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I am a still small voice of calm and reason.

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6/4
2020
@Matty46ish @itownsend2011 @MrJamesMay I can well believe that @itownsend2011 @MrJamesMay I clocked a female blackbird this morning at 24 mph. And a partridge at 31.
5/31
2020
@mbellskyron That part of Mongolia was specbleedingtacular
5/30
2020
@MichaelCarste19 Crikey. I’m spooky.
5/28
2020
@NX611_OilyRag Don’t worry. I will never buy an electric car. I think they are unpleasant and stupid. @mralancross I did and that he and his “wife” are now an item @prodnose Was thinking just the same. I’m having 700 people round tonight to find out if it’s OK @Alice__BB Best recommendation ever
5/27
2020
Deep joy. Thought The Americans on Amazon was about to end after three seasons. Now discover there’s six. Long may the lockdown continue.
5/26
2020
@KayBurley Yes
5/25
2020
@22rdw @mattfgp2 @RSdriver00 Not many and no.
5/24
2020
@paoloman001 @sophiemillarr My grand father lived in Spring Lane @wendybe64142565 @sophiemillarr Really? It’s a pretty house. @mattmalloy95 @sophiemillarr Nope. Never lived there. But my Grandad has the Royal Oak
5/22
2020
@sophiemillarr I was born in Sprotbrough. Rambler Cottage to be precise.
5/21
2020
@mollsmarr Hello @WobbleBoxers @thesundaytimes Yes and McDonalds make you pay for burgers too.
5/19
2020
@deanyoid I’m sitting in it, weirdly @Yorkpastandpres Try PQ17 next. Or the one I did on VCs
5/18
2020
@BruceLindsay @stratorennie @sarahannpiper A lovely man. I hope he enjoys his win @waddledogie @ukeastcoast What is a “Ferrari”? @robmarshall33 @thesundaytimes Thank you
5/17
2020
@gwenric13402048 @Jack_Nelligan @MillionaireUK @StellifyMedia I agree. @Mattaston11 No. I’ve been watering trees @Irenaatweets @MillionaireUK Such a pretty part of the world
5/16
2020
@yam_bell Well we could have thick people. Would you like that? @dalerobinson__ Or the Danube. Or mountains in South Africa or... @DancingBrave19 That is total bollocks @abridge75 Agreed @LouiseS67343918 Didn’t know he was @SarcasticBen GTV6If I remember correctly, there’s a pretty good contestant on Millionaire tonight.
5/15
2020
@sarahannpiper Steady on. I knew that £250,000 question the other night and er... @CStoddart8 @MavenofHonor U was once driving a new Ford at Croft and met Craig Stoddart which was pretty cool
5/14
2020
@LexiJane_x He is such a lovely man @richbeales I bloody did. I wish he’d phoned a friend for Table Mountain.
5/12
2020
@middlemunners Two our of four tonight. So that’s 31 per cent. @middlemunners Yes @NeilHan58363856 I’m rubbish at dates but The correct answer was my guess @chrisnewsham Yeah but you whiten your teeth
5/11
2020
@martin70484021 What makes them work is not me; it’s the old boys who were actually there. And I’m afraid they’ve all gone now.
5/8
2020
@TravisBMillard @ChelseaFC I remember it well @Ross_Von @FloraEGill Not at all. We all eat every day. Adrian wrote about cooking in a refugee campAny aspiring journalists, or journalists who wannabe food critics- you have 3 weeks to enter the Sunday Times AA Gi… https://t.co/sc7KBlEaQr
Retweeted by Jeremy Clarkson @MR51ACK Be funny. Write fast @prodnose Best scene. “French” champagne @dangazzard I made others like it.
