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(Screen)Writer + Indie Film Producer originally from Maine. ELECTRICK CHILDREN, AWOL, GONZO GIRL, WHEN I’M DONE DYING

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Joined Twitter 1/23/12


Woah 😰 https://t.co/xuO7pzFwn1 @mariebardi Ughhhhhhh so good
4/1
2020
@mariebardi https://t.co/JhSNjYI6Lp @melissahilfers 🥰🥰🥰🥰 @melissahilfers Me me me 🤣🤣 @Cat_Marnell I once accidentally mailed my holiday photo calendar to the Mooch @Scaramucci @Cat_Marnell This is excellent
3/31
2020
@page88 💗💗
3/30
2020
@RealWilfordB Cookies
3/29
2020
@sacca https://t.co/Ovjuo5GFhMI can’t remember a time when it wasn’t March.
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3/27
2020
@matthewfennell Billy Zane ?Big. Dr. Fauci saying that the coronavirus seems like it could come back in "cycles." "We really need to be prepa… https://t.co/VZY327dKpw
Retweeted by Jessica Caldwell @thegarygraham Choc chip cookie dough
3/26
2020
@mariebardi 👏🏻
3/25
2020
GOP: Planned Parenthood is MURDER! Also the GOP: I don’t care if your grandma dies, it’s for the economy!
Retweeted by Jessica CaldwellPlease do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
Retweeted by Jessica Caldwell😳😳 https://t.co/SWL7WwpPiR
3/24
2020
@MatthewACherry Back left! @AmyKinLA When I was online dating I’d meet guys for coffee for 45 mins tops before progressing to dinner just in c… https://t.co/eEyixFxAnbAnyone else get like 8 copies of Michelle Obama’s book 2 Christmases ago and still yet to crack the spine?Am I the only one who prefers counting to 20 while washing my hands instead of singing a song? Am I a psychopath? #coronaquestions
3/23
2020
@bobehayes https://t.co/m0EVweQqDq
3/22
2020
@katiweaver Ummm you can still do a fashion show and send us pics! @IMDb Shame
3/21
2020
@littlebrown Fries TolstoyI’m back in CT 😳 https://t.co/UvSB7JeV0A
3/20
2020
@Caissie @chelseadevantez This was very funny! Hard to make an effective 3 min short film 🙌🙌 @davidehrlich Thought this said coldstone creamery at first @Caissie 1) Waitress 2) showrunners asst / writers room asst 3) substitute teacher / grad school professor 4) mac… https://t.co/lO6oo1VGg3A bar in my neighborhood is delivering entire liters of their premixed margaritas for $25 and you get a complimenta… https://t.co/O52fsFpcos
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3/19
2020
@melissahilfers Started strong then petered out for me. Could have been a 90 min movie. I love the FBI agent Matthe… https://t.co/p7ydVdQ4I5 @LearNonsense https://t.co/1kZYaVZ5aS
3/18
2020
@franklinleonard Not to go on strike @AuthorKimberley @Winstonwrites https://t.co/9KbOO7DiOVFor months, Tom Brady has been plotting his departure from New England. But to announce it on St. Patrick’s Day whe… https://t.co/VdkANzXELu
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3/17
2020
Could he be more loveable? 💜 https://t.co/atzN4EpvvNLet's elect one of these two guys arguing in a deli.
Retweeted by Jessica CaldwellYes! https://t.co/2ZewZSj8qM @matthewfennell @karenyhan Multiplayer golden eye was the only game I ever really played (w my older bro and cousin… https://t.co/KSisZnOse6 @msdanifernandez https://t.co/kAisfK8wgj @dom_lefebvre I think it’s quiet and polite (no audience) compared to what we are used to so yeah boring
3/16
2020
Gotta love a good ole Mainah ⁦@GlenCampbell⁩ VIDEO: Lewiston native in Nashville wrote a coronavirus version of “R… https://t.co/C1nbvl9Bi0 @erinleecarr I kept my last name when I got married but would be open to changing to Pitt or Affleck if the opportunity came about
3/15
2020
Newt Gingrich being the voice of reason is 100% a sign of the apocalypse.
