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jenn schiffer @jennschiffer jersey city • jenn@dotbiz.info

health goth @glitch witch 🎷🐊 i made https://t.co/zaBLoHykZE @jerseyscriptusa & the jortsort algorithm, among other goofs 👩‍💻 ep @wpa_nyc [she/her]

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Joined Twitter 1/22/08


@buritica yeah but most php running now is old php so just fork one of those projects and you're good to go lmao @buritica php is the ultimate hobbyist programming language!! @emilyst if this whole tech industry thing doesn't work out, i find much comfort in knowing that i at least have a… https://t.co/oviD17lxlxthese steroids i'm on for this gnarly lower respiratory infection have me pissing like a race horse. they also have… https://t.co/e86D8QxXIDi encourage folks to help the family of douglas rodriguez, one of the victims of this week’s shooting in jersey city https://t.co/Phny0Ppr5e @willmanduffy what was the text for @kwuchu omg glad ur ok, i was just wondering to my friend the other day why people don’t carry bats around like all… https://t.co/beL43UjT5J @abelsonlive samei got winded riding the elevator lol
12/14
2019
doctor gave me an inhaler so i guess i vape now 😤 @JacobEthanWhite ok boomeri really loved this speech https://t.co/rfQD9rkDngHi! About a month ago, I was laid off. If you know of any cool startups that need an experienced CX manager or supp… https://t.co/JHjqoqDlaz
Retweeted by jenn schifferI know we’ve spoken about some of the deceased but not all. If you have a moment please read this article that spea… https://t.co/EfZPlUcQQU
Retweeted by jenn schifferMoving day in Jersey City with Mayor @StevenFulop. We @MetCouncil partnered with the Mayor to bring over 10,000 pou… https://t.co/hLQpdFccDF
Retweeted by jenn schifferThousands gather to mourn 2 victims of Jersey City shooting https://t.co/HsYmZBUK6aJersey City Shooting: Immigrant With ‘Big Dreams’ Was Among Victims https://t.co/uptVXdNbYP
12/13
2019
i have been coughing for 3 weeks and now i am on my period so, with tampon in, i am literally a loose cannon, send tweetHaving trouble exploring collections? Tired of having to open 25 new tabs? Enter the ▶️💖 The Play Button ✨▶️ whic… https://t.co/QCcPQxDOLR
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12/12
2019
What’s your favorite Glitch app made in 2019? (Yes you can submit your own also!)
Retweeted by jenn schifferOh my god, the "comment" section on @anildash's blog (by @AngeloStavrow): https://t.co/39hrsZOUTx
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12/11
2019
@pnc @celesteleighb did u put sand in ur hole @GuleAdrian at the moment no
12/9
2019
I'd like to talk for a minute about this thread that has been going around today. I've been participating in the di… https://t.co/CCd03KfxS9
Retweeted by jenn schiffer @brianloveswords depends on the wall tbqh @emilyst i AM v good at drawing butts!!me trying to “have it all” https://t.co/CD6xjXyqt5 @celesteleighb love u 😘 make sure phil is showing u all the photos i am sending him rnAny socialists wanna hang out today https://t.co/GYyxq0Y0uc
Retweeted by jenn schiffer @bijanstephen “be more chill” lasted like 4 months
12/8
2019
@jackyalcine @Mark55____ @keithkurson @NJGov i’m from bay ridge, i’d tweet the singular “your moms”your mom https://t.co/e1VFKac4YR
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12/6
2019
@MikeIsaac looks like *someone* needs to learn the career skill of *accountability* @danjan13 @gf3 i fucked sonicthinx 2019 holiday collection https://t.co/X6PNJQ6PLy @pnc https://t.co/1FUZPRXpdI
12/5
2019
@potch @lizthegrey @as_w @ezramechaber @ianfoo @glitch hey just jumping in here to let you know @potch discovered t… https://t.co/HZlBZMGDcg @gf3 also why are we like this @gf3 lol why does it look so good on uI’m a tech CEO. Here’s my radical plan to hold myself accountable https://t.co/5jgUxMuNO3
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12/4
2019
@lawnsea if i didn’t hold onto something soft, i’d have dug my nails into my palms bc holy fucking shit it hurt lol @lawnsea i am holding a scrunchie to squeeze and that cord is the tattoo gun @buritica welcome 2 the cyberllenium bitch @willmanduffy @gf3 was v proud of his cosmic fart shirthttps://t.co/5O4Ig6xYsy
