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Opinionated homosexual fellow working in a LGBTQ+ nonprofit. Married. Geeky. He/him/his

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Joined Twitter 3/17/08


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Retweeted by Jere Keys @🏡How does the cocaine figure into this analysis? https://t.co/uGn4WBhfeaPresident-Elect Biden doesn't have to prove anything. This moving of the goalposts is called "shifting the burden o… https://t.co/nO2aXc41pT
11/28
2020
Just once, I’d love to see a city/state take just one of these “autonomous zones” by right wingers at face value an… https://t.co/sAAlTOLkosIt’s that time of year when deep-fried turkey fires go waaaaaay up because of local fire departments demonstrating… https://t.co/zhvM6ZtLcD
11/26
2020
The fucking turkey tradition apparently jump-started the part of his lizard brain that remembered pardon power. Fro… https://t.co/VM5YnLiE6Y @ZacharyZane_ I don't know about selling them, but you could always buy gift bags in bulk and pass them out as "tha… https://t.co/19PqBwj2BY
11/25
2020
Incorrect. https://t.co/w59enZ3gdx https://t.co/mqElhVR2iPHello, it me. https://t.co/kRjkxNhzda @mce1201 @mcecreations Damn!
11/24
2020
It’s 2020. Anything can happen. Predictions for next Trump/Rudy presser:Biden’s easygoing “this is mostly embarrassing for him” approach to ending this election has run its course. We nee… https://t.co/Fu9CyteWVC
11/20
2020
@NikkiHaley As was widely predicted months ago... Republicans suddenly give a shit about fiscal responsibility, aus… https://t.co/uWSvVMVMa7It's not Rudy Giuliani's fault, he told his assistant to make an appointment at SuperCuts and somehow ended up at S… https://t.co/wHVBqNpss6Rudy Giuliani's hair: leaks Mike Pence's hair: attracts flies Stephen Miller's hair: flees from toxic racism in bra… https://t.co/JN5qjZDe5NApparently it's bulking season. Also known as when muscular underwear models unironically call themselves fat. Joy.Dudeski, SOOOO many people saw this coming 5 years ago. But manny of the people screaming about it were black, brow… https://t.co/QOI0RiVt2I @ZacharyZane_ It's the wild wild west out there until Twitter gets enough complaintsAnimal Crossing has Stories now 🤯 https://t.co/YMhWX9tis6
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11/19
2020
What did I ever do to convince YouTube and Google that I was interested in frequently occurring 6 minute Praeger U… https://t.co/bPE1pjkk6wRemember when political fact-checkers were like "well, technically, there's no evidence the 3% decrease in marginal… https://t.co/T9L7WZtNvJNew York City has reached the 3% testing positivity 7-day average threshold. Unfortunately, this means public schoo… https://t.co/1pbBmcJMvx
Retweeted by Jere Keys @🏡 @allisonkilkenny Excellent points. Just to add: Cuomo shouldn’t think we’re letting the casual fat phobia slide, either. @tyler_cov A valid concern, but if my twitter is typical, no one has time to screenshot all of that
11/18
2020
Maybe this is just the result of the thots I follow, but Twitter fleets appear to be for porn/onlyfans promos. I’m not complaining. @notcameronrose For the next 10 years... https://t.co/Gj7ewHYdEL
11/17
2020
@NKinRealLife Lol https://t.co/KJI29l2Y9RHulu + Live TV is raising their price AGAIN? At the new rate, I'm only saving about $5/month versus basic cable with far more channels. @realDonaldTrump 250,000 people died on your watch. Unnecessarily and directly linked to your incompetence. Loser.AND I'M A TOP! https://t.co/tuCY7PFEP9 @hectorGvega I'm trying, doesn't seem to be showing up on OF
11/16
2020
I fully intend to criticize Biden when he deserves it. Our elected officials should always be held accountable. But… https://t.co/AkhK3Jyyg4ThE LeFt HaS tO rEaCh OuT tO tRuMp VoTeRs BeCaUsE tHeY’rE hUrTiNg ShOw SoMe CoMpAsSiOn https://t.co/lbmW1DIRpm
11/15
2020
Ryan Murphy projects. Locker rooms. The underwear aisle at Target. TikTok. https://t.co/fHFGTtb2hd
11/14
2020
