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3/6
2021
happy march 3rd https://t.co/8i8AQ06wVF
Retweeted by jessThe Breakfast Club episode of Victorious is a cinematic masterpiece
3/4
2021
i would very much like to give all of you a big ol hug rnthe last 4 years of my life have contained some good highs and definitely my lowest lows, just for it to all end vi… https://t.co/eT4BlVlrPBSexy gf that rots in bed all day
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3/3
2021
nothing helps my soul float quite like Ella Fitzgerald’s musici’m not going to hell bc i’m LGBTQ+, i’m going to hell bc i’m a simp for CFA mac n cheesethe fact that my fav perfume samples are over $100 per full sized bottle is honestly rude
3/1
2021
Do you hear that sound? It’s every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath. https://t.co/3v9kbIlXaE
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2/28
2021
Girls don’t want boys girls want an emerald green couch https://t.co/aL90RzJfBR
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2/24
2021
them https://t.co/Hd6ctbaKTg
Retweeted by jessbrb making piccrew characters of different haircuts i want
2/22
2021
these queens gonna sit here and tell me they’ve never had a crush on an animated character?? lying bitches.here are my frogs. the symbolism is that they are me and my best friend and we are hanging out on a stick being fro… https://t.co/PMlqVLKrnk
Retweeted by jessreal tempted to get a Miranda Priestly haircut right this second
2/20
2021
i can feel a Katara-Zuko situation coming and i’m not pleased at all. also wtf Sokka is not a “little brother”??? i… https://t.co/zlOYcCqe6R
2/19
2021
i-won’t-let-a-man-define-me gf and i-hate-everyone-except-for-her bf https://t.co/nwpIvcjswj
Retweeted by jessQuick little reminder that Climate Change doesn’t necessarily mean that it will get hotter everywhere all at once,… https://t.co/o2yUdlJr5q
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2/18
2021
my sun, moon, rising, venus✨ https://t.co/eNJBd6o40A https://t.co/BbV6xq4HpShttps://t.co/nZNHzf6D1B
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2/14
2021
based on my recent rt’s i dare you to perceive my drunk persona https://t.co/e4l3Iv3p4XThe kids who drove mini vans in highschool are the backbone of our society
Retweeted by jess @mooopsy we have the same weighted blanket i’m screaminGbeth harmon picturing chess moves on her ceiling but it's me rearranging my two exclamation points per email
Retweeted by jessit's always "wyd" never "maawhncbowfywsmfihyfhciwhttyyhbmbasailililyinwtbpfyftdo" https://t.co/O4Zd7VBWEo
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2/13
2021
it’s always “wyd” and never “wswwswwswwywwswwywiwdawywiwdawywwswwywwswwyw” https://t.co/Hhz9QtizmH
Retweeted by jessRoots hits different after only eating 250ish calories all day beforehand
2/11
2021
If you see my discussion post and think I’m wrong please keep it to yourself cause I know it’s wrong and I don’t know what I’m doing
Retweeted by jess @erinschief This is the one I got! https://t.co/KevHGTm5l8i want you all to know i did in fact buy the amazon corset from TikTok and i WILL be sharing fits when it comes in… https://t.co/ODbV9gsOpa
2/10
2021
they really don’t trust him with ANYTHINGGG huh (and for good reason) https://t.co/xrf4V2c1HP
2/9
2021
“get you a girl who can do both” well what about getting you a girl who can’t do anything? hi
Retweeted by jessThese NFL commercials capitalizing on the very thing Kaepernick kneeled for ain’t doing it for me.
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2/8
2021
when we get the vaccine me and the girls are going to the period drama house https://t.co/xSm9wpi5NU
Retweeted by jessif i don’t get a “I love you, most ardently” or a “you have bewitched me body and soul” at some point in my life, y… https://t.co/Uka6rwfoSb
2/7
2021
@mooopsy I LOVE IT SM IT LOOKS SO GOOD🥺🥰Nothing but respect for MY inconceivably ancient mountain range https://t.co/vTUjEbApwQ
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2/6
2021
i know we’ve all been knowing this, but Savage x Fenty... i’m sorry...Aphrodite? idk her🤧
2/4
2021
my morning skinny popped tf off today @emfranks7 that was such a WILD moment oh my wordThat episode of Schitt’s Creek where they play the middle/high school games as grown ups? Chaotic and I want it aft… https://t.co/8WTvraadtKRigga Morris, Back Rolls, Look how orange you fuckin look girl, Oppalence, Miss Vaaaaaanjie, Because I’m what? SICK… https://t.co/zWyCtK2q2iFeeling like gamestop shares the way I need to be held
Retweeted by jesstwitter has taught me u cannot be 100% happy unless u r an elderly man growing massive root vegetables in pastoral england
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2/3
2021
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Retweeted by jessme looking at zoom gallery mode for my 100+ people classes to see whos hot https://t.co/Qy5yRk0kfT
Retweeted by jesspalms are now s w e a t i n g https://t.co/k4WeHsqX6WSometimes is ok to wake up and choose violence. At least once a month.
