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Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles New York City (Big Apple)

editor in chief @HardDriveMag & campaign manager @GamerPres20XX & podcast @showshowpod

1,807 Following   16,096 Followers   7,252 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/17/12


@sasimons i gasped when i saw the cgi Toads @iamandyholt i only watched this episode to send a message that i want more tech ceos to host the show!!!2 out of 3 sketches on tonight's snl have had a joke about how easy it is to accidentally fuck your cousin??????????????????????????????elon musk is delivering his jokes on snl so poorly it feels like it's his make-a-wishhttps://t.co/zwdc8sxEgC https://t.co/1MtPSSKVnb
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5/9
2021
i kinda hope Elon Musk does well tonight just so i can hear the SNL announcer try to pull this one off in 20 years https://t.co/e4nwK1c4Wr
5/8
2021
just for fun we should convince jk rowling she can redeem herself if she writes a book about how harry potter stopp… https://t.co/S8zsAh6s8x
5/7
2021
@lalavin666 honored to have been a part of ithttps://t.co/JkPxp2shDR https://t.co/7YeXxTxGcW
5/6
2021
twitter crop is gone!!! https://t.co/I7z0xr0JG3 @dankozuh you don't have to be mean dana talk show in 1895. the lumière brothers are on as guests to promote their new film "The Arrival of a Train at La… https://t.co/U0ddSBJJjq
5/5
2021
@Mark_Roebuck @jeffrosenstock what about Goodbye Cool World Music
5/4
2021
bill gates won't see your tweets saying you want to "run a train" on melinda gates that you'll do "any perverted fu… https://t.co/ji9NM6Yqu4Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines https://t.co/xuCPEFTaFQ
Retweeted by Jeremy Kaplowitz @gommeryeffect fuckhere is the full article if you still want to read it for some bizarre reason https://t.co/S50vSt1bKtwrote this very serious article for @HardDriveMag and a lot of the comments are informing me that the character act… https://t.co/rNQW1JR97pThis week on The Alexis Pereira Program, Jeremy Kaplowitz (Hard Drive) stops by to discuss Anne Clark's (Vulture) n… https://t.co/cQKqgERPv5
Retweeted by Jeremy KaplowitzI accidentally made a video about coronavirus six months ago https://t.co/PBWfNoVE01
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5/3
2021
@luisadieznuts i knew a kid like this growing up! @jeremythunder https://t.co/nZmtmvzvfQeasiest live action casting choice in the world https://t.co/QpP0LVQJQVthis was a good idea, i should film this https://t.co/9dcCuzt5Cz
5/2
2021
when i get my opponent down to 1 hp in magic the gathering and lose https://t.co/0L7EmF0qNz @vonKraush i'm looking for a new town crier
5/1
2021
@benwassertweet https://t.co/1trNaxpuXI @current_st i'm a villainhttps://t.co/DwwHXEkb0C https://t.co/fMVii5sfd2 https://t.co/95s4f5NHV8this is not just a victory for me, but it is a victory for ALL americans who wish to see a funny picture of joe bid… https://t.co/Xy8JLjDvYr
4/30
2021
@hannahposts thank you. facebook wants joe to shoot his wife and i simply disagreei am being silenced https://t.co/q5FwWr8yzlNO JOE NO!!!!!!! https://t.co/8A5Pz7VrzU @KyleErf yo what the fuck did calibri do wrong??? @PtakJokes @jeremythunder @willmenaker what am i missing here https://t.co/g5NJdlMubKthe gifted kid discourse is disgusting. it's very simple: you should never gift someone your kid @SirViolentDeath @HardDriveMag wish we did
4/29
2021
@kimmmyparsons 27 @siteverVVas @SkillUpYT wow we live in the future
4/28
2021
@PtakJokes whoa the cards are in first person in this gameevery time I hear about “monetize the moments of our lives” I think about this video https://t.co/d3RGTmjaZo
Retweeted by Jeremy Kaplowitzhow do i unsubscribe https://t.co/Wtbmbz4SzG
4/27
2021
@PhilJamesson @whoiskevinflynn "Jeeves was removed from Ask Jeeves" sounds like he was fired and refused to go so t… https://t.co/pZkMaVQnEG @GianmarcoSoresi hey if you need a free transition, feel free to say "so i'm single" in between your jokes! @showshowpod final????
4/26
2021
@AlexFirer it's still live! https://t.co/HBThG0WI08 @AlexFirer i liked the gun website @hauntologically noticing that ben gave me and josh the same "special" craft beer