Any attempt by Donald Trump to deny New York access to a lifesaving #COVID19 vaccine will be met with a lawsuit, pl… https://t.co/pQ93UuqKcO
Retweeted by Jere Keys @🏡Let's flip the script. It's great that Trump won't concede - it means every day we get a new, definitive piece of e… https://t.co/g196MszJssNeither he nor any of his spawn better ever set foot in this state again. I want his name torn off buildings tomorr… https://t.co/ms1iH2g3RuThe consequences of actual looting and criminal mischief should be fines and maybe jail time. The average gun-totin… https://t.co/CoMq6X9REU @SportsCenter Packing for a move @AndreDonovanXO Quick, let’s get some more on you! @davenewworld_2 He thought he would be in the clear if she threw the first punch, but I'm just going to leave this… https://t.co/KcU62tFBaQWho knew there would be consequences to pulling guns on peaceful black protestors and then doubling on your 15 minu… https://t.co/Dtfzz31VDf
11/13
2020
@doubledcooking Yes. Removing the stress of contemplating “how horny am I” later. @doubledcooking I’m going to eat a bunch of beans tonight and commit to a night of games and tv“People want to show up and have their voice heard.” It’s called voting, Kheyleighchester, and your guy had less pe… https://t.co/txpR8QkeslCan a demon who is like really motivated to work out take over my body for about 2 hours every morning?US coronavirus cases for each day in November: Nov. 1: 76,771 Nov. 2: 86,589 Nov. 3: 91,910 Nov. 4: 104,296 Nov. 5… https://t.co/TrnXSEnvmx
Retweeted by Jere Keys @🏡 @JAYxALEXANDER I'm making this my new home screen wallpaper @jakewil I don't have a specific artist, but Red Barron Ink did my last one and they've been wonderfully supportive of the community.I'm calling it: 7:31 pm EST on 11-11-20. With people claiming J Toobin's J'ing-the-Tube firing is just another part… https://t.co/RufDhnkK08
11/12
2020
I think I'm going to get a tank and start keeping fish in the new year. I'm hoping that 2020's plant gays will be r… https://t.co/9hL4viIr9h @ParkerMolloy He lost me at "Orange Hitler wasn't a threat to the republic" because, like, he TOTALLY WAS. It's jus… https://t.co/Q1CK3714uKAmazing how quickly the lies about voter fraud evaporate when there are *consequences* to the careers and reputatio… https://t.co/9Mb0JVyRfd @AndreDonovanXO @2013Moonlight These are art. Sexy art.Look, give me a big Thanksgiving dinner with friends or give me a sloppy late night of boozing and messing around w… https://t.co/skQXF77STn(Please let people recognize this quote and not think I've become a crazy.) #theatrekidI danced for the Devil; I saw him, I wrote in his book; ... I saw Joe Biden with the Devil! I saw Goody Harris with… https://t.co/defVKKRyJPMe trying to get my favorite NYC OnlyFans creators to collab https://t.co/fuQ32HYzWA8/10 American recognize that Biden won. 6/10 Republican voters get it. Only 3% of Americans think Trump won (13% "n… https://t.co/xtKc0C4MBx"Jere in Paris" (JAIR-ee in PAH-ree) is a somewhat better rhyme than Emily, so in the spirit of things, I'll go wit… https://t.co/EUmBNuSzyX @tyler_cov @mcecreations Let’s see 🧐 @ForecasterEnten I don’t think people have given enough thought to what replaces polls if they were gone. Political… https://t.co/s9cZeauSVv @MSignorile Oh, so saying things that may not be completely accurate which arguably cause some people to not vote i… https://t.co/n6qTd5XLzU @darrylstephens Yes! Fill up those beds with “white collar” criminals who’ve done so much more to hard society than… https://t.co/KVQikRlfwwWe train our volunteers making mental health 911 calls with "We need an ambulance, not police, for a mental health… https://t.co/MBV2mwHxue @Liiiii_Liiiii And look amazing wearing it https://t.co/tKqdViFJt2 @tyler_cov @mcecreations Petition for @mcecreations to hire Tyler as an official model for his clothing line. Especially the bottoms. @tyler_cov @mcecreations Got damn!Can we just make a rule that Democrat senators from swingy states and/or special election states are off limits for Biden appointments?
