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Jenn, not Jenna

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Joined Twitter 9/21/16


@kurtruslfanclub @Beetlenaut @adsk4 *polishing nails against collar* yeeaah I googled some recipes before weighing in @alex_icon WOW I wanna frame this! @jsnlxndrlv @luvcraft @kurtruslfanclub @bombsfall ok how about this tho https://t.co/eCwJ8yvIRr
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2/19
2020
I am: βšͺ️ man βšͺ️ woman πŸ”˜ desperately Seeking: βšͺ️ man βšͺ️ woman πŸ”˜ Susan
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @juliemuncy23 Yusssss! Love 2 have all my extensions with me on my work computerThis week, the state of California will formally apologize for its role in the wartime incarceration of Japanese Am… https://t.co/7xyxBAmMLN
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Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @brockwilbur I think that maybe self-validation is a skill that has to be learned like any other, and it’s in no wa… https://t.co/hwcz0R3uhYCheck out our primers on salary negotiation! https://t.co/S32KynpGVj
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @Aussie_Legend @ShaneWatch Evans, weirdly!!! https://t.co/6mu0fGSUFQ @ShaneWatch James Marsden is a talented actor in want of a good role :( @tigershungry my pair has a similar codependency that, in all truth, mirrors my marriage (Ted is the stronger, overworked eyeball) πŸ‘€ @tigershungry Yes! One compensates and does the heavy lifting! It’s not the other one’s fault, but the tired eye is ready for a break ❀️ @michelmcbride OH. I didn’t realize it was for β€œ2019” even though I definitely read that it was 😢i just described "you know, that guy who has songs that are like, him holding down the same note for 20 minutes" to… https://t.co/HhJ1p1ZddX
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2/18
2020
@jennegatron We can’t figure how Tiger has managed to beat Llama AND MMβ€”I guess people who care about voices vote f… https://t.co/uooxlM1R0u @jennegatron Yeah, it’s gotta be! We were floored by the Miss Monster reveal (Ted had an amazing guess but it was all kinds of wrong)
2/16
2020
@jennegatron ok, we’re watching the latest episode and screaming losing our minds: Turtle’s clues and vocal timbre… https://t.co/ohH5b6xG56The LEGO-building reality tv competition is super interestingβ€”it is almost exactly like a game jam. Each team is su… https://t.co/9Qo28Z79ko
2/15
2020
@Rxbun it’s interesting for myalgic painβ€”something about looking down and not seeing a body somehow tricks my brain… https://t.co/QHMxCgVn0b @krisgraft β€œplatform agnostic? ehhhh I’d say I’m more of a platform atheist” @geminibros @twoscooters cc @esdin @mrgan Oh my godβ€”actual proof of a Simpsons for EverythingWe’re watching the first episode of Mythic Quest right now. My jaw fell open when F. Murray Abraham appeared onscre… https://t.co/T82yWtxZb9
2/12
2020
@feitclub @MrPope Apparently, mixed with OJ, it was a hangover cure! (There are other claims that it’s just a macho… https://t.co/UGOF7g66qCThe 8yr olds big take away from the neverending story is how insane it is that the dad blends a raw egg and orange juice & just slams it.
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @MrPope Since my earliest childhood I have wondered if very many β€˜80s Dads drank raw eggs for breakfast, and your t… https://t.co/9iEOhNAfrz"I'm a copy-editor" - boring - who cares - what does that even mean "I am here to right what has gone wrong" - mys… https://t.co/TCBnDX9jAz
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯Parasite is such a profoundly personal film for me, not just as a Korean, but as someone who at one point grew up i… https://t.co/NFsePQksKY
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯I can’t post about this on Facebook because I don’t want any of my former professors to find out I never learned anythingI decided to tackle my writers’ block by taking a playwriting class! I majored in fiction writing (ho ho) and, to b… https://t.co/GqDJbvHF5i
2/11
2020
i’ve watched it 600 times https://t.co/evQ4waw1H1
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯I would like to be a person who watches a lot of movies againlast night Ted and I FINALLY watched Burning!! ugh I waited and waited for it to come out on Netflix, and then I on… https://t.co/2KfFZfMzcEβ€œThat wraps up the 90-second Academy Awards” oh my god that was way longer than 90 secondsIT IS NOW THE GREATEST KEYBOARD EVER DESIGNED https://t.co/0FVC9w6Wjr
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2/10
2020
@jeslach The book I’m reading right now actually teaches readers how to reverse-engineer a plotβ€”it’s amazing https://t.co/QHtXCpYIYT @laurawritesit Well you see, when a man loves a woman very much, he has a baby with her, expects her to stop being… https://t.co/mQHt1rdIgI
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @bestofnextdoor Melissa likes her stress levels right where they are, JOSHUA @juliemuncy23 your training is paying off πŸ™ soon you will be ready @appleciderwitch loooooloh nooooo hahahahaha https://t.co/g6S37bhRMX @hypercubexl I feel that both Twitter and Facebook’s artistic decisions miss the mark https://t.co/pmFcxk3Fh6 @SeanaLyn My dad could! My Dad-dad! It’s the only gene I actually wanted!! 😭 @HelloMrKearns god he was so cute in his 20s @RowanKaiser yeah, who am I kidding @jennatar earlier today I sent a thing like "I'm raising my eyebrow" and then stared at it and carefully added an 's'