4/25
2021
@KyleErf is this promo for the new game or dodo peak? @arvalis just as a lil easter egg the body is lin manuel mirandahttps://t.co/zwdc8sxEgC https://t.co/1MtPSSKVnb
4/24
2021
sorry but you're not a real comedian until someone makes fan art of you as luigi hanging out with eggplant wizard f… https://t.co/iQjN2xbm0s
4/23
2021
You're welcome @HardDriveMag (a thread) https://t.co/eD9x83FJsF
Retweeted by Jeremy Kaplowitzthis is even weirder if you zoom out https://t.co/KgDlE2fMoc https://t.co/oyAlp741R9
4/22
2021
@KyleErf hard drive sold out now that they're not an owl @Brendelbored @HardDriveMag yea... anti gamer >:(some political podcast called No Agenda saw this article i wrote for @HardDriveMag and thought it was real and used… https://t.co/DzBPe5kOo7 @feraljokes "being anti police is being anti labor because police officer is a job"
4/21
2021
one downIT'S REAL LISTEN UP: https://t.co/DqXDDojbiW https://t.co/dX4dAwBPpI
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4/20
2021
@MittaMurr i looked at your twitter feed to see if you do this bit with other random people and was pleasantly surp… https://t.co/ywYFCSMUUg @whoiskevinflynn hahahahahahahyou too can be a wealthy cannibal with these simple steps https://t.co/yXApr1gDePwrote another one for @HardDriveMag https://t.co/U1dyiQ1cYh
4/19
2021
@Watchman_5 blockedi'm 99% sure this was painted on the wall by a road runner https://t.co/NnYJ8AV414here's the rest of it https://t.co/X6tbtK9QPQwrote another article for @HardDriveMag https://t.co/RkoHva17V2thank you to everyone uploads full episodes and movies to youtube you are the backbone of our society https://t.co/Wi4NhlF47o
4/18
2021
@HardDriveMag hell yea gonna buy one of these so i can breathe under water!!!!! @valentina0nline seems like no!
4/17
2021
@americanwombat yeah thats perfect. it's about who wants it moreme when i joined twitter: whoa i can talk to celebrities on this website! me now: i have a moral obligation to bul… https://t.co/HWUDh11GrJ @BillyKumo 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺 @nickeldoodle when the princess is in another castle 😔 @jeremythunder lmao i think travis mcelroy actually already said this @_chrisgarcia i usually find really great comedy inspiring but Oh Hello at UCB was so funny it made me want to quit comedy
4/16
2021
when i say pack the courts, i mean really pack em. make everybody over 18 a supreme court justice. lets turn the su… https://t.co/b98NqPU9tt
Retweeted by Jeremy Kaplowitz @luisadieznuts laughterhouse five @theJoeKlein horns honk!!!! @KyleErf wow the Reverse Abe Lincoln
4/15
2021
Abolish the police https://t.co/jeWoI0jBtY
Retweeted by Jeremy Kaplowitzeveryone i know has 7 podcasts but is too afraid to talk on the phonethe fast and the furious series is the #1 superhero franchise ever made. it is about a group of people whose superp… https://t.co/ix14q4O1BI
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4/14
2021
@yourGODFRIEND @semperposts @lilydont @vonKraush yea i'd let that tree give it to me @sweetheart_char @HardDriveMag lmfao that's so funnyMade this horrible thing at someone's request. Text is from a Jeremy Kaplowitz tweet. https://t.co/2xfjIKCz63
Retweeted by Jeremy Kaplowitz @naomicalhoun i would love thatyou can read my hard hitting political journalism here: https://t.co/uhnDFyhytIcovered the NYC mayoral race for @HardDriveMag https://t.co/RcWGSj4sTx @iamandyholt https://t.co/SpfW0v7ubC @tomwalkerisgood at least 15-20 for that face ripping one @tomwalkerisgood i think i saw them on twitter too if u wanna just mentally add +1 to each of those
4/13
2021
if you ever wanted to listen to a podcast that's about interesting things but is still 90% silly jokes, please chec… https://t.co/vdD2pj9vRg
Retweeted by Jeremy Kaplowitzlate night conversations used to hit different sitting around these https://t.co/1wz5U685K2
4/12
2021
https://t.co/RLmQauCRIS @arvalis @POTUS please weigh in siri literally just fucking got that "honk if you're horny" is a punoh ok https://t.co/FIlSYuOIuo
4/11
2021
@Agasthya06 yea
4/10
2021

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