11/11
2020
Apropos of nothing in particular, remember when I got to meet Patti LaBelle and watch her perform from backstage at… https://t.co/P9AgIYOnZ1Remember when Patti LaBelle posthumously outed Luther Vandross as gay and afraid of coming out and disappointing hi… https://t.co/hm4bREMNgXIs this a thing? Did I do a thing? https://t.co/DliB9jkAOnAt least he's a consistently brazen about his lies. https://t.co/rH7mB1Wp8xOne thing I've learned from looking through a year of sign-in data to de-duplicate it is that many people don't kno… https://t.co/zcYphUyXsKHe's right about one thing: there's no reason to have a Senate. Let's get rid of this anti-Democratic racist holdov… https://t.co/BigVywNHjm
11/10
2020
It’s always “activists and their demands to stop killing black ppl almost cost us the election” Never “white wome… https://t.co/7f1TRMYQ3v
Retweeted by Jere Keys @🏡If anyone is shocked at @senatemajldr's hypocrisy in accepting the Senate and House election outcomes, but not the… https://t.co/pp8i4f4zgi"Good afternoon, Federation dignitaries. I'd like to welcome you all to the Enterprise... Rent-A-Car parking lot."… https://t.co/BlHCvsHCLj
Retweeted by Jere Keys @🏡I'm predicting it - NYC schools won't come back after Thanksgiving until at least January. https://t.co/icZ3Ndzt5VThe Pfizer news means the value of avoiding infections over the next few months has gone way up. That in turn shoul… https://t.co/T31IuIxkcH
Retweeted by Jere Keys @🏡https://t.co/XcRuDf5C8K https://t.co/CBhSqUhEXtThis Chappell monologue from last night’s #SNL is like the opposite of the joy we were all feeling yesterday. It’s… https://t.co/BMDE3DstLZ
11/9
2020
@mce1201 Just drop an autographed glossy print in my latest order instead. 😈 @DeanBrowningPA And we couldn't be more thrilled. https://t.co/K9tV3bBUkWIf y'all thought his shady inauguration fundraising, self-dealing through the government, and jail-worthy violation… https://t.co/bK3V6BVAbx @alexg0ldberg Or he announces his candidacy for 2024 and starts raking in the donation money again. Or uses the ALW… https://t.co/crMBhDvcmNThat said, the ones who do believe his desperate, incendiary lies are also the most deranged, violent, gun-toting,… https://t.co/OYJhJXP4EHBrace yourselves, I'm going to say something out of character. Not ALL Trump supporters are complete brainwashed id… https://t.co/cL9hqtsvMx @kayleighmcenany "They weren't" isn't a satisfactory answer? Every election department in every city in the country… https://t.co/pG2H7B5JOETeam Trump is determined to go out as pathetically as possible, right? Tune in tomorrow at the Doubletree A/C Repai… https://t.co/FX6qhKGW2yYou know what we get to look forward to? 4 years in which the President's surrogates aren't out shilling for a rand… https://t.co/0jJdyqRztV @marcorubio Where is this clear evidence you keep bringing up? Seems like that would be a good thing to show the Am… https://t.co/3WhqNpadlCNever has a GIF made me cry. Until tonight. [origin unknown] https://t.co/Ud61wmy3jx
Retweeted by Jere Keys @🏡 @marcorubio 1) Recounts RARELY change outcomes. 2) The "if" is doing ALL the heavy lifting here. So far, i multipl… https://t.co/fg9tmZpYwBMina can’t believe they called this guy sleepy. She’s showing what sleepy really looks like. 💤 https://t.co/C81onkYLnA @Mas0nj4r @mce1201 @mcecreations Phat ass tops are the best. Gives me something pleasant to grab onto when I want i… https://t.co/JXMExohHE7The bath got cold while we waited, so instead I’m showing my daughter our first female Vice President. https://t.co/l5DNttfK8O @Boomer_Banks @DanielJDuggan Okay, but who is he, Boomer? Because... https://t.co/5V2poZZtBB @mce1201 https://t.co/SP46g842uV
11/8
2020

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