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Ghost Shipp @JeremyCShipp Southern California

Butler for cats. Geek. Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Award-nominated novelist. BEDFELLOW and THE ATROCITIES out now from Tor. They/them

11,350 Following   21,390 Followers   102,435 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/13/08


It’s always projection with these assholes. The only voter fraud so far has been from Republicans. https://t.co/EEreHy5lJC
Retweeted by Ghost ShippThis holiday season, try to look beyond the commercialism and focus on the true meaning of Christmas. To hug baby d… https://t.co/9hJIeRXb8M
Retweeted by Ghost ShippThis holiday season, try to look beyond the commercialism and focus on the true meaning of Christmas. To hug baby d… https://t.co/9hJIeRXb8MI don't know if it's possible, but I want to visit there one day. https://t.co/UDySeLZfrRDrinking water in the middle of the night when you're thirsty as hell: https://t.co/GYRApjRwLAIt hurts. After all the violence and death, not just this year, at the hands of police officers who don’t believe b… https://t.co/fUx9njVLrP
Retweeted by Ghost ShippWillem Dafoe - The Lighthouse https://t.co/MGBhgMgSdUWhen everyone is vaccinated and this is all over, the next time a disabled person applies for a job and asks to wor… https://t.co/iTOUfzOaqf
Retweeted by Ghost Shipp“I don’t consider you disabled” isn’t the compliment you think it is
Retweeted by Ghost Shippstill can't silence the part of my brain screaming "WHAT IF YOU ALL HAD COVERED HIM LIKE THIS IN 2015" https://t.co/A1WsnV2L3q
Retweeted by Ghost Shipp @maryhollandaise Hey Mary, I loved Happiest Season. It was hilarious and sweet and thoughtful.Perf https://t.co/btuecPrxhcGood going, capybaras. https://t.co/fFAkvls1CY @Bucketoblood Thank you! I'm happy to hear that.Amazing. https://t.co/toa3Isg5Js
Retweeted by Ghost ShippLawyers say 628 parents of separated migrant children remain missing https://t.co/N6lnb0nOgc
Retweeted by Ghost Shipp @MySelkieSkin Oh no, sorry to hear that @MySelkieSkin Wow, your dad sounds coolThe doll I found in my attic says that you must read The Atrocities. Sorry, I don't make the doll rules.… https://t.co/2agAtcxJlF
Retweeted by Ghost ShippThe doll I found in my attic says that you must read The Atrocities. Sorry, I don't make the doll rules.… https://t.co/2agAtcxJlFMe writing a novel https://t.co/n5CNGowFz9
Retweeted by Ghost ShippThese are wild... https://t.co/Cgeckdh9foThat belt... https://t.co/aEkhBpxO0qAmazing. https://t.co/toa3Isg5Js @GMjtis This is awesomeThe Wicker Man, Eraserhead, Dead Alive, The Witch, The LighthouseYep, many of them. https://t.co/WGa2kdoyeu
12/3
2020
@Author_PCorrell He's pretty sweetBREAKING: We’re suing DHS, CBP, and ICE for records about their secret purchase and use of our cell phone location data to track us.
Retweeted by Ghost ShippI don't know who needs to hear this but there's a tall, translucent humanoid wriggling inside your walls, construct… https://t.co/IJqNXiF0xEShaggy sure enjoys eating dog food.Trump is threatening not to pay American soldiers so that he can rename military bases after slavers who murdered Americans soldiers.
Retweeted by Ghost ShippKatie Porter is simply the best....here she is earlier dunking on Mnuchin for ‘Play-Acting’ as a lawyer https://t.co/bY69ZnVIMY
Retweeted by Ghost ShippAnother one of my great aunts is dying. This is quite the godawful year.The Earth is healing. Nature is returning. https://t.co/mim2M18QWY
Retweeted by Ghost ShippThe Earth is healing. Nature is returning. https://t.co/mim2M18QWYI wrote this a couple years ago. It's still a fun read for the Life Day season. https://t.co/YwWTVLG9hJIf you are cold, they are cold. Let them in. https://t.co/eVGN4BjqXHThe trans rights movement is no more 'turning lesbians into trans men' any more than the gay rights movement was 't… https://t.co/2BuqnQKa7F
Retweeted by Ghost Shipp @HeinzKetchup_US Thanks, ketchupTrump is threatening not to pay American soldiers so that he can rename military bases after slavers who murdered Americans soldiers.A Michelin Star is cool but what I'd really like is a Mr. Peanut Tip of the Top Hat.I don't know who needs to hear this but as you grow older, there's a portrait of you in an attic somewhere that's s… https://t.co/NHIZNDr2ag
Retweeted by Ghost ShippSadly I don't actually have that tattoo at present.But why would my loved ones want an image of Mac from Mac and Me embracing ET? https://t.co/NvzUtcrkIRPlease let me eat themAll those colorful soap bars filled with herbs and flowers should be edible.I'm so hungry I could eat a miniature Trojan horse packed with gummy Greek heroes of divine ancestry.In the Santa Buddies universe, there's a dog version of Santa. Does that mean there's a dog version of Krampus as well? Krampooch?