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯I just sent my bff a text containing 🀨 and then winced as I realized she’s the only person who KNOWS I can’t make m… https://t.co/Rx5LTC6RJH
2/6
2020
New scientific studies on #coronavirus are being published so quickly that a couple of flawed studies have hit Twit… https://t.co/5vEW7oghlP
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯Mind-blowing stat: 48 Senators who voted to convict Trump represent 18 million more Americans than 52 Republicans who voted to acquit
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Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @ADarkConfidant @jennatar From what I can tell, it emerged at the same time (1984) in Golf by HAL/Nintendo and Okam… https://t.co/AmWWXNn1bx
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @gamespite @ADarkConfidant I’m just so desperate to know who The Guy isβ€”the guy who said β€œput a meter onscreen, and… https://t.co/LkCpl6SCi5it’s more like a game you’d see at a carnival, right? yet that’s the mechanic that DEFINES video golf. and guess wh… https://t.co/mVid3RTeqvwho invented the way we play video golf? who came up with the mechanic where you time the second you’re gonna swing… https://t.co/LuO9qHyPSdEvery couple months I get a desperate hankering for Fuji Golf https://t.co/g1vH5RAalLI drew my son Loomis sitting down to his favorite meal: every cord and cable on my desk https://t.co/OYVYU5Ikam
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯ @Jonnbc The only good Theodore is Ted Leo 🎸 @Jonnbc Edward, in fact! Multiple Teds are murderers (Bundy, Kaczynski), but you know what they are? Theodores. Th… https://t.co/qNOiSDuu2OTed is Dad’s biggest fan, and I just walked in here like β€œ........soooooo... the Surrealist Comedian got all you gu… https://t.co/8CAvMnQSPgy’all I follow the Animal Crossing hashtag on Instagram and lately it’s been getting preeeeetty hyphy 😼 @GhostTownGoldie @esdin aww 😍*trent reznor voice* i wanna hug you like stuffed animals
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2/5
2020
@jennegatron Wow, that’s AMAZING. Yeah, it looks like it’s gonna be luuudicrous this time. I’m excited for you to s… https://t.co/RSFHyfZxjI @DnDeej what if we don’t want to lock our accounts but we DO want out of the algorithm entirely ☹️my god the costumes. The β€œLlama” costume is basically the first centaur this show has ever had @SounDoctrin @pjschut125 There are some who know how to work with people with religious PTSD: https://t.co/HDL4hv5reO
Retweeted by π™ΉπšŽπš—πš— π™΅πš›πšŠπš—πš” πŸ”₯I have watched every episode of this freakin showWhoever the White Tiger is on Masked Singer, I’m laughing because it’s like the first time someone has declined to… https://t.co/aDFtv9xMaz @pattheflip @kohquette Right after I tweeted that I was like β€œoh my god duh Jen that’s obviously what they intended… https://t.co/anzkcht5Pa @pattheflip @kohquette I like that you can read this like a witness is slowly breaking down on the stand and then Phoenix is like β€œA-HAAAA!” @Bboy_Izilla Maaaan, Shakira had an advantage because she isn’t wearing pants. JLo is trapped in that full-body con… https://t.co/M943WsceMJ @SecretGamerGrrl Wow! It’s like a metaphor for chasing Winter back into hibernation! And Mole Buster, (Japan, 1975)… https://t.co/mBiECJ2pPfOk this is even more amazing: The aerial camera we keep seeing is a probably actually a SkyCam, in which case it is… https://t.co/dMdU2FMcyrLast night I was reading some St Brigid stuff out of Carmina Gadelica, and I kept noticing a line about a β€œsnake” (… https://t.co/tsVlW3pZEKhttps://t.co/m1ZsQszbPSwatching the Procter and Gamble commercial: β€œThe Algorithm wrote it.” β€œFuck! We live in Hell!”Ted’s right, it’s freaking bananas that there’s a HOVERING DRONE CAMERA doing a lot of this Superbowl cameraworkβ€”li… https://t.co/bPFAc3Alec @McKayMSmith The first time was online, in 2006. I get that it’s partly because of the name (I am not, in fact, Jewish) @esdin and you kept yelling about the stage design @esdin You were so cute during it, you were jumping out of your seattexting with my father-in-law about the big game https://t.co/mEiTp4CQK6
2/3
2020
It’s #BlackHistoryMonth. Don’t forget to go to the post office and get your #GwenIfillForever stamps. And then use… https://t.co/HhEYD8lBUe
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2/2
2020
@laura_hudson nice @AsherVo @johnnemann I mean, who doesn't wanna be! Him OR Amy @karobit ahaha @AsherVo @johnnemann Ahhh, like creative nonfiction? @AsherVo @johnnemann oh, wow, Twitter diagrammed it out! I've never seen that, either! @johnnemann Yep, exactly! I must've stopped when I moved in with my great-aunt. Perhaps the narration was to give m… https://t.co/IPZwU0wuKTI don't anymore, but when I was six I narrated my whole day in my head, going so far as to mentally add "they said"… https://t.co/DYwabowsCbTIL that some people have a constant "inside voice" dialog with themselves. https://t.co/WwrGzUzbTV
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1/31
2020

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