5/5
2020
@Wibbersengland The trouble is that the old boys who made it live are all now dead.Sounds awful but if you’re stuck for something to watch, try something I did years ago called The Greatest Raid Of All. Those boys...... @JuanitoOwen I have. The ending was a surprise @KarineBed Hated season 2 as much as I loved season 1. But loved the carpenters obv
5/3
2020
@Dargy7 You make a good point. But I know they ignored the interesting bits of a report to make a story that fits their agenda.Interesting. I know that BBC news knows that the last item they just ran was not accurate.
5/1
2020
@loweroddfarm @FarmingUK It most definitely is not on hold @FarmingUK No it hasn’t.
4/28
2020
@paradoxception It’s a beautiful beautiful country
4/27
2020
@sarahallen2608 As I explained earlier... oh never mindDear everyone. Yes. I know I have a red face. I’ve been sitting in front of a UV lamp all day, mainlining Dettol.
4/25
2020
@JeremyClarkson and Andy Wilman are almost ready! Join them discussing @thegrandtour live on our YouTube channel… https://t.co/yYbo4EDfUD
Retweeted by Jeremy ClarksonA message for Grand Tour enthusiasts https://t.co/Yt4UWepmpY
4/24
2020
@EiranC I haven’t @somethingnasty Wrong war @rutter1986 The Civil War? I think you’re muddling it up with the War of Independence @LordGaryFarrow @Andr6wMale That’d be Greenslade. Anyone? Anyone?
4/22
2020
@morganmcgivern Happy Birthday Morgan’s MumHappy Birthday Mrs Queen.
4/21
2020
@naseebsm Nope. I’ve checked and he definitely didYesterday. Donald Trump said the American civil war was not fought on American soil. I thought it was.
4/20
2020
@hoofer70570 You seriously don’t know who Murray and Djokovic are? @Tshiamo36ty5 It was terrible, factually inaccurate bollocksI’m thinking of getting Mr Wilman and I to discuss TV stuff like Murray and Djokovic. Who’d be up for that? @gazking88 @MOTDtom @AaronRi49547120 That’s one piece to camera for James @MOTDtom @AaronRi49547120 Editing 2000 hours of 4K footage takes a bit more than a laptop @RobertCWebster @philmw @jimbo_h_46 @BBC_TopGear Lot of Pink Floyd as I recall
4/19
2020
@Tomsimm56000175 After a farming year. So October maybe. @AaronRi49547120 Well yes. Except the edit suite is shut. There’s a virus going round @SCFC_Pughy33 Hmmm. They’re not very bright @tomhough95 It’s a village in Germany @MajorTraumaSN Tell us how and we will @PaulJamieGreen Again? I didn’t know he’d stopped
4/18
2020
@yorkie19772 @DRIVETRIBE Thankyou. Took a while for me settle in but then I did too @JeremyClarkson is ready! To tune in to his live pub quiz, hit the link below! ⬇️ https://t.co/CKXd0K3K2s
Retweeted by Jeremy Clarkson @chels_l_8 No. cool thoughAn invitation @DRIVETRIBE https://t.co/CcL5luPepA
4/17
2020
@arkybo Oh yes
4/16
2020
@Tweetmusky @ITV Are you a moron? @KeithM81 @ITV That’s good too. @antrooney10 @ITV That’s pretty funnyQuiz is about to start on @ITV. It’s pretty good.Oh well. Bank Holiday over. Back to the grindstone tomorrow @davidlaud @RichardHammond @thegrandtour We’d need some bloody long lenses to film that at the moment. Appreciate your sentiment though
4/13
2020
@Barriejkb @AncestryUK Never heard of them @iankeeffe Not £31,000 sure
4/12
2020
What a day to be celebrating. 50 years since Chelsea smashed Leeds.
4/11
2020
John shading Joel right now. For me, it’s a dead heat.Also. The first track I’ve played in every car I’ve ever bought since ‘78 is: Hide In Your Shell.Hide In Your Shell. Played it on the eve of my 21st, 30th, 40th and 50th. Just played it now. Loud. @Martin_Thomas Diamond. Now there’s a thing.Let’s do this: Italian Restaurant or Your Song?
4/10
2020

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