12/2
2019
cyberfuck @discourse sending good vibes and rooting for y’all 🤘✨ @omnikrll @gucci_bagel @RedThunderAudio https://t.co/IaRftz18ia @eugenekudashev made it :3
11/22
2019
@gpirrotta @aborruso @anildash @glitch @VodafoneIT @homobileitalia hi! we have experienced isp’s adding glitch to t… https://t.co/CPZ3oGAM7y @ToDiaspora @glitch we did have some outage issues that only resolved a couple of hours ago. if you’re still encoun… https://t.co/aHcP0ryiKg @ToDiaspora @glitch as for referring to other html files, are you building a static site or express? you may need t… https://t.co/1BnFQqCO4l @ToDiaspora @glitch hi, one of the alleged bunch of apes here - apps that never fall asleep are restarted every 12… https://t.co/fEZVcWwU94
11/19
2019
@newgroundsIRL thanks! another, imho better, option if your cool with blogging in the editor is @eleven_ty which is what i use for my blog @Chronotope @ezramechaber @glitch i also made https://t.co/kO55BEB5Ol
11/16
2019
@iamtrevorbarnes it’s v beautiful and also i hope it quits smoking @AmeliasBrain @MiriSuzanne 100% - the assumed “in isolation” decision part is the problem, not a general call on “d… https://t.co/bbDLX4CCKD @horse_js breaking my vegan diet to eat horse tonight
11/13
2019
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11/12
2019
McDonald's removed the mcrib from its menu so it could suck its own dick
Retweeted by jenn schiffer @anildash @AdaRook666 @glitch this collection is the latest version!! https://t.co/VvBptV40VQ
11/11
2019
@kibblesmith The Row @maggieserota surely Harry Potter has a body count @chimeracoder yep!! https://t.co/vCvJWR0Ayp @anildash more content for your alt blog “essays men have sent me about jenn” @pketh (/_^)/    🔪 \(^_\) @pketh with a bowling ball!! @gothfemme hello,,,,, @KeziyahL @maxcell, if u haven’t checked out webflow yet @freezydorito lol bless @tef it’s me @janl it’s my cap stand, it just got too stacked and fell over lol @freezydorito hope dad is alright! @richardiii it is!! but it’s needed a new tube for like 5 years at leasthttps://t.co/LNRPK7L3Mmi love my curvy wife’s credit limit @gaywonk we were rooting for you, carlos!! @schneems @markedly i have discovered that blocking often doesn’t help with these kind of accounts @markedly a couple of tech dudes have been creating sock puppet accounts to bait women in tech into “misgendering”… https://t.co/ffbTWGaXmm @keithkurson that whole music video smells like curve for men @searls @anildash @mattyglesias my being articulate is v much in part from anil’s influence. anything funny he said was me though
11/10
2019
@brianloveswords some fear @hypirlink and i would have gotten away with it!! @code_ebony sure, let’s. lol @code_ebony lol ok dude if you’re too cowardly to come at me with your real account then that’s your journey, not mine @code_ebony ok officer lol @code_ebony u don’t need to buy the churro lolgreat stuff here. nypd just blatantly ignored all documentation, illegally seized over 100 pounds of industrial hem… https://t.co/kihgmXAs0V
Retweeted by jenn schiffercops should get a real jobnypd is trash https://t.co/MXad4jWQBsI Don’t Understand Why His Wife Needs More Credit, Isn’t Getting Richer Solely For Tech Workers Unionizing? Anyway… https://t.co/7njvaTaEVFfor real though, this thread is v good and for jeff to respond how he did is ~*classic*~ https://t.co/RcckMDRHTA @modernserf hottie toddies @haley with this and the mcr reunion i truly think 2020 is gonna be our year, haleythis is truly an epic moment in the captivating journey of woke dhh, i couldn’t imagine a better side quest villaini am absolutely HOWLING!! inject this exchange right into my bloodstream, finally i am healed https://t.co/fM0I5B5MhMthis is.......the story of a girl 🎶 who built a minesweeper board online because her cable isn’t working so she can… https://t.co/bqRDNEEWr0 @dvsch in the middle of this i decided to also make a minesweeper level creator where you drew pixel art and the sq… https://t.co/PsFQVjDGXjwhat a journey!! i'm done for the night, gonna research how to build minesweeper levels over the weekend :P https://t.co/FUxuAeodcz @potch lol prettier never ceases to surprise me
11/9
2019

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