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2/2
2021
@Delfleppard @midnightchicken @Adamrcalvin you don’t know who has underlying health conditions, autoimmune diseases… https://t.co/ohazoOVFZWso to kick my ass into a creative gear, i’ve decided i’m starting a series where i write different pieces (short st… https://t.co/gxSwkYnHPe
2/1
2021
yall 14 having sex i was 14 wanting to kms 😭😭😭👍🏽
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1/31
2021
Jason Segel in Freaks and Geeks is simply divineNow it’s phoebe’s turn to ask herself if she’s a masochist https://t.co/JEQyihPTvU
Retweeted by jessu ever just think that. wow. humans made ALL OF THIS UP. definition of creating ur own problemshttps://t.co/9vDeWY1Ij0
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1/29
2021
i’m drunk and cuddling a baseball bat, who want medid i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay tonight due to the events of the last few nights while masking my motive… https://t.co/KTGYlPOYMkHOW & WHY AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY PANTIES ENGRAVED AS A SOLUTION??!?!?!?
Retweeted by jessThis is pure bs VT. How about useful tips?? - if ur window doesn’t lock use hard cover books and put seam side up i… https://t.co/Mv4XYnoII8
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1/26
2021
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Retweeted by jessSomething really creepy happened to me last night as I walked to my car outside the Edge and I feel like girls in Blacksburg need to hear +
Retweeted by jessme writing as a hobby vs me writing for uni https://t.co/ZGgfdhskY2
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1/25
2021
God hath spoken @Pokemon @NintendoAmerica https://t.co/Zhuz4jBBge @HoesChiMinh there are dudes who are down bad and then there’s this guy 💀 @HoesChiMinh the nice guys and pity-me boys are out once again, this time with funds
1/22
2021
HAHAHA you’re literally too kind n coming from the Priestess of the Written Word, what an honor🥺 (i also have a con… https://t.co/7FIavksXej
1/21
2021
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Retweeted by jessur allowed to tag me in any instagram giveaway that excites u no matter how many times and how little we speak just wanted u to know
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1/20
2021
*pretends to be shocked* https://t.co/z8PWuxoAfanot to flex but Nikki Giovanni gave us her phone number during class todayif anyone’s been in mccomas lately during the day, has it been busy? i wanna get back to the gym but i don’t wanna… https://t.co/lsDwvoMRKwnever not thinking about this https://t.co/Gn4POmwwXM
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1/19
2021
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1/18
2021
roomies and i do be drunk and watching The Hobbit, do reach out plz
1/17
2021
i have 0 thoughts, just Claire de lune on loopit’s physically impossible for me to fall asleep before 2-3am and this is my hottest personality traitOf course I contribute to class, my contribution is looking really pretty in my little zoom square
Retweeted by jess🥯😛🥰🔥✨ https://t.co/XK5LVrJGAU https://t.co/8wzWg6tJ32No discourse 🙏 but Armie Hammer is a man who said he prefers rough sex but stopped wanting it with his wife because… https://t.co/RKYMJIbPlr
Retweeted by jessHow dare you love me...I- https://t.co/Obt2bbXMEt https://t.co/4SUJEUzmBQ @kyle_bvo yes king similar goals. we got this🤩
1/16
2021
maybe she’s born with it, maybe she finds comfort in re-visiting familiar stories to cope with the stress of dimini… https://t.co/8jYpyxaXuw
Retweeted by jessIn hs, we had a wanted man on the run hiding on school property. my army post elementary schools tho, we prepped fo… https://t.co/GxrFo2Hbhoscrolling twitter, listening to bon iver, accidentally tapped a v loud rocket mortgage ad. questioning life.airpod my mental stability 🤝 barely hanging on https://t.co/I2uJdZlELq @HoesChiMinh please let me mourn my power in peace, sirsomeone come slap me pls i am..pining🤢I don't put projects on the back burner. I put them under the floorboards, where the ever-louder beating of their h… https://t.co/GGEHWQyTf9
Retweeted by jessI’m a warm powerful chipmunk.. https://t.co/cC6tSoLKEq
1/15
2021
nah Jessica Day teach me something how do you get a boy to grab your arm as you walk away and kiss you??? she's 2 for 2 now HOW
Retweeted by jess @VChafian and he couldn’t even acknowledge any of it like a grown up! he just poured like a baby!! like SIR please mature?? @VChafian she started off being like “i’m not like other girls” and then when she started appreciating those “other… https://t.co/io0YQdjHesand the friend, definitely also the friendi’m rewatching Devil Wears Prada for the first time in years and I can confirm that the boyfriend is the villain. That’s all.
1/14
2021
i am head-over-heels in love with the word “conglomerate”
1/12
2021

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