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Cartoonist, musician. He/him. I will block you for the slightest offence.

120 Following   80,736 Followers   12,714 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/24/07


@StrawberrySiren ha ha ha ha yepppppjust remembered the time my high school health teacher drew a diagram of the vulva and put the clitoris where the u… https://t.co/GF20HzqYWw @ethansteele a clippy app that vibrates your phone violently, causing you to drop it @kittywithguitar @pawfetish I have no idea what Mesa Boogie is thinking with their bass control @Bishkebab a miserable careerbring back Clippy so he can pop up all "it looks like you're doomscrolling, would you like me to turn off your wifi?"all news websites should have a splash page that says "nah man it's all bad, you SURE?" that you have to click through before it loads @AstroKatie ffffffffff @AbbyHoward MEGANUBS @kittywithguitar @pawfetish put a Tube Screamer in front, turn the bass down, and discover that none of the other c… https://t.co/44MLJNoca1Why have you disturbed my slumber https://t.co/8JbRsR9KMv @Bouletcorp now I'm imagining sauropods just being giant pigeons and am VERY happy about it @kittywithguitar @pawfetish god, Mark series amps are such a bastard to dial in but once you find the sweet spot they're so good @damnyouwillis fucking YIKESSHIT https://t.co/T4OU3ns9FE @TheBlackNerd Somehow the red makes it less upsetting to meThe most poorly targeted Instagram ad of all time https://t.co/skgm4KtPYl @TheBlackNerd Nightmare @UnburntWitch Comfyits friday night and u know what that means time 2 read the wikipedia article on magnetic monopoles 😈😈😈😈😈😈
7/11
2020
I'm writing a video essay about Puzzle of Flesh and I'd like to have a couple of LGBT+ peeps age 30+ to read it ove… https://t.co/LqpPfDQZwk
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Retweeted by Francis 'Bjork' Morgan @cyelatm @kendrawcandraw God, if only @jas8522 @lizmacdraws I got a wifi extender @lizmacdraws @jas8522 Please leave me alone, I am comfortable in there @TheBlackNerd NO kisses @kittywithguitar @jeezusgutierrez he's a good boy whom just wants to play a pantera riff @kittywithguitar @jeezusgutierrez I'm subtweeting literally every guitarist on youtube except ola englund*five minutes later* sup y'all, Guitar Youtube Guy, back in the saddle again! Today I'm reviewing the newest produc… https://t.co/K0iOMqgkz3hey y'all, Guitar Youtube Guy here. just wanted to check in and let you know I'm doing okay what with the recent de… https://t.co/bamj7MoQT0 @TheBlackNerd ritual suicide, a cult favoriteHey, it's Guitar Youtube Guy. In these uncertain times, it is more important than ever to take care of ourselves, s… https://t.co/uEVJWOEFJj @TheBlackNerd bubonic plague, a cult classicWelcome back, fans and subscribers! It's me, Guitar Youtube Guy, with a HILARIOUS new song that parodies a genre of… https://t.co/1kpukjDrvYWHAT'S UP MOTHERFUCKERS it's Guitar Youtube Guy, back with an absolutely KILLER 34/47"multiscale bass for the TIGHT… https://t.co/bb1fYIKoz4hey everyone guitar youtube guy here with some bad news blarpo guitars stopped answering my emails and i cant get y… https://t.co/8R4RVlnE86Hey y'all! It's Guitar Youtube Guy here with a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm proud to be partnering with Blarpo Guitars to… https://t.co/sMwGfHHU0aHELLO NERDS it's Guitar Youtube Guy here at NAMM 2020! Just hangin out with some of my buds, like, heh, a guy you m… https://t.co/0ny8zjStblYO EVERYONE, it's ya boi Guitar Youtube Guy, back with another review of this $400 handmade boutique overdrive peda… https://t.co/4gfuGYSi8Hsup fam, Guitar Youtube Guy here again, trying out a *record scratch* 8 STRING GUITAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?! anyway here's some blues riffshey what's up it's me, Guitar Youtube Guy, here with another demo video for a $4000 amp I'm going to set up to soun… https://t.co/99EyhU9m1HPowerful 'vibing' await you https://t.co/XmQypfDJEM
