @appleciderwitch loooooloh nooooo hahahahaha @hypercubexl I feel that both Twitter and Facebook’s artistic decisions miss the mark @SeanaLyn My dad could! My Dad-dad! It’s the only gene I actually wanted!! 😭 @HelloMrKearns god he was so cute in his 20s @RowanKaiser yeah, who am I kidding @jennatar earlier today I sent a thing like "I'm raising my eyebrow" and then stared at it and carefully added an 's'
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New scientific studies on #coronavirus are being published so quickly that a couple of flawed studies have hit Twit…
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯Mind-blowing stat: 48 Senators who voted to convict Trump represent 18 million more Americans than 52 Republicans who voted to acquit
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Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @ADarkConfidant @jennatar From what I can tell, it emerged at the same time (1984) in Golf by HAL/Nintendo and Okam…
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @gamespite @ADarkConfidant I’m just so desperate to know who The Guy isβ€”the guy who said β€œput a meter onscreen, and…’s more like a game you’d see at a carnival, right? yet that’s the mechanic that DEFINES video golf. and guess wh… invented the way we play video golf? who came up with the mechanic where you time the second you’re gonna swing… couple months I get a desperate hankering for Fuji Golf drew my son Loomis sitting down to his favorite meal: every cord and cable on my desk
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @Jonnbc The only good Theodore is Ted Leo 🎸 @Jonnbc Edward, in fact! Multiple Teds are murderers (Bundy, Kaczynski), but you know what they are? Theodores. Th… is Dad’s biggest fan, and I just walked in here like β€œ........soooooo... the Surrealist Comedian got all you gu…’all I follow the Animal Crossing hashtag on Instagram and lately it’s been getting preeeeetty hyphy 😼 @GhostTownGoldie @esdin aww 😍*trent reznor voice* i wanna hug you like stuffed animals
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@jennegatron Wow, that’s AMAZING. Yeah, it looks like it’s gonna be luuudicrous this time. I’m excited for you to s… @DnDeej what if we don’t want to lock our accounts but we DO want out of the algorithm entirely ☹️my god the costumes. The β€œLlama” costume is basically the first centaur this show has ever had @SounDoctrin @pjschut125 There are some who know how to work with people with religious PTSD:
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯I have watched every episode of this freakin showWhoever the White Tiger is on Masked Singer, I’m laughing because it’s like the first time someone has declined to… @pattheflip @kohquette Right after I tweeted that I was like β€œoh my god duh Jen that’s obviously what they intended… @pattheflip @kohquette I like that you can read this like a witness is slowly breaking down on the stand and then Phoenix is like β€œA-HAAAA!” @Bboy_Izilla Maaaan, Shakira had an advantage because she isn’t wearing pants. JLo is trapped in that full-body con… @SecretGamerGrrl Wow! It’s like a metaphor for chasing Winter back into hibernation! And Mole Buster, (Japan, 1975)… this is even more amazing: The aerial camera we keep seeing is a probably actually a SkyCam, in which case it is… night I was reading some St Brigid stuff out of Carmina Gadelica, and I kept noticing a line about a β€œsnake” (… the Procter and Gamble commercial: β€œThe Algorithm wrote it.” β€œFuck! We live in Hell!”Ted’s right, it’s freaking bananas that there’s a HOVERING DRONE CAMERA doing a lot of this Superbowl cameraworkβ€”li… @McKayMSmith The first time was online, in 2006. I get that it’s partly because of the name (I am not, in fact, Jewish) @esdin and you kept yelling about the stage design @esdin You were so cute during it, you were jumping out of your seattexting with my father-in-law about the big game
It’s #BlackHistoryMonth. Don’t forget to go to the post office and get your #GwenIfillForever stamps. And then use…
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@laura_hudson nice @AsherVo @johnnemann I mean, who doesn't wanna be! Him OR Amy @karobit ahaha @AsherVo @johnnemann Ahhh, like creative nonfiction? @AsherVo @johnnemann oh, wow, Twitter diagrammed it out! I've never seen that, either! @johnnemann Yep, exactly! I must've stopped when I moved in with my great-aunt. Perhaps the narration was to give m… don't anymore, but when I was six I narrated my whole day in my head, going so far as to mentally add "they said"… that some people have a constant "inside voice" dialog with themselves.
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