Retweeted by Jessica Caldwell @msalsberg Funny cause it’s trueIf you've ever thought about writing a screenplay or tv show, right now is the perfect time to sit your ass down an… https://t.co/djZoUrAXtc
Retweeted by Jessica Caldwell @katiweaver You’re doing great! And an excellent friend to boot @fvrmvn LA too @katiweaver FaceTime me! I’ll teach them birds and bees remotely :)
3/14
2020
@Cat_Marnell This is a web series I’d watchFucking hope so https://t.co/xtCtfmQxKX
3/13
2020
@matthewfennell I love your football legacy @mariebardi I’d take either @katiweaver @Starbucks Wu tang!
3/12
2020
@Caissie He’s the best! Also- his deep fried lobster weakens my knees
3/10
2020
@thegarygraham Pizza... milkshake! @matthewfennell This is definition win win @mariebardi @_katiestebbins_ Volunteer? I’d pay
3/9
2020
@SarahWatson42 Manager & lawyer
3/8
2020
@melissahilfers Bleach always makes me think of being a kid going to a hotel with a pool!!!! @matthewfennell https://t.co/DQgzeY8MsV
3/7
2020
@Caissie I’ve gotten similar emails from: my chiropractor, the wga, Westport playhouse lol.. @thehill A Good boy indeed @mariebardi No way.. what?! @marielleanas Oh shit @Caissie I still have a 207 area code (Maine) and am very invested in kicking out Susan Collins who has represented… https://t.co/nhqpwQakSz
3/6
2020
@davidehrlich I love Ben @inkandbookmarks I go back and forth on all the foster/adoption accounts because it makes me sad and I want to take them all!JUST IN: Voters in Maine upheld a new state law that eliminated philosophical and religious exemptions for mandated childhood vaccines.
Retweeted by Jessica Caldwell @MissCirillo Nah girl you’re tired!
3/4
2020
@Caissie @PopSockets I have an otter box with a built in pop socket and it’s awesome
3/3
2020
@realDonaldTrump Proves my theory that nothing/no one is more intimidating to you than someone (17x) richer than you. @inkandbookmarks Hi bb @iamBrandonZ 💗🙌 @SarahWatson42 Tina Fey and Betty Dodson @BettyADodson @msalsberg Loved
3/2
2020
@desusnice Worth it @emilynussbaum Pippi!!! @roywoodjr @GareRickThe headline here doesn’t tell you that the reason she walked out is that Polanski drugged and raped a child, and y… https://t.co/a0WWOs6lCY
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3/1
2020
@GareRick I saw that cbs halted production of the amazing race .. but like.. amazing race: running from corona would be grade A reality tv @katiweaver Good call W!
2/28
2020
@tomgara @davidmackau Too. much. Carmelized. onion.
2/27
2020
@matthewfennell @ewarren Is she good at titles?!
2/25
2020
@kateelizweston I love foldsI’m voting for Elizabeth Taylor in the California primary.
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2/24
2020
@ebelee_ @okcupid @msalsberg I’ve always suspected I was still in high school @MiraElKoussa Very stressful lol! @ajdhauser I’ve had a few like this. It’s always high school though! Like I never graduated so everything since then has been fraudulent.At what age do I stop dreaming that I can’t open my locker and the bell just rang? 😩 @mags_mclaugh I mean. I would love this/him
2/23
2020
@kristenbatko A lot of our ex-billies colleagues worked on it. I’ve enjoyed all seasons! Lemme know what you think x @kristenbatko The Sinner and the Outsider?This is v good https://t.co/kHv7v3A8Ei
2/22
2020
Last night Trump called for the impeachment of Barack Obama - who hasn’t been president for three years. This batsh… https://t.co/yHeXU8ivtL
Retweeted by Jessica Caldwell @Caissie Yay! Congrats! I had to unsubscribe from Hollister emails (not sure I ever fit in those clothes?) but I’m… https://t.co/JIHp6l9KIY @JimCarrey @ArianaGrande Awww
2/21
2020

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