Retweeted by Ghost ShippI think it's finally starting to happen. #TheBachelorette https://t.co/SCUTA7yuNhWhat company would ever want to be held liable for Trump's posts?Terfs aren't welcome in my corner of the horrorverse.
Retweeted by Ghost ShippDoes...does Trump not realize that Section 230 is what allows social media companies to tolerate people like Trump… https://t.co/KnY5VKleIwIt's almost DePiglio Day. https://t.co/5Ab0dwECu0 @RoxanneBland2 Yep, they're more than happy with killers who hate the same people they hateI don't know who needs to hear this but as you grow older, there's a portrait of you in an attic somewhere that's s… https://t.co/NHIZNDr2agVery surprised that the dude whose airline, casinos, university, beverage brand, steaks, vodka, and magazine failed… https://t.co/3aYHafQK7y
Retweeted by Ghost Shippcheck it out stwong bad i'm a pwaiwie pwovince https://t.co/aTZeNjhc8V
Retweeted by Ghost ShippTrump is still actively inciting violence and murder https://t.co/f65B1mSlJCThe amount of stress I put myself under for years to operate at the exactly same level as my non diabetic siblings… https://t.co/wNOvZAenp7
Retweeted by Ghost ShippMe writing a novel https://t.co/n5CNGowFz9Eh, I'm gonna eat the McMonolith Space Burger. https://t.co/bFGG1uDVtFHmm. What do you call a billionaire who registered a $40 million, 164-foot yacht in the Cayman Islands to avoid $2.… https://t.co/YiwDpUF3Wz
Retweeted by Ghost ShippThis is an extraordinary speech. Anger & despair & moral clarity from Georgia’s top election official https://t.co/UtHhb6Igla
Retweeted by Ghost Shipp"Gallagher was charged with knifing the boy in the neck, killing him and posing with his body for a photo. The trai… https://t.co/VZqksi4JdcThis is a guy who gleefully murdered children.Republicans like to act like they're all about law and order and that they're tough on crime. But when Trump pardon… https://t.co/FBhPjGXw2xI can only imagine how many crimes Trump and his minions committed these past few years. This is probably just a dr… https://t.co/VH1h3tVH4VIn the Santa Buddies universe, there's a dog version of Santa. Does that mean there's a dog version of Krampus as well? Krampooch?
12/2
2020
@wnwagner @neonhemlock Congratulations! That's awesomeJohnson doesn't understand what Barr's saying, because whenever Johnson throws Trump's holy poop at the wall, he se… https://t.co/8kxatag2LRGood surprise here. https://t.co/uDyrNlQOQII had a dream that I had to speak to Trump in person and convince him to fund education. His bodyguard kept coughin… https://t.co/QgtTaUwhL8Terfs aren't welcome in my corner of the horrorverse.My friend Erik and a bunch of other drivers in NYC are launching their own worker-owned, rideshare app as an altern… https://t.co/vjsKhjyeH9
Retweeted by Ghost Shipp @TheElliotPage Congratulations, Elliot! @ghostofpa https://t.co/mi0HhNJ7RxDear internet: the vaccines are about to come out. They need both shots to work. You will probably get injection si… https://t.co/kKcSYDRxny
Retweeted by Ghost ShippOops, I forgot that sleep exists again.Yum. https://t.co/Wxxk6Ny4mIThis pandemic is 100% proof that capitalism not only *requires* human misery and oppression to work but in fact it *THRIVES* in it.
Retweeted by Ghost ShippGuy who pronounces testosterone like a type of pasta
Retweeted by Ghost ShippThis is my Disney Dream Suite: https://t.co/wXabm6A5cv
Retweeted by Ghost ShippHorror Novella: 'The Atrocities' by Jeremy Shipp https://t.co/HNGa8fvXam
Retweeted by Ghost ShippThis is sedition. It’s moving away from «free speech » and moving towards a crime against the state. https://t.co/hRD51q2ob6
Retweeted by Ghost ShippA yard sale kazoo that summons demons is a gift that keeps on giving.Trump supporters love to embrace and spread death until they find themselves face-to-face with him. https://t.co/9fLX2qaA1HI didn't do NaNoWriMo this month, but I did eat 50,000 fries.Me: "What if Slimer is the ghost of E.T." Guy: "This is a town meeting. Relinquish the microphone." Me: "Wait, but his legs are so small."Is anyone else watching TLC's I Love a Mama's Boy? It's so cringe and disturbing and fantastic.Anywhere and everywhere https://t.co/h3qUmbwaOmEdison County, Michigan is the home of Bowling Green. https://t.co/KjwUA3LC9aThanks for all the birthday retweets, y'all. https://t.co/YhVYlQdPMu
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12/1
2020
The monolith materializes close to anyone who dreams vividly enough about the monolith. https://t.co/sIZ3PUAJS8First look at Junji Ito Pops! https://t.co/lc7KtYqNUc
Retweeted by Ghost ShippLet him in https://t.co/g9wjnHZLyyThe Room Troll 2 Birdemic Birdemic 2 Fateful Findings https://t.co/jMeXuxx8CjThanks for all the birthday retweets, y'all. https://t.co/YhVYlQdPMuhttps://t.co/q3jta8nPfU
Retweeted by Ghost Shippsorry just have to feed my pet moon https://t.co/paYKUTuf5g
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11/30
2020

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