Retweeted by Francis 'Bjork' Morganfor instance, all of the entries for gas-giant planets have a specific bit about how there might be rainfalls of di… https://t.co/bToKm1BTxOone of my favorite pastimes is reading astrophysics pages on wikipedia and tracking the prevalence of unlikely and/… https://t.co/urzzNhl9So @alinapete beeperholy shit https://t.co/iK6PsGkNYr @christianaellis Both long but in different waysSleepy https://t.co/URrQ75vsu2 @whitneyarner the only good thing that racist old murderer ever did was inspire this incredibly hilarious statue @whitneyarner god I laugh literally every time I see that fuckin face @nevervikki @namshubofenki mine too! @TheBlackNerd I played myselfYesterday I fixed all the typos in today's comic (thank you, Patreon subscribers, for pointing them out- after draw… https://t.co/b3sH4ZsBcW @20000TinyJars mairead here with a lettuce play of garden simulator 2020 @ryanqnorth @skrishna the contact lens equivalent of forgetting to put water in the coffee makerAnita White rules, that dipshit country band can go fuck themselves https://t.co/2whX37XG5i @whitneyarner LAAAAAAAAAcomic time https://t.co/6OU7VBbPmy
7/10
2020
@ethansteele It’s SO funand the Polymoon gets REAL weird once you start twiddling the knobs https://t.co/s7Ygmg3WEMquick clip of the Darkglass using my fender jazz bass 5 string. This is a roughly 50/50 blend of the distorted and… https://t.co/lcBfiV1EiP @vasilethedeal I'm in love! @ethansteele it bass time https://t.co/JSWxC1CM7I @atdavidhex @MagnoliaPearl omg @MagnoliaPearl aw dang I sold it for rare candy :< @MagnoliaPearl mine's weird, not sure what he's gonna evolve into https://t.co/IEY2VbyKy9 @F_ckingAwesome when you turn the feedback all the way up it just repeats forever so: probably @F_ckingAwesome I seriously considered picking up an Ottobit too but I didn't want to drop TOO much cash at once, lol @mcloaferpants it's so good, with the graphic EQ I don't even need a preamp anymore, just plug that shit straight i… https://t.co/R8PT5BZLSZhahaha these pedals fuckin OWN, the polymoon basically turns anything you connect to it into a space alien and the… https://t.co/eoVQH6JWNQNew pedal day 😈 https://t.co/ENZEizWekp @Neala_Draws squash and stretchhe looks extra weird when he's next to a normal dog https://t.co/0WsQA5EahA @sarahgraleyart What is Stef but a large Toby @alinapete hot @DreamsRestless Yeah that’s super disappointing :( @DreamsRestless that seems wild after Swery's last game! @DreamsRestless oh dearI love that all the reviews for Deadly Premonition 2 are like "the game runs like garbage and I feel like I should… https://t.co/XT3VkIKCPj @haven2dotnet I love this dog @namshubofenki @npdemers lol what the fuck are you onone eye sees the present (wanting treats). the other eye sees the future (getting treats) https://t.co/fEGk80Ozfoomg https://t.co/5BRDtcJm9b @Dosbilliam maybe they should start webcomics @Jake_R_G seriouspost: it's very bad but every other social media is worsetruth https://t.co/rmIRhDLdn7 @namshubofenki lol it's been my full time job for 17 yearsI sincerely believe it betrays a deep personal despair, it's a kind of lowkey self-harm https://t.co/be9yiAOCK2Terence knows https://t.co/opPSuY1YtkAnd if you go through my archives, you can see the comic has radically shifted focus multiple times over the years.… https://t.co/a8ajwX4gYF @tinyspells @sarahgraleyart I know the truth https://t.co/186czrA09H @DVanillannie there's not really that many, they're just loud about itit takes a special kind of dilbert-ass mentality to imagine someone dedicating their entire adult life to a creativ… https://t.co/qRguj9T6Zk @KBSpangler absolutely miserable thinking about my many idiot childrenI HAD a job I hated and was only doing for the money. Turns out that made me extremely bad at it, so I started doing QC insteadmy favorite QC conspiracy theory is that I secretly hate doing it and am only in it for the money. Sorry to the dum… https://t.co/zdSYD4epFq @whitneyarner @TheBlackNerd that was my ENTIRE jam when I was still doing long-distance with my wife @whitneyarner @TheBlackNerd I've been meaning to watch this! @TheBlackNerd NoTfw u were listening to music https://t.co/asRjynPZeB
7/9
2020

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